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{{ | {{天|'''Encyclopædia Dramatica PSA''' <br/> Have you or a loved one been a victim of [[molested|sexual abuse]]? We don't care.|ISaidNo.jpg|80px|#f9f9f9|100%|0|0|10px}} | ||
[[File:ILoveDaddy.jpg|thumb|The happy little girl that [[co/|/co/]] loves.]] | [[File:ILoveDaddy.jpg|thumb|The happy little girl that [[co/|/co/]] loves.]] | ||
'''Clarissa''' is a series of [[comics]] by '''Jason Yungbluth''' (a.k.a. '''Jason Tundplutt'''), a [[No life|cartoonist]] for [[ | '''Clarissa''' is a series of [[comics]] by '''Jason Yungbluth''' (a.k.a. '''Jason Tundplutt'''), a [[No life|cartoonist]] for [[MAD magazine]] and founder of [[Fried chicken|Deep Fried Comics]], that revolve around the [[Rape|adventures]] of titular [[loli]] Clarissa and her interactions with her family who are all a bunch of brain-dead Stepford [[WASP]]s – the punchline of every single comic being the fact that Clarissa is constantly being [[raped]] and [[molested]] by her [[daddy]] and all of the people in her life seem to either not give a shit about it or [[Clueless|not even realize that it's happening at all]]. | ||
While the majority of the comics have actually existed since the [[Web 1.0|era of Netscape]], retarded [[dancing baby]] .gifs and two [[World Trade Center]] towers in [[New York]], they were more recently popularized through being [[Spammed|posted]] on [[7chan]] and [[4chan]]'s [[co/|/co/]] boards in the mid to late [[2000s]]. Even the most [[Metapod|hardened]] of [[chan]]fags have been known to feel sympathy for this tragic, [[fictional]] little girl – once again proving that chantards are actually huge fucking [[pussies]] who should just do the world a favour already and [[Kill yourself|kill themselves]]. | While the majority of the comics have actually existed since the [[Web 1.0|era of Netscape]], retarded [[dancing baby]] .gifs and two [[World Trade Center]] towers in [[New York]], they were more recently popularized through being [[Spammed|posted]] on [[7chan]] and [[4chan]]'s [[co/|/co/]] boards in the mid to late [[2000s]]. Even the most [[Metapod|hardened]] of [[chan]]fags have been known to feel sympathy for this tragic, [[fictional]] little girl – once again proving that chantards are actually huge fucking [[pussies]] who should just do the world a favour already and [[Kill yourself|kill themselves]]. | ||
Jason Yungbluth is well aware of his comics' popularity on the chans but, unlike [[Sarah Andersen|some retards]], he has decided to embrace this fact and has even been known to link to chan threads on his blog despite (or perhaps ''[[Paedophile|because of]]'') the fact that they usually contain some [[Rule 34]] of his underage Loli creation. | Jason Yungbluth is well aware of his comics' popularity on the chans but, unlike [[Sarah Andersen|some retards]], he has decided to embrace this fact and has even been known to link to chan threads on his blog despite (or perhaps ''[[Paedophile|because of]]'') the fact that they usually contain some [[Rule 34]] of his underage Loli creation. | ||
== Characters == | |||
=== Daddy === | |||
[[File:Clarissa cast dad.jpg|right|link=Daddy]] | |||
A hardworking breadwinner and proud papa of a perfectly normal and well-adjusted American family. Just ask them. | |||
{{clear}} | |||
=== Mom === | |||
[[File:Clarissa cast mom.jpg|right|link=Your Mom]] | |||
Mom is a contented homemaker juggling her responsibilities to three super kids and a doting hubby with the skill of a circus performer. “Let the past be the past” is the creedo this busy mother lives by and which she will share with you for seemingly no reason at all. | |||
{{clear}} | |||
=== Sean === | |||
[[File:Clarissa cast sean.jpg|right|link=Jock]] | |||
A talented athlete and A-student who couldn’t be happier and more proud of his family. Sometimes in life things seem to go off the rails, but Sean knows that this only means it’s time to try harder and impress the people who care about you! | |||
{{clear}} | |||
=== Randy === | |||
[[File:Clarissa cast randy.jpg|right|link=Weed]] | |||
A natural joker and class clown, Randy’s levity is always a welcome contribution in his happy and well-adjusted family. If an uncomfortable situation arises, Randy knows that a smile and an upbeat attitude are the best way to push right through it. | |||
