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''<br>''Not to be confused with [[Suicide]]''.''
''<br>''Not to be confused with [[Suicide]]''.''
<i>See also: [[Mitchell Henderson]]. He was a inspiration.</i>
<i>See also: [[Mitchell Henderson]]. He was an inspiration.</i>
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There comes a time in every man's life when situations spiral out of control and he finds his back against a wall. Maybe somebody [[Mitchell Henderson|stole his iPod]]. Maybe he just [[Chris Benoit|killed his wife and kids]]. Maybe he looked in the mirror and saw a [[You|Fucktard]]. Maybe you can't live with the fact that you're a [[David Carradine|washed-up actor who's addicted to sex with Thai ladyboys]].  Whatever the reason, you can either get up and face the [[butthurt|music]], or you can tell the world and whatever deity you believe in to fuck off. In the latter case, pull out your list of [[final solution]]s and place a check in the [[suicide]] [[boxxy|box]], because [[TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL|tonight, you dine in hell]].
There comes a time in every man's life when situations spiral out of control and he finds his back against an wall. Maybe somebody [[Mitchell Henderson|stole his iPod]]. Maybe he just [[Chris Benoit|killed his wife and kids]]. Maybe he looked in the mirror and saw a [[you|Fucktard]]. Maybe you can't live with the fact that you're a [[David Carradine|washed-up actor who's addicted to sex with Thai ladyboys]].  Whatever the reason, you can either get up and face the [[butthurt|music]], or you can tell the world and whatever deity you believe in to fuck off. In the latter case, pull out your list of [[final solution]]s and place a check in the [[suicide]] [[boxxy|box]], because [[TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL|tonight, you dine in hell]].
Simply [[suicide|pwning oneself]] [[IRL]] is no cause to become '''"''An Hero''"'''. Without exceptions, '''"''An Heroes''"''' are made, not born. You cannot fucking be An Hero, get over it!! When [[everyone|otherwise normal and rational people]] fondly eulogize and honor those that have killed themselves before them, that's when '''"''An Hero''"''' is made. Like it or not, somebody out there probably gives a [[shit]] about Kurt Cobain. Could anyone say the same about you? That's why you'll never amount to anything. You'll never be '''"''An Hero''"'''. Don't let us stop you from trying, though. Having said that, becoming an hero is [[shit]] because you won't get to see the results of your [[suicide|successful endeavors]] (assuming Hell doesn't have a live broadcast of your funeral, you absolute pancake). However, if you do a [[school shooting]] and don't kill yourself, you just might. With a lot of luck. Don't expect not to get raped and murdered in prison, or executed in the electric [[chair]]. There is no half/almost/soon An Hero. Either you blow your brains out and become An Hero or don't, but in your case, please do.


Simply [[suicide|pwning oneself]] [[IRL]] is no cause to become '''"''An Hero''"'''. Without exceptions, '''"''An Heroes''"''' are made, not born. When [[everyone|otherwise normal and rational people]] fondly eulogize and honor those that have killed themselves before them, that's when '''"''An Hero''"''' is made. Like it or not, somebody out there probably gives a [[shit]] about Kurt Cobain. Could anyone say the same about [[you]]? That's why you'll never amount to anything. You'll never be '''"''An Hero''"'''. Don't let us stop you from trying, though. Having said that, becoming an hero is [[shit]] because you won't get to see the results of your [[suicide|successful endeavors]]. However, if you do a [[school shooting]] and don't kill yourself, you just might. With a lot of luck. Don't expect not to get raped and murdered in prison, or executed in the electric [[chair]]. There is no half/almost/soon An Hero. Either you blow your brains out and become An Hero or don't, but in your case, please do.
The phrase "An Hero" dates back to [[2006]], in reference to the prototypical An Hero, [[Mitchell Henderson]], who famously shot himself after losing his iPod. /b/tards jumped on a [[A and an|grammatical error]] made by many of his [[MySpace]] [[hugbox|friends]], and it is now immortalized as the banner under which we mock those courteous enough to [[Darwin Awards|remove themselves from the gene pool]]. Since then, an heroes of all ages have bravely been removing themselves from the gene pool, including '''{{archive|hSfRj|3 year olds}}'''.
 
The phrase "An Hero" dates back to [[2006]], in reference to the prototypical An Hero, [[Mitchell Henderson]], who famously shot himself after losing his iPod. /b/tards jumped on a [[A and an|grammatical error]] made by many of his [[MySpace]] [[hugbox|friends]], and it is now immortalized as the banner under which we mock those courteous enough to [[Darwin Awards|remove themselves from the gene pool]]. Since then, an heroes of all ages have bravely been removing themselves from the gene pool, including [http://www.weau.com/home/headlines/11964366.html 3 year olds].


== You and Your Potential An Hero ==
== You and Your Potential An Hero ==
[[Image:Candyjunkie 2008-11-22 daily news.jpg|thumb|When you become an hero, you make front pages!1]]
[[Image:Candyjunkie 2008-11-22 daily news.jpg|thumb|When you become an hero, you make front pages!1]]
[[Image:Budd Dwyer NES.jpg|thumb|Inspiring an heroes since 1987.]]
[[Image:Budd Dwyer NES.jpg|thumb|Inspiring an heroes since 1987.]]
[[You]] hate life. [[No one likes you|You have no friends]]. Your dad is an [[alcoholic]]. [[Your mom]] is a [[slut]]. School sucks. [[You]] get molested after class. [[You]] couldn't get a Wii two years ago or today. [[You]] lost your iPod, which, by the way, had terrible music on it. You're [[gay]]. [[You]] get [[lulz|bullied]]. [[Noone]] loves [[you]]. Everyone hates [[you]]. [[You]] just lost [[the game]]. [[lie|You've been thinking]] about becoming an hero for a while now, but are [[I'm so confused|not sure]]. [[shit nobody cares about|Will anyone care]]? Have you given the [[military]] a try? Will anyone remember you? No, because you're a [[sick fuck]]. Now you have to get set on changing that.
[[You]] hate life. [[No one likes you|You have no friends]]. Your dad is an [[alcoholic]]. [[Your mom]] is a [[slut]]. School sucks. You get molested after class. You couldn't get a Wii two years ago or today. You lost your iPod, which, by the way, had shitty music on it. You're [[gay]]. You get bullied. No one loves you. Everyone hates you. You just lost [[the game]]. You've been thinking about becoming an hero for a while now, but are not sure. Will anyone care? Have you given the [[military]] a try? Will anyone remember you? No, because you're unimportant and no one would miss you if they even knew who you were. Now you have to get set on changing that.


== IRL usage of ''an Hero'' prior to the 20th century [[faggotry|fagification]] of the [[Engrish]] language ==
===Why you are NOT An Hero===
While "an Hero" is regarded as a grammatical error by modern [[Noam Chomsky|linguists]], [[tl;dr|usage of the quantifier ''an'' before words that started with a morpheme of the pattern ''CV'' that began with an ''h'' in the onset was common usage before the <s>17th</s>20th century]]. {{tinyquote|But thou complying with thy princely wrath, hast shamed an Hero whom themselves the Gods delight to honor|Cowper's translation of Homer, circa 1790. Clearly, this implies that Mitchell Henderson is a time traveler from the 16th century who killed himself over a perceived decline in the English language.}}
[[Image:Morrison.jpg|thumb|right|I'm dying Squirtle]]
*You have lost your Zune.
*You have friends who can spell.
*[[Jolene JRyda|The only people who fell for your faked suicide were juggalos.]]
*You did not kill yourself.
*You are still alive.
*Your eulogy is not posted on <del>[[MySpace]]</del> [[Facebook]]
*You are not Heath Ledger.
*You are not a [[16 year old girl]]
*You haven't finished drafting your suicide note.
*You are not Hammy Havoc.
*You are a Jew.
*You are a [[ginger]].


