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Erica Conway: Difference between revisions
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[[File:EricaConway.jpg|thumb|The fuckin' [[genius]] herself.]] | [[File:EricaConway.jpg|thumb|The fuckin' [[genius]] herself.]] | ||
'''Erica Conway''' is a [[Shaneequa|proud]] [[Negress|black]] [[wimminz]] from ''[[Seattle]], [[Washington]]'', who, after forgetting the [[password]] to her account at '''Puget Sound Energy''' in August, [[2018]], decided to make use of the useful reset | '''Erica Conway''' is a [[Shaneequa|proud]] [[Negress|black]] [[wimminz]] from ''[[Seattle]], [[Washington]]'', who, after forgetting the [[password]] to her account at '''Puget Sound Energy''' in August, [[2018]], decided to make use of the useful password reset feature on their [[website]]. Much to Erica's dismay, the [[random]]ly generated temporary password that she received via [[email]] was so horribly [[racist]] that we're afraid to actually show it to you without [[censoring]] it to "''N***a''" for your [[Snowflake|fragile eyes]]. In the name of [[journalism]], however, we will show you the uncensored password. | ||
{{quote|NiggaHHJ|Erica's password}} | {{quote|NiggaHHJ|Erica's new password}} | ||
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Further triggered by this lethal dose of [[reality]], Erica [[Chimpout|went ballistic]] and soon contacted the [[Old Media|local news media]] and the fucking [[NAACP]] to voice her concerns about how a tiny snippet of [[COBOL|computer code]] was obviously [[racist]] and probably wanted to [[genocide]] the [[blacks]]. | Further triggered by this lethal dose of [[reality]], Erica [[Chimpout|went ballistic]] and soon contacted the [[Old Media|local news media]] and the fucking [[NAACP]] to voice her concerns about how a tiny snippet of [[COBOL|computer code]] was obviously [[racist]] and probably wanted to [[genocide]] the [[blacks]]. | ||
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== Coolest Password in the System == | == Coolest Password in the System == | ||
[[File:NiggaHHJ.jpg|center|300px]] | |||
{{quote|I couldn’t remember my password to PSE, so they gave me a temporary password and this is what I got. SMH #pse #komo4news #king5news #kiro7news | {{quote|I couldn’t remember my password to PSE, so they gave me a temporary password and this is what I got. SMH #pse #komo4news #king5news #kiro7news | ||
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== | == Winning the Nigga Lottery == | ||
[[File:NiggaLottery.jpg|right|200px]] | |||
Because Puget Sound Energy was using only upper and lowercase A-Z characters in temporary passwords, each character has a 1-in-52 chance of appearing in each space of the password. We don't understand [[math]], but we estimate that this means that spelling out "''Nigga''" in a password while [[black]] is akin to winning the [[Diversity Lottery|lottery]] or being on the top floor of the [[World Trade Center]] on [[9/11|September 11, 2001]]. We would, however, be far more impressed if [[Bill Clinton]]'s password reset resulted in the temporary password "''[[Rimjob|RimjobXD]]''". | |||
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== See Also == | == See Also == | ||
* [[Coolest Monkey in the Jungle]] | * [[Coolest Monkey in the Jungle]] | ||
* [[H4xx0r]] | |||
* [[GET]] | * [[GET]] | ||
* [[Nigger]] | * [[Nigger]] | ||
Revision as of 20:36, 8 August 2018
Erica Conway is a proud black wimminz from Seattle, Washington, who, after forgetting the password to her account at Puget Sound Energy in August, 2018, decided to make use of the useful password reset feature on their website. Much to Erica's dismay, the randomly generated temporary password that she received via email was so horribly racist that we're afraid to actually show it to you without censoring it to "N***a" for your fragile eyes. In the name of journalism, however, we will show you the uncensored password.
—Erica's new password | ||
Horribly shaken by seeing the word "Nigga" in her randomly generated password, Erica ended up contacting customer service. Fortunately, the woman that Erica reached at PSE's support hotline realized that Erica was a fucking idiot and couldn't view the situation as anything other than fucking hilarious as she explained that only black people and white homosexuals actually use the term "Nigga" and randomly generated strings of text aren't actually capable of hating black people due to being randomly generated strings of text.
Further triggered by this lethal dose of reality, Erica went ballistic and soon contacted the local news media and the fucking NAACP to voice her concerns about how a tiny snippet of computer code was obviously racist and probably wanted to genocide the blacks.
Coolest Password in the System
—Erica Conway, bitching about a randomly generated password | ||
Winning the Nigga Lottery
Because Puget Sound Energy was using only upper and lowercase A-Z characters in temporary passwords, each character has a 1-in-52 chance of appearing in each space of the password. We don't understand math, but we estimate that this means that spelling out "Nigga" in a password while black is akin to winning the lottery or being on the top floor of the World Trade Center on September 11, 2001. We would, however, be far more impressed if Bill Clinton's password reset resulted in the temporary password "RimjobXD".
See Also
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