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'''Joss Whedon''' is a [[fat]] excuse for a director who, with a combination of [[plagiarism]], [[fun|woman-hating]] and pandering to [[pathetic]] [[nerds]], was able to build a successful career in spite of multiple failures and no talent, before abruptly turning into a [[fedora]] wearing, [[propaganda]] spewing, subservient hyper-[[feminazi|feminist]] who spends his time sucking up to irrelevant [[internet celebrity|internet celebrities]] in hopes that they will let him forget the fact that everything he has ever produced contains half-dressed [[bitches and whores]], and that his most favorite character that he ever created would threaten to punish [[women]] by [[rape|raping]] them.


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In fact, quite a lot of Whedon's productions contain rape. Besides the aforementioned character in ''[[Firefly]]'', another one of his shows contains multiple rapes and, if you think this is all in his past, you should know that, even before the movie came out, the trailers for the recent ''Age of Ultron'' (which [[SJW]]s are [http://www.reddit.com/r/movies/comments/32t978/just_saw_age_of_ultron/ already calling sexist]) already contained a subtle rape joke. So it's safe to assume that Whedon's obsession with feminism is probably the result of guilt over having some kind of rape [[fetish]].


==Who is "Joss"?==
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The plump, geeky, comic book loving [[cancer]] that is killing screenwriting, Joss Whedon is exactly what [[Quentin Tarantino]] would be like if raised by Mr. Rogers. His father and grandfather were both prominent TV writers, so he grew up in the lap of [[Hollywood]] luxury. Beaten senseless and robbed every day of high school by the girls' chess club, Whedon then attended Winchester College in [[England]], one of the snobbiest schools in the world, where he was only thrashed once a fortnight by the girls' rowing team. He got his hipness with the Winchester alpha pussy-males by reciting old Monty Python sketches at them. [[Some argue|Some have speculated]] that these formative events were the inspiration for his subsequent works that featured scantily clad [[cunts|women]] who are unafraid to use violence to [[secks|plow]] through large numbers of foes: Buffy Summers, Illyria, River Tam, Melaka Fray, etc. etc. (when they aren't crying naked in a corner, begging for a man to save them, that is- preferably a snobby Englishman).


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So how did this [http://www.theguardian.com/culture/2013/jun/02/joss-whedon-reading-comics-pay-off "hero of alt-culture"] and comic book whore become such a powerful Holywood figure? He done it the easy and happy way: he was born into it. His old man [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom_Whedon Tom Whedon] wrote for children's TV shows. And his ''grandfather'', [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Whedon John Whedon], wrote for TV shows in the 1950s and 1960s. You can thank grandpa for ''[[Kittens|The Donna Reed Show]]'' plus a number of other faggity whitebread sitcoms. So little Joseph grew up knowing people in the TV biz to whom he could pitch his santorum-encrusted script ideas. It's a ''dynasty''! Even Joss's brothers are in the family business, grinding out script feces for a variety of nerd-friendly TV shows.  


Whedon began his professional career by freelance writing for s(h)itcoms and eating from the garbage cans behind doughnut shops. Finally, he wrote a screenplay titled ''[[Buffy the Vampire Slayer]]''. It bombed in theaters and Whedon decided that his failure was better suited for television. He was correct: BTVS ran for seven successful years, keeping the streets safe from [[goth]]s, [[emo]]s, [[16-year-old girl]]s and [[necrophilia]]cs for one hour a week or more if a marathon was running. Syndication and a DVD collection of the series ensure that BTVS will continue (to bring him residual payments). Thanks to his later association with the Marvel Studios money puking tree and directing the ''Avengers'' movies, his name is equal to its weight in solid tinsel all over Tinseltown. The first ''Avengers'' movie, a craptacular ocean of green-screen CG effects and awful overacting, is currently the No. 3 top-grossing film of all time.


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Whedon is now unspeakably rich and spends much of his fortune hiring contract killers to commit major slayage on the jocks who flushed him down the second floor toilet in school. He was tapped to write and direct a ''Wonder Woman'' movie by Warner Brothers. Rumors that Wonder Woman will become a [[16-year-old girl]] who can mop the floor with hordes of minions remain unconfirmed. And the Marvel connection continues to raise his public image, with executive production credits on top-rated TV fartfests like ''Agents of SHIELD''. Perhaps this will balm his troubled little soul over not ever winning an Oscar and only one Emmy award after a literal lifetime in the "business".


