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Just when you probably thought you could sigh a breath of relief at the [[Covid]] [[PsyOps|psyop]] fading into the past due to being [[retarded]] [[fake news]] and not expecting any more 3rd world diseases to take its place, then came the niggerpox which all started approximately [[Last Thursday]] when an indigenous [[Harambe|niggermonkey]] from [[Nigeria]] carrying the nigpox boarded a plane to the [[UK]] and proceeded to spread his new and improved hybrid of the black plague and [[AIDS]] via [[Buttsecks]] to many of his niggerloving northern superiors. Not a single fuck was given as it is only transmissible to those with monkey [[DNA]] ([[niggers]] and shitfucking [[faggots]]).


[[File:monkeypox 2022.jpg|thumb|right|New York <s>1982</s> 2022]]
'''Monkeypox''', also known as ''[[AIDS|AIDS 2: Electric Boogaloo]]'', is a viral disease and the [[2022]] spiritual successor to the [[Covid|Covid-19]] pandemic. Despite [[homosexual]]s allegedly being only 1.4% of the U.S. population, homosexual men make up almost 100% of monkeypox cases. Contrary to contemporary [[Christian]] culture, Monkeypox is just further evidence that [[God hates fags|God does indeed still hate fags]].
==Origin==
[[File:bill gates anthony fauci discovering monkeypox.jpg|thumb|right|The Discovery of Monkeypox]]
Monkeypox, the second funniest thing since cancer, is yet another viral disease [[some argue|theorized]] to have been spread to humans by [[nigger]]s raping monkeys in [[Africa]]. Other equally valid [[conspiracy|theories]] on the origin of monkeypox are that it was created in a [[Government|DARPA]] funded lab by Dr. Fauci{{jew}} and subsequently spread wirelessly over a 5G network so that [[Bill Gates]] could continue to [[Narcissism|jerk himself off]] by [[murder|vaccinating]] Africans.
==Transmission==
[[File:CDC monkeypox guidelines.jpg|thumb|right|CDC's Rules of Engagement]]
Similar to HIV/AIDS, the quickest route of infection is via the [[buttsecks|accidental inoculation of your anal cavity]] by [[Original Poster|OP]]. Medical "experts" and gay sex gurus insist that monkeypox is not specifically a gay disease, however extensive contact tracing demonstrates that almost all cases are just coincidentally contracted at saunas, bathhouses, truckstop bathrooms, and broadway musicals. Known for their promiscuous behavior and insatiable need to have every orifice filled by [[STD]]-ridden cock, just like AIDS in the '80s, monkeypox has ravaged the gay community like wildfire. Since careless fairies simply cannot help themselves by not engaging in [[gay rape|reckless unprotected steamy buttlove]], the infection of every man, [[tranny|transvestite]], and [[NAMBLA|child]] is inevitable.
{{Quote|This is not a gay disease. Monkeypox typically, but not exclusively, spreads through extended skin-to-skin contact. So because it began in men who have sex with men, it has largely stayed among them. Had the virus first spread among straight people, it would likely have remained among them. It’s the social network phenomenon. It’s who you’re having contact with, not anything about the specific behavior.|Dr. Ken Mayer|Homosex Enthusiast, and professional liar [https://archive.is/Jn2B8 at Fenway Institute]}}
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File:Monkeypox Cases By Sex Chart.jpg|No woman? No cry
File:monkey pox superspreader gay orgy.jpg|"Superspreader event" is synonymous with "big gay orgy"
File:Senator Scott Wiener Monkeypox Duality.jpg|[[Democrat]] Senator Scott Wiener{{jew}} unwilling to stop sucking and fucking diseased cocks
</gallery>
</center>
==Symptoms==
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File:monkeypox nose.jpg|i got ur nose! lololol
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==Monkeypox and the Media==
Despite 99.9% of monkeypox cases occurring among homosexuals and bisexuals, mainstream media insists that it can be spread merely by sitting on the same toilet seat as a Grecian.
