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Robert Steinhäuser
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| Robert Steinhäuser | |
| Born | January 22, 1983 |
| Died | April 26, 2002 (aged 19) |
| Nationality: | German 
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| Highscore | Killed 16, injured 1 |
| Top 50? | 47th |
| Style | FPS, Single player |
| An Hero? | Yes |
Robert Steinhäuser (born January 22, 1983) was a 19-year-old expelled student who got so fucking pissed about his eviction from school that he decided to bring a gun into class and kill every teacher. On the 26th of April 2002, his IRL ragequit wiped off 16 worthless People from the face of the Earth and further injured one other guy, earning him the second School's Highest Score in history (until 2007), right before Britfag kiddy-killer Thomas Watt Hamilton. His genocide crusade made Germany severely butthurt and caused moral panics, much in the same way that Columbine did back in '99. German schools implemented a code term, Mrs. Koma is Coming, Koma spelt backwards reading A M O K, a term for an active Mass Shooting.
Erfurt Massacre
On his last day alive, Robert Steinhäuser brought a Glock, a diving knife and a shitty shotgun that didn't even work into his former school and ask the janitor if Frau Alt (the principal) was at the school, and she sayed the principal wasn't there.Robert entered the bathroom to change his clothes so that he looked like a Ninja. He then proceeded to shoot at every teacher in sight, ignoring the students for some reasons .Robert, had a problem in a classroom and tried to headshot every teacher there and only killed 2 students and wounded another one. Also, he skiped a teacher thinking she was a student. The cops showed up within a matter of minutes, but that didn't deter our hero from trying to reach the High Score, as he shot one police officer straight through the head from a classroom window.
Before Steinhäuser's suicide, a teacher named Rainer Heise walked up to him and said:
—Nigga, you asking for it. | ||
Steinhäuser answered with:
—Fucking emoquitter. | ||
Mr. Heise made small talk with Steinhäuser before luring him into an empty classroom and locking him inside where he cried like a pussy faggot, breaked everything there and finaly killed himself by brainwashing via right temple. If he hadn't have given up so easily, he'd probably be ranked in the top 3 Highest Scores today. After his massacre, some Columbine students went there to mourn the victims (probably because Robert surpassed his amoklauf) and also, the Columbine principal was there, who got injured by flying splinters.
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Crime Scene
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Robert, on his soccer team. -
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Graded Score
| Kill count: | 16/20 |
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| Accuracy: | 19/20 16-1 K-I; noscope headshot teachers only |
| Style: | 20/20 Assassinated teachers exclusively |
| Butthurt: | 15/20 Germany's version of Columbine. However, Steinhauser's family is sorry. |
| Bonus: | 20/20 Perfect headshot on a police officer! |
Wanted Level:
Police Force
See also
- Anton Lundin Pettersson - Stabbed niggers in a Swedish school.
- Petri Gerdt - Kid in Finland who blew up a mall a few month after Rob's chimp-out. Caused butthurt in Scandinavia.
- School shooting - You want to do it.
- Thomas Watt Hamilton - Did better than Steinhäuser.
- Tim Kretschmer - German High School Shooter 2.0.
- Ali David Sonboly - 3.0. except w/o schule kek
- Tobias Rathjen - 4.0. except from schule banning
- Philipp Fusz - 5.0. also without schule amoklaufen
External Links
| Robert Steinhäuser is part of a series on Dying Alone
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Assault Rifle 🔫 Gun 🔫 Gun Control 🔫 Murder 🔫 Arson 🔫 Bombs 🔫 Mass Shooting 🔫 School Shooting 🔫 |
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| Acts of revenge: |
Boston Marathon Bombing 🔫 Sandniggers in Paris 🔫 Ariana Grande Massacre 🔫 London Bridge Attack 2017 🔫 Capital Gazette Shooting |
| Objectors: |
Charlton Heston 🔫 James Holmes 🔫 NRA 🔫 Osama Bin Laden 🔫 Republicans 🔫 People planning a massacre 🔫 |
| Pre-2012 Gun Massacres |
Columbine 🔫 École Polytechnique 🔫 Dawson College 🔫 Virginia Tech Massacre 🔫 Austin, Texas 🔫 NIU Valentine's Day Massacre 🔫 Hungerford Massacre 🔫 Anders Breivik |
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| Featured article February 6 & 7, 2016 | ||
| Preceded by FCKH8 |
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