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==="It's not ''MY'' fault ;_;" - Whedon's Mantra===


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When he [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Runaways_%28comics%29 ruined] ''[[comic|Runaways]]'', he blamed director [[French|Jean-Pierre Jeunet]]. For the stupidity of his ''Alien: Resurrection'' script he blamed everyone but himself, saying: "They said the lines ... mostly ... but they said them all wrong... They cast it wrong. And they designed it wrong. And they scored it wrong. They did everything wrong that they could possibly do", as if the stupid plot (he wrote where the main bad guy looks like a dried up turd) wasn't the reason the movie flopped. He also shifted the blame for the idiocy of the script (which, again, he wrote) in ''X-Men'' on "Halle Berry's wooden performance". More recently, Whedon has [[fail]]ed at creating a remake of [[pedo|Gerry Anderson]]'s ''[[nerd|Joe 90]]'' for Fox called ''[[Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhh|Dollhouse]]'' (but would have been more accurate as "[[pun|Dullhouse]]"). <s>We eagerly await to see who he will blame for his own shortcomings this time.</s> '''HE'S BLAMING [[Fox|FOX]]!''' Of course. The fact Fox cancelled a better show to make room for a second season of this ratings repellent, Whedon still accused them of somehow fucking up the show that he made.


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UPDATE: Avengers 2 didn't do as well in movie theaters as Avengers 1 so Joss did an interview talking shit about the studio and blaming them. Sweet sweet pussy.
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In addition to his career in film and television, Joss Whedon is also gainfully employed providing [[surprise sex]] to his wife nightly, as [http://allecto.wordpress.com/2008/11/23/sing-revolution/ unquestionably ugly and talentless] [[bulldyke]] [[Allecto]] has [http://users.livejournal.com/_allecto_/34718.html?thread=136094 fantasized in hyr LiveJournal]. Note to the reader: as you read this excerpt, keep in mind that, in all probability, Allecto was [[Schlick|schlicking]] to the vision of rescuing Mrs. Whedon from this patriarchal servitude and whisking her away to a Sapphic paradise for intense [[Rape|re-education]].


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==Joss and "Feminism"==
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In recent years, Whedon has been desperately trying to get rid of the [[Smegma|stigma]] of being a [[cool|woman hater]], inflicted upon him by [[crazy]], internet [[feminazis]] on account of all his female characters being constantly raped and beaten on screen. However, cooperating with these [[cunts]] is never the right way to go about it. Sensing that the prey is weak and realizing what a [[pathetic]], spineless [[Nu-male|individual]] Whedon is, the [[feminist]] community has used an array of articles and shaming techniques that would fail on anyone with a backbone to mold Joss into a pitiable, [[fedora]]-clad [[white knight]].
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===Joss Fires a Woman For Being Pregnant===
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In a show of true feminism, Whedon fired Charisma Carpenter from his ([[Shit|failed]]) show ''"Angel"''.<br />
Charisma, who played the millionth incarnation of an unrealistic [[oxymoron|strong woman]] named "[[Hardcore|Cordelia]]", was booted off the show as soon as she got knocked up and faster than Whedon [[cum|ejaculates]], thereby allowing Whedon to preform a [[Jesus|miracle]] by losing charisma despite never having any in the first place.


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Unlike what the [[whores]] over at TMS usually do, [[sex|they did not take this laying down]]. The Mary Sue responded with [http://www.themarysue.com/feminism-aint-easy-joss-whedon/ their own article] saying that [[lol|they aren't a reactionary feminazi shithole]] unlike [[Buzzfeed]] or [[Jezebel]] (forgetting to mention [[We Hunted The Mammoth]] in their lineup of feminazi outrage blogs or the fact that TMS is by far the worst of the 4), and criticizing Whedon for criticizing them because him telling them how to be feminists is [[misogyny]], [[Almost raped|mansplaining]] and [[harassment]]. This was actually their second article about Joss. Their [http://www.themarysue.com/reconsidering-the-feminism-of-joss-whedon/ first article calling him a sci-fi rapist] from a few years ago is probably the reason he was following them in the first place and doing his usual song and dance of groveling to any radfem that criticizes him in an attempt to win them back. It's also the reason he played along when TMS tried to coin the term "Quite Misogyny" after they lost their shit over a [[Pokemon]] '''demo''' not having a playable character yet ("Quite Misogyny" is [[Bullshit|the misogyny you are guilty of without actually doing anything bad to women until you repent]]... like original sin).


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The ordeal ended with Whedon apologizing to them and they are presumably still jerking off to the poor, sexualized Pratt while writing articles about "The [[male gaze]]" (yes, Joss too).


