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Corxea is an irrelevant lolcow who had long since been milked by the masses. You can help by finding someone else to pick on, you meen-spirited cyberboolie! |
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| Corxea Champurú | |
| Born: | 1990 |
| Real Name: | Román Antonio Rojas Gómez |
| Nationality: | Chile 
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Corxea Champurú (Powerword: Román Antonio Rojas Gómez) also known as Sacowea and recently as SpaceRonin7 is a Lolcow from Chile Augusto Pepechet's favorite country, Chile. Where with the goal of being the best Jungler in League of Legends Corxea will begin his journey full of epic fights with the police, dogs, the dictatorial Uncyclopedia Riot Games, his enemies from the high empire of Mordor, his cousin and himself.
History and Drama In Discord
A long time ago, under a very very far away bridge, we met a cool asshole that the country doesn't even want to recognize as a citizen, called Corxea, who was living and sharing with people equally or worse in the head in the Facebook group LoL Chile, where he expressed his dream of recording a protest against the game developer so that they stop oppressing him and unban his account before midnight or apply the Cerberus from the thirteenth floor of his apartment, even so they didn't unblock his account and he didn't crash into the ground either, creating another account and being banned but this time permanently, from that day on Corxea was never the same again, With the desire to recover his account Corxea uses 2 of his best neurons to pay attention to an anonymous person on the internet who jokingly tells him to go to the offices of Riot Games Chile, but as the idea strangely successfully entered Corxea's brain he decides to venture with his cell phone live to the offices of Riot Games Chile. Upon arriving without a risk of assault or stabbing with the receptionist and despite revealing even the identity number even though it was live, they threw him out of the place, leaving him with no other option than to enter Payday mode and find an elevator in the parking lot that would take him to the higher-ups of Riot Games, being caught, visited by 5 patrol cars and arrested, Later Corxea returns with another live where he complains on WhatsApp to a supposed Riot Games employee about things like the admiration and trust he had for the developer before he dropped the soap. Not to mention that when Corxea revealed his position, his rivals known as "The Anti-Empire" sent Mariachis to his house, which made Corxea reconsider and abandon the internet in order to improve his life.
El Anti-Imperio Contraataca
The Anti-Empire reappears manipulating its most powerful Sith's convincing several of the moderators to cut their ties with Corxea, including his possible cyber love interest. Later his channel is hacked with a ransom of 100 dollars in Bitcoin, Corxea as any good Samaritan parasite goes to his cousin El peluca to ask for the money live and is rejected. Corxea with a broken heart gives him a desperate blow, which was enough for his cousin to take it out on him with another, starting an internet fight creating several memes. Corxea being tired of the situation starts the Libra protocol which consists of reporting, doxxing and finding the admins of the groups that make memes about him turning him into the villain of his own story. The results are debated but it is said that the results were just as good as his dream of being the best Jungler in the world.
The End Corxea
Corxea gets his channel back on track without any help from his useless cousin, but gets banned from Twitch for his live streams on Youtube. Now totally independent, Corxea shows that he no longer lives with his parents by introducing his new companion, a dog named Virtual. At least until someone called the GOPE (the Chilean equivalent of SWAT) who came to arrest Corxea (who for some reason was without pants) and his reaction was to ask the agents to take his dog to the vet. Why? Well, in the middle of streaming someone told GOPE that Corsea's brother gave him a military-caliber rifle. After allowing GOPE to break his ass, he was released early since the GOPE members were fired, the lawyer was left without a license and they ended up firing the prosecutor. Corxea manages to go to his parents and beg for his cell phone to be returned since for him it was his source of self-doxxing work. Fortunately, after hours of self-humiliation, flagellation and threats, his parents came to their senses and kicked him out of the house. It's been 4 years and still wanting to continue playing LOL, he fell again into the vice of multi-accounts, being banned (again), which led him to return to being the Corxea of before, restarting the cycle of shit with his streamings forever.
See Also
- League of Legends - The video game that ruined his life
- Discord
- YouTube
- Chile
- Huevito Rey - the biggest enemy faggot
- Choche007 - Even though Corxea claims to hate him, he behaves like him
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