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Similar to HIV/AIDS, the quickest route of infection is through the accidental inoculation of your anal cavity by [[Original Poster|OP]]. Medical "experts" and gay sex gurus insist that monkeypox is not specifically a gay disease, however extensive contact tracing demonstrates that almost all cases are contracted at saunas, bathhouses, truckstop bathrooms, and broadway musicals. Known for their promiscuous behavior and insatiable need to have every orifice filled by STD-ridden cock, just like AIDS in the '80s, monkeypox has ravaged the gay community like wildfire.  
Similar to HIV/AIDS, the quickest route of infection is through the accidental inoculation of your anal cavity by [[Original Poster|OP]]. Medical "experts" and gay sex gurus insist that monkeypox is not specifically a gay disease, however extensive contact tracing demonstrates that almost all cases are contracted at saunas, bathhouses, truckstop bathrooms, and broadway musicals. Known for their promiscuous behavior and insatiable need to have every orifice filled by STD-ridden cock, just like AIDS in the '80s, monkeypox has ravaged the gay community like wildfire.  



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New York 1982 2022

Monkeypox, also known as AIDS 2: Electric Boogaloo, is a viral disease and the 2022 spiritual successor to the Covid-19 pandemic. Despite homosexuals allegedly being only 1.4% of the U.S. population, homosexuals make up almost 100% of monkeypox cases. Contrary to contemporary Christian culture, Monkeypox is just further evidence that God does indeed still hate fags.


Origin

The Discovery of Monkeypox

Monkeypox, the second funniest thing since cancer, is yet another viral disease theorized to have been spread to humans by niggers raping monkeys. Other equally valid theories on the origin of monkeypox are that it was created in a DARPA funded lab by Dr. Fauci and subsequently spread wirelessly over a 5G network so that Bill Gates could continue to jerk himself off by vaccinating Africans.


Transmission

CDC's Rules of Engagement

Similar to HIV/AIDS, the quickest route of infection is through the accidental inoculation of your anal cavity by OP. Medical "experts" and gay sex gurus insist that monkeypox is not specifically a gay disease, however extensive contact tracing demonstrates that almost all cases are contracted at saunas, bathhouses, truckstop bathrooms, and broadway musicals. Known for their promiscuous behavior and insatiable need to have every orifice filled by STD-ridden cock, just like AIDS in the '80s, monkeypox has ravaged the gay community like wildfire.

   
 
This is not a gay disease, Monkeypox typically, but not exclusively, spreads through extended skin-to-skin contact. So because it began in men who have sex with men, it has largely stayed among them. Had the virus first spread among straight people, it would likely have remained among them. It’s the social network phenomenon, It’s who you’re having contact with, not anything about the specific behavior
 

 
 

—Dr. Ken Mayer, Homosex Enthusiast, and medical research director for HIV/AIDS at Fenway Institute, archive link

Symptoms

Monkeypox and the Media

Despite 99.9% of monkeypox cases occurring among homosexuals and bisexuals, mainstream media insists that it can be spread merely by sitting on the same toilet seat as a Grecian.

Not just for the gays!

How would a child become infected?

Monkeypox is also known to infect the following under rare circumstances:

Racism

Due to the fact that melanin-enriched individuals closely resemble their not-so-distant simian ancestors, valiant western journalists begrudgingly acknowledged the similarity and collectively decried "DAS RACISS!!" and the name "monkeypox" was scheduled to be closed due to AIDS.

World Health Organization Renaming Efforts

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Monkeypox renaming campaign submissions

Sometime last Thursday, the W.H.O. sought to rename the monkeypox virus "after a group of international scientists said the current nomenclature could be discriminatory and stigmatizing." Many interesting suggestions were made on behalf of the internet such as:

  • Niggerpox
  • LGBTFO
  • Pedopox
  • Bidenpox
  • The Ebonics Plague
  • Pridepox
  • Frotter's Rot
  • Groomer's Grief
  • Cornhole Cankers
  • Jigaboomps
  • Ladyboy Lesions
  • Dingle Shingles
  • Fartboxpox
  • Bootywhore Spores
  • Homorrhea
  • Fister Blisters
  • Fab Scabs
  • Dic Tacs
  • Fudge Packer's Fungus
  • Rainbow Rash
  • Faggot Fever
  • Sodomite Syndrome
  • Pansy Pathosis
  • Rimmer's Rot
  • Coinpurse Curse
  • Poofterpox
  • Poofta Pimples
  • Sissy Sores
  • Felcher's Fever
  • Brokeback Blisters
  • Tolerance Freckles
  • Israelpox
  • Goypox
  • Democrat Dents
  • Sodompox
  • Hennessy Lesions
  • Hoop Rash
  • Cotton Burrs
  • Pride Marks
  • Bathouse Burns
  • Ape Scrapes
  • Sicko Sores
  • Unity Ulcers
  • Pride Pustules

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