As h is often unspoken in certain British dialects, the "an" of "an hero" could be phonetically appropriate when speaking cockney:
===Why you ARE An Hero===
{{tinyquote|'E's an 'ero for savin' me mum!}}
[[Image:Kurtcobain.jpg|thumb|right|The worst an hero. Can't you please fucking die a second time?]]
[[Image:Shottieluv.jpg|thumb|right|Thank me later ED]]
*You lost your [[iPod]].
*You [https://appleinsider.com/articles/09/07/21/worker_commits_suicide_after_iphone_prototype_goes_missing_reports.html lost] your [[iPhone]] 4G Prototype.
*You have lost the game.
*[[No one likes you]].
*[[An Wiiro|Your dad would not let you play Wii]].
*The world shall not [[ignore]] your pain any longer..
*You got a ticket for a ride on a [[Heaven's Gate|spaceship behind a comet.]]
*Your girlfriend dumped you.
*Your parents won't let you go see [[My Chemical Romance]].
*[[Rudolph Zurick|Your prison lover left you]].
*You are in an "internet suicide room."
*You got rejected from [[MIT]] or [[Harvard]].
*The [[Codey Porter|sand ninjas]] from ''Naruto'' made you kill yourself in a small sandbox.
*[[L._Ron_Hubbard|You]] overdosed on drugs when trying to create more stories for your [[Scientology|cult]] to believe.
*You get butthurt from people calling you a [[newfag]], when in reality...[[Fail|you are]].
*[[Self injury]] just wasn't enough.
*[[Twilight|Edward Cullen]] won't respond to your emails.
*You're [[Welfare|unemployed]].
*[[Megan Meier|You are in love with Josh Evans]].
*You think the internet is [[real]] life and you're AN HERO because some one who lives 5000 miles away says that your [[YouTube]] video is shit.
*You own a [[MacBook Air]].
*You're a "victim" of sexting.
*[[Your mom]] cancelled your [[World of Warcraft]] account.
*You are distraught that [[Michael Jackson]] died before he had a chance to molest you.
*You haven't had a girlfriend since [[1984]], and haven't gotten laid since [[George Sodini|1990]].
*You enjoy [[Dustin Michaels|choking on both cocks and weed]].
*You are [[Wikipedia:Jeremy Michael Boorda|Admiral Boorda]] and know that you'll never earn that fifth star.
*You are into [[Autoerotic asphyxiation]] and your [[orgasm]] lasted longer than you thought.
*You got falsely banned on a random wiki.
*[[Ricardo Lopez|You simp for Björk]]


'''''A Dictionary of the English Language''''' (1824), defines the word ''heroical'' as something befitting [http://www.google.com/books?id=lqsRAAAAIAAJ&pg=PA348&dq=%22an+hero%22#PPA348,M1 an hero].
===Famous Implements Used to Become An Hero===
[[Image:Wannabeanhero.jpg|thumb|right|No beating around the bush here.]]
[[File:Kill yourself desu.png|thumb|right|[[Some argue]] that anime contains subliminal messages that influence people to become an heroes]]
*[[Guns]]
*[[cutting|Razor blades]]
*[[Mitchell Henderson|A lost Ipod]]
*[[Mr. Hands|Sex with a horse]]
*[[Chris Benoit|Strangulation]]
*[[Criss Angel|Being a witch]]
*<s>[[Kool-aid]]</s> Actually [[fact|it was Grape Flavor-Aid]], Hollywood made it Kool-Aid.
*[[Kurt Cobain|Shotgun Mouthwash]]
*[[Lil_Peep|Drugs]]
*[[The Great Sonic-cide of 2007|Bricks and knives]]
*[[Robert Hawkins|Shooting up malls claiming you'll be famous]]
*[[Jesus|Pissing off the Jews and Romans, then carrying a crucifix up a hill so you can get nailed to it]]
*[[JEWS DID WTC|An American Aeroplane]]
*A circular saw
*[[Amanda Todd|Bleach]]
*Listening to the [[Anti-Lulz|<strike>Jonas</strike> Faggot]] Brothers
*Listening to Miley Cyrus
*[[Doki Doki Literature Club|Rope]]


'''''The Gentleman's Magazine''''' (1787) [http://www.google.com/books?id=ykwDAAAAMAAJ&pg=PA209&dq=%22an+hero%22 uses] an hero like a pro, and also includes many references to [[penis|Johnson]].
==Types Of An Heroes==
 
===The Main Ones (Male And Female)===
== "An Hero" ==
==== "An Hero" ====
[[Image:Nigga_an_hero.PNG|thumb|right|Nigga drank bleach]]
[[Image:Nextanhero.jpg|thumb|left|An Hero coming soon?!]]
[[Image:Lulzycolumbine1.jpg|thumb|left|An heroes to us all!]]
[[Image:Lulzycolumbine1.jpg|thumb|left|An heroes to us all!]]
[[Image:Nextanhero.jpg|thumb|left|An Hero coming soon?!]]
[[Image:YahooAnHero.jpg|thumb|left|[[unfunny|Become an hero!]]]]
[[Image:YahooAnHero.jpg|thumb|left|[[unfunny|Become an hero!]]]]


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It is also an obscure [[fact]] that the song "And the Hero Will Drown" by Story of the Year was originally titled "An Hero Will Drown Himself".
It is also an obscure [[fact]] that the song "And the Hero Will Drown" by Story of the Year was originally titled "An Hero Will Drown Himself".


[[Image:Thích Quảng Đức (1963).jpg|thumb|Greatest an hero of all time.]]
[[File:Thic_quang_duc.jpg|thumb|Greatest an hero of all time.]]


It is a little known fact that the plural of an hero is "one's heroes," its grammar based in [[British]] [[English]]. This will remain a little known fact, [[Noone cares|as nobody gives a fuck]].
It is a little known fact that the plural of an hero is "one's heroes," its grammar based in [[British]] [[English]]. This will remain a little known fact, [[Noone cares|as nobody gives a fuck]].


== "[[An Heroine]]" ==
=====Japanese East Asian Co-Prosperity Sphere An Hero=====
 
Yukio Mishima, Japan's leading Cocksman, achieved the highest score playing seppuku on his [[Nintendo]] Color TV Game. For his achievements, The Japanese Self Defense Forces gave him a high-five and a pat on the back for good measure, but secretly they laughed at him behind his back. Mishima saw a printed [[AIM]] CONVO of their giggling and was transformed into a mighty Showa [[Emo]]fag. He knew that something had to be done immediately, so he went inside and had one of his pretty young men behead him after he disemboweled himself.
 
 
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==== "[[An Heroine]]" ====
[[Image:Sexy an heroine.jpg|thumb|The fakest an [[Whore|heroine]] that ever was.]]
[[Image:Sexy an heroine.jpg|thumb|The fakest an [[Whore|heroine]] that ever was.]]
For most men, before they become "An Hero", they [[suicide|kill themselves]] in order to deliver a final "Fuck You" to the world. Male suicide is [[over 9000]] times more prevalent than female suicide, simply because a man has [[at least 100]] times as much [[Balls|testosterone]] as your average woman, and is usually possessed of a certain degree of mechanical aptitude, which women never are.
For most men, before they become "An Hero", they kill themselves in order to deliver a final "Fuck You" to the world. Male suicide is [[over 9000]] times more prevalent than female suicide, simply because a man has [[at least 100]] times as much testosterone as your average woman, and is usually possessed of a certain degree of mechanical aptitude, which women never are.


Women commit suicide for one of only two reasons. In the lesser case, they've [[death|lost]] someone they [[love]] and can't imagine [[dying alone]]. They decide to do Mother Nature and humanity [[A_Solid|a solid]] by also removing themselves from the gene pool.
Women commit suicide for one of only two reasons. In the lesser case, they've lost someone they love and can't imagine [[dying alone]]. They decide to do Mother Nature and humanity a solid by also removing themselves from the gene pool.


