Dallas Police Shootings

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Micah Xavier Johnson
Born	July 2, 1991
Died	July 8, 2016 (aged 25)
Nationality:	American
Highscore	Killed 5, injured 9
Top 50?	No
Style	FPS single player, Nightmare difficulty
An Hero?	Unfortunately, no. (killed by R2Dindu, the best police robot)

On the evening of July 7th 2016, a brave Nigra named Micah Xavier Johnson decided that Chris Dorner deserved a sequel. During a "peaceful protest" for Black Lives Matter in Dallas Texas, the monkey, brimming with groid rage directed at YT's police, armed himself with an AK-74 (presumed to be chambered in 5.45x39) and engaged in a street battle with the pigs, assassinating 5 and severely wounding 9 others (7 more cops, 2 NPC bystanders), before retreating into a nearby building where he would camp until the game ended. The Dallas protests were formed in response to the fatal killings of two Dindus, just days prior to the shooting spree. Due to the nature of the attack and the "victims" primarily being pigs, the shooting is expected to bring in intense drama and lulz to Dumbfuckistan, despite the country experiencing a Mass Shooting every 3.291 seconds and the shooter attacks rolling in relatively few frags. Even so, we applaud the nigra for managing to pwn some piggies, as they went for the High Score on the "Nightmare" difficulty, rewarding them an immediate 20 point bonus to their graded score. This shooting spree was the deadliest attack in America against cops since 9/11.

Trigger

What triggered these events? It might've been the fact that just days before the assassination plot, two Dindus were brutally killed by cops, seemingly for little reason (as if a reason to kill niggers was even necessary). There was also a huge "peaceful" protest going on around Dallas at the time. Considering the fact that they blak, its real dam possible they been doin sum stupid ass shit to those pigs. Pigs naturally fear brown colored ppl as it reminds 'em of predators like bears and shit.

Naturally, niggers hate the police. Whenever a pig brutally pwn's a nig, this sets off a chain reaction in the Black Hivemind that causes them to chimp out. Often, they burn entire buildings down, cause millions in property damage, and can only be stopped after a legion of thousands of cops institute martial law in tha hood, till da niggas wear they selvz out. The turbo-nigger spree shooter had every reason genetically to go apeshit. He had a higher IQ than the typical 60~80 niglet, and was also notable for actually being able to shoot straight. Thus, all these pigs get surprise buttsecks'd with the almighty, accurate power of an AK, available at your nearest gun sto', foo.

Perpetrator

Initially, it was suspected that there were up to four snipers stationed around the area, but it was shortly revealed to have been the work of Micah Xavier Johnson and another perpetrator who is currently unknown and presumed to be at large. Johnson and the piggies played grab ass in a parking garage for a bit, but then the fuzz decided it was time for a donut break and sent a bot in to deal with his magnificent, shapely, statuesque ebony ass. As everyone knows, nigs and technology don't mix, and the bot decided to allah ackbar himself out and away from lil Micah's bix nood ramblings. Micah was too busy shucking and jiving to notice the robot was packed with enough explosives to take out a tank and was caught in the blast.

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His Facebook and his likes

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  Thank you for your service
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  Sir, you have a phone call.
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  Skynet activated. Robot hero is the BOMB.
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  The bot closing in for the kill.
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  I'm in your hood. Blowin'up all your nigras.
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  Micah was an active Blacklivesmatter supporter.

Peek-a-boo! MXJ, literal seconds b4 getting BTFO by a kamikaze drone.

Videos

Live gameplay footage of one of the perps.

Alleged instigator alias "Barry". If you recognize this individual contact the FBI. Be sure to tell them you saw the picture on ED!

Another shooter

Never relax. He tried to warn us.

Police on highest alert.

Playin' COD IRL Fellow dindus have been caught in the crossfire Holy #$%*!! "Witness interview more footage Heli footage immediately after the shots begin Even Fox News got in on the action. The Young Turds report on it King Nigger Obama does a speech longer news report Previous Video | Next Video

Recreation of the chimpout GOGOGOGO Previous Video | Next Video

Quotes

“   3 Dallas Cops killed. 7 wounded. This is now war. Watch out Obama. Watch out black lives matter punks. Real America is coming after you.   „     — Former Congressman Joe Walsh in a now deleted tweet.     “   We are looking for crisis actors for a government emergency drill between July 4-6th. Actors will be responsible for portraying different emergency scenarios in a simulated government terror drill. No experience is needed. Confidentiality agreements are required. Pay is $200. Please message for details.   „     — Now deleted Dallas Craig's list ad. Conspiracy or coincidence?     “   Guns are bad, mmmkay? Buy my mix tape!   „     — Big Nig Obama, inspiring peace and good race relations as always Previous Quote | Next Quote

Reactions

Despite the low frag count, the event brought in significant attention nationwide. Most whites BAWWW'd over their precious pigs being pwn'd, calling for hate crime legislation to protect cops. Meanwhile, a significant amount (possibly even the majority) of black people are legit praising and celebrating the attacks. Current independent investigations have shown that those Black Lives Matter chimps are planning more attacks on society at whole. Not surprisingly, the Silly Cunt Valley Girl billionaires buying McMansions in city council district 12 to evade Adolf Newsom's taxes reacted by electing a racist, greedy, pro-Israhell NIMBY politician named Cara Mendelsohn, whose only purpose is to block building anything other than negro-hostile car-centric suburban sprawl. Elevated rail? NOOOOOOO muh lord and saviour Cara Mendelsohn says that's reminiscent of the Shit Congo and must never be built! But another 12-lane Interstate superhighway is perfectly ok because some rich Elton Musk worshipper needs to murder pedestrians in his Tesla Cybertruck!