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===Whedon Vs. His Wife===
[[Last Thursday]], Joss and his wife decided they were getting a divorce. Since Joss is a giant [[mangina]], everyone assumed the reason his wife was leaving him was because of some retard feminist shit like "he was holding her back from seeing how many black dicks she could fit in her holes at once" or "she needed to feel [[Awwwright|what a man's penis felt like]]". However in a guest blog dropped by Joss's ex Kai Cole, she [http://www.thewrap.com/joss-whedon-feminist-hypocrite-infidelity-affairs-ex-wife-kai-cole-says/ dropped the bomb shell that will probably kill his whole career.]


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Yup, while Joss was receiving praise and awards for being the best little feminist that ever was, in reality he was making desperate young actresses fuck him for work and telling them "If you tell anyone no one will believe you and I will destroy your career!" on shows that would get canceled by the 1st or 2nd season for reasons that were everyone else's but his own. This guy make [[Bill O'Reilly|Bill-O the clown]] look like [[Skeezer|Susan B. Anthony]] by comparison.


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Some argue since she's a [[woman]] going through a divorce she's just saying anything she can to clean out his net worth as a vagina tax. While this would be a valid argument under any other circumstance, Joss is a 'feminist' so he either needs to "listen and believe" her or fight back full divorce court forcem proving everything she says is 100% true.  


Kinda makes sense now why all his casts turn on him once the work dries up.


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This little interview must have left a mark on people's impression of the movie because, soon after the release of "[[crap|Age of Ultron]]", Whedon was [[muslims|bombarded]] by complaints from his false, feminist idols that they are disappointed that the movie [[Bitch please|isn't feminist enough]]. I guess, judging from Whedon's sad and desperate attempts to placate them, the feminists assumed that "Avengers 2" would be some kind "S.[[cum|C.U.M]] Manifesto" of film-making. When all they got was Johanson's tits hanging out while she talks about being neutered (Whedon's pregnancy obsession rearing it's retarded head again), they lashed out at Whedon on twitter who, at the sight of his feminism being doubted by the internet whores he's so eager to please, [[rage quit|quit twitter]]. One of his most vocal detractors was his idol's puppet master, [[Jonathan McIntosh]].




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The attempt at [[Backpedal|backpeddling]] convinced [[no one]] and only made Joss look like feminism's [[domestic abuse|battered wife]], telling her friends that her husband only hit her because he loves her.


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[[lol|An innocent, unbiased opinion]], right? Not so much. The first, obvious connection between Whedon and Anita is the fact that [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvDg8VeGWJs her first video] was a criticism of his shit show ''Dollhouse'', calling it sexist. And, much like his interactions with TMS who wrote articles about him in the past, Whedon once again establishes a pattern of willingness to throw himself at the feet of any woman who accuses him of [[sexism]] and beg for their validation. Their second connection is not as obvious...


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[[Jonathan McIntosh]], Anita's [[boyfriend]]/director/[[pimp|puppetmaster]] once won an award from Whedon's scholarship fund for some video he made for a contest he was running (it was something about ''Buffy'' and ''[[Twilight]]''). It got a lot of attention when [[Youtube]] pulled it down thanks to a [[DMCA]] and McIntosh had all of Anita's news-site friends publish articles about it until the video was put up again.
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Hilariously, [[Thunderf00t]] (doing something not retarded for the first time in his life) made this video to show what Anita would think of Whedon's videos if she didn't need him for publicity or he didn't need her as a meat shield against other feminists:


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==Joss Whedon Fan Sites==
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Over time, Whedon's [[shameless]] pandering had earned him a following of [[borderline]] [[retarded]] fans. It consists mostly of [[too old|grown, female]] feminists who praise him when he does everything they ask and berate him like a [[doge|dog]] that peed on the carpet when he doesn't, [[13-year-old girls|13 year old girls]] (or grown women with the mentality thereof) who write [[gay]] [[fanfiction|fapfiction]] about his films 10 times longer than the actual script and then [[masturbate]] to it, actual fags, and adult, [[beta|male feminists]] who are [[pedophiles|trying to sleep with 13 year old girls.]]


