Encyclopedia Dramatica:IRC
ED IRC like many other internet treeforts out there have long standing traditions of elitism and ineptitude. #ED is no exception. So if you were directed to this page, you were misdirected.
The kids lucky enough to sit at the cool table that is #ED want you to think that this is where our best laid plans (of revenge against this site's previous figure head) and internet hob nobbing go on. What is a more accurate portrayal of the goings on of #ED are Brown nosing to sysops and petty flame wars. It's mostly hard gay.
How Do I Shot IRC? (A Primer)
- Get IRC software for:
- Go to irc.wtfux.org #ed.
- Glined for great justice!
Topics For Discussion
While on ED IRC, pay attention to the channel's topic. The topic should appear to you when you first open the channel up or in your IRC client's status bar. Usually, the topic of the channel is very pertinent to what is going on at that particular moment at Encyclopedia Dramatica and can often be very insightful to the conversation that you are about to enter. Topics range from very funny items found on the internet all the way to how to get help with some code on an article. Typical topics you will find:
- Drugs
- Jews
- Drugs and Jews
- Winning quotes
- Finding true love
- Quitting IRC
- Being made fun of for your hairstyle
Rules of #ed
- Don't beg for privileges (OPs or voice).
- Wiki related matters come first, if some one is being helped for wiki issues, shut up if you have nothing to contribute. (same applies on #wiki)
- Praise BASEDGOD every day
mIRC Encyclopedia Dramatica Search Script
If you use mIRC for your IRC client - and about 99% of the internet does - this little snippet of code can be a very valuable tool for your IRC experience and can also be a very fun part of learning some coding for the program, if you are into that stuff.
- Open mIRC's script editor and click on the "Remotes" tab.
- Make a new mIRC remote by clicking on "File" and then "New." You should be presented with a blank text area to edit in.
- Paste this line in the new remote:
alias end { if ($1) { url $+(http://encyclopediadramatica.online/Special:Search?search=,$1-) } } - Save that Remote as whatever you want, but make sure it ends in .mrc also make sure it is someplace in your mIRC folder.
- Load the remote by clicking on "file" again and then "load." Find your recently saved .mrc file and click that. The ED search script is now loaded.
- To use, type /end (your search terms) in any mIRC channel or status window you have. The script will locate your search query and open the page in your default browser.
- Example: /end Kittens will take you to this page
- Example: /end Kittens will take you to this page
Yet Another Encyclopedia Dramatica Script For mIRC
This script searches encyclopediadramatica.se for your search item. If no search word is given, it will give results from a random word.
Syntax for the script is !dramatica search word(s) or just plain !dramatica for random.
There is a ! trigger that will notice the user and a @ trigger that will message the channel if the user has halfops or higher.
;Encyclopedia Dramatica Search Script by Ford_Lawnmower -- irc.mindforge.org #USA-Chat menu Channel,Status { .$iif($group(#dramatica) == On,$style(1)) Encyclopedia Dramatica Trigger ..$iif($group(#dramatica) == On,$style(2)) On: .enable #dramatica ..$iif($group(#dramatica) == Off,$style(2)) Off: .disable #dramatica } #dramatica on On $*:Text:/^(!|@)dramatica.*/Si:#: { if ($timer($+(dramatica,$network,$nick))) { return } .timer $+ $+(dramatica,$network,$nick) 1 4 noop var %method $iif($regml(1) == !,.notice $nick,$iif($regex($nick($chan,$nick).pnick,/(!|~|&|@|%)/),.msg $chan,.notice $nick)) dramaticaS %method $2- } #dramatica end alias dramatica { dramaticaS echo -a $1- } alias -l dramaticaS { $1-2 Searching........ var %sockname $+(dramaticaS,$network,$2,$ticks) sockopen %sockname encyclopediadramatica.se 80 sockmark %sockname $1-2 $iif($3,$+(/Special:Search/,$replace($3-,$chr(32),+)),/Special:Random) 0 $iif(!$3,1,0) } alias -l dramaticaR { var %sockname $+(dramaticaR,$network,$2,$ticks) sockopen %sockname encyclopediadramatica.se 80 sockmark %sockname $1-2 $+(/,$3) 0 $iif($4,1,0) } On *:sockopen:dramatica*: { if (!