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Bill Cosby

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Bye-bye responsibility!

Dr. William Henry "Bill" Cosby, Jr. is a rapist who, thanks to all women being stupid fucking cunts, was able to drug and rape at least 2 dozen sluts over 30 years and not do a single day in jail because the dumb bitches waited until well after the statute of limitations ran out to tell their stories.

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Former career

   
 
Civilization had too many rules for me, so I did my best to rewrite them.
 

 
 

—A wealthy Cosby made his own rules after years of working for “The Man.”

Cosby, while sporting his trademark hooded style sweatshirts, gained wild popularity and massive success during the early to mid 1970s due to his over-the-top situation comedy “The Cosby Show” which detailed his troubled life with his quarrelsome wife, spoiled rotten kids, and his ever-snooping in-laws. Because of this success, he also created and stared in several other television shows, most notably, Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids, A Different World, Kids Say the Darndest Things, and a long running advertisement campaign for Jello Brand

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Pudding Pops.

Some of the companies he used to do advertising for still use his likeness in association with their brands, for example New Coke.

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Ladies and gentlemen, the lower economic people are not holding up their end in this deal. These people are not parenting. They are buying things for kids -- $500 sneakers for what? And won't spend $200 for 'Hooked on Phonics.'
 

 
 

—Cosby was an education advocate.

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House of Cosbys

In 2005, someone created a video series about a man who makes 100 clones of Bill Cosby.[1] Bill felt insulted by it and sent his e-lawyers to shut it down.

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