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To this day, these people [[obsess]] about Whedon and his bald head, [[white knight|defend him at any cost]] whenever he fucks up ([[always]]) and wonder when [[Shit that will never happen|Firefly will be un-cancelled]]. Thanks to this, they are all incredibly [[crazy]] and [[thin skinned]], and therefore ripe for [[trolling]] (below are some common tactics).
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**'''Conversation Starters:'''
***That guy who plays Spike looks [[gay]] to me.
***I saw Joss's [[Moobs|titties]] when he was in a drunken catfight with [[Bitch|Shannen Doherty]].
***I like ''Charmed'' better.
*[http://www.fireflyfans.net/ Fireflyfans] aka the "[[Diaperfag|Brownpants]]"
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***Science fiction is [[stupid]].
***What were they using for fuel?
***I like ''[[Dr. Who]]'' better.
***Anyone ever watch "Outlaw Star"?
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[[File:Joss5.jpg|thumb|right|450px|Proof that Joss Whedon is "[[Transphobia|Transphobic]]"]]
*[http://geekfeminism.wikia.com/wiki/Joss_Whedon#Criticisms_of_Whedon.27s_work Major feminist, fake gamer girl site accuses Joss of misogyny]
*[http://www.themarysue.com/reconsidering-the-feminism-of-joss-whedon/ Other major feminist, fake gamer girl site accuses Joss of misogyny]
*[http://www.telegraph.co.uk/tv/0/joss-whedon-5-times-blew-feminist-credentials/ Five times Joss Whedon, self-proclaimed 'woke bae', blew his feminist credentials]
*[https://www.usatoday.com/story/life/people/2017/08/21/director-joss-whedons-ex-wife-alleges-serial-cheating-scathing-essay/587978001/ Director Joss Whedon's ex-wife alleges serial cheating in scathing essay]
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57tXyqPCOCM Thunderf00t uses feminist logic to expose Whedon as a misogynistic asshole]
*[http://www.cracked.com/article/166_5-reasons-it-sucks-being-joss-whedon-fan/ Cracked.com article talking shit about Whedon and calling him a fake feminist]
:''This was from before the entire staff turned SJW and began defending anyone they see as a member of the cult.''
*[https://www.google.co.il/search?q=whedon+feminist&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&gws_rd=cr&ei=DFI9VYOZMc3-aIb1gMAH Google search of "Whedon" and "Feminist"]
: ''Here you can find the hundreds of articles by [[retards|radfams]] calling him a fake feminist, misogynist, a rapist, and going [[batshit]] over him trying to change the word "Feminist" (seriously Whedon, just give up. They will never accept you as long as you have a penis).''


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:::*''[[Firefly]]''
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:::*[[The Bloody Board]]
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:::*[[Feminazi]]
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:::*[[Anita Sarkeesian]]
:::*[[Jonathan McIntosh]]
:::*[[Mpreg]] - Whedon's entire world view on "feminism" stems from his guilt of having this [[fetish]].
:::*[[TV Tropes]] - Where Joss Whedon would be now, were the universe a good and just one.
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Joss Whedon is a fat excuse for a director who, with a combination of plagiarism, woman-hating and pandering to pathetic nerds, was able to build a successful career in spite of multiple failures and no talent, before abruptly turning into a fedora wearing, propaganda spewing, subservient hyper-feminist who spends his time sucking up to irrelevant internet celebrities in hopes that they will let him forget the fact that everything he has ever produced contains half-dressed bitches and whores, and that his most favorite character that he ever created would threaten to punish women by raping them.

In fact, quite a lot of Whedon's productions contain rape. Besides the aforementioned character in Firefly, another one of his shows contains multiple rapes and, if you think this is all in his past, you should know that, even before the movie came out, the trailers for the recent Age of Ultron (which SJWs are already calling sexist) already contained a subtle rape joke. So it's safe to assume that Whedon's obsession with feminism is probably the result of guilt over having some kind of rape fetish.

Who is "Joss"?

A rare photo of Joss after being captured by terrorists

The plump, geeky, comic book loving cancer that is killing screenwriting, Joss Whedon is exactly what Quentin Tarantino would be like if raised by Mr. Rogers. His father and grandfather were both prominent TV writers, so he grew up in the lap of Hollywood luxury. Beaten senseless and robbed every day of high school by the girls' chess club, Whedon then attended Winchester College in England, one of the snobbiest schools in the world, where he was only thrashed once a fortnight by the girls' rowing team. He got his hipness with the Winchester alpha pussy-males by reciting old Monty Python sketches at them. Some have speculated that these formative events were the inspiration for his subsequent works that featured scantily clad women who are unafraid to use violence to plow through large numbers of foes: Buffy Summers, Illyria, River Tam, Melaka Fray, etc. etc. (when they aren't crying naked in a corner, begging for a man to save them, that is- preferably a snobby Englishman).

So how did this "hero of alt-culture" and comic book whore become such a powerful Holywood figure? He done it the easy and happy way: he was born into it. His old man Tom Whedon wrote for children's TV shows. And his grandfather, John Whedon, wrote for TV shows in the 1950s and 1960s. You can thank grandpa for The Donna Reed Show plus a number of other faggity whitebread sitcoms. So little Joseph grew up knowing people in the TV biz to whom he could pitch his santorum-encrusted script ideas. It's a dynasty! Even Joss's brothers are in the family business, grinding out script feces for a variety of nerd-friendly TV shows.

