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''See main article at: [[money|teeth]].'' | |||
'''Jew Gold''' is the bag of gold that all [[Jews]] carry around their necks at all times. It acts as a constant reminder to be a [[redundant|cheap, greedy Jew]], and has apparently worked like a charm for their people for [[over 9000|thousands]] of years. This is where the word "Jewelry" comes from. | |||
[[PROTIP]]: all Jews carry [[fake]] Jew gold around their necks to protect their real Jew gold from getting stolen. [[You]] can help by stealing ''both''. | |||
[[File:JewGoldIRL.jpg|thumb|170px|Jew Gold [[IRL]]]] | |||
[[File:Jewcoldcoins.jpg|thumb|170px|contents of the Jew Gold pouch - seldom seen by [[you|goyim]]]] | |||
It's best to remember that ever since the holocaust, Jews have become experts at the quick swallow which means, If they feel threatened, Jews will swallow all their valuables in order to hide them so it's best to remember - if you want that Jew gold, you either have to sneak up on them or be prepared to make a mess when cutting them open. | |||
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You can get money for your Jew Gold [[IRL]]: | |||
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==Cornering the Jew Gold Market== | |||
Jews will buy your Gold and convert it to Jew Gold in the hopes of cornering the Jew Gold market. This is due to the well known fact that all paper currencies are eventually used as toilet paper. | |||
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Note, that this very video is from [[Cancer|Canada]], as Jews have infected the hole werldzz!!11!11six@ | |||
==Shrekels== | |||
During the [[Shekelshoah]] campaign led by [[pol/|/pol/]] against the clickbait empire known as [[Gawker|Gawker Media]], [[moot|jood]] decided to filter the word "shekel" to "shrekel" on [[4chan]]. The filtered word made some anons type it wrong for a couple of times, but everyone soon found out the trap and soon the Shekelshoah organizer started announcing it on [[OP]]. | |||
He is such a [[dumb]] [[faggot]] that he cant even make a filter properly, you can fuck his filter by typing "Shekel" or "SHEKEL". | |||
==See Also== | |||
[[File:Hellokittymoney2.jpg|thumb|170px|[[Hello Kitty|Japanese Jew Gold]].]] | |||
* [[Abra|Abra the jew gold pokemon]] | |||
* [[Bailout Plan]] | |||
* [[Bernie Madoff]] | |||
* [[Bill Gates]] and [[Microsoft]] | |||
* [[Lion Cash]] | |||
* [[Money]] | |||
* [[Jew]] / [[Happy Merchant]] | |||
* [[So cash]] | |||
* [[Raygold]] -The type of gold you do not want. | |||
==External Links== | |||
* [http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/155015 The Jew Gold episode on South Park] | |||
* [http://www.henrygeorge.org/pcontents.htm Henry George's ''Progress and Poverty''] - #1 Selling book at the end of the 19th century that both Woodrow Wilson and Winston Churchill were forced to pay lip service to, that forced the moneyed to create the Jew-gold myth. | |||
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|Albert Einstein}} | |||
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Latest revision as of 00:42, 1 June 2022
See main article at: teeth.
Jew Gold is the bag of gold that all Jews carry around their necks at all times. It acts as a constant reminder to be a cheap, greedy Jew, and has apparently worked like a charm for their people for thousands of years. This is where the word "Jewelry" comes from.
PROTIP: all Jews carry fake Jew gold around their necks to protect their real Jew gold from getting stolen. You can help by stealing both.
It's best to remember that ever since the holocaust, Jews have become experts at the quick swallow which means, If they feel threatened, Jews will swallow all their valuables in order to hide them so it's best to remember - if you want that Jew gold, you either have to sneak up on them or be prepared to make a mess when cutting them open.
You can get money for your Jew Gold IRL:
Cornering the Jew Gold Market
Jews will buy your Gold and convert it to Jew Gold in the hopes of cornering the Jew Gold market. This is due to the well known fact that all paper currencies are eventually used as toilet paper.
Note, that this very video is from Canada, as Jews have infected the hole werldzz!!11!11six@
Shrekels
During the Shekelshoah campaign led by /pol/ against the clickbait empire known as Gawker Media, jood decided to filter the word "shekel" to "shrekel" on 4chan. The filtered word made some anons type it wrong for a couple of times, but everyone soon found out the trap and soon the Shekelshoah organizer started announcing it on OP.
He is such a dumb faggot that he cant even make a filter properly, you can fuck his filter by typing "Shekel" or "SHEKEL".
See Also
- Abra the jew gold pokemon
- Bailout Plan
- Bernie Madoff
- Bill Gates and Microsoft
- Lion Cash
- Money
- Jew / Happy Merchant
- So cash
- Raygold -The type of gold you do not want.
External Links
- The Jew Gold episode on South Park
- Henry George's Progress and Poverty - #1 Selling book at the end of the 19th century that both Woodrow Wilson and Winston Churchill were forced to pay lip service to, that forced the moneyed to create the Jew-gold myth.
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