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[[ | [[Image:Linux-for-niggers.jpg|thumb|right|So easy, even I can use it. -Known gay nigger [[Kanye West]]]] | ||
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{{quote|Computers ain't just for whitey no more.|color=silver|size=360%|textColor=black|textSize=200%}} | |||
'''Linux for Niggers{{tm}}''' is an [[Ubuntu]]-based operating system currently in development by the [[Gay Nigger Association of America]]. It's main focus is to provide a friendly environment that niggers, ''yes niggers'', can utilize as opposed to traditional proprietary operating systems. The system was conceived after the GNAA felt sympathy for their fellow nigger [[Dangerman]], after witnessing his continued failures when trying to use the internet. | '''Linux for Niggers{{tm}}''' is an [[Ubuntu]]-based operating system currently in development by the [[Gay Nigger Association of America]]. It's main focus is to provide a friendly environment that niggers, ''yes niggers'', can utilize as opposed to traditional proprietary operating systems. The system was conceived after the GNAA felt sympathy for their fellow nigger [[Dangerman]], after witnessing his continued failures when trying to use the internet. | ||
Expected release date is | Expected release date is soon, however an (extremely) minimalist version and official information about the project can be obtained [https://web.archive.org/web/20121127163753/http://linuxforniggers.us/ here]. | ||
{{squote|I don't want this associated with the Ubuntu community|Racist [[Reddit]] user}} | {{squote|I don't want this associated with the Ubuntu community|Racist [[Reddit]] user}} | ||
==Opposition== | == Opposition == | ||
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[[Image:Computers-are-racist-linux-for-niggers-rakim.jpg|thumb|right|Before Linux for Niggers{{tm}} Rakim could barely turn his computer on, now he is enjoying his favorite hip hop artists and watching all the gay porn he can download. He is still waiting for his racist employers to let him use a computer as a fry cook at McDonald's.]] | |||
[[Image:Gay-black-man-with-laptop-linux-for-niggers-620x480.jpg|thumb|right|And it's free and open source, so I don't have to steal it.]] | |||
{{squote|yeeeahh...no. They receive grants from Aetna, whom I doubt support this. Nor do I think [[Canonical]] would lend the circle of friends to this crap...speaking of which, has anyone in the ubuntu community who is not ok with being associated with this informed Canonical Group counsel yet?}} | {{squote|yeeeahh...no. They receive grants from Aetna, whom I doubt support this. Nor do I think [[Canonical]] would lend the circle of friends to this crap...speaking of which, has anyone in the ubuntu community who is not ok with being associated with this informed Canonical Group counsel yet?}} | ||
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Much drama still circulates around [[reddit]] and other known Autist hubs over whether it is a "legitimate operating system" or if they want their precious e-communities "associated" with the glory that is Linux for Niggers{{tm}}. However, it is already certain that, as has always been the case, the GNAA will emerge victorious, lubricated, and fully erect . | Much drama still circulates around [[reddit]] and other known Autist hubs over whether it is a "legitimate operating system" or if they want their precious e-communities "associated" with the glory that is Linux for Niggers{{tm}}. However, it is already certain that, as has always been the case, the GNAA will emerge victorious, lubricated, and fully erect . | ||
===Racism on Freenode=== | === Racism on Freenode === | ||
Below you will find logs of racist and homophobic Freenode oper James "njan" Eaton-Lee violating the rights and stifling the advancements of the | |||
*{{pastebin|MgqHKfQK|Racism on Freenode}} | Below you will find logs of racist and homophobic [[Freenode]] oper '''James "njan" Eaton-Lee''', who doesn't have the balls to post an image of himself but he'll happily show you his [http://www.jeremiad.org/images/lanna.jpg alleged wife], violating the civil rights and stifling the advancements of the black race. The NAACP was informed and [[Al Sharpton]] is expected to make a statement at press-time. | ||
*{{pastebin|3FcCZZQ9|Racism on Freenode}} | |||
* {{pastebin|MgqHKfQK|Racism on Freenode}} – Freenode oper makes numerous homophobic and racist remarks. | |||
* {{pastebin|3FcCZZQ9|Racism on Freenode}} – A hate crime is committed by Freenode staff against homosexual African Americans. '''CAUTION: GRAPHIC!!!''' | |||
* {{pastebin|CHkj4y2s|Unrelated Racism on Freenode}} – A poor [[IRC]] user is harrased by njan for being a proud black man. | |||
=== Dangerman betrays the GNAA! === | |||
[[Image:Dangermanlegalthreats.png|center]] | |||
== Features == | |||
