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[[File:Ashley Van Haeften.jpg|thumb|Fae, showing his middle aged spread]] | |||
[[File:Gay Pride London 1991.jpg|thumb|Faaaaabulous at London Pride [[old people|in 1991]]]] | |||
'''Ashley Van Haeften''' {{Jew}} (aka '''Fæ''') is a [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&type=rights&page=User%3AF%C3%A6 disgraced Wikipedia sysop], and notorious [[TOW|Wikipedia]] [[sockpuppet|sockmaster]], who also happens to be <s>the chairman of</s> <s>a member of</s> fired from [[Wikimedia Foundation|Wikimedia UK]]'s Board of Trustees. | |||
Fæ was [[wikipedia:Wikipedia:Arbitration/Requests/Case/Fæ#F.C3.A6_banned|banned by ArbCom]], and [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&type=rights&page=User%3AF%C3%A6 surrendered] his sysop privileges after ArbCom found him to be overly hostile and overly insistent on including a pornographic link to a [[BLP|biography of a living person]]. After resigning his sysop bit under a cloud and being banned from Jimbo Wales' talkpage, Fæ [http://blog.wikimedia.org.uk/2012/08/a-message-from-jon-davies-chief-executive-of-wikimedia-uk/ resigned] as chairperson of Wikimedia UK after the old media got hold of some of Fæ's kinky porn uploads. | |||
==Wikimedia Trolling== | |||
{{quote|1=Sometimes Wikipedia's best contributors can also be its worst. This year's highest profile troublemaker was a Wikimedia UK board member (User:Fæ) whose behavior (including alleged legal threats against fellow editors and a semi-nude picture scandal) on Wikipedia and photo hub Wikipedia Commons became the subject of considerable controversy. [[in the ass|In the end]], '''Fæ was blocked from editing Wikipedia — but not from Commons, where he's active to this day.'''|2=[http://mashable.com/2013/01/03/most-interesting-wikipedia-stories/ Mashable.com]|3=Identifying the real troublemaker}} | |||
Indeed, Fae has remained extremely active on [[Wikimedia Commons]], having applied for sysop [https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Commons:Administrators/Requests/F%C3%A6(5) and failing] '''five fucking times'''. Fae was given a MacMini [https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:MichaelMaggs&diff=141607947&oldid=141603053 in exchange for] staying the hell away from WMUK, a chapter of the [[Wikimedia Foundation]] that encourages galleries, libraries and museums to donate materials to Commons. The Finnish Museum of Photography [https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Commons:Bureaucrats%27_noticeboard/Archive_3#Request_for_GWtoolset_access_4 had offered its collection] to Commons, but [https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Finnish_Museum_of_Photography&diff=prev&oldid=142101179 changed their minds] after seeing Fae [https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Commons:Bureaucrats%27_noticeboard/Archive_3#Request_for_GWtoolset_access_4 argue with an aspie] over their choice of username. | |||
===Plagiarism and Copyright Violations=== | |||
Fae got to know the salty, semen-like taste of irony when, after [[art theft|Flickr-washing]] over 9000 images stolen from various places on the internet, Fae himself suffered uploader's remorse and deleted several pictures of himself in various bondage scenes from Commons, but is now upset that the images are hosted here. In addition to stealing images, Fæ was [http://wikipediareview.com/index.php?showtopic=35973 busted] for plagiarism at The [[Wikipedia Review]]. | |||
===Fae's Kinky Uploads=== | |||
<center> | |||
<gallery caption="Cover-ups" widths="200px" heights="200px"> | |||
File:Man_in_stress_position.jpg|[http://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&page=File%3AMan_in_stress_position.jpg Deleted] | |||
File:Hogtied_male.jpg|[http://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&page=File%3AHogtied_male.jpg Deleted] | |||
File:AussieBum_wonderjock.jpg|[http://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&page=File%3AAussieBum_wonderjock.jpg Deleted] | |||
File:Saunaboy.png|[http://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&type=delete&page=User%3ASaunaboy Deleted] | |||
</gallery> | |||
</center> | |||
===Banned by ArbCom=== | |||
