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Ricky Rodriguez
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Richard "Ricky" Rodriguez was born into a cult by name of The Children of God (CoG). The CoG were formed by an ugly Jewish pedo by name of David Berg, and his fugly wife Karen Zerby. The cult had simple beginnings where their crazy ass Baptist preacher would preach on the second coming of Christ, and was portrayed in church materials as a lion. As it moved through the late 60's and into the 70's; the dirty hippies he attracted took on a new tone that would set the stage of forthcoming lulz. The sheer magnitude of David Berg's pedophilia completely and utterly broke Rodriguez's brain to the point where no amount of prozac would fix it. The CoG is now known as The Family International, presumably to cover up for the rampant pedophilia and brainwashing in the group.
The Doctrine
The Doctrine of the CoG is a fairly simple one. Jesus is coming back. And fucking is the way to show how much you love him. People believed this. In their communes it is common place to swap wives, fuck children, and swap children to fuck with their wives. As such, the children in said communes were raised into believing that having sex with children is normal, commonplace, and an expression of love. The statement to do so was actually called the Law of Love. Unless you are Pedobear or Josef Fritzl, this can be a bit of a strange and warping experience to those on the receiving end of such fucking.
In addition, Berg also started a highly effective plan called "flirty fishing" where he would send the women out to bars and other single locations. There they would find someone, introduce them to "free love" and then help them find Jesus. Short of making a sandwich, this is the epitome of the woman's role, and all of them did it willingly to please Berg, Jesus and whoever was naked on the bed at the moment. He often referred to these women as "Jesus' whores".
Eventually Berg had to go on the run because Interpol was after him for big pimpin'. Srsly. So while on the run and moving about, he commanded his acolytes to begin to send him strip videos featuring the participants in various states. Berg had specific requests for these videos which were usually met by the members of his following, including their children.
Once Ricky had reached the ripe old age of 12, he was encouraged to fuck his mother. There would be times where Berg would be nailing the girl that grew up as though she was Ricky's sister, while Ricky would be nailing his mother on the same bed. Free love for sick fucks everywhere. The cult swears this sort of thing never happened, but when confronted with the choice of siding with pedophiles or their victims; well you go with the lulz.
This pedophilia sex-ring existed for about two decades, at least. The CoG is still in existence today but they supposedly protect their children from the dirty pedos. Except they were the dirty pedos. Wonder how that works.
The Escape
At one point, Ricky met another commune member by name of Elixcia. The two ended up falling in love but by that time, David Berg had passed away. Ricky's mother, Karen Zerby, had taken over the faith and banned pedophilia amongst the ranks thanks to increasing public scrutiny. She also instituted the rule of the "house of the open pussy", which is basically what it sounds like. If some dude wants to hit it, it's theirs. This did not sit very well for Ricky and Elixcia who finally had had enough to escape to America and move to Tacoma, Washington. It was there that they apparently knew about some ex-cult members and felt they would be able to get a new life started.
Unfortunately, Ricky's brain by that time had become over-whelmed with rage and anger at the situation. But he managed to form a new life for himself and his new wife where he landed a decent job and was beginning to get de-wired. Then of course, other people fucked it up. Ex-cult members contacted him and told him he had to go forward and lead the crusade against the CoG to get the abuse to stop. That it was his responsibility and that he owed it to them, rather than going forward and doing it themselves or anything.
Ricky finally could not contain his rage any longer and decided that he simply had to do something about his mother. So he decided to kill her and then kill himself. Being that the CoG had many enemies, she kept her whereabouts very hidden from the general populace. Presumably so she could not be lynched and her corpse molested by necrophiliacs. The last he heard of her, she had visited grand parents in Tucson, Arizona. So he got a room in a shitty part of the city, found a job as an electrician and waited.
He arranged a meeting with one Angela Smith, a former nanny, to get his mother's whereabouts from her. Angela was a member of the commune and one of his mother's closest confidantes.
—Serious business, he meant it. |
In the end, the cops believe that she was not tortured but he sure did ginsu the fuck out of her. Jack the Ripper would have been proud. Afterwards he drove to California and shot himself in the head.
—Ricky on Doing it right. | ||
A Fond Farewell
When Ricky realized the planets were aligning to cement his position in the history of lulz, he stopped to video record his thoughts the day before he would become an hero + one. For almost an hour, he spoke of the reasons behind why he could not go on. It was mostly TL;DW and would best be summarized quite easily.
—TL;DW version of suicide video. | ||
See Also
Links
- 57 minute suicide video ~ or you could just log into ED IRC, it's basically the same.
- The Rick Rodriguez Story
- Ricky's article on XFamily.org ~ a complete timeline of his life and press coverage of the incident.
- XFamily.org ~ a Wiki dedicated specifically to coverage of the Children of God.
- Video Archives ~ every video you never wanted to see on this Cult and then some.
- The CoG's website ~ they now call themselves The Family.
—Anon | ||