===Not just for the gays!===
[[File:9th child in US contracts monkeypox.jpg|thumb|right|How would a child become infected?]]
Monkeypox is also known to infect the following under [[rape|rare]] circumstances:
*[https://worldstar.com/videos/wshh53I2F1r0kxgwX1Rg/yikes-woman-shares-her-experience-as-the-first-female-postive-for-monkeypox-in-the-state-of-georgia Women]
*[https://archive.is/upatR Children]
*[https://www.thelancet.com/journals/lancet/article/PIIS0140-6736(22)01487-8/fulltext Dogs]
===Racism===
Due to the [[fact]] that melanin-enriched individuals closely resemble their not-so-distant simian ancestors, valiant western journalists begrudgingly acknowledged the similarity and collectively decried "DAS RACISS!!" and the name "monkeypox" was scheduled to be [[Pools closed|closed due to AIDS]].
===World Health Organization Renaming Efforts===
[[File:monkeypox floydbola campaign.jpg|thumb|right|[[George Floyd|Floydbola]] Campaign]]
[[File:monkeypox WHO renaming campaign.jpg|thumb|right|Monkeypox renaming campaign submissions]]
Sometime last Thursday, the W.H.O. sought to rename the monkeypox virus "after a group of international scientists said the current nomenclature could be discriminatory and stigmatizing."
Many interesting suggestions were made on behalf of the internet such as:
*AIDS-lite
*Ape Scrapes
*Bad Touch Bumps
*Bathouse Burns
*Bidenpox
*Bootywhore Spores
*Bottompox
*Coco pox
*Brokeback Blisters
*Coinpurse Curse
*Coon Warts
*Cornhole Cankers
*Cotton Burrs
*Democrat Dents
*Dic Tacs
*Dingle Shingles
*Fab Scabs
*Fag Ebola
*Faggot Fever
*Fartboxpox
*Felcher's Fever
*Fister Blisters
*Frotter's Rot
*Fudge Packer's Fungus
*Goypox
*Groomer's Grief
*Hennessy Lesions
*Homopox
*Homorrhea
*Hoop Rash
*Israelpox
*Jigaboomps
*Kanyebola
*Ladyboy Lesions
*LGBTFO
*Niggerpox
*Pansy Pathosis
*Pedopox
*Poofta Pimples
*Poofterpox
*Pride Marks
*Pridepox
*Pride Pustules
*Rainbow Rash
*Rimmer's Rot
*Sicko Sores
*Simian Syndrome
*Sissy Sores
*Sodomite Syndrome
*Sodompox
*The Ebonic Plague
*Tolerance Freckles
*Unity Ulcers
*Whorepox
==Gallery==
{{cg|Monkeypox Gallery|MonkeypoxGallery|center|<gallery perrow="5">
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File:Monkeypox on bike - chasing the vaccinated - meme.jpg
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File:Monkeypox vs Junkie Pox meme - Hunter Biden vs virus.jpg
File:Monkeypox - Fancy a good time I dont have monkeypox 5460491.jpg
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
File:Moneypox.jpg
File:Monkey strap on.jpeg
File:Butt mask.jpg
Monkeypox_test.jpg|You can easily get tested for Monkeypox by shoving a banana up your nose.
File:New PCR Test for Monkeypox.png
Monkeypox_kills_them_all.jpg|baby niglets anticipate monkeybox to kill all gays.
File:I have successfully returned to Monke - Monkeypox memes.jpg
File:You may not realize you have Monkeypox - but may be Ape-Symptomatic.jpg
File:MonkeyPoxNoOrgies2WeekstoFlattenTheCurve.jpg
File:Monkeypox memes - the night before.jpg
File:Booster-Dose-Meme-on-Monkeypox.jpg
</gallery>}}
==See Also==
*[[AIDS]] - The O.G. African disease
*[[Buttsecks]] - Main vector of infection
*[[COVID]] - Encouraged masks but not condom use
*[[Ebola]] - Also made in Africa
*[[GRIDS]] - The O.G. gay disease
*[[Harambe]] - Could have prevented this, or spread it [[idk]]
*[[Kill it with Fire]] - One final solution
*[[Monkey]] - Dindu nuffin
==External Links==
*{{KYM|/memes/events/2022-monkeypox-outbreak|Monkeypox on KnowYourMeme}}
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New York 1982 2022

Monkeypox, also known as AIDS 2: Electric Boogaloo, is a viral disease and the 2022 spiritual successor to the Covid-19 pandemic. Despite homosexuals allegedly being only 1.4% of the U.S. population, homosexual men make up almost 100% of monkeypox cases. Contrary to contemporary Christian culture, Monkeypox is just further evidence that God does indeed still hate fags.


