- Portals
- The Current Year
- ED in the News
- Admins
- Help ED Rebuild
- Archive
- ED Bookmarklet
- Donate Bitcoin
Contact an admin on Discord or EDF if you want an account. Also fuck bots.
Monkeypox: Difference between revisions
imported>MarioMario456 MarioMario456 moved page 2022 Monkeypox outbreak to Monkeypox over redirect |
imported>.wil No edit summary |
||
| Line 1: | Line 1: | ||
{{ | {{stub}} | ||
{{potential}} | {{potential}} | ||
[[File:monkeypox1.jpg|thumb|right]] | [[File:monkeypox1.jpg|thumb|right]] | ||
'''Monkeypox''', also known as [[AIDS|AIDS 2: Electric Boogaloo]], is the [[2022]] spiritual successor to [[Covid|Covid-19]]. Despite [[homosexual]]s allegedly being only 1.4% of the U.S. population, homosexuals make up 100% of monkeypox cases. Contrary to contemporary [[Christian]] culture, Monkeypox is just further evidence that [[God hates fags|God does indeed still hate fags]]. | '''Monkeypox''', also known as [[AIDS|AIDS 2: Electric Boogaloo]], is a viral disease and the [[2022]] spiritual successor to the [[Covid|Covid-19]] pandemic. Despite [[homosexual]]s allegedly being only 1.4% of the U.S. population, homosexuals make up almost 100% of monkeypox cases. Contrary to contemporary [[Christian]] culture, Monkeypox is just further evidence that [[God hates fags|God does indeed still hate fags]]. | ||
==Origin== | ==Origin== | ||
[[File:monkeypox2.jpg|thumb|right]] | [[File:monkeypox2.jpg|thumb|right]] | ||
Monkeypox, the second funniest thing since cancer, is yet another disease theorized to have been spread to humans by [[nigger]]s raping monkeys. Other equally valid theories on the origin of monkeypox are that it was created in a [[Government|DARPA]] funded lab by Dr. Fauci{{jew}} and subsequently spread wirelessly over a 5G network so that [[Bill Gates]] could continue to jerk himself off by vaccinating Africans. | Monkeypox, the second funniest thing since cancer, is yet another viral disease theorized to have been spread to humans by [[nigger]]s raping monkeys. Other equally valid theories on the origin of monkeypox are that it was created in a [[Government|DARPA]] funded lab by Dr. Fauci{{jew}} and subsequently spread wirelessly over a 5G network so that [[Bill Gates]] could continue to jerk himself off by vaccinating Africans. | ||
==Transmission== | ==Transmission== | ||
Similar to HIV/AIDS, the quickest route of infection is through the accidental inoculation of your anal cavity by [[OP is a fag|OP]]. Medical "experts" and gay sex gurus insist that monkeypox is not specifically a gay disease, however extensive contact tracing demonstrates that almost all cases are contracted at saunas, bathhouses, truckstop bathrooms, and broadway musicals. Known for their promiscuous behavior and insatiable need to have every orifice filled by STD-ridden cock, just like AIDS in the '80s, monkeypox has ravaged the gay community like wildfire. | |||
{{Quote|This is not a gay disease, Monkeypox typically, but not exclusively, spreads through extended skin-to-skin contact. So because it began in men who have sex with men, it has largely stayed among them. Had the virus first spread among straight people, it would likely have remained among them. It’s the social network phenomenon, It’s who you’re having contact with, not anything about the specific behavior|Dr. Ken Mayer, Homosex Enthusiast, and medical research director for HIV/AIDS at Fenway Institute|[https://archive.is/Jn2B8 archive link]}} | {{Quote|This is not a gay disease, Monkeypox typically, but not exclusively, spreads through extended skin-to-skin contact. So because it began in men who have sex with men, it has largely stayed among them. Had the virus first spread among straight people, it would likely have remained among them. It’s the social network phenomenon, It’s who you’re having contact with, not anything about the specific behavior|Dr. Ken Mayer, Homosex Enthusiast, and medical research director for HIV/AIDS at Fenway Institute|[https://archive.is/Jn2B8 archive link]}} | ||