In all other cases, the woman attempts [[suicide]] and fucks up, resulting in her [[fail|accidental death]]. Women are impelled to feign suicide whenever they are beset by despair. [[Attention whore|These women]] believe that people around them will support and comfort them, even if the only person from whom they're in danger is themselves. This is colloquially known as a [[Cutting|"cry for help"]]. It's too bad that [[Lesbian|women]] are what they [[Pussies|eat]] because they use "[[fail|sleeping pills]]" and need to [[trying too hard|try again]]. Maybe if they self-[[headshot]]ted like a [[Adolf Hitler|REEL MAN]], they'd be successful.
In all other cases, the woman attempts [[suicide]] and fucks up, resulting in her accidental death. Women are impelled to feign suicide whenever they are beset by despair. [[Attention whore|These women]] believe that people around them will support and comfort them, even if the only person from whom they're in danger is themselves. This is colloquially known as a "cry for help". They tend to use "sleeping pills" in their attempt and often need to try again. Maybe if they self-headshotted like a real man, they'd be successful.


''See also:'' [[Unrealistic Expectations]] and [[Celebrity|Hollywood Martyr]]. The only female an heroes worth mentioning are [[Megan Meier]], whose suicide produced epic [[BAWWW]] all over the internets, and [[Christine Chubbuck]], a '70s news anchor who shot herself during a live newscast moments after [[did it for the lulz|making a joke]] that she was doing so in accordance with network policy to bring the viewers more [[guro|"blood and guts"]].
''See also:'' [[Unrealistic Expectations]] and [[Celebrity|Hollywood Martyr]]. The only female an heroes worth mentioning are [[Megan Meier]], whose suicide produced epic [[BAWWW]] all over the internets, and [[Christine Chubbuck]], a '70s news anchor who shot herself during a live newscast moments after [[did it for the lulz|making a joke]] that she was doing so in accordance with network policy to bring the viewers more "blood and guts".


===[[JEWS DID WTC|Emos did Hannah Bond]]===
=====[[JEWS DID WTC|Emos did Hannah Bond]]=====


Those who comprise the 'emo scene', specifically [[My Chemical Romance]], were criticized by the coroner at the inquest into the death (by hanging) of a girl from Maidstone, Kent in the [[United Kingdom]] named [[Hannah Bond]].  
Those who comprise the 'emo scene', specifically [[My Chemical Romance]], were criticized by the coroner at the inquest into the death (by hanging) of a girl from Maidstone, Kent in the [[United Kingdom]] named [[Hannah Bond]].  
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Fuck her.
Fuck her.


==Famous Implements Used to Become An Hero==
===An Villain===
[[Image:Wannabeanhero.jpg|thumb|right|No beating around the bush here.]]
[[File:NaomiMisoraAnHero.png|thumb|With the help of a [[Death Note|magic notebook]], this woman became an hero. The an villain who had the same notebook made this happen.]]
Sometimes an heroes need a gentle nudge in the right direction, this is why "an villains" exist. By committing some serious [[IRL]] trolling, you too can drive that wannabe an hero to achieve his/her full potential. Good examples of an villains include [[Gary Oak]] (the Ash you see nowadays is a different one), [[Jesus]] and Bowser. Be warned that even though being an villain is a kind and noble act, many do not see it this way. Many will try to hurt, kill, rape or even troll you (it's like the goatse man getting goatsed). Be sure to always pack some heat and carry a razor blade; an villains can turn into an heroes too.
 
===An Sidekick===
Sometimes a person's motivation for becoming an hero is the very thing that prevents them from doing so; due to [[AIDS|sickness]], [[Christopher Reeve|paralysis]], [[Josef Fritzl|incarceration]] or even mental retardation. In this case they may need to recruit an sidekick to [[Murder|assist]] them in their [[Suicide|endeavour]], usually a close friend, family member, or helpful doctor.
 
===SecondhANd HERO===
[[Copypasta]] from [[TOW]]:
 
[[wikipedia:Anna_Svidersky|Anna Esther Svidersky]] (April 26, 1988 – April 20, 2006) was a [[16-year-old girl|teenager]] who lived in the U.S. city of Vancouver, Washington, and was murdered while working in a [[McDonald's]] restaurant, by schizophrenic sex offender David Barton Sullivan. News of her [[death]] quickly spread worldwide, initially through the [[Internet]] friends site [[MySpace]], where she had a personal page, and then through other [[ED|similar sites]].
 
===An Hero Deluxe===
 
These are just like the inferior version, with one exciting difference: they kill everyone they encounter, and then use their last bullet to clean the slate.
 
====Instructions====


*[[Guns]]
#Having made all other preparations common to regular procedure, proceed to your nearest arms dealer, the more illegal the better.
*[[cutting|Razor blades]]
#Buy whatever you can lay your hands on (bonus points for automatics and/or [[shotgun]]s).
*[[Mitchell Henderson|A lost Ipod]]
#Find an occupied area (bonus points for schools and hospitals; score is doubled if you hate anyone usually found there).
*[[Mr. Hands|Sex with a horse]]
#Kill em' all, baby.
*[[Chris Benoit|Strangulation]]
#Remember: that last shot is for you.
*[[Criss Angel|Being a witch]]
*[[Kool-aid]]
*[[Drugs]]
*[[The Great Sonic-cide of 2007|Bricks and knives]]
*[[Robert Hawkins|Shooting up malls claiming you'll be famous]]
*[[Jesus|Pissing off the Jews and Romans, then carrying a crucifix up a hill so you can get nailed to it]]
*[[JEWS DID WTC|An American Aeroplane]]
*A circular saw
*Listening to the [[Anti-Lulz|<strike>Jonas</strike> Faggot]] Brothers
*Listening to Miley Cyrus


==Why [[you]] are NOT "An Hero" ==
====Notable Instances:====
[[Image:Morrison.jpg|thumb|right|I'm dying Squirtle]]
{{Incompletehero}}
*You have lost your Zune.
*[[Adam Lanza]]
*You have not totaled [[your mom]]'s truck.
*[[Asa Coon]]
*You have friends who can spell.
*[[Munich Massacre|Ali David Sonboly]]
*You did not kill yourself.
*[[Brandon Scott Hole]]
*You are a /[[b]]/fag
*[[Vester Lee "Bryce Williams" Flanagan II|Bryce Williams]]
*You are still alive.
*[[Chris Benoit]]
*Your eulogy is not posted on MySpace.
*[[Chris Harper-Mercer]]
*That's a fucking evoker you fucking [[weeaboo]] [[faggot]].
*[[Cho Seung-Hui]]
*You don't have friends.
*[[Devin Patrick Kelley]]
*You are not Heath Ledger.
*[[Columbine|Dylan Klebold and Eric Harris]]
*You take prescription meds that make you [[Dick Cheney|batshit crazy]]
*[[Elliot Rodger]]
*You are not a [[16 year old girl]]
*[[Éric Borel]]
*You haven't finished drafting your suicide note.
*[[Campinas Cathedral Shooting|Euler Fernando Grandolpho]]
*You are not [[at least 100 years ago]].
*[[Zug Massacre|Friedrich Leibacher]]
*You enjoy [[Funnelgirl|eating shit]].
*[[Luby's massacre|George Hennard]]
*You did not read/write [[The Game]].
*[[George Sodini]]
*You are not Hammy Havoc.
*[[Gian Luigi Ferri]]
*You are not in Hordasken.
*[[Suzano School Shooting|Guilherme Taucci Monteiro and Luiz Henrique de Castro]]
*You are friends with Puls3.
*[[Jake Davison]]
*You are exshadowxcelerated.
*[[Jaylen Fryberg]]
*You are a [http://www.documentingreality.com/forum/attachments/f149/138932d1268706236-blue-waffle-infection-really-gross-bw.jpg Jew].
*[[Jeff Weise]]
*[[Kimveer Gill]]
*[[Marc Lepine]]
*[[Nghtmrchld26|Matthew Murray]]
*[[Michael Kenneth McLendon]]
*[[Michael Ryan]]
*[[Mutsuo Toi]]
*[[Nasim Aghdam]]
*[[Nathan Gale]]
*[[Pulse Nightclub Massacre|Omar Mateen]]
*[[Pekka-Eric Auvinen]]
*[[Randy Robert Stair]]
*[[Rina Palenkova]]
*[[Robert Card]]
*[[Robert Hawkins]]
*[[Robert Steinhäuser]]
*[[Ronnie McNutt]]
*[[Santino William Legan]]
*[[Sayfullo Saipov]]
*[[Sebastian Bosse]]
*[[Shuaiby|Shuaiby Aslam]]
*[[Stephen Kazmierczak]]
*[[Stephen Paddock]]
*[[Thomas Watt Hamilton]]
*[[Tim Kretschmer]]
*[[Tobias Rathjen]]
*[[Verne Troyer]]
*[[Vladislav Roslyakov]]
*[[William Atchison]]
*[[Woo Bum-kon]]


