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Cyraxx refuses to get a job (and he's never even held one), believing that he's not there yet in his career and doing so would be "taking time away from his work". He cites Daniel Radcliff for this, even though Daniel was 11 when he started his career and Cyraxx is in his 30s. Instead he relies on his granny Sally for any kind of financial support, mooching off her SSI checks in the form of allowance he does for chores. Out of Cyraxx's decade-spanning "career", he has made [[Fail|a grant total of (at most) $5.81]]. | Cyraxx refuses to get a job (and he's never even held one), believing that he's not there yet in his career and doing so would be "taking time away from his work". He cites Daniel Radcliff for this, even though Daniel was 11 when he started his career and Cyraxx is in his 30s. Instead he relies on his granny Sally for any kind of financial support, mooching off her SSI checks in the form of allowance he does for chores. Out of Cyraxx's decade-spanning "career", he has made [[Fail|a grant total of (at most) $5.81]]. | ||
==Hopeless Romantic | ==Hopeless Romantic== | ||
When you work in the music world, especially the hip hop and rap scene, it's inevitable that you get with the bitches. Chance quickly found his love in Tangerine Cat, his new online [[transgender|girlfriend]]. Sadly for Chance, he didn't know his girlfriend was actually a troll, who only spoke to him in email which had never struck him as odd. Chance had issues remaining faithful Tangerine, as when eager "female" fans begged him for a sexy picture or two, Chance would send pictures of his crooked penis. When his emails got leaked by Marty, Tangerine threatened to leave Chance when it was revealed he was talking pretty intimately to another girl, Martina666, cheating on his one true sweetheart. In reality, Marty had been instructing Tangerine to pretend to date Chance while he assumed the Martina identity and convinced Chance for pictures of his asshole. Chance, who still believing his girlfriend to be real, lied in hopes of winning her back claiming his flirtatious messages to other chicks was just banter. Marty was able to pull this stunt off a second time, bringing Chance and his new fake girlfriend Strawberry Sunshine onto a stream in which Marty revealed Chance has been talking dirty to another one of Marty's alts. Strawberry swiftly dumped Chance on air, whilst he threatened to commit suicide. | When you work in the music world, especially the hip hop and rap scene, it's inevitable that you get with the bitches. Chance quickly found his love in Tangerine Cat, his new online [[transgender|girlfriend]]. Sadly for Chance, he didn't know his girlfriend was actually a troll, who only spoke to him in email which had never struck him as odd. Chance had issues remaining faithful Tangerine, as when eager "female" fans begged him for a sexy picture or two, Chance would send pictures of his crooked penis. When his emails got leaked by Marty, Tangerine threatened to leave Chance when it was revealed he was talking pretty intimately to another girl, Martina666, cheating on his one true sweetheart. In reality, Marty had been instructing Tangerine to pretend to date Chance while he assumed the Martina identity and convinced Chance for pictures of his asshole. Chance, who still believing his girlfriend to be real, lied in hopes of winning her back claiming his flirtatious messages to other chicks was just banter. Marty was able to pull this stunt off a second time, bringing Chance and his new fake girlfriend Strawberry Sunshine onto a stream in which Marty revealed Chance has been talking dirty to another one of Marty's alts. Strawberry swiftly dumped Chance on air, whilst he threatened to commit suicide. | ||
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ATTENTION! You can help by trolling the shit out of them whenever you see them, then laughing at their lulz-inducing theatrics.
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—Cyraxx's catchphrase | ||
Cyraxx (Chance Wilkins), appropriately known as the Pedo Goblin of Akron, is a 31-year-old sexually repressed, basement-dwelling, narcissistic and delusional manchild. Failing at his dream to become a world-famous musician, Chance revealed himself to be incredibly gullible, as well as reprehensible, and unwillingly caused his own downfall recording hundreds of videos of him screaming at his trolls. Known for being a compulsive liar, grandma abuser and plagiarist, the common saying of "don't judge a book by its cover" might apply here, but Chance's appearance is every bit as disgusting as his personality. Almost daily, Chance tries to guilt-trip unsuspecting people with crocodile tears and threats of suicide, which hardly ever works, and only reveals how manipulative and false he can be. Think Chris-Chan but even more of a ghoul, more open racism and homophobia, and more willing to engage in criminality.
