Smartschoolboy9

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This faggot waits for the child to make the first move in a sexual situation. You can help by contacting Federal Authorities and alerting Chris Hansen.

This person is a sick fuck! They should never be trusted by anyone!

Possible side-effects will include at least one of these: HIV/AIDS Bestiality Cuckoldry

ATTENTION! The subject of this article is a lolcow, and is currently ripe for milking. You can help by trolling the shit out of them whenever you see them, then laughing at their lulz-inducing theatrics.

What would you do if you saw THIS walking around your local elementary school building?

The internets have a wide range of rare peculiar creatures, some more hidden away than others and in need of intensive digging in the asshole of the internet to find, and some even rarer now as it's been normified to death. In 2024, such a thing was found.

smartschoolboy9 (Powerword: David Walter Stansfield; AKA: truth_sticks_11, Stephanie Schoolie, Girl-chloe12, Lyricistdavid, David London) is the online handle of a previously little-known fat, 59-year-old pedophile with a more than likely case of assburgers and/or schizophrenia, residing somewhere in Doncaster, Caliphate of Londonistan, where, since at latest March 12, 2021, it's been spamming videos on Instagram of it dressing up in school uniforms, hanging out with prepubescent kids, chasing said prepubescent kids, and probably that other thing too. It's especially obsessed with wearing high heals and trying to look young again. He is a fucking weirdo that films himself sucking his toungue and posts creepy ass shit on instagram. He also has an obsession with high heels and crossdresses like a total faggot. His parents should've worn a condom if they knew this was going to happen, as smartschoolboy9 is a proud example of someone you should keep your kids away from.

Smartschoolboy9's doings have of course caught the attention of Redditards and normies and instantly declared the creature as a WOWEEEEE NEW HECKIN' SCARY DARK RABBIT HOLERINOS!!!!111111 as they needed another cow to make a billion 2-hour-long video essays on for moar shekels; though at least now it's something more lulzy than yet another Xitter artist groomer #104057290277573. Due to this there is a subreddit ^{(See removed posts: 1, 2)} dedicated to the bloated potential rapist, but if Retarddit is not your taste, there's a Kiwi Farms thread, too.

Posts

Ain't it beautiful?

David the Pedobear has multiple accounts all over Instagram, each dedicated to a different made up young school girl or boy; the fake photos of these girls and boys are most obviously him or a random child put through at least 100 iterations of AI slopware and filters in Dave's desperate attempt for them to look as real as possible, and failing to do so due to his "incompetence".

SSB9's Instagram posts themselves consist of various pictures and videos of him LARPing as a school boy, like "getting home from school" or "getting ready for school", which is ironic because he probably didn't even graduate elementary school. In his content you can hear him gurgling and slapping his lips like he is pleasuring himself like a fag to the idea of being an age-regression-fetishitst stinking old melon who's inevitable death is approaching ever closer with each given day; Cleveland Brown would say "That's Nasty!" The videos themselves are of atrocious quality, have long blocks of text with shitty layout, and are infested with overlay and VFX spam so intense it would give even logo editing spergs an instant aneurysm.

Pedolardo's first known account was known as truth_sticks_11, where for a while he'd pretend to be a concerned mother telling others to beware of the exact kind of thing he is, a man pretending to be a child.

truth_sticks_11 post archive

Davey's shitty "music"

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Viral Sensation!

Of course being a lolcow loser who has a sick fetish for school children and being one would go fucking viral. Here's a list of youtubers who have garnered millions of youtube views from this SICK FUCK:

• Nick Crowley
• SomeOrdinaryGamers
• HannahTheHorrible
• Dankyjabo
• Tuv
• iNabber
• And everyone's favorite fat furry fetishist Pyrocynical

"Investigation"

As of yet there hasn't been any real investigation like calling Child Protective Services; only internet sleuths witchhunting people who they think could be the guy; because of which lulz ensued and their reputation was ruined because who wants to be an old wrinkly schoolboy fetishist in make-up?

Minorcraft

Schoolly D unfortunately had some minors he followed and did some TOM foockery with them, I don't know but I assume it isn't fucking good cause this guy looks like a FREAK! Girl-chloe12 was reportedly someone who was edited in sexual ways by schoolly and it was run through an AI detector of course and it turns out it wasn't AI and it was real fucking CP material.

His "Music"

And of course, what other lolcow isn't complete without a little musical gift of there own. As of now, only one song of his has been discovered: "Running Tram". It is unknown if there were other songs he made, but we hope so; we like to pretty much see what other songs Schoolly D had produced over the course of a few years. Let's hope he makes more music and not... be a fucking weirdo!

How To Troll This Faggot

• Tell him that he isnt 9 and is 59.
• Vandalise his house.
• Harass him with insults in his dms on instagram.
• Point out how much of a weirdo he is.

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See Also

• Doxbin

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