Origin

The Discovery of Monkeypox

Monkeypox, the second funniest thing since cancer, is yet another viral disease theorized to have been spread to humans by niggers raping monkeys in Africa. Other equally valid theories on the origin of monkeypox are that it was created in a DARPA funded lab by Dr. Fauci and subsequently spread wirelessly over a 5G network so that Bill Gates could continue to jerk himself off by vaccinating Africans.

Transmission

CDC's Rules of Engagement

Similar to HIV/AIDS, the quickest route of infection is via the accidental inoculation of your anal cavity by OP. Medical "experts" and gay sex gurus insist that monkeypox is not specifically a gay disease, however extensive contact tracing demonstrates that almost all cases are just coincidentally contracted at saunas, bathhouses, truckstop bathrooms, and broadway musicals. Known for their promiscuous behavior and insatiable need to have every orifice filled by STD-ridden cock, just like AIDS in the '80s, monkeypox has ravaged the gay community like wildfire. Since careless fairies simply cannot help themselves by not engaging in reckless unprotected steamy buttlove, the infection of every man, transvestite, and child is inevitable.

   
 
This is not a gay disease. Monkeypox typically, but not exclusively, spreads through extended skin-to-skin contact. So because it began in men who have sex with men, it has largely stayed among them. Had the virus first spread among straight people, it would likely have remained among them. It’s the social network phenomenon. It’s who you’re having contact with, not anything about the specific behavior.
 

 
 

—Dr. Ken Mayer, Homosex Enthusiast, and professional liar at Fenway Institute

Symptoms

Monkeypox and the Media

Despite 99.9% of monkeypox cases occurring among homosexuals and bisexuals, mainstream media insists that it can be spread merely by sitting on the same toilet seat as a Grecian.

Not just for the gays!

How would a child become infected?

Monkeypox is also known to infect the following under rare circumstances:

Racism

Due to the fact that melanin-enriched individuals closely resemble their not-so-distant simian ancestors, valiant western journalists begrudgingly acknowledged the similarity and collectively decried "DAS RACISS!!" and the name "monkeypox" was scheduled to be closed due to AIDS.

World Health Organization Renaming Efforts

Floydbola Campaign
Monkeypox renaming campaign submissions

Sometime last Thursday, the W.H.O. sought to rename the monkeypox virus "after a group of international scientists said the current nomenclature could be discriminatory and stigmatizing." Many interesting suggestions were made on behalf of the internet such as:

  • AIDS-lite
  • Ape Scrapes
  • Bad Touch Bumps
  • Bathouse Burns
  • Bidenpox
  • Bootywhore Spores
  • Bottompox
  • Coco pox
  • Brokeback Blisters
  • Coinpurse Curse
  • Coon Warts
  • Cornhole Cankers
  • Cotton Burrs
  • Democrat Dents
  • Dic Tacs
  • Dingle Shingles
  • Fab Scabs
  • Fag Ebola
  • Faggot Fever
  • Fartboxpox
  • Felcher's Fever
  • Fister Blisters
  • Frotter's Rot
  • Fudge Packer's Fungus
  • Goypox
  • Groomer's Grief
  • Hennessy Lesions
  • Homopox
  • Homorrhea
  • Hoop Rash
  • Israelpox
  • Jigaboomps
  • Kanyebola
  • Ladyboy Lesions
  • LGBTFO
  • Niggerpox
  • Pansy Pathosis
  • Pedopox
  • Poofta Pimples
  • Poofterpox
  • Pride Marks
  • Pridepox
  • Pride Pustules
  • Rainbow Rash
  • Rimmer's Rot
  • Sicko Sores
  • Simian Syndrome
  • Sissy Sores
  • Sodomite Syndrome
  • Sodompox
  • The Ebonic Plague
  • Tolerance Freckles
  • Unity Ulcers
  • Whorepox

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