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'''Korryn Shandawn Gaines''' was a [[batshit insane]] 23-year-old [[Shaneequa]] who, on August 1, [[2016]], decided that the proper response to the [[Police|police officers]] who were at her residence over a [[Shit nobody cares about|stupid fucking traffic ticket]] was to grab her [[Shotgun|Cobainator]] and use her [[Coolest Monkey in the Jungle|5-year-old son]] as a hostage in a [[Twitch|live-streamed]] 6-hour standoff that finally ended when she made the [[Dumbfuck|brilliant decision]] to point her loaded shotgun at officer '''Royce Ruby''' and was filled with more holes than [[Sandy Hook|Sandy Hook Elementary School]]. | [[File:KorrynKodi.jpg|thumb|The crazy bitch herself.]] | ||
'''Korryn Shandawn Gaines''' was a [[batshit insane]] 23-year-old [[Anarchist]] [[Shaneequa]] who, on August 1, [[2016]], decided that the proper response to the [[Police|police officers]] who were at her residence over a [[Shit nobody cares about|stupid fucking traffic ticket]] was to grab her [[Shotgun|Cobainator]] and use her [[Coolest Monkey in the Jungle|5-year-old son]] as a hostage in a [[Twitch|live-streamed]] 6-hour standoff that finally ended when she made the [[Dumbfuck|brilliant decision]] to point her loaded shotgun at officer '''Royce Ruby Jr.''' and was filled with more holes than [[Sandy Hook|Sandy Hook Elementary School]]. | |||
In the ensuing gunfire, Korryn's son, '''Kodi''', was also hit and injured – most likely a direct result of his shitty mother using him as [[literal]] [[Meat|meatshield]]. | |||
On February 16, [[2018]], an all-[[female]] jury of [[Negress|Korryn's peers]] decided to award Korryn's family a whopping $37 million for her wrongful [[suicide|suicide-by-cop]] – once again proving that [[Wimminz|women]] are [[Fucktarded|fucking retarded]], can only think with their [[vaginas]] and [[Fact|should never be trusted with anything]]. | On February 16, [[2018]], an all-[[female]] jury of [[Negress|Korryn's peers]] decided to award Korryn's family a whopping $37 million for her wrongful [[suicide|suicide-by-cop]] – once again proving that [[Wimminz|women]] are [[Fucktarded|fucking retarded]], can only think with their [[vaginas]] and [[Fact|should never be trusted with anything]]. | ||
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== Traffic Stop == | |||
{{quote|Any government official who compromises this pursuit of happiness and right to travel, will be held criminally responsible and fined, as this is a natural right and freedom.|Korryn covered her license plate with this [[anarchist]] [[bullshit]]}} | |||
== Standoff == | |||
[[File:Mossberg.jpg|thumb|Pointing this at a police officer is a bad idea, but even [[Retard|you]] probably knew that already.]] | |||
[[File:RoyceRuby.jpg|thumb|Maybe she shouldn't have pointed a loaded gun at [[Badass|this guy]].]] | |||
== See Also == | == See Also == | ||
* [[Coolest Monkey in the Jungle]] | |||
* [[Batshit Insane]] | * [[Batshit Insane]] | ||
* [[Shaneequa]] | * [[Shaneequa]] | ||
Revision as of 20:00, 23 February 2018
Korryn Shandawn Gaines was a batshit insane 23-year-old Anarchist Shaneequa who, on August 1, 2016, decided that the proper response to the police officers who were at her residence over a stupid fucking traffic ticket was to grab her Cobainator and use her 5-year-old son as a hostage in a live-streamed 6-hour standoff that finally ended when she made the brilliant decision to point her loaded shotgun at officer Royce Ruby Jr. and was filled with more holes than Sandy Hook Elementary School.
In the ensuing gunfire, Korryn's son, Kodi, was also hit and injured – most likely a direct result of his shitty mother using him as literal meatshield.
On February 16, 2018, an all-female jury of Korryn's peers decided to award Korryn's family a whopping $37 million for her wrongful suicide-by-cop – once again proving that women are fucking retarded, can only think with their vaginas and should never be trusted with anything.
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Traffic Stop
—Korryn covered her license plate with this anarchist bullshit | ||
Standoff
See Also
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