==Reasons You Are An Hero==
=== IRL usage of ''an Hero'' prior to the 20th century [[faggotry|fagification]] of the [[Engrish]] language ===
[[Image:Ian_Curtis_of_Joy_Division.jpg|thumb|right|The worst an hero. Can't you please fucking die a second time?]]
While "an Hero" is regarded as a grammatical error by modern [[Noam Chomsky|linguists]], [[tl;dr|usage of the quantifier ''an'' before words that started with a morpheme of the pattern ''CV'' that began with an ''h'' in the onset was common usage before the <s>17th</s>20th century]]. {{tinyquote|But thou complying with thy princely wrath, hast shamed an Hero whom themselves the Gods delight to honor|Cowper's translation of Homer, circa 1790. Clearly, this implies that Mitchell Henderson is a time traveler from the 16th century who killed himself over a perceived decline in the English language.}}
[[Image:Shottieluv.jpg|thumb|right|Thank me later ED]]
* [[You]] lost your [[iPod]].
* [[You]] [http://www.appleinsider.com/articles/09/07/21/worker_commits_suicide_after_iphone_prototype_goes_missing_reports.html lost] your [[iPhone|Ipod]] [[Fail|4G Prototype]]
* [[You]] have lost the [[game]]... [[Orly?|Retry?]]
* [[No one likes you]].
* [[An Wiiro|Your dad would not let you play Wii]].
* The world will not [[ignore]] your pain any longer..
* [[Heaven's Gate|You got a ride on a spaceship behind a comet.]]
* You're Lanzer.
* [[I'M PRESSIN CHARGES|Your girlfriend dumped you]].
* Your parents won't let you go see [[My Chemical Romance]].
* [[Rudolph Zurick|Your prison lover left you]].
* You are in an "internet suicide room."
* You got rejected from [[MIT]] or [[Harvard]].
* [[Codey Porter|The sand ninjas from ''Naruto'' made you kill yourself in a small sandbox]].
* [[L._Ron_Hubbard|You]] overdosed on drugs when trying to create more stories for your [[Scientology|cult]] to believe.
* You get butthurt from people calling you a [[newfag]], when in reality...[[Fail|you are]].
* [[Self injury]] just wasn't enough.
* You are Hammy Havoc.
* You are in Hordasken.
* You are [[Twilight|Edward Cullen]].
* You have a friend who wants to [[Headshot|kill you]].
* You're [[Welfare|unemployed]].
* [[Megan Meier|You are in love with Josh Evans]].
* Your crush won't disable comment voting on a YouTube video.
* You think the internet is [[real]] life and you're AN HERO because some one who lives 5000 miles away says that your [[YouTube]] video is shit.
* You own a [[MacBook Air]].
* You're a "victim" of sexting.
* [[Your mom]] canceled your [[World of Warcraft]] account.
* [[Michael Jackson]] died.
* You can't play Titan Quest.
* You haven't had a girlfriend since [[1984]], and haven't gotten laid since [[George Sodini|1990]].
* You enjoy [[Dustin Michaels|choking on both cocks and weed]].
* You are [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeremy_Michael_Boorda Admiral Boorda] and know that you'll never earn that fifth star.


==An hero Day==
As h is often unspoken in certain British dialects, the "an" of "an hero" could be phonetically appropriate when speaking cockney:
[[Image:Mickey-suicide.jpg|thumb|right|an hero day]]
{{tinyquote|'E's an 'ero for savin' me mum!}}
*On '''April 20, 571''' AD, Mohammed was born
*On April 20th, [[At least 100 years ago|1889]] [[Adolf Hitler]] was born. After causing [[Holocaust|lulz]], he became an hero.
*On April 20th, [[World War II|1945]] - [[military|The US Military]] captured Leipzig, Germany. Leipzig's mayor [[suicide|killed himself, becoming an hero]], but not before he [[Chris Benoit|killed]] his wife and child [[I_DID_IT_FOR_THE_LULZ|for the lulz]], making him pretty awesome; otherwise [[Shit nobody cares about|nobody would give a shit]] about him.
*On April 20th, 1999, [[columbine|two kids]] named Eric and Dylan decided to [[cool|shoot up their school]] [[I_DID_IT_FOR_THE_LULZ|for the lulz]]. After killing 13 people, they became an heroes.
*On April 20th, [[2006]], [[Mitchell Henderson]] was having a bad day, and he couldn't find his [[iPod]]. He finally couldn't take it anymore, and so he became [[suicide|an hero]].
*On April 20th, [[2007]] [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Johnson_Space_Center_Shooting a man raided mission control] in [[Houston]] and shot a hostage before shooting himself. Houston, we have an hero.
*On April 20th, 2007, [[Ben Vodden]] hung himself because his bus driver called him a [[fap|wank]].
*On April 20, [[2010]], an [[oil]] rig off the Gulf Coast [[Deepwater Horizon|was blown up]] by [[islam|muslims]]. Stoners all over the world didn't notice.
*An hero day is also '''4/20''', count on many stoners tripping balls as you end yourself


==An Villain==
'''''A Dictionary of the English Language''''' (1824), defines the word ''heroical'' as something befitting [https://books.google.com/books?id=lqsRAAAAIAAJ&pg=PA348&dq=%22an+hero%22#v=onepage&q=%22an%20hero%22&f=false an hero].
[[File:NaomiMisoraAnHero.png|thumb|With the help of a [[Death Note|magic notebook]], this woman became an hero. The an villain who had the same notebook made this happen.]]
Sometimes an heroes need a gentle nudge in the right direction, this is why "an villains" exist. By committing some serious [[IRL]] trolling, you too can drive that wannabe an hero to achieve his/her full potential. Good examples of an villains include [[Gary Oak]] (the Ash you see nowadays is a different one, [[srsly]]), [[Jesus]] and Bowser. Be warned that even though being an villain is a kind and noble act, many do not see it this way. Many will try to hurt, kill, rape or even troll you (it's like the goatse man getting goatsed). Be sure to always pack some heat and carry a razor blade; an villains can turn into an heroes too.


==An Sidekick==
'''''The Gentleman's Magazine''''' (1787) [https://books.google.com/books?id=ykwDAAAAMAAJ&pg=PA209&dq=%22an+hero%22#v=onepage&q=%22an%20hero%22&f=false uses] an hero like a pro, and also includes many references to [[penis|Johnson]].
Sometimes a person's motivation for becoming an hero is the very thing that prevents them from doing so; due to [[AIDS|sickness]], [[Christopher Reeve|paralysis]], [[Josef Fritzl|incarceration]] or even [[Stephen Hawking|mental retardation]]. In this case they may need to recruit an sidekick to [[Murder|assist]] them in their [[Suicide|endeavour]], usually a close [[Friends list|friend]], [[Daddy|family member]], or [[Troll|helpful doctor]].