{{clear}} | |||
=== The Dirty Little Slut === | |||
[[File:Clarissa cast clarissa.jpg|right|link=Hotard]] | |||
A dirty little [[Prostitot|prepubescent]] [[whore]] who spends every single one of these comics trying to [[seduce]] her own father. She's also a fucking [[emo]] who burns herself with matches and probably [[Cutting|slits her wrists]] regularly. | |||
{{clear}} | |||
== Clarissa Ruins Thanksgiving == | == Clarissa Ruins Thanksgiving == | ||
Clarissa ruins [[Thanksgiving]] by being an ungrateful little [[whore]]. | |||
[[File:Clarissa ruins Thanksgiving.gif|center|500px]] | [[File:Clarissa ruins Thanksgiving.gif|center|500px]] | ||
== Bathtime Fun == | |||
Clarissa attempts to take a bath while avoiding being [[raped]] by daddy. She also shows off how fucking [[edgy]] and [[emo]] she is by resorting to [[Cutting|self harm]]. | |||
{{collapsegallery|Bathtime Fun|BathtimeRaep|center|<gallery> | {{collapsegallery|Bathtime Fun|BathtimeRaep|center|<gallery> | ||
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File:BathtimeFun3.jpg | File:BathtimeFun3.jpg | ||
File:BathtimeFun4.jpg | File:BathtimeFun4.jpg | ||
</gallery>|<gallery> | </gallery>|<gallery> | ||
File:BathtimeFun5.jpg | |||
</gallery>}} | |||
== Stuffed Friend == | |||
Clarissa's mum gives her a stuffed bunny to cheer her up, the bunny then promptly [[Suicide|kills itself]] after witnessing the little whore [[Asking for it|seducing her own father]]. This comic was also made into a claymation short by some [[German]] [[Artfag|art students]]. | |||
{{collapsegallery|Stuffed Friend|StuffedLoli|center|<gallery> | {{collapsegallery|Stuffed Friend|StuffedLoli|center|<gallery> | ||
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File:StuffedFriend3.gif | File:StuffedFriend3.gif | ||
File:StuffedFriend4.gif | File:StuffedFriend4.gif | ||
</gallery>|<gallery> | </gallery>|<gallery> | ||
File:StuffedFriend5.gif | |||
</gallery>}} | </gallery>}} | ||
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== Bedbugs == | == Bedbugs == | ||
Two panel comic about bedbugs that won't [[STFU]]. | |||
<center> | |||
<gallery> | |||
File:Bedbugs1.jpg | File:Bedbugs1.jpg | ||
File:Bedbugs2.jpg | File:Bedbugs2.jpg | ||
</gallery> | </gallery> | ||
</center> | |||
</ | |||
== Family Portrait == | |||
Clarissa attempts to inform her [[teacher]] of her twisted desire to fuck her own father by drawing [[Rule 34]] [[furry]] art of her own comic. How very [[meta]]! | |||
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File:FamilyPortrait3.gif | File:FamilyPortrait3.gif | ||
File:FamilyPortrait4.gif | File:FamilyPortrait4.gif | ||
</gallery>|<gallery> | |||
File:FamilyPortrait5.gif | File:FamilyPortrait5.gif | ||
File:FamilyPortrait6.gif | File:FamilyPortrait6.gif | ||
File:FamilyPortrait7.gif | File:FamilyPortrait7.gif | ||
File:FamilyPortrait8.gif | File:FamilyPortrait8.gif | ||
File:FamilyPortrait9.gif | File:FamilyPortrait9.gif | ||
File:FamilyPortrait10.gif | File:FamilyPortrait10.gif | ||
File:FamilyPortrait11.gif | File:FamilyPortrait11.gif | ||
File:FamilyPortrait12.gif | File:FamilyPortrait12.gif | ||
</gallery>}} | </gallery>}} | ||
== Take Me To Work Day == | |||
Clarissa must resist the urge to commit [[incest]] on [[Prostitution|take your slutty daughter to work day]]. | |||
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File:TakeMeToWorkDay3.jpg | File:TakeMeToWorkDay3.jpg | ||
File:TakeMeToWorkDay4.jpg | File:TakeMeToWorkDay4.jpg | ||
</gallery>|<gallery> | </gallery>|<gallery> | ||
File:TakeMeToWorkDay5.jpg | |||
</gallery>}} | </gallery>}} | ||
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now my penis is fully erect again, but i continue to laugh.| | now my penis is fully erect again, but i continue to laugh.| | ||
|I get off to her suffering ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)|bose-einstein | |||
}}|border=#f9f9f9|background=#f9f9f9}} | }}|border=#f9f9f9|background=#f9f9f9}} | ||
</div> | </div> | ||
== Rule 34 | == Paedo's Remorse == | ||
