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|Mountain Dew is for CUCKS. Have you ever seen a good person drink Mountain Dew?|Malik, on Mountain Dew
|Shitposting is what we have in common. It breaks down the barriers we put up between ourselves.|Malik Obama, breaking down barriers so we can BUILD THE FUCKING WALL


|Let's spray MAGAma all over the USA!|Malik Obama, wanting to [[jizz|spray the USA with his creamy MAGAma]]
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|Cuckoldry is major sin.|Malik, preaching the gospel
|Make Cuckoldry Gone Again!|Malik hates your wife's son


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Revision as of 20:26, 15 December 2016

Malik Obama, High King of the Shitposters.

Malik Obama (a.k.a. Memelik Obameme and MAGAman) is a beloved member of the alt-right and an unrelenting Twitter shitposter from Nairobe, Kenya, who is known for his burning desire to Make America Great Again!, over-the-top hatred of cucks and thots, and for being the non-half-breed half-brother of President Black Jesus.


Quotes from Twitter's Most Lovable Negro

   
 
Shitposting is what we have in common. It breaks down the barriers we put up between ourselves.
 

 
 

—Malik Obama, breaking down barriers so we can BUILD THE FUCKING WALL

   
 
Let's spray MAGAma all over the USA!
 

 
 

—Malik Obama, wanting to spray the USA with his creamy MAGAma

   
 
Alt-Right is Neo Nazi? Is Malik NEO NAZI?
 

 
 

—Malik questions whether he is the world's blackest Nazi

   
 
Anybody can be Racist! Not just Whites!
 

 
 

—Words of wisdom from the King of Memes

   
 
Buzzfeed News=Cuckfeed News!
 

 
 

—Malik tells it like it is

   
 
Please don't send nudes! Bad manners!
 

 
 

—Malik doesn't want to see your tiny white willie

   
 
KEK!
 

 
 

kek

   
 
Africa is a DISASTER!
 

 
 

—Malik Obama, speaker of truth

   
 
I am the true OBAMA!
 

 
 

—There can be only one


   
 
Mountain Dew is for CUCKS. Have you ever seen a good person drink Mountain Dew?
 

 
 

—Malik, on Mountain Dew

   
 
Cuckoldry is major sin.
 

 
 

—Malik, preaching the gospel

   
 
Make Cuckoldry Gone Again!
 

 
 

—Malik hates your wife's son

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