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'''Basketball''' (aka Nigger Hopscotch) is something between [[bulletball]] and [[soccer]] - awesome at times, but [[homosexual]] in general. While it is technically the [[Loser|second]] most famous sport on the planet, [[Nobody likes you|nobody really likes]] basketball, except for the niggas and [[Lithuania|Lithuanians]]. Additionally, basketball sometimes allows nerdy-looking white guys to play simply to provide a good gut laugh to the darkies. One notable exception is [[White devil|Larry Bird]], who invented the slam dunk.
{{quote|Why do black people like basketball? Because it involves running, shooting and stealing... the ball.|The sport in a nutshell}}


'''Basketball''' (aka '''N'''igger '''B'''allet '''A'''cademy) is something between [[bulletball]] and [[soccer]] - awesome at times, but [[homosexual]] in general. While it is technically the [[Loser|second]] most famous sport on the planet, [[Nobody likes you|nobody really likes]] basketball, except for niggers and [[poor]] people.  Additionally, basketball sometimes allows [[Jews|money-hungry sports team owners]] to make good worthwhile money out of the worthless apes doing what they do best, aka, [[Theft|stealing]]. One notable exception is [[White devil|Larry Bird]], who invented the slam dunk.
Since the abolition of [[Slavery|traditional labor-saving techniques,]] managing a basketball team is the only remaining legal way to buy a nigger.
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== Ancient history ==
== Ancient history ==
Basketball was ejaculated by some faggot Canadian who fled to [[USA|America]] sometime around 1910. This obviously not being tragic enough, the sport actually became famous. A couple of decades and there is the [[Extreme advertising|fucking]] NBA. There's not much history to basketball, actually; the only thing worth mention is that basketball players in the 80s wore these [[retarded]] shorts that were [[gay]] beyond [[faggotry]]. [[PROTIP]]: Mention that a Canadian invented basketball to a American nigra for extreme butthurt and lulz.
Basketball was ejaculated by some faggot Canadian who fled to [[USA|America]] sometime around 1910. This obviously not being tragic enough, the sport actually became famous. A couple of decades and there is the [[Extreme advertising|fucking]] NBA. There's not much history to basketball, actually; the only thing worth mention is that basketball players in the 80s wore these [[retarded]] shorts that were [[gay]] beyond [[faggotry]]. [[PROTIP]]: Mention that a Canadian invented basketball to a American nigra for extreme butthurt and lulz.


== How do I shot ball ==
== How do I shot ball ==
The basketball general rules aren't that complicated either, because if they were, how the fuck would niggers play it? Anyway, you get the ball and you shoot into the basket. Congratulations - you are now eligible to join the NBA. Also, you have to dribble the ball, can't step out of the court and you can't [[Punch|show a nigger wassup]] - the last regulation is obviously the [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJGxA3GTTtU&feature=related hardest for the ballers to stand].
The basketball general rules aren't that complicated either, because if they were, how the fuck would niggers play it? Anyway, you steal the ball and you shoot into the basket. Congratulations - you are now eligible to join the NBA. Also, you have to dribble the ball, can't step out of the court and you can't [[Punch|show a nigger wassup]] - the last regulation is obviously the [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJGxA3GTTtU&feature=related hardest for the ballers to stand].