$sockerr) { sockwrite -nt $sockname GET $gettok($sock($sockname).mark,3,32) HTTP/1.0 sockwrite -n $sockname Host: encyclopediadramatica.se sockwrite -n $sockname $crlf } else { echo -st Socket Error $nopath($script) | sockclose $sockname | return } } On *:sockread:dramaticaS*: { if ($sockerr) { echo -st Socket Error $nopath($script) | sockclose $sockname | return } else { var %dramaticaS | sockread %dramaticaS if (Page title matches isincs %dramaticaS) { sockmark $sockname $puttok($sock($sockname).mark,1,4,32) } if (Page text matches isincs %dramaticaS) { sockmark $sockname $puttok($sock($sockname).mark,1,4,32) } if ($gettok($sock($sockname).mark,4,32)) && ($regex(%dramaticaS,/\Q<li><a href="/\E(.*)\Q" title="\E/)) { dramaticaR $gettok($sock($sockname).mark,1-2,32) $regml(1) $gettok($sock($sockname).mark,5,32) sockclose $sockname return } if (Location: isin %dramaticaS) { dramaticaR $gettok($sock($sockname).mark,1-2,32) $nopath(%dramaticaS) $gettok($sock($sockname).mark,5,32) sockclose $sockname return } } } On *:sockread:dramaticaR*: { if ($sockerr) { echo -st socket error $nopath($script) } else { var %dramaticaR | sockread %dramaticaR if (*<p>*<b>* iswm %dramaticaR) || (*<p>*<i>* iswm %dramaticaR) { sockmark $sockname $puttok($sock($sockname).mark,$calc($gettok($sock($sockname).mark,4,32) + 1),4,32) } if ($gettok($sock($sockname).mark,4,32)) && ($httpstrip(%dramaticaR)) { put $gettok($sock($sockname).mark,1-2,32) $v1 $+(�,http://encyclopediadramatica.se,$gettok($sock($sockname).mark,3,32)) sockclose $sockname return } } } On *:sockclose:dramatica*: { if ($gettok($sock($sockname).mark,5,32)) && (dramaticaR* iswm $sockname) { dramaticaS $gettok($sock($sockname).mark,1-2,32) } else { $gettok($sock($sockname).mark,1-2,32) Sorry No results found for your Search } } alias -l httpstrip { var %x, %i = $regsub($1-,/(^[^<]*>|<[^>]*>|<[^>]*$)/g,$null,%x) | return $remove($replace(%x,&,&), ,<) } alias -l Put { if (!$regex($1,/(\.|^)(msg|notice|echo)$/Si)) || (!$3) { echo -st **Put error** Syntax /Put msg #channel text - or - /Put notice nickname text | return } var %tokens $0, %Tstart 3, %Dtimer 1500 if ($timer($+(Put,$2,$network)).secs) { %Dtimer = $calc($v1 * 1000) } while ($len($($+($,%Tstart,-,%tokens),2)) > 430) { dec %tokens if ($len($($+($,%Tstart,-,%tokens),2)) <= 430) { .timer -m 1 %Dtimer $1-2 $($+($,%Tstart,-,%tokens),2)) inc %Dtimer 1500 %Tstart = $calc(%tokens + 1) %tokens = $0 } } .timer -m 1 %Dtimer $1-2 $($+($,%Tstart,-,%tokens),2)) .timer $+ $+(Put,$2,$network) -m 1 $calc(%Dtimer + 1500) noop }
Quotes
—#ed |
Gallery
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ED's chat server in all its glory.
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Usual going ons.
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What they want you to think it looks like.
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What it actually looks like.
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A snapshot of #ed's nightly philosophical discussions.
See also
IRC is part of a series on serious business |
Serious Concepts
Free Speech • Identity theft • Irony • Internet asshole • Internet Celebrities • Internet disease • Internet drama • Internet humanitarians • Internet Law • Internet lawsuit • Internet lawyer • Internet stalking • Internet tough guy • Internet Vigilante Group • Operation Falcon Punch • Swatting • Vandalism • World Wide Web Consortium People & Organizations
2cash • Alan Turing • Casey Serin • David Hockey • Dear Cis People • Doxbin • Fast Eddie • Grace Saunders • Hallcats Squadron • Jessi Slaughter • Mary Bell • Meek Mill • Kittens • Maja Schmidt • Missy • Niggest Crook Force • Psychopath • Vloggerheads • WEB SHERIFF |
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Preceded by HNNNNNNGGGGG |
IRC | Succeeded by Tara Strong |
IRC is part of a series on |
Please visit the IRC PORTAL for more
ASCII • Abducted IRC • Alan Sullivan • AnonNet • AnonOps • Anthrochat • Aol.pl • Austnet • Axila • BLACK MAN • Banbot • Bantown • Bonzi_b • BonziWORLD • Bookz • Boten Anna • Botnet • Buttes |
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