| Line 21: | Line 23: | ||
==Monkeypox and the Media== | ==Monkeypox and the Media== | ||
Despite 99.9% of monkeypox cases occurring among homosexuals and bisexuals, mainstream media insists that it can be spread merely by sitting on the same toilet seat as a Grecian. | |||
=== | ===Not just for the gays!=== | ||
Monkeypox is also known to infect the following under [[rape|rare]] circumstances: | |||
*Women | |||
*Children | |||
*Dogs | |||
===Racism=== | ===Racism=== | ||
Due to the fact melanin-enriched individuals closely resemble their not-so-distant simian ancestors, the name "monkeypox" was closed due to AIDS. | |||
==Gallery== | ==Gallery== | ||
| Line 48: | Line 55: | ||
==See Also== | ==See Also== | ||
*[[AIDS]] | *[[AIDS]] - The original | ||
*[[COVID]] | *[[COVID]] - Encouraged masks but not condom use | ||
*[[Harambe]] | *[[Harambe]] - Could have prevented this | ||
*[[Monkey]] - Dindu nuffin' | |||
*[[Monkey]] | *[[Homosex]] - Main route of infection | ||
*[[Homosex]] | |||
==External Links== | ==External Links== | ||
| Line 59: | Line 65: | ||
{{afro}} | {{afro}} | ||
{{biology}} | |||
{{faggotry}} | {{faggotry}} | ||
[[Category:2022]] | [[Category:2022]] | ||
Revision as of 01:49, 30 September 2022
| Hey! | 
|
This article isn't lulz just yet, but its coverage can spark a lollercoaster. You can help by reverting people who delete shit, and vandalizing their user pages. See this article on Google? Want to add something? Join us! |
|
Monkeypox, also known as AIDS 2: Electric Boogaloo, is a viral disease and the 2022 spiritual successor to the Covid-19 pandemic. Despite homosexuals allegedly being only 1.4% of the U.S. population, homosexuals make up almost 100% of monkeypox cases. Contrary to contemporary Christian culture, Monkeypox is just further evidence that God does indeed still hate fags.
Origin
Monkeypox, the second funniest thing since cancer, is yet another viral disease theorized to have been spread to humans by niggers raping monkeys. Other equally valid theories on the origin of monkeypox are that it was created in a DARPA funded lab by Dr. Fauci✡ and subsequently spread wirelessly over a 5G network so that Bill Gates could continue to jerk himself off by vaccinating Africans.
Transmission
Similar to HIV/AIDS, the quickest route of infection is through the accidental inoculation of your anal cavity by OP. Medical "experts" and gay sex gurus insist that monkeypox is not specifically a gay disease, however extensive contact tracing demonstrates that almost all cases are contracted at saunas, bathhouses, truckstop bathrooms, and broadway musicals. Known for their promiscuous behavior and insatiable need to have every orifice filled by STD-ridden cock, just like AIDS in the '80s, monkeypox has ravaged the gay community like wildfire.
—Dr. Ken Mayer, Homosex Enthusiast, and medical research director for HIV/AIDS at Fenway Institute, archive link | ||
-
No woman no cry -
"Superspreader event" is synonymous with gay orgy
Monkeypox and the Media
Despite 99.9% of monkeypox cases occurring among homosexuals and bisexuals, mainstream media insists that it can be spread merely by sitting on the same toilet seat as a Grecian.
Not just for the gays!
Monkeypox is also known to infect the following under rare circumstances:
- Women
- Children
- Dogs
Racism
Due to the fact melanin-enriched individuals closely resemble their not-so-distant simian ancestors, the name "monkeypox" was closed due to AIDS.
Gallery
-
-
-
-
You can easily get tested for Monkeypox by shoving a banana up your nose. -
-
baby niglets anticipate monkeybox to kill all gays. -
-
-
-
See Also
- AIDS - The original
- COVID - Encouraged masks but not condom use
- Harambe - Could have prevented this
- Monkey - Dindu nuffin'
- Homosex - Main route of infection
External Links
|
Monkeypox is part of a series on Visit the Faggotry Portal for complete coverage. |