Twatter

As usual, the idiotic masses immediately chimped out and made death threats and other illicit and idiotic posts. If you find any death threats or calls to violence, please contact the FBI here, and report the liberal freaks out, for great justice. Do your part to keep the US safe! Be an hero, not a zero!

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  Chimps go all out
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  chimpout collection 2
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  another chimp compilation.
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  Ban the freaking GUNS NOW!!!!!!!!11
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  Liberals call for terrorism against america.

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  Niggers celebrate the massacre.
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  Hijacking a highway
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  Based Nigra cop.
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  Furfag vs spic
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  Ann trolling shillary.
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  SOON THE TABLES WILL TURN! Smiley fase
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  Inb4 raped by nigs ;)
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  nigger going cray cray
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  Pol conducts an op against the niggers.
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  more info comes out
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  hipster nigger
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  BBC reporting shit
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  generic nig, being waysis.
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  Somebody set us up the bomb.
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  kek
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  Filthy nig at it again
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  nigger calls for arrest of Joe Walsh
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  liberals sucking cock
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  irony at work
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  Nigger
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  whyte ppl smh
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  Bas being an ass.
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  BLM chimps hard at work
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  RACE WAR NOW
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  FORGIVE NIGRA
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  Instigater
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  Suspect Caught on tape?
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  niggerology
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  Shillary's infamous tweet.
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  sheeeeit
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  CIVIL WAR NOW
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  Nigger summation of american history
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  IRONY KEK
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  liberal faggot BAWWWing
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  Dallas Police Dept :'(
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  Twitter trends
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  Ex military
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  more liberal fags
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  FUCK THE POLICE BITCH!!!1
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  The liberals still cant take the cock out they ass
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  Epic troll at it again
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  liberal infighting
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  Fag takes on the NRA
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  Twitter sucks the SJW's 2 inch cocks.
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  WERE WITH DALLAS!!!1 #oakland

High Score

Loadout

Class Setup
Item	Accessories/Bonus
Primary: AK-74	Variant of the classic AK equipped with a sight 65-80 Damage
Secondary: Glock 19 Gen4	Exact same model of Glock that our beloved used 25-40 Damage
Last Stand Mode: Fraser .25-caliber	Pocket pistol ideal for women to carry in a purse 15-30 Damage
Perk 1: Body Armor	+DEF 25%
Perk 2: Black Power	Double points when killing whities, pigs, and other blacks

Graded Score

Graded Score
Kill count:	5/20 9 injured
Accuracy:	17/20 Niggers know how to use a gun, da fuk? HACKS
Style:	17/20 Straight out of GTA 5, plus enough supplies at home to start a real war
Butthurt:	16/20 Potentially triggers the "L.A. Riots 2.0"
Bonus:	20/20 Immediate 20 point bonus for successfully playing on Nightmare Difficulty
Total Score: 75/100 (C)

FUCK THA POLICE See full ranking

Wanted Level

Wanted Level:

National Guard

Gallery

Live Footage About missing Pics

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  Dallas PD left this up for sixteen hours despite being interviewed at HQ and cleared, resulting in death threats
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  A local cop trolls 8ch with "1488" ID.
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  Nigger logic at work
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  Chimpout Bullets
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  Crisis Actor AD in Craigslist, weeks before the attack. Page was deleted.
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  lulzy 8ch post
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  Dorner is back!
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  One of the shooters Sam Hyde.
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  Dylan Klebold troll.
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  Cops take position.
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  Some autist's pose
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  Black Rambo is Back
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  Round 2?
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  Just a peaceful protest..
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  KILL WHITEY!!!
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  Some nigger whore is happy about it.
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  Nigger Crime Stats
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  MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!

Perpetrators

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  Live footage
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  A rendition of the tragedy
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  The actual perpetrator, according to the left.
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  The perpetrator, contemplating his plan
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  Spotted shortly before, this man was initially reported to have been responsible, but has now been cleared of all charges.
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  Black people, immediately after the shitstorm.
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  tl;dr of what happened
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  The only REAL perpetrator of the shooting spree, according to Liberals, as the nigra dindu nuffin and wer inno sint

See Also

• Chris Dorner
• Cosmo Setepenra
• Sam Hyde
• Chimpout
• DINDUNUFFIN
• Niggers
• Texas
• The South
• Black Lives Matter
• High Score
• Mass Shooting

External Links

• Crisis actors needed - 19 days before the shooting spree, posted in Dallas TX, quickly deleted post-massacre by Craigslist.
• Petition to recognize BLM as a terrorist organization.

Pol/ Threads

• Dallas Thread 6 - 99 bombs edition
• Dallas Thread 4 - NOW UNLOCKED EDITION
• Dallas Thread 5
• BREAKING: OFFICER KILLED AT DALLAS PROTEST

News Articles

• Live execution
• Dailystormer goes apeshit
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