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Burntfishie
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Enjoy your cock! 8====D (_(__) |
Burntfishie⚧ (Powerword: Charlotte Grant Fosgate; Deadname: Andrew Grant Fosgate) was your average terminally online tranny. He liked Team Fortress 2, Sonic the Hedgehog, anime, r/196, Fallout, fictional females, and gooning, all while viewing himself as completely unique.
So what makes this average tranny notable? How did he cause a shitstorm?
Well, it is confirmed. Like many who change the world, he became an hero.
Background
He was born in 2007 or 2008. Like all stunted private citizens, he was obsessed with Sonic and made "mods" for it, whatever that means.
Wizardly Suicide
According to new media, in early May 2025, he jumped off a big height in Oregon and took one last picture before doing so, a picture of the height. He posted it on Twitter, calling it a beautiful view, and replied to it saying "long way down".
He then used his wizard powers to use a dimensional door to go 500 feet in the air, and came down with a cartoonish SPLAT!!!, creating a Burntfishie-shaped hole in the ground.
Then, the vile tunnel rats emerged from the sewers!
The foul rats, oh! It is too dastardly to recount! They twisted Burntfishie's head off in a dark ritual to satisfy their dark gods! Then, they skinned the poor tranny alive, leaving nothing but bloody bones! And, worst of all, they are using the skin and skull as battle standards! Grizzly trophies!
Burntfishie could have totally survived if not for that! De debble take dat damn tunnel rats! They did it to summon their dark god Millbog into the world! Woe is us!
Aftermath
The last Twitter post got a lot of attention. Stonetoss even used this to shill his crap, which lead to widespread butthurt and lulz, which caused his address to be leaked by someone with a Superman-themed twitter account.
Members of Soyjak.party pilgrimaged to Burntfishie's memorial site on the bridge to leave behind their heartfelt condolences. A troon gremlin with a shaky, faux-female voice would later record xerself crumbling up the soyjak drawings and messages left by the Sharty. This resulted in an event known as the Soyduel of St. John's Bridge, where jakkers and troons vied to gain control of the memorial site, capture-the-flag style, so this is actually something that Burntfishie's TF2 brain would really appreciate.
The bloody bones were found on May 10 and were "confirmed" to be Burntfishie in June 2025.
The Truth
Burntfishie actually faked his death, Ronnie McNutt style, and now he is being held in a CIA black site for knowing too much, right next to president Daniel Larson and u/worthless319.
The bloody bones that were left out by the tunnel rats actually belong to Anthemoverload, a disappeared YouTuber who got witchhunted for being a """pedo""".
Quotes
“WHITE GENOCIDE?”
“let's goooooooo”
Gallery
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Now a graphic novel!
Videos
See Also
External Links
Twitter – (Nitter Mirror if you lack elon.pajeet)- Gogibsme – set up by family after death, nake sure to give generously!
Know Your Meme article- Various News Articles: [1] [2]
[GOTTA GO FAST!]
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