Pool's Closed
Alright, somebody just jacked off in the pool. Everybody get out before somebody gets impregnated. Or gets AIDS.
Or both.
Pool's closed is a catchphrase, usually referring to the existence of AIDS in the pool. It is uttered frequently by the 13-year-old-boys when they "close pools" for health and safety reasons.
Why would 13-year-old-boys all across the basement risk their lives for such a cause? Because at heart, nigras just want to preserve the habitat of tremendously busty chicks, as shown here.
Typical IRL case: Germany 2016
Bowels emptied, Women molested http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2016-01-24/bowels-emptied-women-molested-german-media-reveals-monstrous-cctv-footage-refugee-po
Central European Media reports the incident could have been prevented: " Young men wanted to forcibly penetrate into the dressing of women and girls. These actions could previously be blocked "
An IRL case
Another IRL case
A fictional case
A fictional case real case of a pool being closed in Sterling High School due to AIDS, but the media elite chooses to spit in the face of the proudest aspects of black identity and rob the nigras of honor by having white actors play the pool-closing authorities, when in real life this hazardous and essential community service is performed by an almost exclusively black brotherhood.
Baby Ruth Candy Bar
In video games
Pool's Closed: Summer 2015 edition
Gallery of Images
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This image offended Mary Alice Altorfer. -
Useful for permanently spraying on and around pools. -
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Gentlemen, the pools closed! -
Obamacare -
Christmas is closed. -
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Pool's Closed MAH BOI -
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epic lulz -
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This nigra has been closing pools for over 9,000 years. -
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A health class textbook spreads evil lies. -
Epic lulz on Gmod. -
Escooze meh, pool iz klozed cuz of AIDS. -
Pool's Closed Raid in WoW 2008-07-17. -
Pool's closed. -
Improved quality of original. -
OWN3D -
But now they do. -
The newest character from FFXIII -
The Tartlets will be pissed -
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Oh, the pity... -
Auschwitz pools -
RuneScape's closed! -
POLAND'S CLOSED -
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Nigras have spread AIDS to whitey and are seen fleeing from the scene. -
Pool's closed!!! -
Will Smith inspires Chanology -
retard says POOLS CLOSED -
Pool closing experts -
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Pool's open again! -
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Reasonably exploitable -
Best exploitable -
In Soviet Russia, Pool closes YOU!! -
LOCH'S CLOSED -
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U413's closed -
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This Failed Pretty Bad. -
A challenger appears!
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Further reading
- The Great Habbo Raid of July 2006
- The Great Habbo Raid of July 2007
- The Great Habbo Raid of July 2008
- The Great IRL London Raid of July 2008 [2]
- Pool's Closed Poll Option Raid
- Mary Alice Altorfer
- Operation Close The Pool
- Pool's Closed/ASCII
External Links
- Pool's Closed Site
- Wiki dedicated to Habbo Raids operated by the Pool's Closed staff
- Wikipedia is closed
- Pool closed due to AIDS!
- Pools Closed in TX (Dead) | YT Mirror | MediaFire Mirror
- Pools Closed Due To Intestinal Parasite
- Pool Closed Discussion from SF lol
- New York Times Pools Closed
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Afroduck • Duncan • EFG Day Raid 07 • Habbo Hotel • Habbo /B/lockade • The Great Habbo Raid of July 2006 • The Great Habbo Raid of July 2006/LOL • The Great Habbo Raid of July 2007 • The Great Habbo Raid of July 2008 • The Great Habbo Raid of July 2010 • The Great Habbo Raid of July 2015 • The Great Habbo Raid of July 2016 • MLK day raid • Thelostcup • Nigras • Nigras of Doom • Pool's Closed • A Shameful Failure • Bobba Bar |
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