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:Quanell X (/ˈɛks/; born Quanell Ralph Evans; December 7, 1970) is a [[Fat|fat]] [[Retard|retarded]] race-baiting [[islamic]] [[islamic|nigger]] who thinks he can swindle his own people and no one will notice. Contrary to his IRL Wikipedia article, he is not actually the leader of the new black panther nation. He is rather a cocky cheap sack of shit who was lucky enough to land a cushy gig on a local cable news show that no one even knows exists anymore ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trBImXXhKhw&list=PLlNM4Iv_7kpSFNtbaDxjWy0DzB8eNBQGM&index=5 Fox Faceoff]). In his spare time, Quanell ambulance chases freshly killed jungle bunnies who have been shot by the honorable police and promises their families to get justice or some shit. In exchange Quanell would amount enough money to buy property in [[Texas|Conroe, TX]] far away from all the [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqlCvsusUos murder monkey's] he claims to care about.   
:Quanell X (/ˈɛks/; born Quanell Ralph Evans; December 7, 1970) is a [[Fat|fat]] [[Retard|retarded]] race-baiting [[islamic]] [[islamic|nigger]] who thinks he can swindle his own people and no one will notice. Contrary to his IRL [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quanell_X Wikipedia article], he is not actually the leader of the new black panther nation. He is rather a cocky cheap sack of shit who was lucky enough to land a cushy gig on a local cable news show that no one even knows exists anymore ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trBImXXhKhw&list=PLlNM4Iv_7kpSFNtbaDxjWy0DzB8eNBQGM&index=5 Fox Faceoff]). In his spare time, Quanell ambulance chases freshly killed jungle bunnies who have been shot by the honorable police and promises their families to get justice or some shit. In exchange Quanell would amount enough money to buy property in [[Texas|Conroe, TX]] far away from all the [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqlCvsusUos murder monkey's] he claims to care about.   


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Quanell X (/ˈɛks/; born Quanell Ralph Evans; December 7, 1970) is a fat retarded race-baiting islamic nigger who thinks he can swindle his own people and no one will notice. Contrary to his IRL Wikipedia article, he is not actually the leader of the new black panther nation. He is rather a cocky cheap sack of shit who was lucky enough to land a cushy gig on a local cable news show that no one even knows exists anymore (Fox Faceoff). In his spare time, Quanell ambulance chases freshly killed jungle bunnies who have been shot by the honorable police and promises their families to get justice or some shit. In exchange Quanell would amount enough money to buy property in Conroe, TX far away from all the murder monkey's he claims to care about.

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All you Jews can go straight to hell.
 

 
 

Quanell X

   
 
knuckle up, put your boots on, because we’re ready and the war is going down!
 

 
 

—[ Quanell X]

Early life

Quanell Ralph Evans was born in Los Angeles, Commifornia. Both his mother and father we're cocaine-crazed negros who stumbled into the Nation of Islam. A crazy organization of nazi niggers who hate whites, Jews, gays, and even other porch monkeys. After some years his Quanell's parent's got an inevitable divorce. Because we all know shit-skin fathers don't stick around their tar babies for too long. Evans, his little brother and his cocaine-addicted negra mother moved to Houston. They lived in a one-bedroom apartment in the Fifth Ward. The fifth ward is an area in Houston, TX known to inhabit hundred of thousand ghetto smelly cotton pickers. They lived with their blind senile old bitch of a grandmother's house, where he attended Worthing High School.


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