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Boko Haram is an Islamic Extremist terrorist group located somewhere in the scenic and redundantly named land of Nigeria. The group follows some extreme laws, all of which would seem totally pathetic in the white man's eyes with the exception of beating women. The group roams Africa and can often be seen cleansing near a mud puddle. Conservationist often worry that giraffes and noble apes often have to travel miles to find a puddle that is not infested with filthy nigger Muslims. One of Boko Haram's leader, Abubakar Shekau, is as black as black gets. The term "Boko Haram" means "western education is forbidden" which proves just how dumb they are.
The idea of Boko Haram is simple: Shoot the fuck out of Christians, churches and those who do not believe in Allah. Nigerian state governor Dr Mu’azu Babangida Aliyu stated "Islam is known to be a religion of peace and does not accept violence and crime in any form" and Boko Haram is not a part of Islam. In 1995 the group's name was Shabaab, Muslim Youth Organisation whereby young Muslims were are trained how to hijack almost any form of transport, bomb any building and shoot any gun (after all, it takes a rocket scientist to figure out how to pull a trigger.)
General Information
Leaders
- Mohammed Yusuf (R.I.P, nigga)
- Abubakar Shekau
- Mallam Sanni Umaru
- Abu Zaid
Known Forms of Terrorism
- Bombing buildings
- Shooting Christians/unworthy Muslims
- Invading one's private property
- Suicide Bombing
Supporter(s)
- Muslims
- Allah
- Your mother
