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Bombermanfan (a.k.a. Tablecow, Digimon, Donnie, and Donald Rowland Buffkin; born February 11, 1993) ✡ is a 31-year old self-admitted carpet fucker, child rapist, and dog mongler in Jacksonville, FL, who has become notorious on several forums for posing as a woman and thinking that the name "bombermanfan" would go undetected to other users at the forum he had previously been banned from while using the username "bomberman".
He has a long and violent history of sexual assaults and homosexuality, and also has admitted to having a drooling problem and a tiny penis. After being repeatedly flamed and trolled on various forums and YouTube accounts and having nudes of him humping a carpet leaked, Bomber attempted to purge himself from the internet by spamming numerous misspelled emo-rants and issuing empty threats of hacking... CSIII, act like you know nigga!
He then made a lolcow out of himself in ED IRC by conducting pathetic floods, pleading to have his articles taken down, and threatening to take down ED by pasting YouTube links into IRC. You can find Donnie today using sock accounts to attempt to blank his own article because of him getting butthurt over it, as well as Chris-Chan, Kumichoo, Null, Taekesi, and a few others.
McLeodGaming
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Bomber gained quick popularity on the McLeodGaming forums for, in all essence, rising to the top as resident Autist of several gaming communities. Numerous complaints were sent into the site about his emo posts and threats against other users, ultimately leading to him being executed from the forums.
—The exact reason for his ban, although he claims it was because the admin simply didn't like him |
Sockpuppetry
Not getting the hint, Bomberman came back under the name "Bombermanfan", a name that would typically require the advanced sock hunting skills of any given rogue admin on TOW. Fortunately, the McLeod community was able to detect the obvious sock by noticing he copypasta'd the same rants used to appeal his original ban, only altering them to be third person.
Delicious logs
[+]Furfag and 1337 h4x0r brother
Kyzak says: BOMBERMAN SAYS [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: Bomber says you're a jerk Slayar §łǻүąя says: Okay Kyzak says: SHE WANTS TO SUCK YOU OFF [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: bomberman says: NO [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: Slayar jerk a you're says Bomber §łǻүąя says: Lolwut [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: And I [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: *gets popcorn* [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: No Kyzak says: Srsly, Slayar §łǻүąя says: Share some with me Kyzak says: she wants to suck you off [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: D: [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: She wants to flip you off §łǻүąя says: I'mm hungry bomberman says: say he will be banned by friday prolly [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: *hands some popcorn* Kyzak says: OH §łǻүąя says: Thanks Kyzak says: SHE WANTS TO GO ALL THE WAY, Kyzak says: SLAYAR Kyzak says: MAN Kyzak says: LUCKY YOU [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: You'll be banned by friday probably, sez bomber bomberman says: NO §łǻүąя says: Lmfao Kyzak says: GET TO TORTURE THE BITCH AND GET LAID BY HER [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: Bomber [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: Repeat after me [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: wasn't the new demo supposed to be out today? >_> [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: t(-.-t) §łǻүąя says: Lol Kyzak says: stfurawr Kyzak says: stop fucking begging for demos §łǻүąя says: SMILIES Kyzak says: Full is never gonna cum out §łǻүąя says: THEY HURT bomberman says: Shut up kyzak Kyzak says: of cleod's cum penis §łǻүąя says: MY SOOUUULL [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: lol Kyzak says: WHAT THE FUCK Kyzak says: ROYMASTER4] Kyzak says: IS A MOD [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: FTW §łǻүąя says: You just noticed? Kyzak says: FTFL Kyzak says: STS bomberman says: Tell slayar he needs to get help Kyzak says: Slayar Kyzak says: She needs help [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: Slayar, you need to get help Kyzak says: have any friends to help her suck you off? bomberman says: stop bullying people that it wont fix his problems §łǻүąя says: What? [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: hmm? §łǻүąя says: I was starting up hl2 §łǻүąя says: Something about help? Kyzak says: leave the conversation Kyzak says: den Kyzak says: Also Kyzak says: She needs help sucking you off Kyzak says: that's what she said §łǻүąя says: Lololol §łǻүąя says: I wouldn't let her touch me with a 50 foot poll §łǻүąя says: Pole* Kyzak says: Yeh Kyzak says: She r ugly Kyzak says: fugly even §łǻүąя says: Meh §łǻүąя says: Not fugly bomberman says: OMG FUCKING SHUT UP Kyzak says: She should just go be an hero §łǻүąя says: But that nose creeps me out Kyzak says: amirite, gais? §łǻүąя says: She has a fucking HUGE nose [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: true that bomberman says: leave me alone §łǻүąя says: You could drive a semi in that thing [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: ya [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: I'll go Jackie Chan on yall bomberman says: ill show yall Kyzak says: How much of a whore you are? [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: PERMA BLOCK'D bomberman says: grow up bomberman says: Kyzak §łǻүąя says: Lmao §łǻүąя says: Kay so kyzak Kyzak says: Yahrite, Mike Kyzak says: I'm finished. bomberman says: BYE Kyzak says: Bomberwummen has been pwnt. bomberman says: No [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: You all need another chance [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: CLEOD STYLE FTW Kyzak says: We've had a thousand chances. bomberman says: Because Im sending this to cleod HA Kyzak says: Cleod style? §łǻүąя says: That's like §łǻүąя says: When Kyzak says: Cleod style is permaban if you get one demerit §łǻүąя says: I'MA PERMA Kyzak says: one moar demerit* §łǻүąя says: And then §łǻүąя says: i'll let you off in a week Kyzak says: Only bomberman says: IM ALLREADY PERMA BANNED Kyzak says: With bomberwummen [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: What happened to giving 30247320 chances? Kyzak says: It's [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: THAT'S CLEOD STYLE [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: DUMBASS Kyzak says: "GIVEING YOU ANOTHER CHANCE" Kyzak says: 3 minutes latar [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: I have now turned green bomberman says: Brb im going to go get my bros book on ips Kyzak says: I'm silver. [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: and grown 3409372074302730743749032 my original size [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: YOU FUCKING HEDGEHOG Kyzak says: And I can throw silver board into your stomache. Kyzak says: GOOOORE. §łǻүąя says: Well, how do i shot web? Kyzak says: Well Kyzak says: First Kyzak says: You fiar your lazar Kyzak says: Then you stop using really old memes and being cancer for all of the interblargh. [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: I'm now going to jump on buildings, rip cars in half, and do a whole bunch of other crap for no reason §łǻүąя says: Old memes are better than new ones [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: But [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: eh §łǻүąя says: By a long shot [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: Squirtle [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: Could [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: KICK [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: MY [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: ASS Kyzak says: But ehh, Kyzak says: You fail at using memes. §łǻүąя says: THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE §łǻүąя says: oR [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: You fail at fuckin LIEF §łǻүąя says: How does i shot web? [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: k? Kyzak says: But ehh, squitrle could kick all of their asses. Kyzak says: MARSHTOMP [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: :wee: Kyzak says: BITCHES Kyzak says: Marshtomp Kyzak says: Can go Kyzak says: "MARSH!" [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: Bungie Security Guard FTW Kyzak says: "TOMP!" §łǻүąя says: KAY TIEM TO PLAI HL2 [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: Hai giz [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: *giez Kyzak says: .. [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: i r get sega's new console [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: the Puu Kyzak says: i r get fap fap fap. Kyzak says: [/fake] §łǻүąя says: K be back later [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: DON'T [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: DON'T BE BACK LATER [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: FUCKTARD Kyzak says: Well Kyzak says: One thing to do nao Kyzak says: go use that picture Despot gave me of Winry. <3 §łǻүąя says: Lawl [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: or use Bombers ya whore §łǻүąя says: Ehh Kyzak says: HAY MIKE Kyzak says: WANT SOME FMA PORN? bomberman says: lucky i couldnt find it §łǻүąя has left the conversation. Kyzak says: ANYONE? [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: no Kyzak says: FMA PORN? [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: FMA PORN IS FUCKING GAY [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: SONIC IS THE NEW FMA Kyzak says: .. Kyzak says: Fucking furfag. [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: ..................... Kyzak says: Yiff in hell. Kyzak says: You motherfucker [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: xD [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: There's actually something I can and WILL do bomberman says: he could mess up the whole internet if he wanted to [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: