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Monkeypox
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Monkeypox, also known as AIDS 2: Electric Boogaloo, is a viral disease and the 2022 spiritual successor to the Covid-19 pandemic. Despite homosexuals allegedly being only 1.4% of the U.S. population, homosexuals make up almost 100% of monkeypox cases. Contrary to contemporary Christian culture, Monkeypox is just further evidence that God does indeed still hate fags.
Origin
Monkeypox, the second funniest thing since cancer, is yet another viral disease theorized to have been spread to humans by niggers raping monkeys. Other equally valid theories on the origin of monkeypox are that it was created in a DARPA funded lab by Dr. Fauci✡ and subsequently spread wirelessly over a 5G network so that Bill Gates could continue to jerk himself off by vaccinating Africans.
Transmission
Similar to HIV/AIDS, the quickest route of infection is through the accidental inoculation of your anal cavity by OP. Medical "experts" and gay sex gurus insist that monkeypox is not specifically a gay disease, however extensive contact tracing demonstrates that almost all cases are contracted at saunas, bathhouses, truckstop bathrooms, and broadway musicals. Known for their promiscuous behavior and insatiable need to have every orifice filled by STD-ridden cock, just like AIDS in the '80s, monkeypox has ravaged the gay community like wildfire.
—Dr. Ken Mayer, Homosex Enthusiast, and medical research director for HIV/AIDS at Fenway Institute, archive link |
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No woman no cry
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"Superspreader event" is synonymous with gay orgy
Monkeypox and the Media
Despite 99.9% of monkeypox cases occurring among homosexuals and bisexuals, mainstream media insists that it can be spread merely by sitting on the same toilet seat as a Grecian.
Not just for the gays!
Monkeypox is also known to infect the following under rare circumstances:
- Women
- Children
- Dogs
Racism
Due to the fact melanin-enriched individuals closely resemble their not-so-distant simian ancestors, the name "monkeypox" was closed due to AIDS.
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