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Injured: 9 | |
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Aaron Alexis was a pretty cool guy who pwned a Naval Yard after having been subjugated to the effects of millimeter waves reverberating through his apartment walls and running out of his precious peelz.
As every other nigger, he was born and raised in the hoods. The leftarded media networks were quick to claim he used an AR-15 semi-super-massmurdering-assault-rifle despite the fact he only used a shitty rusted sawed-off shotgun (Which every typical nignog has) and a pistol stolen from an incompetent security guard who was too busy tossing the salad. One day, he received an email from his crew-member, Obama. Titled "URGENT: NIGERIAN PRINCE OVER 90000 IRL MONEY", it enclosed a secret document that showed him how to become Black Jesus.
Overall, just another wanna-be Chris Dorner attempting to get on the score-boards but failed (despite the fact he killed 3x more people than Dorner did).
Game Play
Aaron infiltrating the UAC naval base
Graded Score
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Kill count: | 12/20 |
Accuracy: | 20/20 |
Style: | 17/20 |
Butthurt: | 16/20 Nobody cares about black people. |
Bonus: | 20/20 OG black genepool purifier |
Total score: 85/100 (B) |
See also
- Dmitry Vinogradov - Russian response
- The Binghamton Tet Offensive
- Chris Dorner
- Doom
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