Whedon began his professional career by freelance writing for s(h)itcoms and eating from the garbage cans behind doughnut shops. Finally, he wrote a screenplay titled Buffy the Vampire Slayer. It bombed in theaters and Whedon decided that his failure was better suited for television. He was correct: BTVS ran for seven successful years, keeping the streets safe from goths, emos, 16-year-old girls and necrophiliacs for one hour a week or more if a marathon was running. Syndication and a DVD collection of the series ensure that BTVS will continue (to bring him residual payments). Thanks to his later association with the Marvel Studios money puking tree and directing the Avengers movies, his name is equal to its weight in solid tinsel all over Tinseltown. The first Avengers movie, a craptacular ocean of green-screen CG effects and awful overacting, is currently the No. 3 top-grossing film of all time.

Whedon is now unspeakably rich and spends much of his fortune hiring contract killers to commit major slayage on the jocks who flushed him down the second floor toilet in school. He was tapped to write and direct a Wonder Woman movie by Warner Brothers. Rumors that Wonder Woman will become a 16-year-old girl who can mop the floor with hordes of minions remain unconfirmed. And the Marvel connection continues to raise his public image, with executive production credits on top-rated TV fartfests like Agents of SHIELD. Perhaps this will balm his troubled little soul over not ever winning an Oscar and only one Emmy award after a literal lifetime in the "business".

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"It's not MY fault ;_;" - Whedon's Mantra

Whedon fucks up a lot, and when he does, it is never his fault.
When he ruined Runaways, he blamed director Jean-Pierre Jeunet. For the stupidity of his Alien: Resurrection script he blamed everyone but himself, saying: "They said the lines ... mostly ... but they said them all wrong... They cast it wrong. And they designed it wrong. And they scored it wrong. They did everything wrong that they could possibly do", as if the stupid plot (he wrote where the main bad guy looks like a dried up turd) wasn't the reason the movie flopped. He also shifted the blame for the idiocy of the script (which, again, he wrote) in X-Men on "Halle Berry's wooden performance". More recently, Whedon has failed at creating a remake of Gerry Anderson's Joe 90 for Fox called Dollhouse (but would have been more accurate as "Dullhouse"). We eagerly await to see who he will blame for his own shortcomings this time. HE'S BLAMING FOX! Of course. The fact Fox cancelled a better show to make room for a second season of this ratings repellent, Whedon still accused them of somehow fucking up the show that he made.

UPDATE: Avengers 2 didn't do as well in movie theaters as Avengers 1 so Joss did an interview talking shit about the studio and blaming them. Sweet sweet pussy.

Stealing Movies

Joss and LionsGate are currently being sued for $10 million dollars by someone who claims that Whedon stole a movie's entire plot from a book he wrote. The guy's book Little White Trip was released for free online and is nearly identical to Whedon's film Cabin in the Woods, including plot, themes, characters and pretty much everything else besides names and the cabin being a reality show instead of a government program. The only question that remains to be answered is: If this guy is lying, why not at least take credit for a movie that wasn't a massive flop? (UPDATE)

The face of a thief


Firefly Was Also Ganked

But that's not the only intellectual property he stole: even his magnum opus is a knockoff of an anime called "Outlaw Star". Outlaw Star is a space western about some outlaws who do jobs for money and find a crazy girl in a suitcase which they have to deliver somewhere while fighting space pirates (think Reavers) and the space government. If you've ever watched Firefly (why), you'll notice that the plot is exactly the same. The show also has an almost identical cast (personality wise) and is littered with dozens more similarities, right down to the final destination of Outlaw Star having the exact same name as the password that leads to the final destination in Firefly and the main character singing a song called "Finding Serenity" near the end of the show ("Serenity" is of course the name of the Firefly movie).

This is all so obvious that Joss had to personally deny he ripped this show off and his fans edit warred on the wikipedia page until they got an entire section of things he plagiarized from Outlaw Star to create Firefly removed. The funniest part is that Outlaw Star itself isn't only shit, but it is itself a shit knockoff of Cowboy Bebop. So Josses best known show is just a ripoff of a ripoff (of a ripoff since Cowboy Bebop is an off-brand Lupine III).

Career as a Rapist

Every Joss Whedon character ever created.

In addition to his career in film and television, Joss Whedon is also gainfully employed providing surprise sex to his wife nightly, as unquestionably ugly and talentless bulldyke Allecto has fantasized in hyr LiveJournal. Note to the reader: as you read this excerpt, keep in mind that, in all probability, Allecto was schlicking to the vision of rescuing Mrs. Whedon from this patriarchal servitude and whisking her away to a Sapphic paradise for intense re-education.