Early Career
Although he started netizenship in 2009, Cyraxx would first make himself known a year later, starting his music "career" in 2010. Going by the insanely cool name of "DJ Shadowblayde", Chance would record himself mumbling into the camera, bumping into walls as he wailed some ungodly noise, insisting he was going to be the next hip hop sensation. Chance setup his own record label, Killer Clown Records, to avoid being taken advantage of by the evil suits which is a common mistake in the music industry. Only problem is that Killer Clown Records CEO is incompetent and uneducated, Chance knew next to nothing about what a record label does.
Chance's first taste of internet fame came from his vlogs called "Inside the shadows". Ranting incoherently into his camera, Chance's video about his hatred of Juggalos and the rules that come with being a Juggalo, got quite popular, although this was probably because people saw Chance as a strange internet freakshow, not as some brilliant critic of clown-themed rappers. This video was quickly followed up with a room tour, which revealed that Chance was living in the basement, surprising no one. While this was going on, Chance had been sending out aplication for other (real) music labels, eventually landing him to be signed on with Erik Skrubbalo, who felt sorry for the deformed freak. This would be a mistake though, as Chance quickly stole Erik's music and claimed it was his own, as well as ditching his DJ Shadowblayde title and renaming himself Cyrax, after one of Erik's albums. Once he had stolen all that he could, Chance just left the label and started making fun of it, believing himself to be more popular than Erik, likely because of his YouTube channel going somewhat-viral.
Chance was noticed by the trolls rather quickly who used his delusions of grandeur to trick him into signing fake music deals, feeding into his fantasy that his music was getting popular. One of the most notable trolls created the fake persona Music Biz Marty, and was one of the first to troll him with fake deals and praise, eventually convincing Chance to confide in him with all his shameful secrets and insecurities, which Marty would later leak leading to Chance becoming insanely paranoid. This paranoia can't have been that bad though, as Chance continued talking about himself, most likely enjoying all the attention.
He is also a blatant plagiarist, stealing art and music from the likes of Deviantart and Soundcloud and just slightly editing them and passing them off as his own and even tries to sell them. He doesn't even bother to make a cover nor draw his plagiarized art in his own style. In one instance, a German musician called him out on youtube and asked him to credit him. Expectedly, Cyraxx bitched about it and raged against him.
Cyraxx refuses to get a job (and he's never even held one), believing that he's not there yet in his career and doing so would be "taking time away from his work". He cites Daniel Radcliff for this, even though Daniel was 11 when he started his career and Cyraxx is in his 30s. Instead he relies on his granny Sally for any kind of financial support, mooching off her SSI checks in the form of allowance he does for chores. Out of Cyraxx's decade-spanning "career", he has made a grant total of (at most) $5.81.
Hopeless Romantic
When you work in the music world, especially the hip hop and rap scene, it's inevitable that you get with the bitches. Chance quickly found his love in Tangerine Cat, his new online girlfriend. Sadly for Chance, he didn't know his girlfriend was actually a troll, who only spoke to him in email which had never struck him as odd. Chance had issues remaining faithful Tangerine, as when eager "female" fans begged him for a sexy picture or two, Chance would send pictures of his crooked penis. When his emails got leaked by Marty, Tangerine threatened to leave Chance when it was revealed he was talking pretty intimately to another girl, Martina666, cheating on his one true sweetheart. In reality, Marty had been instructing Tangerine to pretend to date Chance while he assumed the Martina identity and convinced Chance for pictures of his asshole. Chance, who still believing his girlfriend to be real, lied in hopes of winning her back claiming his flirtatious messages to other chicks was just banter. Marty was able to pull this stunt off a second time, bringing Chance and his new fake girlfriend Strawberry Sunshine onto a stream in which Marty revealed Chance has been talking dirty to another one of Marty's alts. Strawberry swiftly dumped Chance on air, whilst he threatened to commit suicide.
Chance's first real girlfriend only spoke to him online over facetime, and while not much is known about her, photos show her to have a hook for a hand, a result of a failed suicide by train.
