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Mahathir bin Mohamad
Mahathir bin Mohamad (being a foreign name, probably not pronounced the way it's spelt) is the former Prime Minister of Malaysia, who assumed power in the 1980s, and stayed there until recently. An Islamic megalomaniac, he spent his time in office telling such truths as how the Jews destroyed the World Trade Center, homosexuals are the cause of all the worlds problems, and how great Malaysia is. He also invested much effort into a War on drugs and a War on homosexuality, while not even bothering with such trivial victimless crimes as Murder, Rape, or child abuse.
Outside of politics, his hobbies include being Asian, worshiping Allah, pretending to be Allah, abusing human rights, and yelling about how Western Countries abuse human rights. He currently has his own blog, filled with his acclaimed views on the world and a rare picture of him smiling. He also has seven children whose names all start with M, who he sold into slavery.
Within Malaysia, he is often worshiped as though he is Allah. This is done in secret, as they are scared that if Allah finds out, he will end the world. This is just insane, however, seeing as Allah's not real like Jesus, so what they really should be afraid of is going to hell for being heathens when they die.
About
Mahathir bin Mohamad was probably born in Malaysia, based on him being Malaysian and all. He's also a doctor apparently, but he's Asian so it would only be notable if he wasn't. As a child he was continuously raped by gay Rabbi's, which lead to his lifelong hatred of Jews and fags. Despite this, one of his closest allies was a closet homosexual named Anwar Ibrahim. Mohamad was outraged to learn of Anwar's gayness, especially as this revelation meant all the sex they had been having was therefore gay sex. Anwar ended up going to prison for nine years as a result.
After retiring from politics, he has become a professional keyboard warrior, ranting about how shit he thinks everyone who succeeded him is. These ventures were interrupted by numerous heart attacks, which were (he claims), brought on by Jews and Americans. Unfortunately, he recovered fully from these.
Relationship with other World leaders
Mohamad was butt hurt by many other world leaders, due to their endorsement of completely fair and reasonable policies, which went against Mohamad's plans for world domination, and the elimination of fags and Jews. He also had an intense fear of White people, which made negotiations with places like America and Australia hard. He combated his fear by insulting them, but this was before the internet, so was unable to do so behind the safety of a computer screen. This resulted in his insults being printed in newspapers stupid enough to listen to him. Despite his issues with those countries, Mohamad has a constant hard on for China, and often dreamed of physically being one of the tanks at Tienanmen Square. The fact that his dream never came true lead to serious depression, which he combated by killing children.
Words of Wisdom/Hate for Jews
- "(Jews) had always been a problem in European countries. They had to be confined to ghettoes and periodically massacred. But still they remained, they thrived and they held whole governments to ransom. Even after their massacre by the Nazis of Germany, they survived to continue to be a source of even greater problems for the world."
- We (Muslims) are actually very strong, 1.3 billion people cannot be simply wiped out. The Nazis killed 6 million Jews out of 12 million (during the Holocaust). But today the Jews rule the world by proxy. They get others to fight and die for them. They invented socialism, communism, human rights and democracy so that persecuting them would appear to be wrong so they may enjoy equal rights with others. With these they have now gained control of the most powerful countries. And they, this tiny community, have become a world power.
- If they can make Avatar, they can fake 9/11 - Offering irrefutable evidence that 9/11 was staged.