Fae was found to be overly hostile, openly hurling accusations of homophobia at anyone who dared criticize his additions of pornographic material and links to [[BLP|biographies of living people]]. Fae was so nasty, that he was [https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Jimbo_Wales&diff=493182000&oldid=493180702 banned from Jimmy Wales' talkpage] after an argument turned sour. It also turned out that Fae had more [[sockpuppet|socks]] than Sears. | |||
===Sockpuppetry=== | |||
Sockpuppetry being one of Wikipedia's many high crimes, it came to light during the ArbCom case that Fae had [[at least 100]] sockpuppets. A fine example of the encyclopedic material contributed by this army of sockpuppets is the Wikipedia article "[[wikipedia:User:Ash/List_of_gay_bathhouse_regulars|List of gay bathhouse regulars]]" ([http://www.webcitation.org/69dVoqpHM archive]). His copious accusations of [[homophobia]] and refusal to disclose [[sockpuppets|accounts he had previously used]] resulted in him being [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User%3AF%C3%A6&diff=503505126&oldid=503033841 banned by Arbcom]. Despite all this, Fae was appointed as the [[smegma|head cheese]] at Wikimedia UK. Remember that the next time [[lol|you donate to Wikipedia]]. | |||
;Known accounts | |||
* [[Wikipedia:User:Speedoguy|Speedoguy]] | |||
* [[Wikipedia:User:Speedo|Speedo]] | |||
* [[Wikipedia:User:Saunaboy|Saunaboy]] | |||
* [[Wikipedia:User:Era8|Era8]] | |||
* [[Wikipedia:User:Ticaro|Ticaro]] | |||
* [[Wikipedia:User:Ash|Ash]] | |||
* [[Wikipedia:User:F%C3%A6|Fæ]] | |||
* [[Wikipedia:User:Ashleyvh|Ashleyvh]] | |||
* [[Wikipedia:User:AshleyVH|AshleyVH]] | |||
* [[Wikipedia:User:Teahot|Teahot]] | |||
===Deletion of Fae's Wikipedia article=== | |||
Because [[Wikipedia is not censored]], Fæ's Wikipedian buddies [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&page=Ashley_van_Haeften deleted and locked] his article, claiming that it was an "attack article". Was it an attack article? A screenshot of the article before it was deleted is shown below. You decide. | |||
<center>[[File:Faepage.png|800px]]</center> | |||
==Fae and this article== | |||
[[File:Fae descends the cross.jpg|thumb|Wikipedians help Fae from the cross. Moments later, he climbed back up]] | |||
Fae loves the existence of this article, because he loves to play the victim when he is trolling, and he points to the [[:Template:Lezz|appropriate categorization]] of this article as proof that we are homophobic, completely overlooking the fact that most ED staff are fags. | |||
{{squote|1=Hello "Badmachine", do you have anything to say about the attack page off-wiki that you are actively maintaining about me, where you label me as a faggot? --Fæ (talk) 23:00, 13 December 2012 (UTC)|2=[http://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?title=Commons:Deletion_requests/File:Gay_Pride_London_1991.jpg&diff=prev&oldid=84959659 Fae]|3=[[Special:Contributions/Hipcrime|lying through his British teeth]]}} | |||
==Miscellaneous lies== | |||
{{quote|Update: Wikimedia contacted us with the following information regarding Ashley van Haeften: "It was presented in the media that Mr Van Haeften's ban from the English language Wikipedia was related to pornography. This isn't really true. He'd been subjected to a long campaign of harassment, both online and offline, and the ban resulted from his interactions with other editors while trying to deal with this, which some editors felt was inappropriate."|Fae|[http://realbusiness.co.uk/article/18281-the-ten-most-controversial-resignations-of-the-last-12-months lying to yet another reporter]}} | |||
{{quote|@Nick-D, thanks for the feedback, however I believe you are being rather unfair on this criticism as you are referring to a batch upload project completed in February 2013, in fact the IWM uploads were my first project which I was motivated to start after the death of [[Aaron Swartz]], and there have been many other better managed batch uploads since then. If you check the project pages above, I put a great deal of careful attention and cooperative discussion on how best to add useful categories, descriptions, metadata and find specific and useful file-names for my uploads. If you check my Commons talk page history I put significant effort into improving and testing alternatives when my fellow contributors raise concerns. For more relevant history, you may want to check my user page on this project where there are links to my past excellent FA and GA work before the Arbcom case.|Fae|lying at [[ArbCom|RFAR]] and invoking the name of an hero}} | |||
