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[[File:Discordlogo.png|thumb|The fact that the name of this software is named after a [[My Little Pony]] song should tell you how shitty it is.]]
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[[File:Typical_discord_server_HD.png|thumb|right|Typical [[e621]] discord server conversations]]
[[File:Typical discord channel list.jpg|187px|thumb|right|A list of channels in a typical discord server]]
[[File:Tranimediscord.png|thumb|190px|An average discord user]]


Discord is an online chat software whose user base consists primarily of [[Neets|gamers]], and is popular for its [[Circlejerk|user-created servers]]. It's like the drunk version of '''Skype''' but better when participating in [[Orgy|orgies]].
'''Discord''' better known as '''Pisscord''' or '''Dicksword''' is the stillborn lovechild of [[Reddit]] and [[Skype]], where the fetus is vacuumed out of the womb, sprawled into the center of a bloody pentagram and resurrected to become the next social media [[New World Order|Antichrist]]. Thirteen-year-olds praise it for being [[I'm 12-years-old and what is this?|easier to use than an IRC client]], [[Furries]] use it because the majority of servers cater to [[yiffing|their]] [[beastiality|depreaved]] [[babyfurs|whims]], and any gamer who just wants VOIP uses Mumble or [[Teamspeak]]. Due to Discord's apparent popularity, Discord is probably the fiftieth final nail in the coffin for [[IRC]].


==Popular Discord Servers==
If you're a Vulcan and you're from [[G|/g/]] then [https://stallman.org/discord.html you're probably going to want to look at this instead of our article.]
[[File:TypicalDiscordChat.jpg|340px|thumb|right|Your typical chat]]


Some of the most popular{{citation}} servers on Discord include:
==Don't do it==
*'''ScammerSubLounge''': A community filled with WAY more autistic kids than mature functioning members of society. the server's main focus is to stop scammers but they're doing quite a shit job at it
Before you begin using Discord, consider the following:
*[[shit that no one cares about|MAX CROSS/MAX CROSS COMMUNITY]] is a community ran by an autist who seeks for attention.
* Discord is a massive [[hugbox]] for [[kids]], [[autists]], [[furries]], [[communists]], [[nazis]], and just every breed of [[sick fuck]] you can imagine being in-between them.
*'''Foot Fetish Gamers''': Of course...when you dive into the deepest and dank urine soaked depths of discord.me, you get the fetish and NSFW servers and foot fetish gamers is no excuse. this server is filled with autistic losers with a foot fetish
* Since the TOS forbids lulzy content such as gore, racism, sexism, or bullying, be prepared to deal with the nuisance of being [[b&]].
*[[Nobody|CowbellyTV]], the so-called "King of Memes" who basically lets his viewers do his dirty work (using the clever mask of "User-submitted content") so he can lay on his fat ass all day doing nothing but laying in his pile of [[YouTube|YouTube money]].
* Since it is around for quite some time there are already raid and abuse prevention methods set up. While these are hardly difficult to get around enough abuse will make it so that your entire IP range is blacklisted and any account that logs in has to supply a phone number. Worse yet, the phone number will get blocked after enough usage, so raiding in a long-term sense is time consuming and annoying.
*'''ChronicCast''': A community filled with unemployed [[drugs|potheads]], [[teenager|edgy teenagers]] who've never smoked [[marijuana]] before and people who've been [[b&|permab&]] from [[420chan]] (if that even still exists).
* If you just want to use it as a chat service consider the fact that it keylogs everything you say to prevent [[Lulz|"abuse"]] and WILL punish you for what you do off-platform
*'''Aurora Community''': (AKA: AR, QR or The Aurora) A cancerous community created by an unemployed insane [[High Functioning Autism|Autistic]] [[Brony| Pony faggot]], Co-created by a 14 year old atheist until he left due to [[Defamation|Slander]] and is currently filled with 3,000 [[Autistic|Reatrded]] members. A fair amount of them being mods or admins, this community is a hotspot for drama because it pops up even from satirical jokes that the poor fuckers in the community shouldn't take seriously. Maaan, even {{dauser|MemphisLarsen}}, A former member hopes it gets an article on ED. Sadly, his dream may never become true.
* Discord will demand you give them a phone number and/or complete a Google ReCAPTCHA if you connect via Tor network or by a VPN
*'''[[Sparkalloon]]''': A community which is filled with low-life individuals who are into [[fetish|fetishes]]. Created by Kyle, the founder of the YouTube Channel of the same name strives to improve the "experience" of the server when in reality it's just another fetish-based server that will get raided anyways.
* By the rare chance that you don't care about privacy and don't have problems with the guidelines you're still using telemetry and electron bloatware that will take a substantial chunk of resources from your machine
* If you want to use discord because of the features it provides ask yourself this: how many of them am I meaningfully going to use? Even on big servers, the only features used besides text and voice channels are the media manipulation bots and autojannies - you can simply use another service's autojanny equivalent and an online gif making website instead.