LMAO. [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: Impossible §łǻүąя says: AHAHAHAHAH §łǻүąя says: Wow §łǻүąя says: Jesus bomberman §łǻүąя says: You'll beleive anything [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: anyone can do that bomberman says: shut up Kyzak says: Bomberwummenthatbelongsinthekitchen [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: My dad works for an internet company [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: all they gotta do is hack myspace [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: he can send emails bomberman says: I KNOW MIKE Kyzak says: GO MAKE ME A SAMMITCH, BITCH! [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: from other people's email addresses §łǻүąя says: There's the word Faggot on the ceiling bomberman says: Shut up Kyzak §łǻүąя says: Look up [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: (not to you, bomber) §łǻүąя says: I bet she looked [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: hmmm Kyzak says: That must be what happened to Sir Pedophile The Curved Dick [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: now I want a sammich D: bomberman says: Shut up slayar [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: So if I really want to §łǻүąя says: NO U [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: lol [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: I can spam people using your own email addresses Kyzak says: so do I, rawr [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: Oshi? [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: Ya, I'm thinkin OSHI Kyzak says: YOSHI. [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: lol Kyzak says: OHSHI-- YOU! Kyzak says: That's what Kirby says Kyzak says: During using Kyzak says: TEH DREAMZ SWORD Kyzak says: IN TEH BRAWL. Kyzak says: AND TEH SSF. Kyzak says: AND TEH PENIS. bomberman says: Its the not teh Kyzak says: stfuniggerwumme [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: not teh... §łǻүąя says: Lmfao Kyzak says: n [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: naughty? §łǻүąя says: hey kyzak Kyzak says: Yus? §łǻүąя says: Is it okay to delete the folder that you get from downloading the torrent §łǻүąя says: After it's installed Kyzak says: yus §łǻүąя says: k bomberman says: Im sending this to cleod Kyzak says: Go ahead. [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: zomg wii is blue [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: brb Kyzak says: It's not on the fucking forums Kyzak says: So he can't do shit. bomberman says: he will unban me bomberman says: and ban yall [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: I have a good question §łǻүąя says: Lmfao [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: That will be laughed at Kyzak says: Whatever you need to tell yourself. §łǻүąя says: YOU DON'T GET THE POINT YOU FUCKTARD [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: And not answered §łǻүąя says: HE BANNED YOU ALL [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: But I'm going to ask it anyways Kyzak says: What, Mike? bomberman says: i dont see proof Kyzak says: . §łǻүąя says: OH really §łǻүąя says: Okay §łǻүąя says: Hold on [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: How does Bomber know who I am? Kyzak says: Because she's a fucking stalker bitchnigger [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: Besides that [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: (Just kidding Bomber) bomberman says: ._. [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: back >_> [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: stupid snapshot Kyzak says: Snapshot Kyzak says: Of you? Kyzak says: Stripping [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: no Kyzak says: Lolololo [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: brawl D: §łǻүąя says: Post suggestions, and I'll add. For those who don't know about this yet, you'll see very soon. Noobs and underaged users who should be banned: gun_man cody25 danieldoo iamweirdha iluvpuddingtea4eva christian Nate Rivers Bomberman clumzy Olimar Dk Pwns Brawl brawler Arod2 bigmitch novajjavon haingi shadow yoshi One Winged Angel Meerkats minigamer CyberTheHedgehog riq5 The Darkness Within spade §łǻүąя says: From cleod [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: You racist bastard... §łǻүąя says: And there's more names bomberman says: you made that up Kyzak says: .. §łǻүąя says: No Kyzak says: Slayar §łǻүąя says: I didn't Kyzak says: You idiot. [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: oh §łǻүąя says: Fucktard Kyzak says: You fucking idiot. bomberman says: yes you did Kyzak says: IT WAS A FUCKING SECRET FOR A FUCKING REASON. [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: MUAHAHAHAHAHA Kyzak says: WHY THE FUCK DID YOU FUCKING REVEAL IT? bomberman says: unless its posted on the actual forums i dont buy it [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: I was wondering why I wasn't there D: §łǻүąя says: It's already been done kyzak Kyzak says: WELL, SINCE YOU'VE GONE AND FUCKING DONE IT [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: I should probably be doing my homework... Kyzak says: GIVE 'IM A SCREENIE Kyzak says: OF THE LIST Kyzak says: AND TOPIC §łǻүąя says: Kyzak, relax §łǻүąя says: It's already been done §łǻүąя says: Everyone on that list is banned Kyzak says: Juuussssttt Kyzak says: taaakkkeee Kyzak says: aaaaa Kyzak says: screeeeennnshoooot Kyzak says: annnndshoooooowwww theeeeeem. §łǻүąя says: k [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: <_< [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: >_> [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: O_O [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: lol [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: AARRRRR YA REDAY KIDZ! bomberman says: Plus he said he had a banlist Kyzak says: FUCK OFF, RAPISTMOTHERFUCKIN' BITCH bomberman says: he would post [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: I KANT HEEEERRRR U Kyzak says: FUCK OFF, ESA HASU! [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH bomberman says: Kyzak why dont you post your pic [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: WHO LIVES IN A PINAPPLE UNDER DA C?! Kyzak says: FAUKRON PAUNCH! [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: *some stuff I don't know* bomberman says: you have self esteem issues so you pick on me [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: IF NONSENSICAL NONSENSE BE SOMETHIN U WISH [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: D: [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: DEN DROP ON DEH DEK AN FLOP LIEK A FEESH! [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: READY? [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: SPONGIIIEEEEE BOBBBB SKWAR PANTS!!! [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: AHAH,AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: Doo doo doo doo doo, doo doo Kyzak says: You, sir. Kyzak says: Are epic fail. bomberman says: Kyzak you have self esteem problems [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: Why do you look in the mirror so much, Kyzak? bomberman says: picking on me mike and others [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: lol Kyzak says: I don't pick on mike.] Kyzak says: Mike is kewl. [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: :wee: [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: *hasn't been "picked on"* [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: DAMN STRAIGHT Kyzak says: I'm just a douche when I play around. [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: YAY FOR FUCKTARDEDNESS! bomberman says: what ever Kyzak Kyzak says: At any rate bomberman says: you play around with peoples feelings Kyzak says: The only one being picked on Kyzak says: Is you. bomberman says: because your afraid of your own [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: Bomber Kyzak says: Observations are fail. [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: lol [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: have a sense of humor §łǻүąя says: She can't §łǻүąя says: She's a wummen [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: just let yourself loose, suck in all data §łǻүąя says: She takes everything in [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: I'm scared [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: bomberman is saying something other than lo.ll [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: D: [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: and let yourself only see, hear, feel, taste, and smell [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: Spongebob [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: Fresh Prince [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: Youtube Poop bomberman says: im definatley sending this whole chat to cleod bomberman says: so HA [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: and anything else stupid yet funny [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: Then you will have my sense of humor Kyzak says: NO Kyzak says: You're going to edit it. Kyzak says: To make you look like a complete Kyzak says: Utter Kyzak says: Victim. bomberman says: no i wont Kyzak says: Yes, you will. [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: And we will get married and have kids and IF YOU THINK THIS MESSAGE IS SERIOUS THEN YOU NEED HELP Kyzak says: You're enough of a lieing wummen. bomberman says: Shut up seriously [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: Oompa bomberman says: good luck with beating cleod mike [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: Doompa [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: Doopadee doo bomberman says: rub it in there face when you do [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: I've got a perfect puzzle for you (KEEP YO DAMN PUZZLES TO YO SELF!) [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: (okay) [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: Doompa, doompa, doopadee day [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: This is the first puzzle today [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: And some stuff I dun no [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: I just accidentally slapped myself... I don't even know how Kyzak says: .. Kyzak says: nub §łǻүąя says: Lol §łǻүąя says: You slapped yourself §łǻүąя says: And you don't know how? §łǻүąя says: Nice [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: ya [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: I was messing around [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: Pretending to be an airplane [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: Because I feel like acting like a 3 year old today [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: And I made my arm go up [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: And apparently I slapped myself bomberman says: Slayar is offline bomberman says: [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: No [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: He blocked you bomberman says: Tell slayar hes a jerk bomberman says: and he will be banned soon Kyzak says: HAY SLAYAR
[+]Users attempting to explain the situation to Bomber
[email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: bomberman says: hey [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: internet, phone, and cable is finally back [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: ^_^ [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) has been added to the conversation. bomberman says: lol §łǻүąя has been added to the conversation. [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: I win bomberman says: hey slayar [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: k? bomberman says: mike you beat cleod? [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: not yet [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: hopefully I can find out soon bomberman says: ok bomberman says: i cant believe im banned §łǻүąя says: Oh §łǻүąя says: I know why §łǻүąя says: Because you where being a bitch about it the first 4 times §łǻүąя says: BAWWWW CLEOD §łǻүąя says: UNBAN ME PLEEEASSEE [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: >_> §łǻүąя says: And he finally perma'd you [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: D: bomberman says: cleod will unban me maybe §łǻүąя says: No [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: yeah right §łǻүąя says: He won't bomberman says: idk [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: I might be unbanned [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: D: §łǻүąя says: He's the one that banned you [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: not to bomber §łǻүąя says: And all the others bomberman says: why? §łǻүąя says: Look around §łǻүąя says: Notice how all the noobs/people we hate are banned §łǻүąя says: Yeah bomberman says: battoubro was? §łǻүąя says: Cleod went on a banning spree §łǻүąя says: Yep [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: Then why are you still herE? [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: *e §łǻүąя says: Because bomberman says: an olimar? §łǻүąя says: yep [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: Hey bomberman says: ok [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: I wasn't banned because of that §łǻүąя says: You where banned a long time ago [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: I was banned because Cleod re-read my 'threats' [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: no [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: I went on vacation §łǻүąя says: You where banned because of those gay ass threats that you never went through with [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: And forgot about MCG for a while [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: well I wanted to be banned >_< [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: Yeah, because I was fucking JOKING Kyzak has been added to the conversation. bomberman says: slayar how come cleod doesnt talk about it §łǻүąя says: No §łǻүąя says: You wern't §łǻүąя says: And he does §łǻүąя says: In LD §łǻүąя says: Place where the smart people hang out [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: Hey Kyzak, can I ask you something? bomberman says: he should inform people Kyzak says: If you take off that text that seems to be covered with red shit Kyzak says: Sure [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: Did you unblock me? Kyzak says: I never blocked you, lul bomberman says: omg kyzak leave Kyzak says: I appeared offline and closed your messages. bomberman says: please someone tell kyzak to leave [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: Text color fixed! :Wee: [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: Wow [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: That looks gay bomberman says: he blocked me §łǻүąя says: Lmfao §łǻүąя says: HE BLOCKED ME [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: lol bomberman says: and he is annoying §łǻүąя says: GET HIM TO LEAVE §łǻүąя says: No [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: xD §łǻүąя says: He is awesome §łǻүąя says: Unlike you bomberman says: he makes sexist stuff §łǻүąя says: Well dur [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: My text looks like links! :wee: §łǻүąя says: Wummen do not belong on teh internet Kyzak says: Ask away, Mike, mah friend. [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: I already did §łǻүąя says: They belong in the kitchen Kyzak says: You did? [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: I wanted to see if you still had me blocked [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: You answered before I asked, lulz bomberman says: Slayar you had a negative experience with a woman when you were little? Kyzak says: I wouldn't have responded to your earlier text §łǻүąя says: Lmfao §łǻүąя says: LMFAO Kyzak says: If you were still blocked §łǻүąя says: AHAHAHAYHA [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: >_> bomberman says: thats why you are sexist §łǻүąя says: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA §łǻүąя says: OH MY FUCKING GOD §łǻүąя says: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: Slayar got kicked in the nuts by a little girl. Repeatedly. [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: I GOTZ A SEXIST JOKE §łǻүąя says: WOW Kyzak says: WHO R RAWR? §łǻүąя says: BOMBERMAN YOU'RE A FUCKING RETARD Kyzak says: TELL ME WHO R RAWR [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: why shouldn't women get drivers licenses §łǻүąя says: IT'S A KNOWN FACT [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: I have a really funny joke bomberman says: shut up [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: I tell it you joo! §łǻүąя says: THAT WUMMEN BELONG IN THE KITCHEN Kyzak says: Because they're fucking stupid? [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: cuz there isn't any roads in the kitchen [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: >_> §łǻүąя says: Lawl Kyzak says: No Kyzak says: It's because Kyzak says: They're fucking stupid. Kyzak says: Amirmite, guys? §łǻүąя says: lawl [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: D: bomberman says: if i sent this to cleod like kyzaks chat youd all be on his bad side §łǻүąя says: mike blocked you §łǻүąя says: me [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: but I'm banned [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: so I AM §łǻүąя says: Lmfao [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: uhm §łǻүąя says: SO §łǻүąя says: AHAHAHAHAH [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: did I just block someone? §łǻүąя says: me [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: I think so [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: xD bomberman says: shut up slayar [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: I'm almost certain... bomberman says: your lucky my brother isnt on §łǻүąя says: Or what? [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: that it was SLAYAR! §łǻүąя says: Huh? Kyzak says: LOL. Kyzak says: WHOMG Kyzak says: WHOMG Kyzak says: UR BROTHER Kyzak says: IF HE EVEN EXISTS bomberman says: hes good with computers [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: D: §łǻүąя says: So? §łǻүąя says: OH MY GOD [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: Hey §łǻүąя says: HE'S GOOD WITH COMPS [email protected] (E-mail address not verified) says: lol §łǻүąя says: RUN FOR THE HILLS §łǻүąя says: RUUUUNNNN Kyzak says: IS A RETARDED FUCKING 30 YEAR OLD SITTING IN THE FUCKING BASEMENT MASTURBATING HIS ASS OFF TO A FUCKING LION CUB FUCKING A DOG.
What the fuck am I reading?
PROTIP: Bomberman has admitted to having a bad router password, so if you live in his area of Jacksonville, Florida, and have passed Computer Science III, be sure to hack into his router and redirect all of his traffic to Last Measure.
BONUS: Even More Faggotry and Whining
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- Florida = I am batshit crazy.
- Mibbit = I am as dumb as a bag of rocks.
His stance on ED
— bombermanfan | ||
Bomberman really hates that there is any mention of him on ED. At every chance he gets, he will attempt to blank any pages related to him, post death threats by spamming links to images of dead animals and saying "this is what will happen to you", as well as his trademark threats of hacking from his alleged older brother. Some of his blocked socks include:
- Bomber
- FriendofBomberman
- UnbanBomberban
- Bomberman
- Antibomberman
- Bomb
- MulberryMonster
- KrappleguyFan
- Deletebombermanfromthemgarticleoritkeepsgoing
- BowDownToZaiger
- XxxRAY111xxx
- GoAheadChangeMyAccount
- DickTitan
- Digimon
- EncycIopediaDramatica
- TheSatanicAngel
- PowerManZero
- Simmeh
- MelchettFan
- Kellizar
- MyParrotBlu
- KiwiFarms
- BitterBully
- RubberDildo
- DoxingMeepsheep
- JewHunter
- MyselfOfHadEpiphany
DELETE MY ARTICLES PLS
—Yes it is. | ||
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Recently, Bomberman apparently taught himself how to use IRC and utilized this knowledge to complain about his Encyclopedia Dramatica article. After being told it was never going to be deleted, he BAWWWWWWWed about how ED is trolling itself by keeping the article up and how we are a bunch of big mean scary cyberbullies who stole his cyber lunch money.