==See also== | |||
*[[Sam Blacketer]] – Another British Wikipedian with multiple past accounts who rose through the ranks. | |||
*[[Fae/Gayspunk]], a small sampling of Fae's exploits as a cumdumpster | |||
== External links == | |||
* [http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/wikipedia/9439046/Chairman-of-Wikipedia-charity-banned-after-pornography-row.html Chairman of Wikipedia charity banned after pornography row - Telegraph] | |||
**[http://blog.wikimedia.org.uk/2012/07/a-response-to-the-daily-telegraph-article/ A response to The Daily Telegraph article | Wikimedia UK Blog] | |||
* [http://www.foxnews.com/tech/2012/08/01/50-shades-wikipedia-uk-head-banned-after-bondage-porn-ties/ 50 shades of Wikipedia? UK head banned after bondage porn ties | Fox News] | |||
* [http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/wikipedia/9447161/Wikipedia-charity-chairman-resigns-after-pornography-row.html Wikipedia charity chairman resigns after pornography row - Telegraph] | |||
* [http://www.examiner.com/article/wikimedia-uk-trustee-finds-his-hands-tied Wikimedia UK trustee finds his hands tied - National Wiki Edits | Examiner.com] | |||
* [http://www.examiner.com/article/wikimedia-uk-leader-faces-wiki-trial Wikimedia UK leader faces wiki-trial - National Wiki Edits | Examiner.com] | |||
* [http://wikipediocracy.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=341 Fae thread at Wikipediocracy.com Warning: 32 pages] | |||
* [https://groups.google.com/d/msg/alt.wesley.crusher.die.die.die/0kF19WlQSzw/mQpI9b9Ryz8J My shota fantasy, let me show you it] | |||
* [http://realbusiness.co.uk/article/18281-the-ten-most-controversial-resignations-of-the-last-12-months The Ten Most Controversial Resignations of 2013] | |||
===Further Reading/Drama=== | |||
* [[Wikipedia:Wikipedia:Requests_for_adminship/F%C3%A6|Wikipedia:Requests_for_adminship/Fæ]] | |||
* [[Wikipedia:Wikipedia:Arbitration/Requests/Case/F%C3%A6|Wikipedia:Arbitration/Requests/Case/Fæ]] | |||
** [[Wikipedia:Wikipedia:Arbitration/Requests/Case/F%C3%A6/Evidence|Wikipedia:Arbitration/Requests/Case/Fæ/Evidence]] | |||
** [[Wikipedia:Wikipedia:Arbitration/Requests/Case/F%C3%A6/Workshop|Wikipedia:Arbitration/Requests/Case/Fæ/Workshop]] | |||
** [[Wikipedia:Wikipedia:Arbitration/Requests/Case/F%C3%A6/Proposed_decision|Wikipedia:Arbitration/Requests/Case/Fæ/Proposed_decision]] | |||
* [[Wikipedia:Wikipedia:Administrators%27_noticeboard/Archive235#User:Fae|Wikipedia:Administrators'_noticeboard/Archive235#User:Fae]] | |||
* [[Wikipedia:Wikipedia:Requests_for_comment/F%C3%A6|Wikipedia:Requests_for_comment/Fæ]] | |||
* [[Wikipedia:Wikipedia:Editor_review/F%C3%A6_(2)|Wikipedia:Editor_review/Fæ_(2)]] | |||
* [[Wikipedia:Wikipedia:Requests_for_comment/Ash|Wikipedia:Requests_for_comment/Ash]] | |||
* [[Wikipedia:Wikipedia:Wikipedia_Signpost/2012-07-16/Special_report|''Signpost'' article on Fae]] | |||
* [http://uk.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?title=Call_for_EGM_2012&oldid=26599 Call for an EGM by WMUK, now "blanked as a courtesy"] | |||
:* [http://uk.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?title=Talk:Call_for_EGM_2012&oldid=26799 Make sure to check out the talk page, also "blanked as a courtesy"] | |||
*[http://uk.wikimedia.org/wiki/Microgrants/32GB_usb_stick_for_Commons_dump Fae is janky as fuck] | |||
*[http://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?title=Commons:Administrators/Requests/F%C3%A6&oldid=64587953 Fae's unsuccessful RfA at Commons], also blanked as a courtesy and also contains Fae claiming harassment | |||
*[https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Commons:Administrators/Requests/F%C3%A6(5) Fae's fifth failed request for sysop at Commons] | |||
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Latest revision as of 06:39, 1 February 2025


Ashley Van Haeften ✡ (aka Fæ) is a disgraced Wikipedia sysop, and notorious Wikipedia sockmaster, who also happens to be the chairman of a member of fired from Wikimedia UK's Board of Trustees.
