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==Former career== | |||
{{quote| Civilization had too many rules for me, so I did my best to rewrite them.|A wealthy Cosby made his own rules after years of working for “The Man.”}} | |||
Cosby, while sporting his trademark hooded style sweatshirts, gained wild popularity and massive success during the early to mid [[1970s]] due to his over-the-top situation comedy [[The Cosby Show|“The Cosby Show”]] which detailed his troubled life with his quarrelsome [[wife]], spoiled rotten [[kids]], and his ever-snooping in-laws. Because of this success, he also created and stared in several other television shows, most notably, [[Fat]] Albert and the Cosby Kids, A Different [[Earth|World]], [[Swearing|Kids Say the Darndest Things]], and a long running advertisement campaign for Jello Brand [[File:Pudding.jpg|thumb|Pudding Pops.]] Some of the companies he used to do advertising for still use his likeness in association with their brands, for example New [[Coke]]. | |||
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[[Image:Bellecosby.gif||thumb|500% more kawaii]] | |||
{{quote|Ladies and gentlemen, the lower economic people are not holding up their end in this deal. These people are not parenting. They are buying things for kids -- $500 sneakers for what? And won't spend $200 for 'Hooked on Phonics.'|Cosby was an education advocate.}} | |||
Shloop de ding [[Pull Your Pants Up|dang bizzle]] de do. Wah boo bee blah tizzle mee foo blat. Jello Pudding Pops ding de [[DSFARGEG|bloop]] blag, [[Insane Clown Posse|diddly]] boop beebap zing dang woo. Fizz boink doopity [[Insane Clown Posse|doo wang]] zip, blappity bloopity bing slig nigga fizzoop. Whizzle pizzle boo bee lah tee doo dah ding, wingding dang arang diddly boob sheboop. Whuzzle ping beebap woop ding doop wing schloop ferblang. Hoppity lippity diddly zip bang whuzzle, [[LOLDONGS|ning flippity]] bip de doo zap pow blap. Boopity woop doop ching chang, wingy dingy blappity bloopity sheeboop de fuzzle. Diddily piddily wing a [[Armenians|ding dang?]] Boopity boo whuzzle [[Cheyenne Cherry|noopity ding]] boo bap fuzzle!!! Wingding dang arang diddly boob sheboop. Whuzzle ping beebap woop ding doop wing schloop ferblang. Hoppity lippity diddly zip bang whuzzle. Schloop ferblang. Hoppity lippity diddly zip bang whuzzle ah boo bee blah tizzle mee foo blat. Ferblang tee doo dah ding, wingding dang arang diddly boob sheboop. Wingding dang arang diddly boob sheboop huzzle ping beebap woop ding. Lah tee doo dah ding, wingding dang arang diddly boob zip, blappity bloopity bing slig ning fizzoop hizzle pizzle wingding dang arang [[TL;DR|diddly boob sheboop.]] | |||
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Dr. William Henry "Bill" Cosby, Jr. is a rapist who, thanks to all women being stupid fucking cunts, was able to drug and rape at least 2 dozen sluts over 30 years and not do a single day in jail because the dumb bitches waited until well after the statute of limitations ran out to tell their stories.
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Former career
—A wealthy Cosby made his own rules after years of working for “The Man.” | ||
Cosby, while sporting his trademark hooded style sweatshirts, gained wild popularity and massive success during the early to mid 1970s due to his over-the-top situation comedy “The Cosby Show” which detailed his troubled life with his quarrelsome wife, spoiled rotten kids, and his ever-snooping in-laws. Because of this success, he also created and stared in several other television shows, most notably, Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids, A Different World, Kids Say the Darndest Things, and a long running advertisement campaign for Jello Brand
Some of the companies he used to do advertising for still use his likeness in association with their brands, for example New Coke.
Slang
—Cosby was an education advocate. | ||
Shloop de ding dang bizzle de do. Wah boo bee blah tizzle mee foo blat. Jello Pudding Pops ding de bloop blag, diddly boop beebap zing dang woo. Fizz boink doopity doo wang zip, blappity bloopity bing slig nigga fizzoop. Whizzle pizzle boo bee lah tee doo dah ding, wingding dang arang diddly boob sheboop. Whuzzle ping beebap woop ding doop wing schloop ferblang. Hoppity lippity diddly zip bang whuzzle, ning flippity bip de doo zap pow blap. Boopity woop doop ching chang, wingy dingy blappity bloopity sheeboop de fuzzle. Diddily piddily wing a ding dang? Boopity boo whuzzle noopity ding boo bap fuzzle!!! Wingding dang arang diddly boob sheboop. Whuzzle ping beebap woop ding doop wing schloop ferblang. Hoppity lippity diddly zip bang whuzzle. Schloop ferblang. Hoppity lippity diddly zip bang whuzzle ah boo bee blah tizzle mee foo blat. Ferblang tee doo dah ding, wingding dang arang diddly boob sheboop. Wingding dang arang diddly boob sheboop huzzle ping beebap woop ding. Lah tee doo dah ding, wingding dang arang diddly boob zip, blappity bloopity bing slig ning fizzoop hizzle pizzle wingding dang arang diddly boob sheboop.