==SecondhANd HERO==
==Honoring An Heroes==
[[Copypasta]] from [[TOW]]:
===An hero Day===
[[Image:Mickey-suicide.jpg|thumb|right|an hero day]]
*On '''April 20, 571''' AD, Mohammed was born. For centuries to come, countless [[Islam|Muslims]] would honor their prophet by becoming an heroes.
*On April 20th, [[At least 100 years ago|1889]], [[Adolf Hitler]] was born. After causing [[Holocaust|lulz]], he became an hero.
*On April 20th, [[World War II|1945]] - [[military|The US Military]] captured Leipzig, Germany. Leipzig's mayor killed himself, becoming an hero, but not before he killed his wife and child for the lulz, making him pretty awesome; otherwise nobody would give a shit about him.
*On April 20th, 1998, A German-Iranian kid was born with the name of [[Ali Sonboly]]. In 2016, he would cause his own lulzfest in Munich.
*On April 20th, 1999, [[Columbine|two heroes]] named Eric and Dylan decided to shoot up their school for the lulz. After killing 13 people, they became an heroes.
*On April 20th, [[2006]], [[Mitchell Henderson]] was having a bad day, and he couldn't find his [[iPod]]. He finally couldn't take it anymore, and so he became an hero.
*On April 20th, [[2007]], [[wikipedia:Johnson_Space_Center_Shooting|a man raided mission control]] in [[Houston]] and shot a hostage before shooting himself. Houston, we have an hero.
*On April 20th, 2007, [[Ben Vodden]] hanged himself because his bus driver called him a wank.
*On April 20th, [[2010]], an [[oil]] rig off the Gulf Coast called [[Deepwater Horizon]] was blown up by [[Islam|Muslims]]. Stoners all over the world didn't notice.
*An hero day is also '''[[Weed|4/20]]''', count on many stoners tripping balls as you end yourself


[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anna_Svidersky Anna Esther Svidersky] (April 26, 1988 – April 20, 2006) was a [[16_year_old_girl|teenager]] who lived in the [[canada|U.S.]] city of Vancouver, Washington, and was [[pwn|murdered]] while working in a [[McDonald's]] restaurant, by schizophrenic sex offender David Barton Sullivan. [[fox|News]] of her [[death]] quickly spread worldwide, initially through the [[Internet]] friends site [[MySpace]], where she had a [[attention_whore|personal page]], and then through other [[ED|similar sites]].
===[[Asperger's Syndrome|Songs]]===


== Hero Anthem ==
==== Hero Anthem ====
[[Image:Lemmingsbecominganheroes.jpg|thumb|right|[[The An Heroes of Bridgend|Teenagers in a small town in south Wales becoming an heroes]] [http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/this-britain/bridgend-deaths-police-warn-of-bebo-internet-suicide-cult-774532.html simultaneously].]]
[[Image:Lemmingsbecominganheroes.jpg|thumb|right|[[The An Heroes of Bridgend|Teenagers in a small town in south Wales becoming an heroes]] [https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/bridgend-deaths-police-warn-of-bebo-internet-suicide-cult-774532.html simultaneously].]]


:''Where have all the good parents gone?''
:''Where have all the good parents gone?''
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:''Late at night I toss and I turn and I dream of what I'll be''
:''Late at night I toss and I turn and I dream of what I'll be''


 
:'''''(Chorus)'''''
:'''(Chorus)'''
:''I'll be An Hero''
:''I'll be an hero''
:''I'm becoming An Hero at the end of the night''
:''I'm becoming an hero at the end of the week''
:''I just killed two cops''
:''I just killed two cops''
:''And I'm gonna be dead''
:''And I'm gonna be dead''
:''And I'm gonna be fresh from the morgue''
:''And I'm gonna be fresh from the morgue''


:''I'll be an hero''
:''I'll be An Hero''
:''I'll be discovered by Mom in the morning light''
:''I'll be discovered by Mom in the morning light''
:''I had a bad day''
:''I had a bad day''
:''And I was called gay''
:''And I was called gay''
:''And now I'm larger than life''
:''And now I'm gonna be larger than life''
 
:''I’ll be An Hero''
 
:''Somewhere after midnight''
:''In my depressing LiveJournals''
:''Somewhere, just beyond my reach''
:''There's a noose in reach of me''
 
:''Racing to the bathtub''
:''And cutting both my wrists''
:''It's gonna take a headshot to sweep me off my feet, yeah''
 
:'''''(Repeat Chorus)'''''


:''Now I'm an hero.''
:''Down where the grave meet the Hells below''
:''Out where the trolls splits MySpace''
:''I swear everyone says [[DO IT FAGGOT]] to me''
:''Through the wind and the chill and the rain''
:''As I drink all the bleach''
:''I can feel its approach like a fire in my throat''


== An Heroes Song ==
:'''''(Repeat Chorus)'''''
:''I’ll be An Hero''
:''I'm becoming An Hero at the end of the night''
:''I just killed two cops''
:''And I’m gonna be dead''
:''And I’m gonna be fresh from the morgue''
 
:''I’ll be An Hero''
:''I'll be discovered by Mom in the morning light''
:''I had a bad day''
:''And I was called gay''
:''And now I’m gonna be larger than life''
 
:''Now I’m An Hero.''
 
==== An Heroes Song ====


[[Image:Scorpio.png|thumb|right|Scorpios were born to An Hero.]]
[[Image:Scorpio.png|thumb|right|Scorpios were born to An Hero.]]
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''Oh, on 'An Hero Day'''
''Oh, on 'An Hero Day'''


== NotAnotherAnthem ==
==== NotAnotherAnthem ====


''I promised him I wouldn't be reckless. I promised him I'd be okay...I love him....tell him I love him. And tell him to not be so upset about me...I don't want him to dwell on what could have been. I don't want to ruin his life.''
''I promised him I wouldn't be reckless. I promised him I'd be okay...I love him....tell him I love him. And tell him to not be so upset about me...I don't want him to dwell on what could have been. I don't want to ruin his life.''


==The [[fact|Official]] An Hero Song==
====The [[fact|Official]] An Hero Song====
 
<br>
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<br>


==The "An Hero" Paradox==
==The "An Hero" Paradox==
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Scientists resolved the problem by confirming that anyone who owns an [[iPod]] should become an hero immediately due to the intense [[fail]] of [[iPod]]s. The only problem with this is that only [[emo]] [[faggots]] use [[iPod]]s. And [[you]] should know that emos never kill themselves (sadly).
Scientists resolved the problem by confirming that anyone who owns an [[iPod]] should become an hero immediately due to the intense [[fail]] of [[iPod]]s. The only problem with this is that only [[emo]] [[faggots]] use [[iPod]]s. And [[you]] should know that emos never kill themselves (sadly).


==Japanese East Asian Co-Prosperity Sphere An Hero==
==Videos==
===Video tutorials on how and how not to an hero===
<br>
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<br>
=== GLORIOUS NUCLEAR SUICIDE ===
<br>
<center>{{frame|<youtube>wcW_Ygs6hm0</youtube>
<center>'''Of all the ways to become an hero, this is the best by far'''}}</center>
<br>
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=== An YouTube Heroes ===
<center>{{frame|<dailymotion>x6haj3a</dailymotion>
<center>[[Nasim Aghdam|'''How JewTube is making people become An Hero''']]}}</center>
-->


Yukio Mishima, Japan's leading [[Faggot|Cocksman]], achieved the highest score playing seppuku on his [[Nintendo]] Color TV Game. For his achievements, The Japanese Self Defense Forces gave him a high-five and a pat on the back for good measure, but secretly they laughed at him behind his back. Mishima saw a printed [[AIM]] CONVO of their giggling and was transformed into a mighty Showa [[Emo]]fag. He knew that something had to be done immediately, so he went inside and had one of his pretty young men behead him after he disemboweled himself.
==Gallery Of An Heroism==
 
{{Incompletehero}}
<center>{{fv|anhero1vids|background-color: black;|font-weight: bold;|<youtube>QrTxNFcmMyE</youtube>|<youtube>IasOkulcDQk</youtube>}}</center>
{{cg|Gallery|anherogallery|center|<gallery perrow="5">
 
== ''The Happening'' ==
[[Shit nobody cares about|In this movie, an unknown source releases a chemical that causes]] entire populations of [[retards|people]] to [[Suicide|self-pwn]] and become an heroes. As a matter of fact, the only people in the movie who do not become an heroes are the main characters, as if this wasn't a drawn-out horror movie [[meme|cliché]]. [[TL;DR|As the movie does not explain the cause, watching it is a huge waste of time for anybody]].
 