==People Who Use Discord==
Tl;dr: it runs slow and will persecute you unless you fit precisely into the ideology it demands. What do you get in return for using this shitty service instead of IRC or Mumble? Bots that can make gifs and colorful roles.
*[[You|13-year-old boys]]
*That [[You|retarded classmate]] at school
*That [[You|obnoxious co-worker]]
*[[You|People who read ED articles]]
*And last of all, [[you]]


==People Who Don't Use Discord==
If you still don't get it after this, let this video set the tone for the rest for the article.
*People who have better things to worry about
 
*[[Whores|Females]]
 
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==History==
[[File:Discord_love_not_hate.png|thumb|Discord, being a strong, independent black woman, takes an inspirational stand against the instigators of political violence. Goodnight Alt-right!]]
 
Initially designed as a group messaging program targeted for vidya, Discord has been in active development since [[Last Thursday]], Discord was shat out for the public's resentment on May 13th, 2015, towards the end of [[GamerGate]]. Therefore Discord was naturally dominated by communities and individuals who actually just wanted to play [[vidya]] with each other. This period is notably dull because most of these folks were very "[[normal]]"; [[lulz]] of any kind were non-existent. They had no idea, however, that [[something awful]] was about to happen: Discord was destined to become into an out-of-control sanctuary for copious amounts of intolerable faggotry and [[USI]], a fate that the platform was inescapably destined to meet from the get-go.
 
It wasn't until the 2016 election that Discord really took off. A large amount of [[pol|/pol/acks]], already being lifeless husks, [[Rapefugee|migrated]] to create an arsenal of support servers for their favorite Israel-loving kike shill, [[Donald Trump]]. The spike in hate crimes eventually made the lamestream [[Fake News|(((media)))]] believe it was a [https://www.nbcnews.com/video/how-discord-became-the-alt-right-s-favorite-organizing-platform-1082921539520/ platform for the alt-right and Trump supporters]. Maybe they saw [https://web.archive.org/web/20170726193845/https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=uh8l4cn6HZU&app=desktop Richard Spencer's AMA on his alt-shite server] as well. But thanks to the moola Discord was making from this increase in users, they took little action.
 
Thanks to their own mistakes, the stranglehold that the alt-right had on Discord didn't last forever. Numerous alt-right Discords, notably Daily Stormer's, coordinated a rally in [[Virginia|Charlottesville]] on August 11, 2017 referred to as the "Unite the Right rally," or the "Summer of Hate" event by the Daily Butthole Stormer. Unsurprisingly, the demonstration turned ugly when nu-age middle-class Communists started inciting reactions from Neo-Nazis. This ultimately escalated to [[James Alex Fields|some dumbass driving a fat whale over.]]
 
As a result of the outcry, large corporations such as Google, GoDaddy, Discord, and several other irrelevant no-name services run by lefty oligarchs began the slow-boiling process of [[Holocaust|terminating service]] to the [[alt-right|salt-right]], mostly to appease the moral majority. In other words, making money by looking good. In spite of Discord successfully washing its hands of their involvement of platforming political extremism, the far right spastics continue to make even more servers on Discord. In fact, it was revealed that there was another attempt to hold [https://www.wired.com/story/leaked-alt-right-chat-logs-are-key-to-charlottesville-lawsuits/ another Charlottesville rally]. If only they knew they were on an [[NSA]] watchlist and realized [[partyvan|the van parked near their house advertising birthday parties]] looked just a little 'too suspect'.
 