 
 
I feel awful for Joss Whedon's wife. From what I've read about him and the interviews I've watched, I'm fairly certain that he rapes his wife and abuses her in various other ways. I honestly can't think of anything worse than living with a man like Joss who thinks of women like the way he portrays in his tv shows. How awful. The comment about the money was meant to be about how I personally could see no benefit from being with a man like Joss OTHER than money. Joss uses and abuses her. Probably rapes her and thinks of women as whores etc, etc. Obviously, Ms Whedon has her own reasons for staying. Fear, patriarchal concepts of love, etc. But I would argue that she gives everything and gets nothing. Money is the only concrete thing that she could possibly gain. But as I said money is worth nothing compared with self-integrity, self-esteem, love (sister/lesbian/gynaffectionate love) etc. So she still loses out. Poor woman.
 

 

Undoubtedly, the Whedons have been cut deeply by the truth inherent in this character examination; Wifey's probably weaving vulva-shaped dreamcatchers to use as propellers for the vaginacopter she'll escape in, while Joss sprays bitter tears all over his dadpaste factory. Another uncontested victory for radical feminists who keep their ears plugged up with organic tampons to keep dissenting viewpoints from contaminating their womynenergy circles.

Joss and "Feminism"

Obviously he wears a fedora.
   
 
Joss shoots his actresses most lovingly when they're wet and crying and curled up in the fetal position, pressed up against a wall, broken, mascara running, bleeding, and reaching out. And what are they typically reaching out for? Some dude (or vampire or werewolf) and the dick he's attached to.
 

 
 

Cracked.com, Back before Cracked were raging feminazis.

In recent years, Whedon has been desperately trying to get rid of the stigma of being a woman hater, inflicted upon him by crazy, internet feminazis on account of all his female characters being constantly raped and beaten on screen. However, cooperating with these cunts is never the right way to go about it. Sensing that the prey is weak and realizing what a pathetic, spineless individual Whedon is, the feminist community has used an array of articles and shaming techniques that would fail on anyone with a backbone to mold Joss into a pitiable, fedora-clad white knight.

Since then, Joss has been constantly involved in various, minor controversies that revolve around him trying to defend the helpless damsels in distress, all the while dressing up Scarlett Johansson in a skin-tight leather outfit with ridiculous cleavage and preaching his insane theory of "Womb Envy".

Yes, "Womb Envy". Joss Whedon's entire world-view about feminism revolves around the theory that men hate women because they're jealous that they can't pop a little brat out of their assholes, and not because say... women are stupid and useless for anything besides cooking, cleaning and sucking dick. However, the only person who has "Womb Envy" seems to be Whedon himself, which explains why the second Avengers movie has a bizarre and tone-deaf sub-plot about Black Widow being castrated, why the rapist character in Firefly laments that "Man is stronger than woman, but only woman can bare a child. Doesn't seem fair", and why he fired one of his actresses because (he was jealous that) she was pregnant.


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Here you see Joss proving his feminism by having Scarlett Johansson do the "Look at my ass and tits at the same time" pose on the Avengers poster.

Joss Fires a Woman For Being Pregnant

Whedon fired this whore due to his "Womb Envy."

In a show of true feminism, Whedon fired Charisma Carpenter from his (failed) show "Angel".
Charisma, who played the millionth incarnation of an unrealistic strong woman named "Cordelia", was booted off the show as soon as she got knocked up and faster than Whedon ejaculates, thereby allowing Whedon to preform a miracle by losing charisma despite never having any in the first place.

The feminisphere roared and whined but, for once, Whedon didn't cave to the feminazis and even went a step further by intentionally screwing Carpenter over. How did he do this? By inviting her to participate in the show's 100th episode, promising not to kill off her character in that episode because she refused to take part otherwise, and then promptly "changing his mind" after she has already signed the contract and then lording over her about it as she literally cried (like the strong, independent woman she portrays).

If anything, this ordeal proves that the only person who has "Womb Envy" is actually Whedon himself (and literally no one else), and that his entire feminism shtick is a result of guilt about his perverse envy, manifesting itself as angry, delusional projection onto the entire male sex.

Joss Hates "Feminist" Then Backpaddles Like a Bitch

In stark contrast to his usual fear of saying anything to offend his feminist overlords, Whedon once made a speech at a benefit dinner about equality where he gave a 15 minute long, rambling dissertation about how he hates the word "Feminist". In his delirious mumbling, he discusses wanting to replace it with calling people who aren't feminists "Genderists" and briefly mentions how people don't like to use the word "Feminist" because it isn't something they want to "deal" with, thereby reluctantly admitting he is aware everyone hates feminists and thinks they are annoying.