[[faggotry|Actually, the 'unknown source' was a bunch of freaking trees. Angry, vengeful trees. Never before in a movie have there been so many stock shots of wind blowing ominously through foliage, and never before have so many enviro-Nazis simultaneously wet themselves.]]
 
==Video tutorials on how and how not to an hero==
<center>{{fv|hero2vids|background-color: black;|font-weight: bold;|<video type="dailymotion" id="x3qtvz_alternate-happy-days-tv-intro_fun" width="540" height="406" desc="(Alternate) Happy Days TV Intro" frame="true" position="center"/>
|<youtube>oyV3VD3pBiU</youtube>|<youtube>ErOHLMmaZ3Y</youtube>}}</center>
 
 
== GLORIOUS NUCLEAR SUICIDE ==
<center>
Of all the ways to become an hero, this is the best by far:
<youtube>wcW_Ygs6hm0</youtube>
</center>
 
 
==An Heros==
{{cg|Gallery of An Heroism|anherogallery|center|<gallery>
Image:Mitchellhenderson.jpg|[[Mitchell Henderson]]
Image:Mitchellhenderson.jpg|[[Mitchell Henderson]]
Image:Moreselfpwnagepls.gif|[[Budd Dwyer]]
Image:Moreselfpwnagepls.gif|[[Budd Dwyer]]
Image:Robin-williams-suicide.png|[[Robin Williams|Even millionaires seek attention sometimes]].
Image:Jailsuicide.gif
Image:Jailsuicide.gif
Image:Anhero3.gif|[[Ricardo Lopez|A tribute to]] [[Tranny|Bjork]].
Image:Anhero3.gif|[[Ricardo Lopez|A tribute to]] [[Tranny|Bjork]].
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
File:SamHengel.jpg|[[Sam Hengel|Good example of Troll's Remorse]].
File:SamHengel.jpg|[[Sam Hengel|Good example of Troll's Remorse]].
File:ItsBetterThisWay.gif
Image:an_other_slowly_hero.jpeg
Image:an_other_slowly_hero.jpeg
Image:Anhero-animu-motivational.png| [[Animu]] [[An Hero]]
File:Hero.gif
Image:Derren Brown Russian Roulette gLk7AR.jpg | Brit fag in the middle of An Heroing
Image:Derren Brown Russian Roulette gLk7AR.jpg | Brit fag in the middle of An Heroing
Image:Anhero-animu-motivational.png| [[Animu]] [[An Hero]]
</gallery>|<gallery>
Image:Emile_Henry_1872-1894.jpg|Vintage 19th Century French An Hero.
Image:Emile_Henry_1872-1894.jpg|Vintage 19th Century French An Hero.
Image:HaroMerge.jpg
Image:HaroMerge.jpg
Image:Anherologs.png|[[Bureaucratic fuck]]s on an hero.
Image:Anherologs.png|[[Bureaucratic fuck]]s on an hero.
Image:an_hero_emo_Hardcore.gif|Typical an hero wallpaper.
Image:an_hero_emo_Hardcore.gif|Typical an hero wallpaper.
Image:DawnOfTheBlackHearts.jpg|[[Black Metal|Per "Dead" Ohlin of Mayhem]].
Image:Anherodiver.PNG|Yahoo!
Image:Anherodiver.PNG|Yahoo!
Image:An_heroes_1.png
Image:An_heroes_1.png
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Image:Stupid nigger.gif|black person have difficulty becoming an hero.
Image:Stupid nigger.gif|black person have difficulty becoming an hero.
File:An bundy.jpg|Bundy approved
File:An bundy.jpg|Bundy approved
Image:An hero banner.png|Need an explanation?
File:Becumanhurro.jpg|Do what the big man says.
Image:Anheronerd.jpg
File:Baby an hero.jpg|It's never too early to start.
File:4chan pilleating cracker.jpg|OP pulls off a [[ripper]]/[[CandyJunkie]]
File:OP is dead.jpg|I accidently the entire bottle,is this bad?
File:IMHOMERSIMP.png|[[The Simpsons|Well, I don't need safety gloves, BECAUSE I'M HOMER SIMP-]]
File:Kaboom.gif
File:An_hero.jpg
File:An_hero2.jpg
File:An_hero_is_born.jpg
File:An_hero_is_kaeliah.gif
File:An_hero_vs_an_aspie.png
File:An_heronie.jpg
File:Swayzak2.jpg|Swayzak, a rare case when the an hero is obscure CGI.
File:Kermit-falling.gif|Even [[Muppets|Kermit The Frog]] can become an hero!
 
</gallery>}}
</gallery>}}
==An Hero version 2.0==
These are just like an hero v1.0, with one exciting difference: they kill everyone they encounter, then use their last bullet to clean the slate.
===Instructions===
How to become or upgrade to version 2.0?
#Having made all other preparations common to v1.0 procedure, proceed to your nearest arms dealer ([[amirite|the more illegal the better]]).
#Buy [[Masturbation|whatever you can lay your hands on]] (bonus points for automatics and/or [[shotgun]]s).
#Find an occupied area (bonus points for schools and hospitals; score is doubled if you hate anyone usually found there).
#[[Delete fucking everything|Kill em' all, baby]].
#Remember: [[Headshot|that last shot]] is for [[you]].
#[[Islam|70 sluts and 2 virgins.]] [[FUCK YEAH SEAKING|(Aww yeah)]].
===Notable An Heroes Version 2.0:===
*[[Chris Benoit]]


==See Also==
==See Also==
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*[[An hero day]]
*[[An hero day]]
*[[Bullying]]
*[[Bullying]]
*[[Coffin]]
*[[Final solution]]
*[[Final solution]]
*[[Suicide]]
*[[Golden iPod]]
*[[Robert Seman]]
*[[League of an Heroes]]
*[[Lil Peep]]
*[[Kate Spade]]
*[[Mia Janin]]
*[[Mitchell Heisman]]
*[[Mitchell Heisman]]
*[[OldDirtyBtard]]
*[[OldDirtyBtard]]
*[[Ricky Rodriguez]]
*[[Stiletto Null]]
*[[Suicide]]
*[[Suicidal Failure]]
*[[The An Heroes of Bridgend]]
*[[The Choking Game]]
*[[Tiziana_Cantone|Tiziana Cantone]]
*[[Rorochan]]
*[[My Hero Academia]]
*[[Swayzak]]
Or you could just look at the template down below.
Or you could just look at the template down below.


==Links==
 
*[http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/The_An_Heroes_of_Bridgend The An Heroes of Bridgend]
'''The Happening'''
*[http://www.onlinenigeria.com/articles/ad.asp?blurb=478 TAIWO AKINKUNMI - AN HERO WITHOUT HONOR]
 
*[http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/7234115.stm Bridgend], where Heroes go to copy the [[Internets]].<br>
In this movie, an unknown source releases a chemical that causes entire populations of people to kill themselves and become an heroes. As a matter of fact, the only people in the movie who do not become an heroes are the main characters, as if this wasn't a drawn-out horror movie [[meme|cliché]]. As the movie does not explain much about it's own plot in the end and watching it is a huge waste of time for anybody.
*[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frustration The cause of an heroism on TOW]
 
*[http://www.geocities.com/murderemos A list of An Heros and Attempted Heros]
Actually, the 'unknown source' was a bunch of [[LOL WUT|fucking plants]]. Angry, vengeful plants. Never before in a movie have there been so many stock shots of wind blowing ominously through foliage, and never before have so many enviro-Nazis simultaneously wet themselves.
*[http://www.uberreview.com/2008/09/indian-teen-commits-suicide-over-lhc-fears.htm LHC an hero!]
 