==How Does Discord Work?==
[[File:Partner-dickord-2.jpg|thumb|Don't the icons of these partnered servers tell you enough about this biohazard?]]
Discord was born through a need to be a better alternative to [[Skype|a certain other VOIP client]] owned by [[Microsoft]], although these days it's concentrated down into a super dumbed down and modernized IRC. Everything is kept simple to appeal to the guaranteed [[idiot|technical illiteracy]] the consumer has, and powerusers who try to use a [https://github.com/BetterDiscord/BetterDiscord better discord client] than the stock one filled with bloatware are doomed to a life of breakage and misery.
 
These "amazing" features include:
*[[earrape|Voice chat and calls]]
*[[Ugly|Face calls]]
*[[Circlejerk|Group chats]]
*[[Forever Alone|Empty Friend lists]]
*[[Zoomer|Emojis]]
*A ping system that, in good faith, should be useful, but is abused by people with [[unwarranted self-importance]] to spam other users about [[shit nobody cares about]]
** '''@everyone U R GEY LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL'''
*Cross-site account connection to apps such as [[Facebook]] and [[Xbox]], so [https://spyware.neocities.org/articles/discord.html they can sell more of your personal data]
 
Talk about reinventing the wheel, huh?


==Discord Nitro==
==Discord Nitro==
[[File:Discord nitro profile.png|290px|thumb|right|What a person with Discord Nitro's profile looks like. [[no|Now that five dollars was very well spent, right?]]]]
[[File:Discord nitro profile.png|290px|thumb|right|What a person with Discord Nitro's profile looks like. [[no|Now that cash was very well spent, right!?]]]]
[[File:discord wild gift estradiol.png|290px|thumb|right|A wild [[faggot|gift]] appears!]]
And, for just <s>$4.99</s> $9.99 a month, or <s>$49.99</s> $99.99 a year, you can upgrade your account with <s>Facebook</s> Discord Nitro for access to your cuck badge, such as:
*50 custom [[Emoji|emoji]] that, unless disabled by a server owner, you can mercilessly spam site-wide
*[[GIF|Horribly compressed and animated]] avatars [[Shit no one cares about|that no one will ever notice ''or'' care about]]
*Greater [[CP|file upload]] size, from <s>8MB</s> 25MB to <s>50MB</s> 500MB. Now you can [[Piracy|share]] your shitty N64 roms!
*The altruistic feeling of [[rape| getting fucked by data miners,]] and still giving them money
*Badge showing you stole your mom's credit card
*A custom tag that nobody cares about
 
It's important to remember that a lot of these features were requested by Discord users or, in the case of custom emoticons, were previously offered free of charge. Nice paywall! Now you're learning from [[Electronic Arts|EA]]!
 
===Jew Scheming 2: Nitro Boogaloo===
Discord's [[Jews|staff]] came to the conclusion that they could make more money if they added a new feature to Discord Nitro in late 2018, in addition to selling your data to [[China]]. If you're spending money on this IRC-for-[[zoomer|zoomers]] client for whatever reason, you can now get access to "+$1,000 worth of games." Sounds a lot like an [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xbox_Game_PassXbox Game Pass], doesn't it? And now they've significantly increased their price (from $4.99 per month and $49.99 annually to $9.99 per month and $99.99 annually). Why don't you just buy the games instead of supporting Discord?
 
As a result of adding this gaming subscription bullshit, Discord revoked the right to sue them, alleging that class-action lawsuits could easily be abused. Now anyone who sues has to settle through arbitration (settling disputes/lawsuits/whatever ''outside'' of courts.)
 