— No. | ||
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Bomberman Plays Hardball
Keep clicking there's some lulzy ones at the end.
—I heard you raped and murdered a young girl in 1990. | ||
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Bomberman's Beef with Taekesi
Apparently, some complete faggot called Taekesi has been trolling our beloved Donald Buptkiss. According to Donny/Bomberman, Taekesi is a group of trolls. They also run ED. As best as can be pieced together from his addled ramblings in irc, it was a member of this group who convinced bomberman to remove all of his clothing and take pictures of himself humping the carpet.
BOMBERMAN ATTACKS IRC!
Sometime around 10:14 PM, March 17th, Bomberman attempted to flood #ed and #wiki and failed miserably. All his bots had names which were variants on Bomber####, Remove####, and bm####. The channels were flooded with "REMOVE "BOMBERMANFAN" FROM ED OR YOU WILL FEEL THE PAIN" and "remove "bombermanfan" article right now!" He also attempted to query flood zaiger and the contributors to his article, but failed to even slow down anybodies' client.
According to devoted detectives that have been spending way too much time with The Donny Donster, these attacks were most likely NOT perpetrated by the real bomberman. He's too fucking stupid to pull off something like that.
Trying to keep himself relevant, Donny, our Donny, has told his 31337 h@xers to keep spamming ED IRC. At the height of the attacks said hackers unleashed a raging torrent of links to My Chemical Romance videos on JewTube. He still hasn't realized that begging for article deletion is just going to cement it to its place in ED for eternity. Maybe if he would send us some dick pics, we could work something out...yeah, maybe not.
It wasnt me!
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OMG! Bomberman is, in fact, an EX-Troll!
New information has come to light about Donald Buffkin's very DARK past! It has been revealed that Bomberman is himself an ex-troll. Little is known about this period in his life, but it is very apparent that he is not merely an innocent victim being preyed upon by merciless trolls. One can only speculate at how many lives have been destroyed by this heartless monster.
—Need you more proof of the horrific truth? | ||
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MegaSavage
Feuding with a skiddie named Vincent. Donald the dumbfuck is utterly terror stricken by the beaner.
Bman's Response to Being Featured
Look up ungrateful in the dictionary. You will find Bomberman. Most people would be flattered at being prestigious enough in the hallowed halls of ED to make it to the great honor of being AOTN. Unfortunately Bomberman has failed to recognize the gift bestowed upon him.
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Bomberman returns
In June 2023, a now 30-year-old Donald joined the 
ED Telegram after years of inactivity, demanding his article be deleted, and threatening the chat with his 1337 h4xx0r skills if his demands were not met. His reasoning was that girls won't fuck him after finding this article in his Google results.
Donald Buffkin, [16/06/2023 15:47] https://encyclopediadramatica.online/Donald_Buffkin delete please God, [16/06/2023 15:52] Warning, user blanked his page before joining, I can't revert it right now God, [16/06/2023 15:54] He did it to a few pages apparently. Don't know who you are but great way to bring attention to yourself Donald Buffkin, [16/06/2023 15:54] Let’s make a deal. I never come to ED ever again. You all take down the Donald Buffkin article or direct it to Meepsheep. Donald Buffkin, [16/06/2023 15:55] That way I don’t have to hack ED again. Donald Buffkin, [16/06/2023 15:55] I get tired of DDOSing and flooding ED with packets. Donald Buffkin, [16/06/2023 15:55] Cloudflare does not protect a website entirely. God, [16/06/2023 15:57] Oh, you're an OLD oldfag. Why did it take you 15 