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File:Bloody Hell Keep Calm.png|A much more accurate summation of the current situation.
File:Bloody Hell Keep Calm.png|A much more accurate summation of the current situation.
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File:The basic gist of the meme.jpg|The basic gist of the meme.
File:batmankeepcalm.jpg
File:batmankeepcalm.jpg
File:KEEPCALMJOKER.jpg
File:Trans Form Carry On.jpg|[[Grammar Nazi|'Transform' is actually one word, you know...]]
File:Trans Form Carry On.jpg|[[Grammar Nazi|'Transform' is actually one word, you know...]]
File:Keep Calm And Eat A Cupcake.png|This one is especially obnoxious, because British people don't eat cupcakes. They eat [[faggot|fairy]] cakes.
File:Keep Calm And Eat A Cupcake.png|This one is especially obnoxious, because British people don't eat cupcakes. They eat [[faggot|fairy]] cakes.
File:Keep calm and love ponies.png|Well, well, well, look [[brony|who]] made their own variation. What a surprise. This is so unlike them.
File:Use the force keep calm.jpg
File:Enter the tardis keep calm.jpg|PROTIP: 'TARDIS' is actually slang. For '[[The Unknown Autobot|anus]]'
File:Keepcalmninja.jpg|LOL
File:KEEPCHEESECALMON.png|SO
File:Killzombies.jpg|RANDOM
File:SPOONKEEPCARRYON.png|XD
File:Keep Calm And Punch Him In The Face.png|[[Ah fuck, I can't believe you've done this|This is copyright infringement!]]
File:Keep Calm And Punch Him In The Face.png|[[Ah fuck, I can't believe you've done this|This is copyright infringement!]]
File:Keep calm and love ponies.png|Well, well, well, look [[brony|who]] made their own variation. What a surprise. This is so unlike them.
File:Use the force keep calm.jpg
File:Keep calm aliens.png
File:Keep calm aliens.png
File:Keep Calm EA.jpg|[[Emilie Autumn|OMG MUFFIN SPREAD TEH PLAGUEZ LOL FIGHT LIKE A GIRL GTFO MAH HOUSE!!!1]]
File:Keep Calm EA.jpg|[[Emilie Autumn|OMG MUFFIN SPREAD TEH PLAGUEZ LOL FIGHT LIKE A GIRL GTFO MAH HOUSE!!!1]]
File:Keep-carp-and-curry-one-500x707.jpg|[[You are doing it wrong]].
File:Keepcalmcookiemonster.png
File:Lion king keep calm.png
File:Monthlypayment web.jpg
File:Monthlypayment web.jpg
File:Lion king keep calm.png
File:The Punkest Poster In Existence.png|Truly, there can be nothing more true to [[Punk|the essense of punk]] than a mass produced variant of a mass produced poster referencing an album made by a bunch of [[sellout]] media whores.
File:The Punkest Poster In Existence.png|Truly, there can be nothing more true to [[Punk|the essense of punk]] than a mass produced variant of a mass produced poster referencing an album made by a bunch of [[sellout]] media whores.
File:Hide-Ya-Kids-Hide-Ya-Wife.png
File:Hide-Ya-Kids-Hide-Ya-Wife.png
File:Keepcalmninja.jpg|LOL
File:Keepcalmpipe.jpg
File:KEEPCHEESECALMON.png|SO
File:Killzombies.jpg|RANDOM
File:SPOONKEEPCARRYON.png|XD
File:Keepallahandakbaron.jpg|[[Arab|Arab Edition]].
File:Keepallahandakbaron.jpg|[[Arab|Arab Edition]].
File:Keepcalmandspoim.jpg|This one is kinda funny, if only because the wand logo at the top looks more like a [[sperm]].
File:Keepcalmandspoim.jpg|This one is kinda funny, if only because the wand logo at the top looks more like a [[sperm]].
File:Enter the tardis keep calm.jpg|PROTIP: 'TARDIS' is actually slang. For '[[The Unknown Autobot|anus]]'
File:Asscreedkeepcalm.jpg|[[Assassin's Creed|Synchronization failed]].
File:Asscreedkeepcalm.jpg|[[Assassin's Creed|Synchronization failed]].
File:Skyrimkeepcalm.png|This one has made me genuinely quite angry.
File:Skyrimkeepcalm.png|This one has made me genuinely quite angry.
File:Carrie On.jpg
File:Carrie On.jpg
File:Keep-calm-cary-grant.jpg
File:Twilightkeepcalm.png
File:Twilightkeepcalm.png
File:Face palm and carry on.jpg|[[Facepalm|Oh, I will]].
File:Cthulhu carry on.png|No surprise to see those unfunny nerds that feel the need to crowbar [[Cthulhu]] into everything getting in on the act.
File:Cthulhu carry on.png|No surprise to see those unfunny nerds that feel the need to crowbar [[Cthulhu]] into everything getting in on the act.
File:Keeptrollandcalmon.png
File:Keeptrollandcalmon.png
File:Keep calm and suck my dick.jpg
File:Keep calm and suck my dick.jpg
File:Keep calm do the impossible.png
File:Keepcalmfakebritish.jpg|[[American]] tourists take note! This is sure to endear you to the native population of [[Great Britain]].
File:Keepcalmfakebritish.jpg|[[American]] tourists take note! This is sure to endear you to the native population of [[Great Britain]].
File:Keepcalmandplaypokemon.jpg
File:Keepcalmandplaypokemon.jpg

Revision as of 23:39, 8 May 2012

ALERT: THIS IS A FORCED MEME
Keep Calm and Carry On will be posted by the same
unfunny newfag until you like it.
The original poster, before it was ruined forever.

'Keep Calm and Carry On' is a phrase originating from a series of propaganda posters issued by the British government during World War II, when that naughty Hitler was really rustling everybody's jimmies.

The posters featured the phrase in question accompanied by the crown of King George VI on a brightly colored, patriotic blue or red background and were intended to be displayed on public transport and in shop windows to boost morale should Britain ever be invaded by the Gnatsees. However, since that didn't happen, the posters were never seen by the public until after the war, when the only people left alive were fat, entitled babyboomers and their obnoxious, workshy spawn.

The phrase 'Keep Calm and Carry On' has since become an IRL forced meme and, as a result, has been run into the fucking ground. It can currently be seen adorning posters, T-shirts, mugs, tea towels and all other manner of overpriced shit ravenously consumed by fat, cultureless American fucktards and smug, hipster twats who think that "OMG OLD BRITISH THINGS ARE LIEK SOOOOOO CUTE AND FUNNY!!"

There were also two other posters produced, reading 'Your Courage, Your Cheerfulness, Your Resolution Will Bring Us Victory' and 'Freedom is in Peril', but nobody gives a shit about them because they can't be easily modified into something unfunny.

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