==Discord Servers and Users==
[[File:discord_jj_the_huskey_zoophile.png|thumb|right|Average Discord Administrator]]
[[File:Discord_Developer_Furry_HD4k.jpeg|thumb|The average Discord dev shopping for [[furfag]] paraphernalia]]
Like any other social media platform, the festering shithole of Discord attracts the usual horde of autists who are never far from gaming-related websites. However, because of its mainstream status, it is also swamped with an excessive number of [[E-celebrity|Ecelebs]], furries, titty streamers, [[Sjws|SJWs]] and [[normies]]. The resulting culture clash is an unprecedented level of faggotry that exceeds even Reddit and 4chan. Discord is swamped with these aforementioned degenerates who spawned their own servers to further their own megalomaniac faggotry. Even porno-drawing [[Shadman|"artists"]] have their own Discord servers, and they often use paywalling sites such as [[Patreon]] to bestow [[SNCA|exclusive server roles]].
 
If you're an [[failing at life|aspiring e-celeb]] and you don't have a Discord, you're already falling behind. But if you're not, then you're probably part of that elite crowd that owns a Discord "partner server", to help you avoid the narcissists and obsessive fans stationed in them. These partnered servers are closely watched and groomed by Discord, to make sure everyone plays nice and doesn't say any [[Nigger|bad words]].
 
Beyond partnered servers, Discord's popular-but-not-popular-enough servers are located and promoted on ''third-party sites'' that are dedicated to pimping these servers out. Here you will find servers based around anime, [[sick_fuck|LGBT]] rights, politics, [[Roleplaying|roleplaying]], and other such excessively useless drivel. The toxicity in non-partnered servers is arguably worse as the cult of personality centered around paranoid mod worship and being a stubborn, hateful prick far outweighs the potential to have anything close to an insightful and illuminating conversation. More often than not, servers have home-brewed, tin-can junker bots, made out of sloppily written spaghetti code.
 
The darkest recesses of Discord are home to many near-illegal or ''indisputably'' immoral servers. Doxxing and harassment, brigading-oriented servers, zoophilia-promoting, jailbait, stolen identities, credit card info, data trafficking - you name it, it likely exists, just underground. Servers such as these were focus for several investigations by [[the_man|the FBI]], and even though these get almost immediately shut down once they're discovered, they usually pop back up again. It's also not uncommon to have your server [[pwned]] by a gorillion raid bots which spam images from [[Offended]].
 
Depending on your expertise on tiptoeing around Discord's system, it can be one of the easiest and most effective platforms to terrorize, or one of the least effective. Servers have various methods to protect users but comes at the expense of user convenience, which makes server settings a frequently overlooked option. Instead, most server owners will install shitty amateur mods, usually "trusted" friends, to enforce some twenty-odd arbitrarily written rules. They'll sissy out the moment they see gore or a bot raid though - so much for being trusted.
 
=== Allthefoxes ===
Among Discord's global moderator, or Trust and Safety team, is one '''allthefoxes''' ([[Powerword]]: Sam Antonovich{{jew}}). This [[furfag]] has a history of moderating [[Reddit]] communities such as r/gaming and r/pics, acting like a [[circlejerking]] [[Internet poor|E-whore]] while doing so, until he was later [[Fired|banned]]. He is also known for [[Bureaucratic Fuck|constantly abusing power]], [[mod sass|banning people for biased reasons]], [[crybaby|acting severely unprofessional on e-mail responses]], and showing preferential treatment towards keeping [[sick fuck|cub porn]] on said platform, which actively purges [[CP|underage pornographic material]].
 
On January 1st, [[2019]], a YouTuber by the name of '''[[Spic|QuackityHQ]]''' was kicked out of his Discord call with his friends and fellow YouTubers. After attempting to log back in, he was met with a ban message, and opened a ticket for his appeal shortly thereafter. A Discord staff member reviewed the appeal for [[GOTTA GO FAST|all of 5 minutes]] and then rejected it. Once the account got deleted, Quackity opened up with a video [https://youtu.be/UGJhITr7190| explaining the situation], stating that it was due to a video he had made on [https://youtu.be/MHtgNweNQoU| Awful Furry Discord Servers].  From how it was described, allthefoxes was the one who rigged the ban and appeal process, thus creating the '''#DiscordUnbanQuackity''' [[Twitter]] movement in order to get Discord to fire allthefoxes. However, the damage may already have been done, as [[some argue|there is evidence to suggest]] that furfaggotry may have already infected others in the Trust and Safety team. QuackityHQ has since received a message from the Trust and Safety [[The Man|director]], and has made [https://youtu.be/Egbn83itslM| a follow-up video], [[No|but is still banned]].
 