[[File:ClarissaRaep.png|thumb|The comic is supposed to discourage [[Paedophile|you]] from raping children by showing [[Sick fuck|you]] the permanent emotional consequences of child abuse. Also [[delicious flat chest]].]] | |||
[[File:Path-of-the-righteous-man.jpg|thumb|Notorious [[loli]] artist Tommy Simms ''actually felt the need to apologize for drawing [[Rule 34]] of Clarissa''.]] | |||
Despite the comic literally revolving around themes of [[paedophilia]] and [[child abuse]], even serious [[lolicon]] artists have been known to [[regret]] drawing [[Rule 34]] of the series – although that's probably because they get [[death threats]] from the denizens of [[co/|/co/]] whenever they do. | |||
{{quote|Im a formal pedophile, but this makes me sad... | |||
and a big part inside me tells I deserve to die in a fire only for fap to CP :(|Anonymous Paedo}} | |||
{{collapsegallery|Galleria de Child Molestation|DaddyTouchesMe|center|<gallery> | {{collapsegallery|Galleria de Child Molestation|DaddyTouchesMe|center|<gallery> | ||
File: | File:ClarissaDeservesGoodRule34.jpg|We said [[Rule 34]], we didn't say any of it would be decent [[quality]]. | ||
File: | File:SwallowDamnIt.png|Canon. | ||
File: | File:ClarissaArse.png|Canon. | ||
File: | File:ClarissaCanon.png|Canon. | ||
</gallery>|<gallery> | </gallery>|<gallery> | ||
File:WipeYourMouthClarissa.jpg | |||
File:ClarissaTyciolEdit.jpg|What happens when you allow [[Tyciol]] to touch anything. | |||
</gallery>}} | </gallery>}} | ||
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{{clear}} | {{clear}} | ||
== Your signature might be shit if... == | == Your signature might be shit if... == | ||
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== Quotes == | == Quotes == | ||
{{quote|I'm not going to pretend that daddy didn't fuck me.|Clarissa}} | {{quote|I'm not going to pretend that daddy didn't fuck me.|Clarissa doesn't beat around the bush}} | ||
== Videos == | == Videos == | ||
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{{collapsegallery|Moar Clarissa Shit|Feelz|center|<gallery> | {{collapsegallery|Moar Clarissa Shit|Feelz|center|<gallery> | ||
File:Daddybeatdown.gif|Clarissa's dad gets what he deserves. | File:Daddybeatdown.gif|Clarissa's dad gets [[Promotion|what he deserves]]. | ||
File: | File:NotGoingToPretend.jpg | ||
File:FuckedUpStory.jpg | |||
File:ClarissaMatches.jpg | File:ClarissaMatches.jpg | ||
</gallery>|<gallery> | </gallery>|<gallery> | ||
File:ClarissaPostTemplate.png|For those times | File:WTFClarissa.png | ||
File:ClarissaZombie.png | |||
File:ClarissaPostTemplate.png|For those times that you need to [[Shitpost|Clarissapost]] on 4chan. | |||
File:4chanCantHandleClarissa.gif | File:4chanCantHandleClarissa.gif | ||
File:MostAdorableCartoon.png | |||
File:JasonYungbluth.jpg|Jason Yungbluth, proud [[Wizardchan|wizard]]. | File:JasonYungbluth.jpg|Jason Yungbluth, proud [[Wizardchan|wizard]]. | ||
File:ClarissaBirthday.jpg|Clarissa celebrates the day she lost her [[virginity]]. | File:ClarissaBirthday.jpg|Clarissa celebrates the day she lost her [[virginity]]. | ||
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File:YouCanHaveMine.jpg | File:YouCanHaveMine.jpg | ||
File:DoingItWrongClarissa.png|[[Doing it wrong]]. | |||
File:Clarissa.jpg | |||
</gallery>}} | </gallery>}} | ||
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== See Also == | == See Also == | ||
[[File:Clarissa hooray.jpg|right|link=Prostitot]] | |||
* [[co/|/co/]] | * [[co/|/co/]] | ||
* [[Rule 34]] | * [[Rule 34]] | ||
* [[Feels]] | * [[Feels]] | ||
* [[Babyfuck]] | * [[Babyfuck]] | ||
* [[Paedophile]] | |||
* [[Lolicon]] | |||
* [[Child Abuse]] | |||
* [[Asking for it]] | |||
* [[Slut]] | |||
* [[Whore]] | |||
* [[Prostitot]] | |||
* [[Cutter]] | |||
{{clear}} | |||
== External Links == | == External Links == | ||
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{{Comic Books}} | |||
{{Memes}} | {{Memes}} | ||
{{Webcomics}} | {{Webcomics}} | ||
{{Pedoseries}} | {{Pedoseries}} | ||
{{RapeSeries}} | {{RapeSeries}} | ||
{{timeline|Featured article September 25 & 26, [[2017]]|[[Valerie Plame]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Life]]}} | |||
Latest revision as of 16:49, 18 January 2022
| Encyclopædia Dramatica PSA Have you or a loved one been a victim of sexual abuse? We don't care. |