*[http://mitchellanhenderson.ytmnd.com]
==External Links==
*{{wayback|http://stupidteencrimes.com/|20100426021745|title=Stupid Teen Crimes}}
*'''{{archive|gPAQC|TAIWO AKINKUNMI - AN HERO WITHOUT HONOR}}'''
*[http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/wales/7234115.stm Bridgend], where Heroes go to copy the [[Internets]].<br>
*[[wikipedia:Frustration|The cause of an heroism on TOW]]
*'''{{archive|1PWKb|A list of An Heros and Attempted Heros}}'''
*'''{{archive|2YgDf|LHC an hero!}}'''
*{{wayback|http://mitchellanhenderson.ytmnd.com/|20100210092714}}
*[http://www.depressed.net/suicide/]
*[http://www.depressed.net/suicide/]
*[http://au.news.yahoo.com/a/-/mp/5743721/worker-commits-suicide-over-misplaced-iphone/ Worker commits suicide over misplaced iPhone]
*[https://au.news.yahoo.com/worker-commits-suicide-over-misplaced-iphone-5743721.html Worker commits suicide over misplaced iPhone]
*[http://apexnewsnetwork.com/26968/stanley-neace-a-kentucky-man-shoots-kills-five-over-wife%E2%80%99s-botched-breakfast/ Some redneck kills wife, four others and self over EGGS.]
*'''{{archive|Bu67O|Man commits suicide after losing free buffet for life at casino.}}'''
*[http://www.darwinawards.com/ Big collection of heroes who did it for the lulz.]
*'''{{archive|B29ln|Some redneck kills wife, four others and self over EGGS.}}'''
*[https://darwinawards.com/ Big collection of heroes who did it for the lulz.]
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Not to be confused with Suicide. See also: Mitchell Henderson. He was an inspiration.

There comes a time in every man's life when situations spiral out of control and he finds his back against an wall. Maybe somebody stole his iPod. Maybe he just killed his wife and kids. Maybe he looked in the mirror and saw a Fucktard. Maybe you can't live with the fact that you're a washed-up actor who's addicted to sex with Thai ladyboys. Whatever the reason, you can either get up and face the music, or you can tell the world and whatever deity you believe in to fuck off. In the latter case, pull out your list of final solutions and place a check in the suicide box, because tonight, you dine in hell. Simply pwning oneself IRL is no cause to become "An Hero". Without exceptions, "An Heroes" are made, not born. You cannot fucking be An Hero, get over it!! When otherwise normal and rational people fondly eulogize and honor those that have killed themselves before them, that's when "An Hero" is made. Like it or not, somebody out there probably gives a shit about Kurt Cobain. Could anyone say the same about you? That's why you'll never amount to anything. You'll never be "An Hero". Don't let us stop you from trying, though. Having said that, becoming an hero is shit because you won't get to see the results of your successful endeavors (assuming Hell doesn't have a live broadcast of your funeral, you absolute pancake). However, if you do a school shooting and don't kill yourself, you just might. With a lot of luck. Don't expect not to get raped and murdered in prison, or executed in the electric chair. There is no half/almost/soon An Hero. Either you blow your brains out and become An Hero or don't, but in your case, please do.

The phrase "An Hero" dates back to 2006, in reference to the prototypical An Hero, Mitchell Henderson, who famously shot himself after losing his iPod. /b/tards jumped on a grammatical error made by many of his MySpace friends, and it is now immortalized as the banner under which we mock those courteous enough to remove themselves from the gene pool. Since then, an heroes of all ages have bravely been removing themselves from the gene pool, including 3 year olds.

You and Your Potential An Hero

When you become an hero, you make front pages!1
Inspiring an heroes since 1987.

You hate life. You have no friends. Your dad is an alcoholic. Your mom is a slut. School sucks. You get molested after class. You couldn't get a Wii two years ago or today. You lost your iPod, which, by the way, had shitty music on it. You're gay. You get bullied. No one loves you. Everyone hates you. You just lost the game. You've been thinking about becoming an hero for a while now, but are not sure. Will anyone care? Have you given the military a try? Will anyone remember you? No, because you're unimportant and no one would miss you if they even knew who you were. Now you have to get set on changing that.

Why you are NOT An Hero

I'm dying Squirtle

Why you ARE An Hero

The worst an hero. Can't you please fucking die a second time?
Thank me later ED

Famous Implements Used to Become An Hero

No beating around the bush here.
Some argue that anime contains subliminal messages that influence people to become an heroes

Types Of An Heroes

The Main Ones (Male And Female)

"An Hero"

Nigga drank bleach
An Hero coming soon?!
An heroes to us all!
Become an hero!
   
 
I'm not a boy, I'm just an hero, I'm not a man, I'm an hero.
 

 
 

Gerard Way of My Chemical Bromance

In spite of the obvious similarities, "an Hero" should not be confused with "a Negro" or "a Necro".

It is also an obscure fact that the song "And the Hero Will Drown" by Story of the Year was originally titled "An Hero Will Drown Himself".

Greatest an hero of all time.

It is a little known fact that the plural of an hero is "one's heroes," its grammar based in British English. This will remain a little known fact, as nobody gives a fuck.

Japanese East Asian Co-Prosperity Sphere An Hero

Yukio Mishima, Japan's leading Cocksman, achieved the highest score playing seppuku on his Nintendo Color TV Game. For his achievements, The Japanese Self Defense Forces gave him a high-five and a pat on the back for good measure, but secretly they laughed at him behind his back. Mishima saw a printed AIM CONVO of their giggling and was transformed into a mighty Showa Emofag. He knew that something had to be done immediately, so he went inside and had one of his pretty young men behead him after he disemboweled himself.


"An Heroine"

The fakest an heroine that ever was.

For most men, before they become "An Hero", they kill themselves in order to deliver a final "Fuck You" to the world. Male suicide is over 9000 times more prevalent than female suicide, simply because a man has at least 100 times as much testosterone as your average woman, and is usually possessed of a certain degree of mechanical aptitude, which women never are.

Women commit suicide for one of only two reasons. In the lesser case, they've lost someone they love and can't imagine dying alone. They decide to do Mother Nature and humanity a solid by also removing themselves from the gene pool.

In all other cases, the woman attempts suicide and fucks up, resulting in her accidental death. Women are impelled to feign suicide whenever they are beset by despair. These women believe that people around them will support and comfort them, even if the only person from whom they're in danger is themselves. This is colloquially known as a "cry for help". They tend to use "sleeping pills" in their attempt and often need to try again. Maybe if they self-headshotted like a real man, they'd be successful.

See also: Unrealistic Expectations and Hollywood Martyr. The only female an heroes worth mentioning are Megan Meier, whose suicide produced epic BAWWW all over the internets, and Christine Chubbuck, a '70s news anchor who shot herself during a live newscast moments after making a joke that she was doing so in accordance with network policy to bring the viewers more "blood and guts".

Emos did Hannah Bond

Those who comprise the 'emo scene', specifically My Chemical Romance, were criticized by the coroner at the inquest into the death (by hanging) of a girl from Maidstone, Kent in the United Kingdom named Hannah Bond.

Fuck her.

An Villain

With the help of a magic notebook, this woman became an hero. The an villain who had the same notebook made this happen.