{{clear}}
 
== The ED Discord Server ==
[[File:ED server deletion notice.png|thumb|One of the [[Over 9000|many]] times the server was b& by Discord because it triggered their [[SJW]] [[furfag]] staff]]
Yeah that's right. We were just bitching about it, and now we're talking about our official server. <s>It's</s> It [[Baleeted|was]] a bit more active than the [[EDF6|ED forums]] and our [[IRC]], but it was basically the closest thing to [[4chan]] that you will ever get on there.
 
The server itself was full of everything listed above, but with gay moderators and [[slow|smart]] people trying to be edgy. As of now we don't have a [[teamspeak]] server, but you are inclined to make your own fan teamspeak server that [[lies|everyone will join]].
 
Before it was [[Pool's closed|permanently closed]] on February 5, 2023, the server had a history of being b& by Discord for triggering their [[SJW]] furfag staff. Any "ED Discord" you come across from now on is fake or unofficial.
 
[[File:ED_new_server.png|thumb|right|Average retarded conversation on the new ED discord]]
 
== The Demographics of Discord ==
 
Discord is a very [[Niggers|diverse]] platform full of many [[Autists|unique and intelligent people]]. Because anyone can create a server with a specific [[Virgins|target audience]], many [[Circlejerk|contrasting]] people from multiple differing [[Sites|communities]] with multiple [[Shit Nobody Cares About|interests]] congregate on this cum-dumpster of a platform. The following is a list of what [[Faggots|individuals]] compromise the community that is Discord:
 
*[[e621|Furries]], [[Wapanese|weebs]], [[Autists|and degenerates (including the admins)]]: '''30%'''
*[[Twitch|Egirls and thirsty tween boys looking for that coochie]]: '''20%'''
*[[Tumblr|LGBTTQQIAAP commie-niggers circlejerking each other as to how oppressed they are and slowly dying while contracting miscellaneous STDs]]: '''15%'''
*[[Pol|White separatists and race war advocates]]: '''15%'''
*[[4chan|Shitposting, raiding, and doxing]]: '''10%'''
*[[Reddit|Pseudo-intellectuals arguing over nothing]]: '''9%'''
*[[CP|"Gaming"]]: 1%


In January 2017, the [[Jew|staff]] of Discord realised that they weren't [[Capitalism|making any money]] and launched Discord Nitro, its membership service.
==Gallery==
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File:Discord Commie Fags.png|"So quirky XD" communist faggots
File:discord minecraft sex server.png| Minecraft Sex Server
File:Discord Commie Cuck.png|Home to e-cucks, too.
File:ED Discord FUCK NIGGER.png
File:discord deleted role.png|the [[negro|forbidden ethnicity]]


For just $4.99 a month or $49.99 a year, you can get access to [[Shit no one cares about|basic features]] such as:
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*Custom emoji set to a profile, not a "server"
*[[GIF|Compressed, animated]] avatars
*Greater [[CP|file upload]] size
*Badge showing you stole your mom's credit card


==The Laggy Service==
File:Discconv.png|Average Discord Conversation
[[File:Meanwhile at discord by kyrahchildfromfire-dbfps0o.jpg|thumb|right|Your typical chat]]
File:Discordthreads.png|With threads, ''several'' intellectual discussions can take place at once!
File:Squidward's free time.png|Important Question
File:Bot_friend_requests_discord.jpg|Getting friend request spammed by a ton of bots isn't too uncommon
File:Communist fag.jpeg|This is what your standard Discord user looks like.
File:Encyclopedia Dramatica Discord FUCK NIGGER SamHyde.jpg
File:Inflation_rp_discord.png|HEWWO?
File:Discord Mouse Genocide.jpg
File:Discord Furry Porn.jpg
File:Discord i will play with ur butthole faggot.png
File:Meanwhile at discord by kyrahchildfromfire-dbfps0o.jpg
File:Underage face discord.png|Single pedophiles in your area
File:Discordfurfag.png|An actual tweet from an actual Discord "trust & safety team" moderator. Doesn't come as a surprise, does it?
File:Encyclopedia Dramatica Discord VX SamHyde.png|[[William_Atchison|Do you know who Spam Hyde is?]]
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Since many tartlets with fidget spinners use Discord a lot, the staff couldn't handle the memes and often times the Discord servers would crash once or twice a month depending on your internet speed.
<br>
{{clear}}


