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Revision as of 01:56, 13 January 2012
Taking Computer Science III means that you are a 1337 h4xx0r, among the likes of Mike Sandy, who almost shut down the ED server but only managed to slow it down, after SOMEHOW managing to find out the ultra-secret EncyclopediaDramatica.com IP address.
Faggotry
—Mike Sandy, oblivious to the existence of fucking | ||
—Mike Sandy | ||
—Mike Sandy, as anonymous kicks him in the crotch | ||
—Mike Sandy | ||
In response to being warned shit would go down on him:
—Mike Sandy's final words lol internets | ||
—Mike Sandy | ||
We dodged a bullet there.
Timeline
Allow me to create a timeline to show you the significance of Mike's accomplishment.
| Level | Powers granted |
|---|---|
| CS I | Microsoft Office, Windows Help Screen, Start Menu, Copypasta |
| CS II | HTML, BASIC, Rapping Freestyle |
| CS III | 1337 h4xx0rz |
| CS IV | Java, Thetans |
| CS V | Fortran, Tom Cruise, L. Ron Hubbard |
| CS VI | Lord Xenu |
| CS VII | Tay Zonday |
| CS VIII | Exploding vans |
| CS IX | Ultima |
| CS X | ???? |
| CS XI | PROFIT!!! |
| Mac OS X | Gay |
As you can easily see, a Computer Science III Expert like Mike is SRS BUSINESS and, knows everything about teh internets (except Java, but who could possibly understand that, amirite) After attempting to hack ED, someone gave Mike his own IP address, and told him to start hacking it. As Mike kept getting booted off of AIM, he became increasingly frustrated. He retreated and began ferociously fapping to softcore pr0n on his IRL Tubes since his internets were broken.
Computer Science III: The Book
Due to the success of the Computer Science III hacking courses, a decision was made to put the book into print. You can purchase it here [1], here [2], here[3], or here for mega savings [4]. Though, in all honesty, you get more hacker skills by putting your money here [5].
ZOMG HACKED!
You can tell from the tabs in the screen that he was on http://www.brothersoft.com/downloads/website-hacking.html trying to find hacking software, and https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/748 trying to download firefox scripts, to zerg rush the server no doubt, what a lolcow
After being butthurt, Mike Sandy read up on CSIII and got 79/89 on his comp science test (whatever that means, I assume the 89 was after the SpEd curve). He then believed he hacked the shit out of Encyclopedia Dramatica. In truth, he wasn't getting the main page because his internets were broken. He was so proud of his achievements, though, that he sent us a lulzy screenshot through facebook, then later bitched that the site "sucked balls" so bad it wasn't worth hacking.
YouTube Alert
Oh sweet Allah, too fucking perfect..
Apparently, having taken English 10 as well, he's now a contemporary of literary masters like Shakespeare and Tara Gilespie.
>
Waddup my naem is Mike Siddy, Straight from the ghetto.
spittin rhymes while I eat my red jello.
Easiest class ever is English 10.
Just as easy as lifting a hen.
So for my English midterm, you gotta study real hard.
But, we know that the midterms are just full of lard. Studying the vocabulary can get really tough. You gotta make all the flash cards to get, prevent that all from being rough.
Macbeth was the thane, was actin real plain.
And he gated Duncan to get the reign.
And the Macb And the Macbeth Died. Cause he got fried.
McDuff Kick his butt, MacBeth got gut.
Study for your test, they're the best.
It takes some time.
but its just like spitting these rhymes.
Mike Sandy = No Friends
"Our Mike" feeling the impending lulz, created an account on facebook to look exactly like ghey Mikes. This was initially done to get moar pixpls, but because Mike has a bunch of dumbass friends (and there's not many to begin with), they all (and then some) added Our Mike to their friends list. After 48 hours, Our Mike had moar facebook friends then real mike. butthurt? I think so. And to make matters worse, real Mike reported the account for TOS violation at least 100 times. But noone cares about him.
!VICTORY!
According to Mike's facebook, he has now "Studied Cyber Security at Howard CC," further reinforcing that he is a retarded nigger who couldn't even get into a decent college.
Mike Sandy's 1337 hacker program
#include <stdio.h>
#include<superman.h>
int main(void)
{
/*Now for the pwning*/
int i;
printf("I Take computer Science III, I know what I'm talking about\n");
memset(&i,0,sizeof(int));
return(i);
/*This portion contains the actual payload */
/*
Payload
*/
/*Pwnt.*/
}
The FBI are currently trying to decipher this encrypted source. They're willing to give over 9000 dollars to whom ever can decipher it.
=Mike Sandy's Code deciphered for newfags
#include <stdio.h> // To give your computer STD's
#include<superman.h> // <superman.h> is made up bullshit, it would really be "superman.h", which we all know Superman is complete fail anyways.
int main(void)
{
/*Now for the pwning*/
int i; // Makes a number
printf("I Take computer Science III, I know what I'm talking about\n"); // Shows "I take computer Science III, I know what I'm talking about" Which is unmistakably bullshit.
memset(&i,0,sizeof(int)); // Makes the number turn 0
return(i); // End of actual program
/*This portion contains the actual payload */ // Begin of comment bullshit.
/*
Payload // That isn't fucking executed
*/
/*Pwnt.*/ // End of Comment bullshit
}
Thus proving that Mike Sandy was too busy sticking the keyboard's keys up his ass and not paying attention at all and he fails to epic proportions.
Pix
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With Computer Science III Motherfucker! -
"I know what I'm Talking about" -
Be on the lookout for h4x0rz men! -
Mike during the off season -
Full-length feature film based off the exploits of Mike Sandy. To be released Fall '07 -
The Return of Mike Sandy! -
Sandy decides to re-take Computer science III in the hopes he will learn some 1337 skills! -
memorial site poon'd -
He got a 79/89 on his comp sci, he no longer needs to hack to prove his Scientology skillz. -
Jew?? that's outrageous. He didn't actually go through with blocking me either. -
he blocked me. Right after he got pwned one last time. -
Our Mike 99 Winnar -
Gay Mike 79 Luser -
OMGHAX -
Mozilla Firefox addons are now 1337 h4x0rz
See Also
- Nef Quintero
- Computer Science
- GNAA
- Dangerous kitten
- Hack This Site
- Nick Croce
- Jason Aula
- Taking Down ED
- Electricity
External Links
- Mike Sandy cheats death with the power of CSIII
- ZOMG!!! Mike Sandy said ASS in skool! LOLROFLMAOLOL gay Gangbang at the end!
- Overburn brings it to Mike Sandy. Sandy also claims that his school district implemented a ban on freestyling in school because he was so butthurt.
- Facebook Page
| Computer Science III is part of a series on LERNIN 2 INTERNET 
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Pitfalls: Aspierations • BLANKING IN PROGRESS • Charming Naïveté • Delete fucking everything • DOIN IT RONG • Edginess • Failing it • Internet tough guy • Kids on the internet • Legal action • Liberalism • Mental illness • Mod Sass • Skript kiddies • Sob Stories • Trolls • Unrealistic Expectations • Unwarranted Self-Importance • Waaaambulance Previous Hiscores: PROTIPS: |
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