However even if you follow these rules, the local [[retards|referees]] have the last call - which is wrong [[99%]] of the time. Just watch this:
However even if you follow these rules, the local [[retards|referees]] have the last call - which is wrong [[99%]] of the time. Just watch this:
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== Local playas ==
== Local playas ==
It is a [[fact]] that every single basketball player worth/not worth [[shit]] is in the NBA. The National [[Buttsecks|Basketball]] Association is called the best basketball league there is; however, it's just a big mantrain of [[niggers]]. Here are some notable "superstars":
It is a [[fact]] that every single basketball player worth/not worth [[shit]] is in the NBA. The National [[Buttsecks|Basketball]] Association is called the best basketball league there is; however, it's just a big mantrain of [[niggers]]. Here are some notable "superstars":
*Magic Johnson - known to all basketball fans as [[Lie|TEH SECOND BEST BASKETBALL PLAYAR OF ALL TIME!!11!!]]. However, he has [[AIDS]] because he was receiving anal and giving blow to his basketball teammates.
*Magic Johnson - known to all basketball fans as [[Lie|TEH SECOND BEST BASKETBALL PLAYAR OF ALL TIME!!11!!]]. However, he has [[AIDS]] because he was receiving anal and giving blow to his basketball teammates. This faggot is still, somehow, alive after having aids for over 20 years.
*Michael Jordan - the mascot for basketball, also rich as fuck. He is frequently called the best basketball player there ever was; little do these [[retards]] know that he sucks [[cock]] throughout all games.
*Michael Jordan - the mascot for basketball, also rich as fuck. He is frequently called the best basketball player there ever was; little do these [[retards]] know that he sucks [[cock]] throughout all games.
*Lebron James - he was supposed to be the next Jordan, but how is he any good if he [[Troll|HASN'T WON AN NBA CHAMPIONSHIP]]? He also likes to eat his fingernails. [[Sick fuck]].
*Lebron James - the current best player in the NBA, somehow went to the finals 9 times but only won [[Loser|three of them.]] Hated by almost everyone everywhere because he and his fellow nigras decided to team up and [[Rape|gang rape]] the league with their nigger cocks. For massive lulz, tell someone he’s [[Troll|better than Michael Jordan,]] they’ll love you for it.
*Kobe Bryant - at least this one managed to win the trophy. 5 times. Also mastered the way of [[cry|crying]] his way out of [[rape]] charges.
*Kobe Bryant - old gay nigger that recently retired. Managed to beat the system by raping a white girl and got [[Success|0 jail time.]] Snitched on his own teammate, but is somehow loved by all niggers everywhere.
*Larry Bird - [[Loser|ancient player, white ginger]].
*Larry Bird - [[Loser|ancient player, white ginger]].
*Gilbert Arenas - got [[B&]] from the NBA for a while for attempting to [[Gun|cap]] a fellow nigga.
*Gilbert Arenas - got [[B&]] from the NBA for a while for attempting to [[Gun|cap]] a fellow nigga.
*Stephen Curry- small guy who can shoot threes from anywhere. Is the biggest babyface in the league despite being on the Golden State warriors the ultimate heel team. Also has the same amount of rings as lebron in half as many finals.


== Basketball for the virgins ==
== Basketball for the virgins ==
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=== Vince Carter ===
=== Vince Carter ===
While not an event, /vc/ shot into memedom with the help of /sp/. There are no actual reasons why Vince Carter is seen as such a [[No|funny]] thing, it's just that he sucks. He was known for his hardcore [[Anal|slam dunks]], but now when he's in the Orlando Magic, Dwight Howard stole his spotlight as the key slammer, so he went back to the worthless and [[Loser|attention-unworthy self]] that he truly is.  
While not an event, /vc/ shot into memedom with the help of /sp/. There are no actual reasons why Vince Carter is seen as such a [[No|funny]] thing, it's just that he sucks. He was known for his hardcore [[Anal|slam dunks]], <s>but now when he's in the Orlando Magic, Dwight Howard stole his spotlight as the key slammer, so he went back to the worthless and [[Loser|attention-unworthy self]] that he truly is.</s> Update: He is 41 and with the Atlanta Hawks now and is also the NBA's oldest player. Man did time fly.


=== Buzzerbeating ===
=== Buzzerbeating ===
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A "Game 7" is played in a first-to-4-wins Playoff series, wherein the two teams are tied (in this situation, both are at 3 wins) and the said Game 7 is a deciding match where the "[[Epin|winner wins everything]]". Of course the deciding match can be Game 5, Game 3 or Game [[Over 9000]], depending on the number of wins needed, but since in the NBA you need four wins, Game 7 is the most widely known term because NBA is [[serious business]]. A game like this happens quite often, however it still is probably the highest peak of [[drama]] there can be in basketball, hence the [[13 year old boys|young basketball enthusiasts]] saying things like "OMG this game is so tense i'm going to [[crap]] my [[shit]]".
A "Game 7" is played in a first-to-4-wins Playoff series, wherein the two teams are tied (in this situation, both are at 3 wins) and the said Game 7 is a deciding match where the "[[Epin|winner wins everything]]". Of course the deciding match can be Game 5, Game 3 or Game [[Over 9000]], depending on the number of wins needed, but since in the NBA you need four wins, Game 7 is the most widely known term because NBA is [[serious business]]. A game like this happens quite often, however it still is probably the highest peak of [[drama]] there can be in basketball, hence the [[13 year old boys|young basketball enthusiasts]] saying things like "OMG this game is so tense i'm going to [[crap]] my [[shit]]".