==See Also==
==See also==
*[[AOL Instant Messenger]]
*[[Generation Z]]
*[[Generation Alpha]]
*[[Millennials]] - this Generation and the ones above it use discord.
*[[ICQ]]
*[[ICQ]]
*[[AOL Instant Messenger]]
*[[IRC]] - inferior technology.
*[[IRC]]
*[[Skype]]
*[[Teamspeak]]


==External Links==
==External links==
*[https://discordapp.com The website]
*[https://discordapp.com The website]
*[https://discord.me/encyclopediadramatica ED's own Discord server]
*[https://archive.is/utL4u Discord has a child porn problem.]
*[http://old.reddit.com/r/discordapp/comments/9p5uyp/latest_tos_update_revokes_your_right_to_sue/ Discord updates their ToS to revoke from all users the right to sue. Good job!]
*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unite_the_Right_rally Unite the Right rally, which resulted in severe punishment of anyone left of Stalin.]


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@everyone
Somethings going on here we've detected something out of the ordinary going on. To continue to use discord, we will need to verify you're human
Typical e621 discord server conversations
A list of channels in a typical discord server
An average discord user

Discord better known as Pisscord or Dicksword is the stillborn lovechild of Reddit and Skype, where the fetus is vacuumed out of the womb, sprawled into the center of a bloody pentagram and resurrected to become the next social media Antichrist. Thirteen-year-olds praise it for being easier to use than an IRC client, Furries use it because the majority of servers cater to their depreaved whims, and any gamer who just wants VOIP uses Mumble or Teamspeak. Due to Discord's apparent popularity, Discord is probably the fiftieth final nail in the coffin for IRC.

If you're a Vulcan and you're from /g/ then you're probably going to want to look at this instead of our article.

Don't do it

Before you begin using Discord, consider the following:

  • Discord is a massive hugbox for kids, autists, furries, communists, nazis, and just every breed of sick fuck you can imagine being in-between them.
  • Since the TOS forbids lulzy content such as gore, racism, sexism, or bullying, be prepared to deal with the nuisance of being b&.
  • Since it is around for quite some time there are already raid and abuse prevention methods set up. While these are hardly difficult to get around enough abuse will make it so that your entire IP range is blacklisted and any account that logs in has to supply a phone number. Worse yet, the phone number will get blocked after enough usage, so raiding in a long-term sense is time consuming and annoying.
  • If you just want to use it as a chat service consider the fact that it keylogs everything you say to prevent "abuse" and WILL punish you for what you do off-platform
  • Discord will demand you give them a phone number and/or complete a Google ReCAPTCHA if you connect via Tor network or by a VPN
  • By the rare chance that you don't care about privacy and don't have problems with the guidelines you're still using telemetry and electron bloatware that will take a substantial chunk of resources from your machine
  • If you want to use discord because of the features it provides ask yourself this: how many of them am I meaningfully going to use? Even on big servers, the only features used besides text and voice channels are the media manipulation bots and autojannies - you can simply use another service's autojanny equivalent and an online gif making website instead.

Tl;dr: it runs slow and will persecute you unless you fit precisely into the ideology it demands. What do you get in return for using this shitty service instead of IRC or Mumble? Bots that can make gifs and colorful roles.

If you still don't get it after this, let this video set the tone for the rest for the article.


History

Discord, being a strong, independent black woman, takes an inspirational stand against the instigators of political violence. Goodnight Alt-right!

