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'''Clay Claymore''' is a [[nigger|ghetto dweller]] and [[internet tough guy]]. He has bad anger issues and doesn't want to make videos about anything other than the cartoon fandom and its bullshit. But to be fair, he's one of the only people who has the balls to criticize assholes like [[TheMysteriousMrEnter]] and [[Nazi|illiniguy34]]. Someone really needs to make an ED article on illiniguy34, because he is a million times worse than MrEnturd and Clay.


Some Enter fanboy recently tried vandalizing this article on Clay Claymore, but it got reverted instantly.
'''Clay Claymore''' is an internet troll known for his many lulzy videos on various [[lolcows]] and [[Donald Trump|owns a brand under his own name]]. Though his icons do show black people, whether or not he is actually a [[nigger]] is [[some argue|debatable]]. He is also a cartoon reviewer on his other channel BruceSnoop but the lolcows that review cartoons do not know this.
 
==His videos==
[[File:Clay Claymore is a Troll.png|thumb|[[Obvious troll is obvious]]]]
Claymore's videos can basically be described as ad hominem attacks on [[redundant|autists in the cartoon community]], which is fine as with proper use from a [[Dramatician|connoisseur of drama]] ad hominem can be funny, but his iMovie text-to-text style of videos renders them unwatchable. Don't you dare criticize or insult him though because when he yammers on and on and on and on about how (insert irrelevant YouTuber here) is the worst person in the history of humankind than that's OK but when somebody says anything negative about HIS videos, then [[unwarranted self-importance| they are ignorant and don't know what they're talking about]].
 
==His other channel==
Clay Claymore talks so such shit about the cartoon community, but what people do not know is that he himself is a cartoon reviewer. The reason why no one has heard of his other channel (Known as buttersnoop) is that no one watches it mainly due to the fact that his channel is a poor man's [[RebelTaxi|PanPizza]].
 
==What makes him butthurt==
*Cartoon fans.
*Anybody who disagrees with him.
*His fans.
*Hating [[He11sing920|Emer Prevost]]
*[[TheMysteriousMrEnter]]
*[[RMG Productions]]
*[[My Little Pony]]
*[[Steven Universe]]
*[[The Loud House]]
*[[Gravity Falls]] (hates it more than Steven Universe and MLP)
*Asking him to show his face.
*Telling him that he doesn’t know shit about fair use.
*Telling him not to rely 100% on ad-hominem attacks.
*[[Professor Kuhtoons|MegaDoopTV]], MacboyReducX, [[TheLittlestJustin]], [[SonofOdin29]], [[ThatKidDouglas]], and Blaze the Movie Fan, five guys who got sick of his shit and decided to respond to him.
*[[Manchild|Shnobbs Man]] (aka Gabriel)
*Gamer Channels.
*Anime (despite liking [[Atlus|Catherine]]).
*Manga.
*People enjoying the things he doesn't like.
*Telling him he has no sex appeal.
*Calling him a sperg.
*Calling him a troll
*[[SaturnDOS]] [[Spam|spamming]] him and his [[Youtube Nobodies|friends]] with [[Gore|gore pics]] and threats.
*Offending his race.
*[[Hypocrisy|Any cartoon reviewer who isn't himself or PanPizza]]
 
==Examples of Clay’s hypocrisy==
Claymore is, even for a troll, a hypocrite. For example he bitches about TheMysteriousMrEnter [[Truth|whining about Teen Titans Go! too much]] yet has made 10 videos on MrEnter, which is way more than the amount of videos Enter has made on TTG.
Enter isn't the worst offender of this though, Clay has made 13 videos on [[03bgood]] and still plans to make more because "It's been awhile since [he's] made one".
 
Like many of the [[shit no one cares about| people in the commentary community]] who obsess over Mr. Enter he bitches about [[truth| Enter taking the shit he talks about way too seriously]] yet treats some boring [[basement dwellers| basement dwelling]] [[internet nobodies| internet nobody]] on YouTube who spergs out over cartoons like he's the fucking antichrist and the worst thing since Adolf Hitler. Seriously if you listen to Clay Claymore or any of his friends talk about MME you'd think Enter raped their mothers and then murdered them before raping them again.
 
==See Also==
*[[Nigger]]
*[[A-Log]]
*[[TheMysteriousMrEnter]]
*[[03bgood]]
*[[He11sing920|Emer Prevost]]
*[[AnimatedJames]]
*[[RMG Productions]]
*[[SaturnDOS]] - His [[Piss|number one]] fanfuck
*[[soulbrothanumbuh3]] - Basically Clay if he had more followers/actual editing software.
*[[Professor Kuhtoons]] - Fellow miserable [[Nigger|nigger]]
*[[Unwarranted Self-Importance]]
*[[Internet tough guy]]
 
==External links==
*{{yt|c|UCNUaZV8G_9ntqql0_lgFkTw|Clay Claymore}}
*{{yt|c|brucesnoop|BruceSnoop}}
*<s>{{twitter|ClayClaymore}}</s> BALETED {{archive|0p45F}}
*<s>{{Twitter|Clayclaymorealt}}</s> BALETED
*{{tumblr|clay-claymore}}
*{{facebook|Clay-Claymore-YouTube-1067735339956826}}
*[https://lolcow.wiki/wiki/Clay_Claymore Lolcow.wiki article]
*<s>[http://ask.fm/Clay_Claymore Ask.fm.]</s> BALETED {{archive|kxKU1}}
*[https://benthelooney.wordpress.com His old Wordpress blog.]
*[https://kiwifarms.is/members/clay-claymore.5581/ His account proves that he may be mixed-race]
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Latest revision as of 08:25, 13 January 2023

   
 
I'm outstanding!
 

 
 

—His signature quote

His shitty GoAnimate-style avatar, complete with a claw of fail.

Clay Claymore is an internet troll known for his many lulzy videos on various lolcows and owns a brand under his own name. Though his icons do show black people, whether or not he is actually a nigger is debatable. He is also a cartoon reviewer on his other channel BruceSnoop but the lolcows that review cartoons do not know this.

His videos

Obvious troll is obvious

Claymore's videos can basically be described as ad hominem attacks on autists in the cartoon community, which is fine as with proper use from a connoisseur of drama ad hominem can be funny, but his iMovie text-to-text style of videos renders them unwatchable. Don't you dare criticize or insult him though because when he yammers on and on and on and on about how (insert irrelevant YouTuber here) is the worst person in the history of humankind than that's OK but when somebody says anything negative about HIS videos, then they are ignorant and don't know what they're talking about.

His other channel

Clay Claymore talks so such shit about the cartoon community, but what people do not know is that he himself is a cartoon reviewer. The reason why no one has heard of his other channel (Known as buttersnoop) is that no one watches it mainly due to the fact that his channel is a poor man's PanPizza.

What makes him butthurt

Examples of Clay’s hypocrisy

Claymore is, even for a troll, a hypocrite. For example he bitches about TheMysteriousMrEnter whining about Teen Titans Go! too much yet has made 10 videos on MrEnter, which is way more than the amount of videos Enter has made on TTG. Enter isn't the worst offender of this though, Clay has made 13 videos on 03bgood and still plans to make more because "It's been awhile since [he's] made one".

Like many of the people in the commentary community who obsess over Mr. Enter he bitches about Enter taking the shit he talks about way too seriously yet treats some boring basement dwelling internet nobody on YouTube who spergs out over cartoons like he's the fucking antichrist and the worst thing since Adolf Hitler. Seriously if you listen to Clay Claymore or any of his friends talk about MME you'd think Enter raped their mothers and then murdered them before raping them again.

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