Bill Cosby

Bye-bye responsibility!

Bill "The Coz" Cosby (Powerword: William Henry Cosby, Jr.) is an African American television actor, sweater-aficionado, comedian and old person who was popular for about a week during the 1980s before the world entirely forgot about his existence. Unfortunately, this era of peace was shattered in 2014 when several dried-up fashion models from the 1900s began mounting a public smear campaign against Bill Cosby and alleged that he had been drugging and raping women since the 1960s and had managed to get away with it for 50 fucking years despite being a nigger.

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Andrea Constand

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Andrea Constand (yes, that's srsly a woman), the only one of Cosby's "victims" whose case is actually headed to trial.

Andrea Constand is a bulldyke and probable transsexual whose accusations against Cosby are, so far, the only ones to actually result in criminal charges.

Janice Dickinson

Janice Dickinson (pronounced "Dick-In-Son") is a washed-up old hag and serial-liar who has been known to refer to herself as "The world's first supermodel." despite being born 60 years after the first known use of the term "supermodel".

Velma Dinkley

House of Cosbys

In 2005, someone created a hilarious video series about a man who makes a hundred clones of Bill Cosby, and even has sex with one of them.[1] Bill got really insulted and extremely pissed off, so he sent his e-lawyers to shut it down. Watch these before Bill gets them removed! At one point Ebaumsworld, being the theiving Jews that they are, even watermarked these videos [2] but the videos below are free of that shit.

House of Cosbys Episode 1 House of Cosbys Episode 2 House of Cosbys Episode 3 House of Cosbys Episode 4 House of Cosbys Episode 5 (Made by a third party after Bill's lawyers shut the video series down.) Previous Video | Next Video

Former career

	“	Civilization had too many rules for me, so I did my best to rewrite them.	„
	—A wealthy Cosby made his own rules after years of working for “The Man.”

Cosby, while sporting his trademark hooded style sweatshirts, gained wild popularity and massive success during the early to mid 1970s due to his over-the-top situation comedy “The Cosby Show” which detailed his troubled life with his quarrelsome wife, spoiled rotten kids, and his ever-snooping in-laws. Because of this success, he also created and stared in several other television shows, most notably, Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids, A Different World, Kids Say the Darndest Things, and a long running advertisement campaign for Jello.

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Pudding Pops.

Some of the companies he used to do advertising for still use his likeness in association with their brands, for example New Coke.

Slang

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	“	Ladies and gentlemen, the lower economic people are not holding up their end in this deal. These people are not parenting. They are buying things for kids -- $500 sneakers for what? And won't spend $200 for 'Hooked on Phonics.'	„
	—Cosby was an education advocate.

Shloop de ding dang bizzle de do. Wah boo bee blah tizzle mee foo blat. Jello Pudding Pops ding de bloop blag, diddly boop beebap zing dang woo. Fizz boink doopity doo wang zip, blappity bloopity bing slig nigga fizzoop. Whizzle pizzle boo bee lah tee doo dah ding, wingding dang arang diddly boob sheboop. Whuzzle ping beebap woop ding doop wing schloop ferblang. Hoppity lippity diddly zip bang whuzzle, ning flippity bip de doo zap pow blap. Boopity woop doop ching chang, wingy dingy blappity bloopity sheeboop de fuzzle. Diddily piddily wing a ding dang? Boopity boo whuzzle noopity ding boo bap fuzzle!!! Wingding dang arang diddly boob sheboop. Whuzzle ping beebap woop ding doop wing schloop ferblang. Hoppity lippity diddly zip bang whuzzle. Schloop ferblang. Hoppity lippity diddly zip bang whuzzle ah boo bee blah tizzle mee foo blat. Ferblang tee doo dah ding, wingding dang arang diddly boob sheboop. Wingding dang arang diddly boob sheboop huzzle ping beebap woop ding. Lah tee doo dah ding, wingding dang arang diddly boob zip, blappity bloopity bing slig ning fizzoop hizzle pizzle wingding dang arang diddly boob sheboop.

The Cosby Show

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Typical scene from The Cosby Show.

Based off the old Minstrel shows, The Cosby Show was performed entirely by white people in black face. An interesting "what-if" scenario about a prosperous black family, it was incredibly popular among people of all races for it's accurate portrayal of white people dressed up as black people. Lisa Bonet is the only actress still making appearance in feature films. She is also one of the few people in the entertainment industry who can be classified as a Whaxican because no one can tell what race she is supposed to be. Tempestt Bledsoe (Vanessa Huxtable) had a brief stint as a talk show host but was cancelled because Ricki Lake had already stolen the black demographic. Bill Cosby currently spends his time putting Rohypnol into young womens drinks and jello puddings .

The Cosby Show usually shows problems that everyday black people go through. Whether if Theo drank all of the koolaid, Rudy got pregnant and ran away with her Jewish next door neighbor, or if Billy Mays finally threw out the niggerish family so he can make more money secretly selling pr0n to older, fatter, whiter mens like himself, cuz dat bitch is a nigga hatur. Its no lie that the show was filmed in a gang filled neighborhood in Compton. Bill Cosby plays a black doctor that was captured in Africa and was sent to destroy Miley Cyrus. But he gave up and bought an apartment and got himself a bitch , did the horizontal monster mash and made like 8 kids or some shit. One of them was so gay they transfered him to go live in Bel-Air with his auntie and uncle. Now he spends his days butthurt with Carlton.

Cosby Sweater

Videos

Fellow nigger and unfunny "comedian" Hannibal Buress feeds Bill Cosby to the sharks. Bill Cosby fanboy Previous Video | Next Video

Gallery

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See Also

• DINDU NUFFIN - What Bill Cosby did.
• Unrapeable - What Bill Cosby's accusers are.
• Rape - What Bill Cosby didn't do.
• Michael Jackson - Another black man and/or white woman who was falsely accused of molesting young boys.
• Unfunny - What Bill Cosby is.
• Emma Sulkowicz - Someone who, surprisingly, hasn't accused Bill Cosby of rape yet.
• The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
• Josef Fritzl
• Roman Polanski

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