Initially designed as a group messaging program targeted for vidya, Discord has been in active development since Last Thursday, Discord was shat out for the public's resentment on May 13th, 2015, towards the end of GamerGate. Therefore Discord was naturally dominated by communities and individuals who actually just wanted to play vidya with each other. This period is notably dull because most of these folks were very "normal"; lulz of any kind were non-existent. They had no idea, however, that something awful was about to happen: Discord was destined to become into an out-of-control sanctuary for copious amounts of intolerable faggotry and USI, a fate that the platform was inescapably destined to meet from the get-go.

It wasn't until the 2016 election that Discord really took off. A large amount of /pol/acks, already being lifeless husks, migrated to create an arsenal of support servers for their favorite Israel-loving kike shill, Donald Trump. The spike in hate crimes eventually made the lamestream (((media))) believe it was a platform for the alt-right and Trump supporters. Maybe they saw Richard Spencer's AMA on his alt-shite server as well. But thanks to the moola Discord was making from this increase in users, they took little action.

Thanks to their own mistakes, the stranglehold that the alt-right had on Discord didn't last forever. Numerous alt-right Discords, notably Daily Stormer's, coordinated a rally in Charlottesville on August 11, 2017 referred to as the "Unite the Right rally," or the "Summer of Hate" event by the Daily Butthole Stormer. Unsurprisingly, the demonstration turned ugly when nu-age middle-class Communists started inciting reactions from Neo-Nazis. This ultimately escalated to some dumbass driving a fat whale over.

As a result of the outcry, large corporations such as Google, GoDaddy, Discord, and several other irrelevant no-name services run by lefty oligarchs began the slow-boiling process of terminating service to the salt-right, mostly to appease the moral majority. In other words, making money by looking good. In spite of Discord successfully washing its hands of their involvement of platforming political extremism, the far right spastics continue to make even more servers on Discord. In fact, it was revealed that there was another attempt to hold another Charlottesville rally. If only they knew they were on an NSA watchlist and realized the van parked near their house advertising birthday parties looked just a little 'too suspect'.

How Does Discord Work?

Don't the icons of these partnered servers tell you enough about this biohazard?

Discord was born through a need to be a better alternative to a certain other VOIP client owned by Microsoft, although these days it's concentrated down into a super dumbed down and modernized IRC. Everything is kept simple to appeal to the guaranteed technical illiteracy the consumer has, and powerusers who try to use a better discord client than the stock one filled with bloatware are doomed to a life of breakage and misery.

These "amazing" features include:

Talk about reinventing the wheel, huh?

Discord Nitro

What a person with Discord Nitro's profile looks like. Now that cash was very well spent, right!?
A wild gift appears!

And, for just $4.99 $9.99 a month, or $49.99 $99.99 a year, you can upgrade your account with Facebook Discord Nitro for access to your cuck badge, such as:

It's important to remember that a lot of these features were requested by Discord users or, in the case of custom emoticons, were previously offered free of charge. Nice paywall! Now you're learning from EA!

Jew Scheming 2: Nitro Boogaloo

Discord's staff came to the conclusion that they could make more money if they added a new feature to Discord Nitro in late 2018, in addition to selling your data to China. If you're spending money on this IRC-for-zoomers client for whatever reason, you can now get access to "+$1,000 worth of games." Sounds a lot like an Game Pass, doesn't it? And now they've significantly increased their price (from $4.99 per month and $49.99 annually to $9.99 per month and $99.99 annually). Why don't you just buy the games instead of supporting Discord?

As a result of adding this gaming subscription bullshit, Discord revoked the right to sue them, alleging that class-action lawsuits could easily be abused. Now anyone who sues has to settle through arbitration (settling disputes/lawsuits/whatever outside of courts.)

Discord Servers and Users

Average Discord Administrator
The average Discord dev shopping for furfag paraphernalia

Like any other social media platform, the festering shithole of Discord attracts the usual horde of autists who are never far from gaming-related websites. However, because of its mainstream status, it is also swamped with an excessive number of Ecelebs, furries, titty streamers, SJWs and normies. The resulting culture clash is an unprecedented level of faggotry that exceeds even Reddit and 4chan. Discord is swamped with these aforementioned degenerates who spawned their own servers to further their own megalomaniac faggotry. Even porno-drawing "artists" have their own Discord servers, and they often use paywalling sites such as Patreon to bestow exclusive server roles.

