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== Oscar's Denialism == | == Oscar's Denialism == | ||
[[File:Oscar BawbbbShnyeDurr.png|center|600px]] | [[File:Oscar BawbbbShnyeDurr.png|center|600px]] | ||
[[File:TotallyNotClankdog.png|thumb|Oscar responding to a clankdog comment that does not even mention him, but he's still totally not clankdog guys!]] | [[File:TotallyNotClankdog.png|thumb|Oscar responding to a clankdog-related comment that does not even mention him, but he's still totally not clankdog guys!]] | ||
One of the first things people might spot in Oscar's comments and accounts is the overwhelming amount of denial and [[butthurt]] packed within them. Oscar believes that [[Unrealistic Expectations|if you yell enough times about not being someone, people will accept it]]. This shows mostly with his furfag identity named "clankdog"; Oscar always groans in his replies that he is TOTALLY [[Not Gay|not clankdog]], even though there is a LOT of evidence of that not being the case: | One of the first things people might spot in Oscar's comments and accounts is the overwhelming amount of denial and [[butthurt]] packed within them. Oscar believes that [[Unrealistic Expectations|if you yell enough times about not being someone, people will accept it]]. This shows mostly with his furfag identity named "clankdog"; Oscar always groans in his replies that he is TOTALLY [[Not Gay|not clankdog]], even though there is a LOT of evidence of that not being the case: | ||
* The Birthday and Location on zendertheman and clankdog23 DA accounts are the same (Spetember 9th; United Kingdom). | * The Birthday and Location on zendertheman and clankdog23 DA accounts are the same (Spetember 9th; United Kingdom). | ||
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* Popular belief that his mom — Margot Richardson — did not die from [[cancer]], but was instead fed too much Discos (a brand of circle shaped chips/crisps in Bongland) by Oscar himself. | * Popular belief that his mom — Margot Richardson — did not die from [[cancer]], but was instead fed too much Discos (a brand of circle shaped chips/crisps in Bongland) by Oscar himself. | ||
* Oscar has been gradually morphing his vocabulary on JewTube to avoid saying evil scary bad words. Examples of this is "KILL" becoming "CEEL" and "ASSHOLE" being replaced with "AHOLE". | * Oscar has been gradually morphing his vocabulary on JewTube to avoid saying evil scary bad words. Examples of this is "KILL" becoming "CEEL" and "ASSHOLE" being replaced with "AHOLE". | ||
* Oscar occasionally coins (or rather shits out on the run) new words such as "FORNEVER" and "MANMAN". | |||
== See Also == | == See Also == | ||
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* [[Graykat]] | * [[Graykat]] | ||
* [[Keegan Salisbury]] | * [[Keegan Salisbury]] | ||
* [[Manchild]] | |||
== External Links == | == External Links == | ||
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* {{discord|u|Clankdog#8057}} | * {{discord|u|Clankdog#8057}} | ||
* {{tiktok|zenderman}} | * {{tiktok|zenderman}} | ||
* {{reddituser|clankdog}} | |||
* [mailto:[email protected] [email protected]] | * [mailto:[email protected] [email protected]] | ||
* [mailto:[email protected] [email protected]] | * [mailto:[email protected] [email protected]] | ||
Revision as of 19:04, 4 July 2022
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STEP THE FUCK OFF! InspectElement/Zender Man looks like shit but it is NOT a {{crapstub}}. It is a work in progress! If you require assistance beefing up this article, then hit up the experts on our IRC.
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This person has Assburgers Syndrome, so you can't say anything bad! :-( Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck. |
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| Oscar George "Bob Schnider" Ferguson | |
| Born | September 9th, 1996 |
| Nationality | Britfag 
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| Family | Margot Richardson†, Gus Ferguson |
| Residence | Brighton, UK |
| Ethnicity | White |
| Gender | Male |
| Aliases | Zender Man, zendertheman, Oscar, Oscunt, OsKKKar, Zender Mum, Zenderschev, Clankdog |
| Occupation | Spamming replies. |
Oscar George Ferguson (AKA Zender Man, or his own self proclaimed powerword Bob Schnider✡) is a retarded neckbeard, 28-year-old manchild with assburgers, and a furfag from Brighton, UK; who is basically the Bri'ish equivalent of Graykat in that he spams ALL CAPS TL;DR responses every hour or so. He sits on his ass all day, writing really long rage (or as Oscar likes to call it, "PISSES OFFES") replies on YouTube comment sections with piss-poor grammar. He now LARPS as someone called Bob Schn(e)ider who lives in "Sidney", Australia.
The amazing thing about Oscar is that he is hyper-active on JewTube and other platforms, meaning that you are VERY likely to get a response. His butthurt replies are the ultimate epitome of condensed autism; he will add an angry tard sentence for EVERY SINGLE WORD in the original comment, resulting in the most TL;DR replies, ever. It's also clear that Oscar is unable to use a vocabulary bigger than 50 words, nor is he able to at least rephrase some of his sentences, so his entries always end up becoming tangled strings of 5 sentences being repeated over and over. It's lulzy because you can think of the most delusional and autistic conspiracy about him and he will spend hours writing a response, trying to debunk it with pointless statements on how "Margot does not exist" or that "he hates murder and murders it".
It's probably that Oscar smokes 24/7 to have such a neurotic presence OTI, which would be ironic since his family publishes anti-smoking resources.
Oscar's Denialism
One of the first things people might spot in Oscar's comments and accounts is the overwhelming amount of denial and butthurt packed within them. Oscar believes that if you yell enough times about not being someone, people will accept it. This shows mostly with his furfag identity named "clankdog"; Oscar always groans in his replies that he is TOTALLY not clankdog, even though there is a LOT of evidence of that not being the case:
- The Birthday and Location on zendertheman and clankdog23 DA accounts are the same (Spetember 9th; United Kingdom).
- Both like Doctor Who.
- Clankdog's
Twatter has it's name set to "oscar ferguson". - Clankdog admitted he was someone called "Oscar"
- Both don't use punctuation.
Recently, Oscar has decided to add one more layer to his denialism, claiming to be "Bob Schnider". No one knows why he did it and guesses vary, but it's possible that its was silly spergy attempt to hide and/or fix his reputation, which we know failed because people call him Oscar as much as they used to. But this LARP isn't limited to himself, oh no. He gave his ENTIRE family fake names as well, probably for the same reason.
Quotes and Rages
—Oscuck Faggotson |
Previous Quote | Next Quote
Facts
- Oscar attends Londonfurs.
- Oscar is a primary target of UTTP.
- Oscar hates non-physical concepts such as "murder" and kills them (???).
- Popular belief that his mom — Margot Richardson — did not die from cancer, but was instead fed too much Discos (a brand of circle shaped chips/crisps in Bongland) by Oscar himself.
- Oscar has been gradually morphing his vocabulary on JewTube to avoid saying evil scary bad words. Examples of this is "KILL" becoming "CEEL" and "ASSHOLE" being replaced with "AHOLE".
- Oscar occasionally coins (or rather shits out on the run) new words such as "FORNEVER" and "MANMAN".
See Also
External Links
- Template:Ytchannel
- zendertheman1
- clankdog - "oscar ferguson"
oscar_george_ferguson
zendertheman - He's very busy replying to people on his profile's comment section. You can help by giving him more work to do.- clankdog - This one as well.
- clankdog23 - And he'll block you from this one so don't bother.
Clankdog#8057
zenderman
clankdog (Archive 1, 2)- [email protected]
- [email protected]
- [email protected]
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