Although he was greeted with rousing applause from people in the room who wanted his money, the next day the internet was flooded with articles on feminist websites calling him a misogynist racist because by implying that you should denounce sexists instead of coddling women, he acknowledges they already have all the rights and denies them their victim status. Furthermore, using a word like "Genderist" might give people the wrong impression that feminists want equality.

Whedon quickly receded like his own hairline and is now calling himself a feminist again.

Whedon Vs. The Mary Sue

In one of his most recent, and most pathetic displays of how crazy he has become, Joss responded to this tweet by feminazi website The Mary Sue:

I think you misspelled "Fapping"

This is the same TMS that Sarah Butts wrote for until it was discovered that she he fucks dogs and children. At which point the site tried to deny Sarah ever wrote for them (but forgot to delete the evidence) and then tried to claim it was actually some other person called "Sarah Butts" who just so happens to also be obsessed with GamerGate. None of this has anything to do with Whedon per-se, but it's still amusing to see what kind of highly respectable feminist figures he chooses to suck-up to... anyway!

A logical person would have probably pointed out the irony/hypocrisy in a site that constantly whines about objectification tweeting about them all fingering themselves at the sight of a shirtless Chris Pratt. But not a beta like Joss. No, Joss instead chose to complain that they are overlooking the misogyny of the Jurassic World trailer, the true victim of which (according to Whedon) is Pratt's fully clothed co-star.

Unlike what the whores over at TMS usually do, they did not take this laying down. The Mary Sue responded with their own article saying that they aren't a reactionary feminazi shithole unlike Buzzfeed or Jezebel (forgetting to mention We Hunted The Mammoth in their lineup of feminazi outrage blogs or the fact that TMS is by far the worst of the 4), and criticizing Whedon for criticizing them because him telling them how to be feminists is misogyny, mansplaining and harassment. This was actually their second article about Joss. Their first article calling him a sci-fi rapist from a few years ago is probably the reason he was following them in the first place and doing his usual song and dance of groveling to any radfem that criticizes him in an attempt to win them back. It's also the reason he played along when TMS tried to coin the term "Quite Misogyny" after they lost their shit over a Pokemon demo not having a playable character yet ("Quite Misogyny" is the misogyny you are guilty of without actually doing anything bad to women until you repent... like original sin).

The ordeal ended with Whedon apologizing to them and they are presumably still jerking off to the poor, sexualized Pratt while writing articles about "The male gaze" (yes, Joss too).

Whedon Vs. His Own Actors

Pretty much everyone who has ever been on set with Whedon has grown tired of his tedious browbeating to the point that his former colleague Adam Baldwin openly contradicts Whedon's delusional opinions on Twitter and his current coworkers did this:

In an interview about the upcoming movie, both Chris Evans and Jeremy Renner refered to Johanson's character "Black Widow" as a slut, whore and a trick. Whedon responded by saying that he is "Disappointed" in them and Evens ended up having to apologize for diplomacy's sake. But it was clear that the joke was the result of them blowing off some steam after having to listen to Whedon's self-righteous logorrhea all day. Renner, on the other hand, acted like he has some actual balls and continued to laugh about it when he was a guest on Conan O'Brien's show that week.

Obviously, the first to take the opportunity to get a few more cheap-shots in on Whedon was, again, The Mary Sue.

Whedon Vs. His Wife

Last Thursday, Joss and his wife decided they were getting a divorce. Since Joss is a giant mangina, everyone assumed the reason his wife was leaving him was because of some retard feminist shit like "he was holding her back from seeing how many black dicks she could fit in her holes at once" or "she needed to feel what a man's penis felt like". However in a guest blog dropped by Joss's ex Kai Cole, she dropped the bomb shell that will probably kill his whole career.

Joss isn't a feminist, has been using his marriage to Kai as a shield so no one would question his relationships with other women or scrutinize his writing as anything other than feminist


Yup, while Joss was receiving praise and awards for being the best little feminist that ever was, in reality he was making desperate young actresses fuck him for work and telling them "If you tell anyone no one will believe you and I will destroy your career!" on shows that would get canceled by the 1st or 2nd season for reasons that were everyone else's but his own. This guy make Bill-O the clown look like Susan B. Anthony by comparison.

   
 
he wrote me, “When I was running ‘Buffy,’ I was surrounded by beautiful, needy, aggressive young women. It felt like I had a disease, like something from a Greek myth. Suddenly I am a powerful producer and the world is laid out at my feet and I can’t touch it.” But he did touch it. He said he understood, “I would have to lie — or conceal some part of the truth — for the rest of my life,” but he did it anyway...
 