Fæ was banned by ArbCom, and surrendered his sysop privileges after ArbCom found him to be overly hostile and overly insistent on including a pornographic link to a biography of a living person. After resigning his sysop bit under a cloud and being banned from Jimbo Wales' talkpage, Fæ resigned as chairperson of Wikimedia UK after the old media got hold of some of Fæ's kinky porn uploads.
Wikimedia Trolling
—Mashable.com, Identifying the real troublemaker | ||
Indeed, Fae has remained extremely active on Wikimedia Commons, having applied for sysop and failing five fucking times. Fae was given a MacMini in exchange for staying the hell away from WMUK, a chapter of the Wikimedia Foundation that encourages galleries, libraries and museums to donate materials to Commons. The Finnish Museum of Photography had offered its collection to Commons, but changed their minds after seeing Fae argue with an aspie over their choice of username.
Plagiarism and Copyright Violations
Fae got to know the salty, semen-like taste of irony when, after Flickr-washing over 9000 images stolen from various places on the internet, Fae himself suffered uploader's remorse and deleted several pictures of himself in various bondage scenes from Commons, but is now upset that the images are hosted here. In addition to stealing images, Fæ was busted for plagiarism at The Wikipedia Review.
Fae's Kinky Uploads
- Cover-ups
Banned by ArbCom
Fae was found to be overly hostile, openly hurling accusations of homophobia at anyone who dared criticize his additions of pornographic material and links to biographies of living people. Fae was so nasty, that he was banned from Jimmy Wales' talkpage after an argument turned sour. It also turned out that Fae had more socks than Sears.
Sockpuppetry
Sockpuppetry being one of Wikipedia's many high crimes, it came to light during the ArbCom case that Fae had at least 100 sockpuppets. A fine example of the encyclopedic material contributed by this army of sockpuppets is the Wikipedia article "List of gay bathhouse regulars" (archive). His copious accusations of homophobia and refusal to disclose accounts he had previously used resulted in him being banned by Arbcom. Despite all this, Fae was appointed as the head cheese at Wikimedia UK. Remember that the next time you donate to Wikipedia.
- Known accounts
Deletion of Fae's Wikipedia article
Because Wikipedia is not censored, Fæ's Wikipedian buddies deleted and locked his article, claiming that it was an "attack article". Was it an attack article? A screenshot of the article before it was deleted is shown below. You decide.
Fae and this article

Fae loves the existence of this article, because he loves to play the victim when he is trolling, and he points to the appropriate categorization of this article as proof that we are homophobic, completely overlooking the fact that most ED staff are fags.
Miscellaneous lies
—Fae, lying at RFAR and invoking the name of an hero | ||
See also
- Sam Blacketer – Another British Wikipedian with multiple past accounts who rose through the ranks.
- Fae/Gayspunk, a small sampling of Fae's exploits as a cumdumpster
External links
- Chairman of Wikipedia charity banned after pornography row - Telegraph
- 50 shades of Wikipedia? UK head banned after bondage porn ties | Fox News
- Wikipedia charity chairman resigns after pornography row - Telegraph
- Wikimedia UK trustee finds his hands tied - National Wiki Edits | Examiner.com
- Wikimedia UK leader faces wiki-trial - National Wiki Edits | Examiner.com
- Fae thread at Wikipediocracy.com Warning: 32 pages
- My shota fantasy, let me show you it
- The Ten Most Controversial Resignations of 2013
Further Reading/Drama
- Wikipedia:Requests_for_adminship/Fæ
- Wikipedia:Arbitration/Requests/Case/Fæ
- Wikipedia:Administrators'_noticeboard/Archive235#User:Fae
- Wikipedia:Requests_for_comment/Fæ
- Wikipedia:Editor_review/Fæ_(2)
- Wikipedia:Requests_for_comment/Ash
- Signpost article on Fae
- Call for an EGM by WMUK, now "blanked as a courtesy"
- Fae is janky as fuck
- Fae's unsuccessful RfA at Commons, also blanked as a courtesy and also contains Fae claiming harassment
- Fae's fifth failed request for sysop at Commons
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