The latest Game 7 to happen is the Lakers vs. Celtics match in the NBA Finals, and since a 3-3 series in the finals is [[hardcore]], everybody expected to see a pissholdingly suspenseful match, but what everybody saw was the Lakers [[Pwnage|ass-breaking]] penis inside Boston's pink asshole. [[Waambulance|But seriously, going so far only to lose in such a close series should be heartbreaking]].
The latest Game 7 to happen was the Cavaliers vs the Golden State Warriors. Aforementioned nigger [[homosexual| LeBron James]] rustled some jimmies when he and his gang of apes managed to come back after being down 3-1 in the series. Californians everywhere were stunned, the wife of a player on the opposing team called foul play and said the league was [[Illuminati| rigged.]] Niggers in Ohio went ballistic and began to flood the streets [[rioting|chimping out]] and raping every white woman in a 200 mile radius.


=== Raptor devours cheerleader ===
=== Raptor devours cheerleader ===
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=== Golden State Warriors go 73-9 and lose the finals===
During the 2015-2016 season the Golden State set a new NBA regular season record with 73 wins but would be [[pwned]] in finals by the Cleveland Cavilers after losing a 3-1 series lead. But they would sign Kevin Durant one of the best players in the league in the off-season causing massive [[Butthurt]].


== 2011 NBA Lockout ==
== 2011 NBA Lockout ==
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Image:Gaybasketball.jpg|Every single basketball picture cointains gay. [[Srs]]. [[Rule 34|No exceptions]].
Image:Gaybasketball.jpg|Every single basketball picture cointains gay. [[Srs]]. [[Rule 34|No exceptions]].
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Latest revision as of 21:58, 18 October 2018

   
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Why do black people like basketball? Because it involves running, shooting and stealing... the ball.
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—The sport in a nutshell

Basketball (aka Nigger Ballet Academy) is something between bulletball and soccer - awesome at times, but homosexual in general. While it is technically the second most famous sport on the planet, nobody really likes basketball, except for niggers and poor people. Additionally, basketball sometimes allows money-hungry sports team owners to make good worthwhile money out of the worthless apes doing what they do best, aka, stealing. One notable exception is Larry Bird, who invented the slam dunk.

Since the abolition of traditional labor-saving techniques, managing a basketball team is the only remaining legal way to buy a nigger.

Ancient history

Basketball was ejaculated by some faggot Canadian who fled to America sometime around 1910. This obviously not being tragic enough, the sport actually became famous. A couple of decades and there is the fucking NBA. There's not much history to basketball, actually; the only thing worth mention is that basketball players in the 80s wore these retarded shorts that were gay beyond faggotry. PROTIP: Mention that a Canadian invented basketball to a American nigra for extreme butthurt and lulz.

How do I shot ball

The basketball general rules aren't that complicated either, because if they were, how the fuck would niggers play it? Anyway, you steal the ball and you shoot into the basket. Congratulations - you are now eligible to join the NBA. Also, you have to dribble the ball, can't step out of the court and you can't show a nigger wassup - the last regulation is obviously the hardest for the ballers to stand.

However even if you follow these rules, the local referees have the last call - which is wrong 99% of the time. Just watch this:

Local playas

It is a fact that every single basketball player worth/not worth shit is in the NBA. The National Basketball Association is called the best basketball league there is; however, it's just a big mantrain of niggers. Here are some notable "superstars":

  • Magic Johnson - known to all basketball fans as TEH SECOND BEST BASKETBALL PLAYAR OF ALL TIME!!11!!. However, he has AIDS because he was receiving anal and giving blow to his basketball teammates. This faggot is still, somehow, alive after having aids for over 20 years.
  • Michael Jordan - the mascot for basketball, also rich as fuck. He is frequently called the best basketball player there ever was; little do these retards know that he sucks cock throughout all games.
  • Lebron James - the current best player in the NBA, somehow went to the finals 9 times but only won three of them. Hated by almost everyone everywhere because he and his fellow nigras decided to team up and gang rape the league with their nigger cocks. For massive lulz, tell someone he’s better than Michael Jordan, they’ll love you for it.
  • Kobe Bryant - old gay nigger that recently retired. Managed to beat the system by raping a white girl and got 0 jail time. Snitched on his own teammate, but is somehow loved by all niggers everywhere.
  • Larry Bird - ancient player, white ginger.
  • Gilbert Arenas - got B& from the NBA for a while for attempting to cap a fellow nigga.
  • Stephen Curry- small guy who can shoot threes from anywhere. Is the biggest babyface in the league despite being on the Golden State warriors the ultimate heel team. Also has the same amount of rings as lebron in half as many finals.