Clarissa is a series of comics by Jason Yungbluth (a.k.a. Jason Tundplutt), a cartoonist for MAD magazine and founder of Deep Fried Comics, that revolve around the adventures of titular loli Clarissa and her interactions with her family who are all a bunch of brain-dead Stepford WASPs – the punchline of every single comic being the fact that Clarissa is constantly being raped and molested by her daddy and all of the people in her life seem to either not give a shit about it or not even realize that it's happening at all.
While the majority of the comics have actually existed since the era of Netscape, retarded dancing baby .gifs and two World Trade Center towers in New York, they were more recently popularized through being posted on 7chan and 4chan's /co/ boards in the mid to late 2000s. Even the most hardened of chanfags have been known to feel sympathy for this tragic, fictional little girl – once again proving that chantards are actually huge fucking pussies who should just do the world a favour already and kill themselves.
Jason Yungbluth is well aware of his comics' popularity on the chans but, unlike some retards, he has decided to embrace this fact and has even been known to link to chan threads on his blog despite (or perhaps because of) the fact that they usually contain some Rule 34 of his underage Loli creation.
Characters
Daddy

A hardworking breadwinner and proud papa of a perfectly normal and well-adjusted American family. Just ask them.
Mom

Mom is a contented homemaker juggling her responsibilities to three super kids and a doting hubby with the skill of a circus performer. “Let the past be the past” is the creedo this busy mother lives by and which she will share with you for seemingly no reason at all.
Sean

A talented athlete and A-student who couldn’t be happier and more proud of his family. Sometimes in life things seem to go off the rails, but Sean knows that this only means it’s time to try harder and impress the people who care about you!
Randy

A natural joker and class clown, Randy’s levity is always a welcome contribution in his happy and well-adjusted family. If an uncomfortable situation arises, Randy knows that a smile and an upbeat attitude are the best way to push right through it.
The Dirty Little Slut

A dirty little prepubescent whore who spends every single one of these comics trying to seduce her own father. She's also a fucking emo who burns herself with matches and probably slits her wrists regularly.
Clarissa Ruins Thanksgiving
Clarissa ruins Thanksgiving by being an ungrateful little whore.

Bathtime Fun
Clarissa attempts to take a bath while avoiding being raped by daddy. She also shows off how fucking edgy and emo she is by resorting to self harm.
Stuffed Friend
Clarissa's mum gives her a stuffed bunny to cheer her up, the bunny then promptly kills itself after witnessing the little whore seducing her own father. This comic was also made into a claymation short by some German art students.
Bedbugs
Two panel comic about bedbugs that won't STFU.
Family Portrait
Clarissa attempts to inform her teacher of her twisted desire to fuck her own father by drawing Rule 34 furry art of her own comic. How very meta!
Take Me To Work Day
Clarissa must resist the urge to commit incest on take your slutty daughter to work day.
Paedos Trolling Clarissa Threads
—(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) | ||
—Anonymous Paedo | ||
Previous Quote | Next Quote | |||||
Paedo's Remorse


Despite the comic literally revolving around themes of paedophilia and child abuse, even serious lolicon artists have been known to regret drawing Rule 34 of the series – although that's probably because they get death threats from the denizens of /co/ whenever they do.
—Anonymous Paedo | ||
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Canon.
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Canon.
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Canon.
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What happens when you allow Tyciol to touch anything.
Your signature might be shit if...
I recently checked my site stats to see exactly what percentage of my website’s hits are coming from customers for black market shoes (thanks to the hacker attacks that colonize my website server every month or so), and in so doing discovered possibly the funniest thing ever: the search terms that are bringing the majority of traffic to my website.
Without further ado, here are the top ten searches that bring people to Whatisdeepfried.com!
- 10) Gut Punch
- 9) Schrodinger’s Emoticon
- 8) FTM Breasts Comic
- 7) Charlie Brown Porn
- 6) Psylocke Suck Huge Dick
- 5) Anime Big Dick
- 4) Posion Ivy Blowjob
- 3) www. What Shop Hot Video
- 2) A Boy Catching Girl Anus
And the number one search term putting food on my plate:
- 1) Jason Tundplutt!
Quotes
—Clarissa doesn't beat around the bush | ||
Videos
Gallery
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Clarissa's dad gets what he deserves.
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For those times that you need to Clarissapost on 4chan.
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Jason Yungbluth, proud wizard.
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Clarissa celebrates the day she lost her virginity.
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Almost ripe.
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Clarissa plays Pokemon in an attempt to forget the constant rapings.
See Also

- /co/
- Rule 34
- Feels
- Babyfuck
- Paedophile
- Lolicon
- Child Abuse
- Asking for it
- Slut
- Whore
- Prostitot
- Cutter
External Links
- Rule34 of Clarissa, because nothing is sacred.
- All of the Clarissa comics on Imgur.
- Some gay Wikia dedicated to the series.
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