[[Image:Black man in bed on computer linux for niggers.jpg|thumb|right|Linux for Niggers™ comes with Adobe Flash™ for watching streaming BET.]] | |||
*African tribal-beat collation | * African tribal-beat collation | ||
*Expansive [[Rap|Rap & Hip-hop]] database | * Expansive [[Rap|Rap & Hip-hop]] database | ||
*[[Myspace]]-themed terminal | * [[Myspace]]-themed terminal | ||
*Live [[Twitter]]-To-Desktop feed | * Live [[Twitter]]-To-Desktop feed | ||
*[[Ebonics]]-ready with inbuilt Ebonics-to-English translator | * [[Ebonics]]-ready with inbuilt Ebonics-to-English translator | ||
*[[UNIX]]™ commands rewritten for Niggers | * [[UNIX]]™ commands rewritten for Niggers | ||
*[[Nigger Manual|Documentation]] ''for'' Niggers ''by'' Niggers | * [[Nigger Manual|Documentation]] ''for'' Niggers ''by'' Niggers | ||
* Negro-compatible browser [http://www.blackbirdhome.com/ Blackbird] comes installed by default. | |||
* A rock of [[Cocaine|crack]] is included with each download as a complimentary gift. | |||
* Environmentally friendly [[Kool-Aid]] powered components. | |||
{{clear}} | |||
== Linux for niggers in action == | |||
[[File:nixfornigs.gif|center]] | |||
== External Links == | |||
* {{archive|iXluF|Linux for Niggers project website}} | |||
* {{archive|wMUeW|About}} | |||
* {{archive|RvwRm|Dangerman approves!}} | |||
* [http://www.assembla.com/code/linuxforniggers/git/nodes Linux for Niggers git] | |||
== See Also == | |||
* [[GNAA]] | |||
* [[Linux]] | |||
* [[Ubuntu]] | |||
* [[Niggers]] | |||
* [[BSD]] | |||
* [[C+=]] | |||
{{softwarez}} | {{softwarez}} | ||
{{trolls}} | {{trolls}} | ||
{{gnaa}} | |||
{{blackpeople}} | {{blackpeople}} | ||
{{timeline|Featured article August 3 & 4, [[2012]]|[[Max Harris]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Fae]]}} | |||
[[Category:2012]] | [[Category:2012]] | ||
[[Category:Linux]] | [[Category:Linux]] | ||
Latest revision as of 19:13, 14 June 2021
Linux for Niggers™ is an Ubuntu-based operating system currently in development by the Gay Nigger Association of America. It's main focus is to provide a friendly environment that niggers, yes niggers, can utilize as opposed to traditional proprietary operating systems. The system was conceived after the GNAA felt sympathy for their fellow nigger Dangerman, after witnessing his continued failures when trying to use the internet.
Expected release date is soon, however an (extremely) minimalist version and official information about the project can be obtained here.
—Racist Reddit user |
Opposition
After the great celebrations following the announcement of the then upcoming release of Linux for Niggers™, some rather racist members of the open source community took it upon themselves to attack the project, and Gayniggerdom as a whole.
Much drama still circulates around reddit and other known Autist hubs over whether it is a "legitimate operating system" or if they want their precious e-communities "associated" with the glory that is Linux for Niggers™. However, it is already certain that, as has always been the case, the GNAA will emerge victorious, lubricated, and fully erect .
Racism on Freenode
Below you will find logs of racist and homophobic Freenode oper James "njan" Eaton-Lee, who doesn't have the balls to post an image of himself but he'll happily show you his alleged wife, violating the civil rights and stifling the advancements of the black race. The NAACP was informed and Al Sharpton is expected to make a statement at press-time.
Racism on Freenode – Freenode oper makes numerous homophobic and racist remarks.- Racism on Freenode – A hate crime is committed by Freenode staff against homosexual African Americans. CAUTION: GRAPHIC!!!
- Unrelated Racism on Freenode – A poor IRC user is harrased by njan for being a proud black man.
Dangerman betrays the GNAA!
Features
- African tribal-beat collation
- Expansive Rap & Hip-hop database
- Myspace-themed terminal
- Live Twitter-To-Desktop feed
- Ebonics-ready with inbuilt Ebonics-to-English translator
- UNIX™ commands rewritten for Niggers
- Documentation for Niggers by Niggers
- Negro-compatible browser Blackbird comes installed by default.
- A rock of crack is included with each download as a complimentary gift.
- Environmentally friendly Kool-Aid powered components.
Linux for niggers in action
External Links
See Also
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Linux for Niggers is part of a series on Visit the Softwarez Portal for complete coverage. |
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Linux for Niggers is part of a series on Visit the Trolls Portal for complete coverage. |
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Linux for Niggers is part of a series on the Gay Nigger Association of America. |
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Linux for Niggers is part of a series of topics related to Black People☻
| Featured article August 3 & 4, 2012 | ||
| Preceded by Max Harris |
Linux for Niggers | Succeeded by Fae |