JaSonic

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The Foagly Furry Circa 2020, looks like a sex offender mugshot

Sonic, after having suffered years of sexual abuse.

WHY?!

JaSonic (Jason Crevier) is a hardcore Sonic the Hedgehog fetishist, French Canadian 45-year-old (born June 10th 1977) plushophilic furfaggot aspie from Lasalle, Quebec. Alongside Chris-Chan and Alix Henriol, JaSonic is one of the most autistic people on the planet. In fact, this man is so obsessed with Sonic, that he regularly bones various Sonic plushies, including a semen-encrusted plushie from 1993 that has become so synonymous with autism on the internet that everyone and their grandmother has to have seen that picture by now.

Early Postings

JaSonic first began posting pictures of his devotion to Sonic on DeviantArt back around 2007, give or take a year or two. His first few postings were nothing out of the ordinary, but things began to get weird when he began posting pictures of his "love making sessions" to his DeviantArt. Soon enough, various DeviantArt users began to take offense to his posts. One thing led to another, and after a few short years, JaSonic's DA was terminated in early 2009. Unfortunately for us, JaSonic has kept on pounding away at his Sonic plushies five years after his DA was shown the door.

Recent Shenanigans

Recently, JaSonic's jizz-sessions have been leaked from private websites onto more well-known sites. This unfortunately means that us sane internet users had to be exposed to the horrors that are this man's genitals. He has also been spotted discussing plushies with socially awkward fuckwits online, including other plushophiles and even bronies.

His new Sonic fucktoy, surprisingly not cum stained

Life Outside of Furfaggotry

See? Told you he has a job.

HURR DURR DURRRRR

Single again, back to fucking plushies (as if he'd be able to quit by having a downie for a gf lololol)

What JaSonic does in his spare time when he's not DJing/yiffing on Second Life, according to JaSonic himself upon finding out about this article he says he didn't take this photo as he claims he "doesn't degrade sonic like that" and that the person who made it is another plushophile by the name of "FoxWolfie Galen"

JaSonic, against all reasonable odds, somehow managed to get a job, working as a DJ at a center for the mentally disabled. How he managed to get his yiff-stained hands on a job, we have no idea, but the important thing is, he's contributing to society—oh, who the fuck are we kidding? This man's going to die alone and we all know it.

It has also come to our attention that he also has a potato waifu with Down's Syndrome named Ariel. apparently he has broken up with his short bus riding fuckslut as of August 2022 due to "something he realized" as can be seen here on his Second Life "1st Life" profile section.

Cringe Gallery

JaSonic Cringe Gallery About missing Pics

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  furfags and pedos are one and the same i tell ya!
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  JaSonic lore, discovered on some random guy's secondlife profile picks on august 19th 2022

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Pedophilia

One day in 2021, two underage individuals named "Mason" and his now ex-friend "KK" (circa 2022) decided to mess with & social engineer a lolcow into giving out information in a Discord group chat by exploiting fabrication, trust, and friendliness after obtaining their Discord tag. JaSonic would continually talk & boast about sexual things until one day he asked KK who was 13 for a photo of his dick. After this, Mason decided enough information was collected & immediately blocked all communication with JaSonic afterward calling him out for being a pedophile, leading to him deleting his Discord account.

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  A compilation showcasing disgusting photos sent from the Discord chat log.
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  One of his abominations circa 2021, a plushie so semen encrusted that it has transformed into a crusty nigger sonic.
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  also confirming his status as a pedophile, this was found on the Kiwi Farms thread about him.
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  this one is from April 2022, obvious pedo is obvious even though he's trying to deny it, the ominous part though is "living with children", someone call Chris Hansen.

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JaSonic also considers 19 'barely an adult' but will still send them dick pics!

Second Life

In the early hours of April Fools day 2022 AD in a den of lulz known as "The Hive", The hijinks of this furfaggot came to light as a few oldfags were reminiscing about Gabe Newell fucking a stuffed raccoon, this particular gif reminded one of the oldfags of JaSonic. It quickly became known that JaSonic was active on Second Life which I'm sure isn't surprising to anyone reading this at all. The idea of a raid was formulated, and they went all out. The guy who had brought him up went on a secret one man mission deep into the bowels of depravity, a Second Life club known as "Ariana's Unholy Darkness" (Amara (67, 188, 4001) quite a fitting name for such a place. Armed with the classic sanic de hedgehawg griefer avatar albeit with a broken skin and some very harsh words for JaSonic, thus began his rather epic Holy Crusade of anti-furfag/pedophile retribution. He teleported into the cesspool of a sim and JaSonic's sonic the hedgehog avatar was dancing like a cybergoth under a bridge, to which we all laughed hard at.

he was quickly kickbanned from the parcel and then the following chatlog ensued:

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August 2nd 2022 Audio Clip

a previously unknown audio clip of JaSonic (from June 2021) was delivered to me courtesy of Private Bubba aka Vinny (the SL troll) in which JaSonic tells us about his previously unknown acts of inserting foreign objects into his cock, including a rusty nail which caused him to go into a coma.

External links

•  JaSonic1977
• JaSonic1977
• SecondLife Username:JaSonic Resident
• jasonic
• Personal blog
• Ultimate_Sonic_fan
• JaSonic#5621
• Kiwi Farms thread

See Also

• Chris Chan

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