Floyd Lee Corkins

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What a complete and utter failure looks like.

Floyd Lee Corkins II is a morbidly obese homosexual of ambiguous ethnicity who, on August 15, 2012, committed one of the worst mass shootings in United States history when he went to the Washington, D.C. headquarters of the Family Research Council—a Christfaginese organization that's anti-choice, anti-gay marriage and against state-enforced cake-baking—armed with a gun and 15 Chick-Fil-A sandwiches that he intended to stuff into the mouths of his victims.

Corkins' ensuing massacre has the dubious distinction of being even worse than the 2017 Aztec High School Shooting that was committed by ED's very own Little Willy – as Corkins shot a security guard in the shoulder, killed noone and didn't even get a chance to kill himself before the security guard that he had barely even injured tackled him to the ground and held him until the police arrived. Corkins also wasted over $40 of his own money on a bunch of delicious chicken sandwiches that he didn't even get to shove down the throats of his screaming victims.

It was later revealed that Corkins had likely been radicalized by the domestic terrorist organization known as the Southern Poverty Law Center or SPLC, a group of retarded leftists who label practically everyone that they disagree with as a "hate group" and regularly publish lists of people that they believe deserve to be raped.

Corkins is currently serving a 25 year prison sentence.

FLC vs. FRC

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Leo Johnson, the hero of this story.

	“	I don't like your politics.	„
	—Corkins, before opening fire and killing noone

High Score

Graded score
Kill count:	0/20 ABSOLUTE ZERO
Accuracy:	0/20 Shot a security guard in the shoulder and still got owned by him.
Style:	0/20 Brought 15 sandwiches and wasted all of them.
Butthurt:	0/20 The MSM tried to cover him up since he was a SPLC radicalized lefty.
Bonus:	0/20 He literally couldn't do anything right.
Total score: 0/100 (F)

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See Also

• The Noid - The only person to ever get a worse score than Corkins.
• Vester Lee "Bryce Williams" Flanagan II - If Corkins weren't an incompetent fuckwit.

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