 
 

Kai Cole on Joss's immaculate feminism

Some argue since she's a woman going through a divorce she's just saying anything she can to clean out his net worth as a vagina tax. While this would be a valid argument under any other circumstance, Joss is a 'feminist' so he either needs to "listen and believe" her or fight back full divorce court forcem proving everything she says is 100% true.

Kinda makes sense now why all his casts turn on him once the work dries up.

Whedon Vs. Twitter Feminists

This little interview must have left a mark on people's impression of the movie because, soon after the release of "Age of Ultron", Whedon was bombarded by complaints from his false, feminist idols that they are disappointed that the movie isn't feminist enough. I guess, judging from Whedon's sad and desperate attempts to placate them, the feminists assumed that "Avengers 2" would be some kind "S.C.U.M Manifesto" of film-making. When all they got was Johanson's tits hanging out while she talks about being neutered (Whedon's pregnancy obsession rearing it's retarded head again), they lashed out at Whedon on twitter who, at the sight of his feminism being doubted by the internet whores he's so eager to please, quit twitter. One of his most vocal detractors was his idol's puppet master, Jonathan McIntosh.



Soon after, every entertainment news site ran a story about it lamenting his departure as if it was real news, including (you guessed it) "The Mary Sue". Joss then had to quickly do damage control by doing an interview with Buzzfeed and saying it wasn't feminists or Anita who drove him off, mentioning that she was the second person to call him, which only makes everyone suspect she contacted him right away, asking him to do the interview to protect her reputation. During the interview, Joss had a slip of the tongue (much like the time he accidentally admitted he doesn't like the word feminist because everyone hates them) and said it couldn't have been feminists who drove him off twitter because they already attack him on twitter all the time!

The attempt at backpeddling convinced no one and only made Joss look like feminism's battered wife, telling her friends that her husband only hit her because he loves her.


    
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The Sarkeesian Connection

After Adam Baldwin coined the term "GamerGate", Joss became heavily involved in it, comparing people participating in it to the KKK. Becoming more and more embroiled in the shitstorm, he later tweeted this about Anita before actually meeting her in one of her many photo ops:


Joss meets his idol.
Joss meets his idol.


An innocent, unbiased opinion, right? Not so much. The first, obvious connection between Whedon and Anita is the fact that her first video was a criticism of his shit show Dollhouse, calling it sexist. And, much like his interactions with TMS who wrote articles about him in the past, Whedon once again establishes a pattern of willingness to throw himself at the feet of any woman who accuses him of sexism and beg for their validation. Their second connection is not as obvious...

Jonathan McIntosh, Anita's boyfriend/director/puppetmaster once won an award from Whedon's scholarship fund for some video he made for a contest he was running (it was something about Buffy and Twilight). It got a lot of attention when Youtube pulled it down thanks to a DMCA and McIntosh had all of Anita's news-site friends publish articles about it until the video was put up again.

Hilariously, Thunderf00t (doing something not retarded for the first time in his life) made this video to show what Anita would think of Whedon's videos if she didn't need him for publicity or he didn't need her as a meat shield against other feminists:

Joss Whedon Fan Sites

Accurate description of all female characters in a Whedon film, as told by Chris Evans and Jeremy Renner.

Over time, Whedon's shameless pandering had earned him a following of borderline retarded fans. It consists mostly of grown, female feminists who praise him when he does everything they ask and berate him like a dog that peed on the carpet when he doesn't, 13 year old girls (or grown women with the mentality thereof) who write gay fapfiction about his films 10 times longer than the actual script and then masturbate to it, actual fags, and adult, male feminists who are trying to sleep with 13 year old girls.

To this day, these people obsess about Whedon and his bald head, defend him at any cost whenever he fucks up (always) and wonder when Firefly will be un-cancelled. Thanks to this, they are all incredibly crazy and thin skinned, and therefore ripe for trolling (below are some common tactics).

  • BuffyWorld
    • Conversation Starters:
      • That guy who plays Spike looks gay to me.
      • I saw Joss's titties when he was in a drunken catfight with Shannen Doherty.
      • I like Charmed better.
  • Fireflyfans aka the "Brownpants"
    • Conversation Starters:
      • Science fiction is stupid.
      • What were they using for fuel?
      • I like Dr. Who better.
      • Anyone ever watch "Outlaw Star"?

Haters

Proof that Joss Whedon is "Transphobic"
This was from before the entire staff turned SJW and began defending anyone they see as a member of the cult.
Here you can find the hundreds of articles by radfams calling him a fake feminist, misogynist, a rapist, and going batshit over him trying to change the word "Feminist" (seriously Whedon, just give up. They will never accept you as long as you have a penis).

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