years to try to remove your page Employer_Square, [16/06/2023 15:58] Not your personal army Donald Buffkin, [16/06/2023 15:58] I’m an ancient. Respect your elder zoomer Employer_Square, [16/06/2023 15:58] @allyourbased second person this week to join and ask to have there article removed lol Donald Buffkin, [16/06/2023 15:59] Don’t revert anything Donald Buffkin, [16/06/2023 15:59] Redirect it to Meepsheep Donald Buffkin, [16/06/2023 16:00] Or delete it Donald Buffkin, [16/06/2023 16:00] I gave my ultimatum Donald Buffkin, [16/06/2023 16:00] If you kids want to test my hacking prowess… by all means. Donald Buffkin, [16/06/2023 16:02] I have God on my side Donald Buffkin, [16/06/2023 16:02] I’ve been hacking since you kids were in diapers on0bi, [16/06/2023 16:06] Fake hacker on0bi, [16/06/2023 16:06] Gottem Donald Buffkin, [16/06/2023 16:07] Lmao, im 30. I have been hacking since I was 12 Donald Buffkin, [16/06/2023 16:07] 18 years. Longer than most of you remember on0bi, [16/06/2023 16:07] You're old on0bi, [16/06/2023 16:08] Time to retire Donald Buffkin, [16/06/2023 16:08] Respect your elders on0bi, [16/06/2023 16:08] Ok boomer Donald Buffkin, [16/06/2023 16:08] This isn’t Asia. We don’t kiss the ass of the youth. Donald Buffkin, [16/06/2023 16:09] This is the west where you are judged on your merits. Donald Buffkin, [16/06/2023 16:09] I’m old but I have hacking knowledge beyond anything you kids can comprehend x God, [16/06/2023 16:09] What brings you back here to ask for your article removed 15 years later Donald Buffkin, [16/06/2023 16:09] It’s preventing me from getting pussy Donald Buffkin, [16/06/2023 16:09] My Tinder matches google me and find out who I am on0bi, [16/06/2023 16:10] A hacker with piss poor opsec on0bi, [16/06/2023 16:10] Fake hacker Donald Buffkin, [16/06/2023 16:10] I am the real deal Donald Buffkin, [16/06/2023 16:10] I hacked some of the best hackers on the planet on0bi, [16/06/2023 16:11] But you can't clean up your Google results? on0bi, [16/06/2023 16:11] Fake hacker Donald Buffkin, [16/06/2023 16:11] Who gives a shit Donald Buffkin, [16/06/2023 16:11] I take ED down all the time Donald Buffkin, [16/06/2023 16:11] ED was down last week because of me on0bi, [16/06/2023 16:12] ED goes down if the wind blows too hard on0bi, [16/06/2023 16:12] None of it is from you on0bi, [16/06/2023 16:12] Fake hacker Donald Buffkin, [16/06/2023 16:13] Doubt my power Donald Buffkin, [16/06/2023 16:13] Rookie mistake kiddo Donald Buffkin, [16/06/2023 16:13] Also the world is not your anime vidya games where all protagonists are 18 and under XD Employer_Square, [16/06/2023 16:14] Did you take down the forums too Donald Buffkin, [16/06/2023 16:14] 30 I middle age. A good age to hack. This isn’t some twitch shooter video game. Donald Buffkin, [16/06/2023 16:14] I take down forums whenever I want Donald Buffkin, [16/06/2023 16:14] I took down kiwifarms too Donald Buffkin, [16/06/2023 16:14] ED is giving itself reason to be DDOSed Donald Buffkin, [16/06/2023 16:15] Cloudflare doesn’t protect against everything Donald Buffkin, [16/06/2023 16:16] Again this reverts to my ultimatum. Delete the article or suffer the consequences. all your base, [16/06/2023 16:44]: You wear diapers all your base, [16/06/2023 16:45]: Also b& Employer_Square, [16/06/2023 16:49]: Thanks Employer_Square, [16/06/2023 16:49]: Was kind of amusing to watch Pj, [16/06/2023 16:52]: The only thing he did was to highlight the article, imma read it after revert Employer_Square, [16/06/2023 17:01]: There’s many attack/expose articles on ED that have been up for years that no one gives af about until the subjects of them join here and make a fuss about em
Donald Blumpkin vs. GOI's Feminine Guile
See Also
- Tablecow - More in-depth info on this lolcow
- Bomberman
- Blumpkin
- McLeodGaming
- Psychopath
- Narcissistic personality disorder
- Bombermanfan/Logs
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