Basketball for the virgins

Since almost every person on the internet is so fat, he is permanently inable to move, many great video game designers such as EA Sports took time to create basketball video games for such sad basketball fans described above. Sadly, every single one of these basketball franchises failed miserably. Also, you can create a 7.2 nigger pedophile-looking nigger in NBA Live.

Lulzy events and mentions

Om nom nom, bitch (lol Canada)

A sport isn't a sport if it doesn't have any retarded misunderstandings, epic fails and overall memorable moments and/or things, either popularized by 4chan's /sp/ board or simply being bad enough to become memes without no actual effort.

Vince Carter

While not an event, /vc/ shot into memedom with the help of /sp/. There are no actual reasons why Vince Carter is seen as such a funny thing, it's just that he sucks. He was known for his hardcore slam dunks, but now when he's in the Orlando Magic, Dwight Howard stole his spotlight as the key slammer, so he went back to the worthless and attention-unworthy self that he truly is. Update: He is 41 and with the Atlanta Hawks now and is also the NBA's oldest player. Man did time fly.

Buzzerbeating

Last seconds of the game. Your team is losing by one point. You get the ball. You shoot, and as you hear the stupid "BRRRZZZ" sound, the ball hits the basket, thus earning the win for your team. What you just scored was a buzzer-beater, also known as a "clutch shot". A buzzerbeater occurs in almost every game of basketball, yet it is still considered awesome, because, well, it can make one team cry and the other team celebrate in a matter of seconds. What's not to like?

Anyway, over the history of basketball, there were several buzzerbeaters that were not only awesome, but also fucking hardcore. One was known as "The Shot" - Michael Jordan made it against the Cavaliers, won the game and also won the series. It was actually nothing much, except that Jordan, when shooting the ball, did a retarded jump and thus gained insane hang-time, and thus staying in the air for over 9000 seconds.

Havlicek stole the ball!

"Havlicek stole the ball" is a quote that was blurted out by some fat and stupid broadcaster in a game of Boston Celtics fighting the Philadelphia 76ers. Yes, it is not a meme, but it's probably the earliest example IRL of all caps; what's not to like?

   
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And Havlicek steals it! Over to Sam Jones. Havlicek stole the ball! It's all over! It's allll over! Johnny Havlicek is being mobbed by the fans! It's allll over! Johnny Havlicek stole the ball!
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—Johnny Most, obviously excited about the win.

Game 7

A "Game 7" is played in a first-to-4-wins Playoff series, wherein the two teams are tied (in this situation, both are at 3 wins) and the said Game 7 is a deciding match where the "winner wins everything". Of course the deciding match can be Game 5, Game 3 or Game Over 9000, depending on the number of wins needed, but since in the NBA you need four wins, Game 7 is the most widely known term because NBA is serious business. A game like this happens quite often, however it still is probably the highest peak of drama there can be in basketball, hence the young basketball enthusiasts saying things like "OMG this game is so tense i'm going to crap my shit".

The latest Game 7 to happen was the Cavaliers vs the Golden State Warriors. Aforementioned nigger LeBron James rustled some jimmies when he and his gang of apes managed to come back after being down 3-1 in the series. Californians everywhere were stunned, the wife of a player on the opposing team called foul play and said the league was rigged. Niggers in Ohio went ballistic and began to flood the streets chimping out and raping every white woman in a 200 mile radius.

Raptor devours cheerleader

A raptor devoured a cheerleader. Yes. Needless to say, bitch got what she deserved - why the fuck wasn't she in the kitchen, making raptornip?

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Golden State Warriors go 73-9 and lose the finals

During the 2015-2016 season the Golden State set a new NBA regular season record with 73 wins but would be pwned in finals by the Cleveland Cavilers after losing a 3-1 series lead. But they would sign Kevin Durant one of the best players in the league in the off-season causing massive Butthurt.

2011 NBA Lockout

As of now, the NBA is going overseas to pit its' top atheletes against the best of beyond America. This, as expected, is making all Americunts get in a big rage in between their 3:00 PM naps and 4:30 PM snack breaks. Of course, this isn't as bad as the MLB lockout, where the US gets destroyed by crazy, obsessed Asians.

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