Sexual Assault and Regular Assault
What Cyraxx is really good at is being a digusting, pedophilic sexual deviant. He has frequented places that kids go to, such as Pokemon Go, with the purpose of grooming them for sex. Time and time again, he has been catfished by people who have explicitly stated they were underage, and this has contributed to his rage when they speak out about their experiences with him. In fact, this was the main factor that got him descended into cowdom. Be warned that his pickle is the most horrifying thing about him, as it makes Chris-Chan's pickle look like sweet dreams.
Among his other disgusting habits, Cyraxx will send his dickpics without provocation, even as early as the first response to someone who wants to establish a relationship with him. Another instance is him shoving a stylus up his ass, and licking that shit-tainted stick on stream.
While Chance was in high school, he raped a blind boy and was pulled out from his school. Why he didn't get put on the sex offender database is anyone's guess. On February 14, 2012, Chance got his ass arrested for strangling his grannie. He would be sent to counselling, which has done absolutely fuck-all to temper his Goblin rage.
Rage
Aside from his sexual deviancy and pedophilia, Cyraxx excels in exploding in tard rage. Almost immediately in a stream he is in, he wil explode. Cyraxx claims that the trolls are after his family and his friends but in reality, the most they're after is just him. Whenever people talk about him, especially when they reveal him the truth, he will yell over them so as to drown out what they're saying. When that isn't enough, he will flash out his penis to try to the streams taken down and the people banned. Also he'll yell the hard r on stream. In one instance, Cyraxx was so consumed with rage that Shmeckle Cat once offered him a bet of $100 not to rage that day and he lost immediately. He will also throw shit at the wall in rage, destroying them. Cyraxx believes that he can snap somebody in half like a twig, but he's 4'9" and can barely lift shit. If anything, he's the one who can get snapped in half like a twig. Also, he will goad people into coming to his house to fight him so they can prove to him they're not a coward, but the Goblin will be the one cooping up in his attic cuz he knows he'll get fucked hard and deep.
All in all, these bouts of rage have costed his Grandmother a thousand dollars in repairs, and plenty of police visits, so much so that they pesonally know him by name. The police know that all the Goblin is is nothing but fluff whenever he bitches and moans to the cops about his internet bullies.
Family Horror
Cyraxx has lived with his granny Sally for virtually his whole life, and you can guess why. Like any basement-dwelling subhuman chud trash that have surfaced thanks to the internet, Cyraxx's dad was in prison for virtually his whole youth, and his mother was such a retard that she burned her whole house down trying to cook something and died in blaze. He has other siblings but they dont want to talk to him or know him. His one brother that did, Bill, died due to cancer, though it may also have been due to being a faggot. He was never visited by Cyraxx in the hospital as he died from his faggotry.
Cyraxx's father, Ruple Marx, now Oengus Ravenwood, is a convicted sex offender who served a 20-year-sentence for raping a 14-year-old girl on a bike path at the age of 25. When his friends saw an artist's impression of the perpetrator and told him it was him, he repeatedly denied it. After serving his sentence, Oengus relocated to Anchorage and got a new job and seemingly put his past behind, but Marty and Shmeckle cat managed to track him down and expose him as still being a pedo when they discovered that out he was posting images of underage boys in drag on pinterest. He was promptly fired, and confronted them about it on stream, saying it was for "trans kid awareness" because his coworker was allegedly fired for transphobia. He still denied that he raped that 14-year-old girl before finally admitting to it. In spite of his, he's still unrepentant for what he did.
Meanwhile, his granddad is also a pedo rapist, getting married to his grannie Sally when she was 14-15 and he was 25 years of age.
The trolls
- Music Biz Marty - the guy who started the trolling of the goblin
- Masshole Report - a fat Bostonian who used to be a mod of one of the goblin's communities till she turned against him and began exposing him as the cow that he really is.
- Schmeckle Cat
- William Gloryhole
See Also
- Chris-Chan - A relative of the Goblin.
- EDP445 - Cyraxx if he was black.
External links
Cyraxx has so many youtube accounts and he baleets them in an effort to evade the trolls that honestly we've lost track of how many. Of course, he'll just make a new one shortly after he baleets the previous one and his trolls are diligent enough to archive everything.
- The official website
- His soundcloud account
- His merch shop
- The Kiwi Farms / CWC Wiki Thread - The thread that keeps track of his antics
- His discord server
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