Sometimes an heroes need a gentle nudge in the right direction, this is why "an villains" exist. By committing some serious IRL trolling, you too can drive that wannabe an hero to achieve his/her full potential. Good examples of an villains include Gary Oak (the Ash you see nowadays is a different one), Jesus and Bowser. Be warned that even though being an villain is a kind and noble act, many do not see it this way. Many will try to hurt, kill, rape or even troll you (it's like the goatse man getting goatsed). Be sure to always pack some heat and carry a razor blade; an villains can turn into an heroes too.

An Sidekick

Sometimes a person's motivation for becoming an hero is the very thing that prevents them from doing so; due to sickness, paralysis, incarceration or even mental retardation. In this case they may need to recruit an sidekick to assist them in their endeavour, usually a close friend, family member, or helpful doctor.

SecondhANd HERO

Copypasta from TOW:

Anna Esther Svidersky (April 26, 1988 – April 20, 2006) was a teenager who lived in the U.S. city of Vancouver, Washington, and was murdered while working in a McDonald's restaurant, by schizophrenic sex offender David Barton Sullivan. News of her death quickly spread worldwide, initially through the Internet friends site MySpace, where she had a personal page, and then through other similar sites.

An Hero Deluxe

These are just like the inferior version, with one exciting difference: they kill everyone they encounter, and then use their last bullet to clean the slate.

Instructions

  1. Having made all other preparations common to regular procedure, proceed to your nearest arms dealer, the more illegal the better.
  2. Buy whatever you can lay your hands on (bonus points for automatics and/or shotguns).
  3. Find an occupied area (bonus points for schools and hospitals; score is doubled if you hate anyone usually found there).
  4. Kill em' all, baby.
  5. Remember: that last shot is for you.

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IRL usage of an Hero prior to the 20th century fagification of the Engrish language

While "an Hero" is regarded as a grammatical error by modern linguists, usage of the quantifier an before words that started with a morpheme of the pattern CV that began with an h in the onset was common usage before the 17th20th century.

 
 
But thou complying with thy princely wrath, hast shamed an Hero whom themselves the Gods delight to honor
 

 

—Cowper's translation of Homer, circa 1790. Clearly, this implies that Mitchell Henderson is a time traveler from the 16th century who killed himself over a perceived decline in the English language.


As h is often unspoken in certain British dialects, the "an" of "an hero" could be phonetically appropriate when speaking cockney:

 
 
'E's an 'ero for savin' me mum!
 

 


A Dictionary of the English Language (1824), defines the word heroical as something befitting an hero.

The Gentleman's Magazine (1787) uses an hero like a pro, and also includes many references to Johnson.

Honoring An Heroes

An hero Day

an hero day
  • On April 20, 571 AD, Mohammed was born. For centuries to come, countless Muslims would honor their prophet by becoming an heroes.
  • On April 20th, 1889, Adolf Hitler was born. After causing lulz, he became an hero.
  • On April 20th, 1945 - The US Military captured Leipzig, Germany. Leipzig's mayor killed himself, becoming an hero, but not before he killed his wife and child for the lulz, making him pretty awesome; otherwise nobody would give a shit about him.
  • On April 20th, 1998, A German-Iranian kid was born with the name of Ali Sonboly. In 2016, he would cause his own lulzfest in Munich.
  • On April 20th, 1999, two heroes named Eric and Dylan decided to shoot up their school for the lulz. After killing 13 people, they became an heroes.
  • On April 20th, 2006, Mitchell Henderson was having a bad day, and he couldn't find his iPod. He finally couldn't take it anymore, and so he became an hero.
  • On April 20th, 2007, a man raided mission control in Houston and shot a hostage before shooting himself. Houston, we have an hero.
  • On April 20th, 2007, Ben Vodden hanged himself because his bus driver called him a wank.
  • On April 20th, 2010, an oil rig off the Gulf Coast called Deepwater Horizon was blown up by Muslims. Stoners all over the world didn't notice.
  • An hero day is also 4/20, count on many stoners tripping balls as you end yourself

Songs

Hero Anthem

Teenagers in a small town in south Wales becoming an heroes simultaneously.
Where have all the good parents gone?
And where is my iPod?
Where's the street-wise bullies?
To assault me after school?
Isn't there a teacher in a fiery tie?
Late at night I toss and I turn and I dream of what I'll be
(Chorus)
I'll be An Hero
I'm becoming An Hero at the end of the night
I just killed two cops
And I'm gonna be dead
And I'm gonna be fresh from the morgue
I'll be An Hero
I'll be discovered by Mom in the morning light
I had a bad day
And I was called gay
And now I'm gonna be larger than life
I’ll be An Hero
Somewhere after midnight
In my depressing LiveJournals
Somewhere, just beyond my reach
There's a noose in reach of me
Racing to the bathtub
And cutting both my wrists
It's gonna take a headshot to sweep me off my feet, yeah
(Repeat Chorus)
Down where the grave meet the Hells below
Out where the trolls splits MySpace
I swear everyone says DO IT FAGGOT to me
Through the wind and the chill and the rain
As I drink all the bleach
I can feel its approach like a fire in my throat
(Repeat Chorus)
I’ll be An Hero
I'm becoming An Hero at the end of the night
I just killed two cops
And I’m gonna be dead
And I’m gonna be fresh from the morgue
I’ll be An Hero
I'll be discovered by Mom in the morning light
I had a bad day
And I was called gay
And now I’m gonna be larger than life
Now I’m An Hero.

An Heroes Song

Scorpios were born to An Hero.

(To the tune of "Heroes" by David Bowie.)

I-I wish I could find

Find my iPod-Nano 16 gig

Though nothing-nothing will keep us together

I can't find it-I've lost it forever

Oh I'll be an hero-on 'An Hero Day'

We-we've been playing

Playing-playing some 'Doom'

And Manson he told us to slay

Oh let's be an heroes-on 'An Hero Day'

We can PWN them-on 'An Hero Day'

I-I went on Bebo

I saw-BSC

And in Wales-and found me a tree

Tied my rope-put my neck through the hoop

But before-told 'The Sun' bout me

I stood on the stool-kicked it from beneath me

Oh I'll be an hero-cos Bridgend is shit

Let's be an heroes (3X)

On 'An Hero Day'

Let's be an heroes

We're dying, and dying by ourselves

We need attention, oh put me on 4chan

But we could be famous, til the meme dies

Oh, oh, oh, ohhh-oh, oh, oh, ohhh, on 'An Hero Day'

Oh, on 'An Hero Day'

NotAnotherAnthem

I promised him I wouldn't be reckless. I promised him I'd be okay...I love him....tell him I love him. And tell him to not be so upset about me...I don't want him to dwell on what could have been. I don't want to ruin his life.

The Official An Hero Song



The "An Hero" Paradox

Even the liberal media wants you to become an hero.

Scientists have theorized about what is known as the "An Hero" paradox. In order for such a paradox to take place, two people with iPods must steal each other's iPod. The obligation to become an hero would conflict with the gain of an iPod, most likely producing the same results as dividing by zero.

Scientists resolved the problem by confirming that anyone who owns an iPod should become an hero immediately due to the intense fail of iPods. The only problem with this is that only emo faggots use iPods. And you should know that emos never kill themselves (sadly).

Videos

Video tutorials on how and how not to an hero


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Of all the ways to become an hero, this is the best by far


Gallery Of An Heroism

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See Also

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The Happening

In this movie, an unknown source releases a chemical that causes entire populations of people to kill themselves and become an heroes. As a matter of fact, the only people in the movie who do not become an heroes are the main characters, as if this wasn't a drawn-out horror movie cliché. As the movie does not explain much about it's own plot in the end and watching it is a huge waste of time for anybody.

Actually, the 'unknown source' was a bunch of fucking plants. Angry, vengeful plants. Never before in a movie have there been so many stock shots of wind blowing ominously through foliage, and never before have so many enviro-Nazis simultaneously wet themselves.

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