If you're an aspiring e-celeb and you don't have a Discord, you're already falling behind. But if you're not, then you're probably part of that elite crowd that owns a Discord "partner server", to help you avoid the narcissists and obsessive fans stationed in them. These partnered servers are closely watched and groomed by Discord, to make sure everyone plays nice and doesn't say any bad words.

Beyond partnered servers, Discord's popular-but-not-popular-enough servers are located and promoted on third-party sites that are dedicated to pimping these servers out. Here you will find servers based around anime, LGBT rights, politics, roleplaying, and other such excessively useless drivel. The toxicity in non-partnered servers is arguably worse as the cult of personality centered around paranoid mod worship and being a stubborn, hateful prick far outweighs the potential to have anything close to an insightful and illuminating conversation. More often than not, servers have home-brewed, tin-can junker bots, made out of sloppily written spaghetti code.

The darkest recesses of Discord are home to many near-illegal or indisputably immoral servers. Doxxing and harassment, brigading-oriented servers, zoophilia-promoting, jailbait, stolen identities, credit card info, data trafficking - you name it, it likely exists, just underground. Servers such as these were focus for several investigations by the FBI, and even though these get almost immediately shut down once they're discovered, they usually pop back up again. It's also not uncommon to have your server pwned by a gorillion raid bots which spam images from Offended.

Depending on your expertise on tiptoeing around Discord's system, it can be one of the easiest and most effective platforms to terrorize, or one of the least effective. Servers have various methods to protect users but comes at the expense of user convenience, which makes server settings a frequently overlooked option. Instead, most server owners will install shitty amateur mods, usually "trusted" friends, to enforce some twenty-odd arbitrarily written rules. They'll sissy out the moment they see gore or a bot raid though - so much for being trusted.

Allthefoxes

Among Discord's global moderator, or Trust and Safety team, is one allthefoxes (Powerword: Sam Antonovich). This furfag has a history of moderating Reddit communities such as r/gaming and r/pics, acting like a circlejerking E-whore while doing so, until he was later banned. He is also known for constantly abusing power, banning people for biased reasons, acting severely unprofessional on e-mail responses, and showing preferential treatment towards keeping cub porn on said platform, which actively purges underage pornographic material.

On January 1st, 2019, a YouTuber by the name of QuackityHQ was kicked out of his Discord call with his friends and fellow YouTubers. After attempting to log back in, he was met with a ban message, and opened a ticket for his appeal shortly thereafter. A Discord staff member reviewed the appeal for all of 5 minutes and then rejected it. Once the account got deleted, Quackity opened up with a video explaining the situation, stating that it was due to a video he had made on Awful Furry Discord Servers. From how it was described, allthefoxes was the one who rigged the ban and appeal process, thus creating the #DiscordUnbanQuackity Twitter movement in order to get Discord to fire allthefoxes. However, the damage may already have been done, as there is evidence to suggest that furfaggotry may have already infected others in the Trust and Safety team. QuackityHQ has since received a message from the Trust and Safety director, and has made a follow-up video, but is still banned.

The ED Discord Server

One of the many times the server was b& by Discord because it triggered their SJW furfag staff

Yeah that's right. We were just bitching about it, and now we're talking about our official server. It's It was a bit more active than the ED forums and our IRC, but it was basically the closest thing to 4chan that you will ever get on there.

The server itself was full of everything listed above, but with gay moderators and smart people trying to be edgy. As of now we don't have a teamspeak server, but you are inclined to make your own fan teamspeak server that everyone will join.

Before it was permanently closed on February 5, 2023, the server had a history of being b& by Discord for triggering their SJW furfag staff. Any "ED Discord" you come across from now on is fake or unofficial.

Average retarded conversation on the new ED discord

The Demographics of Discord

Discord is a very diverse platform full of many unique and intelligent people. Because anyone can create a server with a specific target audience, many contrasting people from multiple differing communities with multiple interests congregate on this cum-dumpster of a platform. The following is a list of what individuals compromise the community that is Discord:

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