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When a young [[nigger|black]] man is shot and killed by a responsible white police officer, other blacks will hold a ceremony to honor the dead in which they burn cars, throw rocks, and destroy businesses. The sound of crying, screeching, and chest thumping is intermingled with chants of, "He dindu nuffins!" which is often assumed to be in English "He did not do anything!" This is, of course, a [[liar|lie]], since the phrase itself is grammatically incorrect; literally, it is the [[Ebonics]] of the phrase "Did not do nothing" which is a double negative, therefore, they "did something." Black people will shout this and attempt to [[victim Complex|gain sympathy]] from bleeding-heart liberals by talking about how "[[Black Lives Matter]]," while still making ample time to loot the local CVS or tip over police cars.
[[File:Dindudidgeridoo.jpg|thumb|right|[[hindu|dindu]] [[austria|didgeridoo]].]]
[[File:Macedindu.jpg|thumb|right|[[cops|mace]] [[Star_Wars|dindu]].]]
[[File:Dinduskiddoo.jpg|thumb|right|[[nigger|dindu]] [[gtfo|skiddoo]]]]
[[File:Mike Brown comic.jpg|right|190px]]
When a young [[nigger|black]] man is shot and killed by a responsible white police officer, other blacks will hold a ceremony to honor the dead [[Black Lives Matter|in which they burn cars, throw rocks, and destroy businesses]]. The sound of crying, screeching, and chest thumping is intermingled with chants of, "He dindu nuffins!" which is often assumed to be in English "He did not do anything!" This is, of course, a [[liar|lie]], since the phrase itself is grammatically incorrect; literally, it is the [[Ebonics]] of the phrase "Did not do nothing" which is a double negative, therefore, they "did something." Black people will shout this and attempt to [[victim Complex|gain sympathy]] from bleeding-heart liberals by talking about how "[[Black Lives Matter]]," while still making ample time to loot the local CVS or tip over police cars.


==Origins==
==Origins==
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==In The Wild==
==In The Wild==
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Deciding that the destruction of civilization on a cultural level was insufficient, the dindus instead opted to raze cities such as [[OpFerguson|Ferguson]] and [[The Great Baltimore Riots of 2015|Baltimore]] on a concrete level. The [[old media|jew news]] will tell you that it was all races involved, but I'll leave that for you to determine as the cities have been looted of all contents except for sunscreen, Work clothes, and Father's Day cards.
Deciding that the destruction of civilization on a cultural level was insufficient, the dindus instead opted to raze cities such as [[OpFerguson|Ferguson]] and [[The Great Baltimore Riots of 2015|Baltimore]] on a concrete level. The [[old media|jew news]] will tell you that it was all races involved, but I'll leave that for you to determine as the cities have been looted of all contents except for sunscreen, Work clothes, and Father's Day cards.
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==People who DIDNDUNUFFIN==
==People who DIDNDUNUFFIN==
[[File:Deandre_harris_mugshot_snarl.png|thumb|right|DeAndre Harris, an angel in human form]]
[[File:Deandre_harris_mugshot_snarl.png|thumb|right|DeAndre Harris, an angel in human form]]
*[[Nazis|Aryans]] - Nothing is of fault of the white man, blame the joos and the coons
*[[Nazis|Aryans]] - Nothing is of fault of the white man, [[For Great Justice|blame the joos and the coons]]
*[[The great Baltimore riots of 2015|Baltimore (niggers of)]] - DINDUNUFFIN
*[[The great Baltimore riots of 2015|Baltimore (niggers of)]] - DINDUNUFFIN
*[[Korryn Gaines]] - Irresponsible Mama using her son as meatshield.
*[[Michael Brown|Brown, Michael]] - DINDUNUFFIN
*[[Michael Brown|Brown, Michael]] - DINDUNUFFIN
*[[Bill Cosby|Cosby, Bill]] - DINDUNOWUN
*[[Bill Cosby|Cosby, Bill]] - DINDUNOWUN
*[[OpFerguson|Ferguson]] residents, during 2014~2015
*[[OpFerguson|Ferguson]] residents, during 2014~2015
*[[DeAndre Harris|Harris, DeAndre]] - DINDUNUFFIN while on camera
*[[DeAndre Harris|Harris, DeAndre]] - DINDUNUFFIN while on camera
*[[Hitler|Hitler, Adolf]] - [[Dub the Dew|Did nothing wrong]].
*[[Jews]] - "Oy vey, goyim freely hate us cuz they're just jealous"
*[[Jews]] - "Oy vey, goyim freely hate us cuz they're just jealous"
*[[Trayvon Martin|Martin, Trayvon]] - DINDUNUFFIN
*[[Trayvon Martin|Martin, Trayvon]] - DINDUNUFFIN
*[[Niggers|Niggers (species)]] - DINDUNUFFIN
*[[Cupcake Thief|The Morris Sisters]]
*[[Niggers|Niggers (species)]] - DIDNINVENTNUFFIN
*[[OJ Simpson|Simpson, O.J.]]- A jury said "He DINDUNUFFIN your honor"
*[[OJ Simpson|Simpson, O.J.]]- A jury said "He DINDUNUFFIN your honor"
* [[Your mom|Parents (yours)]] - once you commit suicide or crime your shitty parents would say they were good parents and had no idea why you ended up as a fucked up shit (Example: [[Columbine|Dylan Klebold's mom]])
* [[Your mom|Parents (yours)]] - once you commit suicide or crime your shitty parents would say they were good parents and had no idea why you ended up as a fucked up shit (Example: [[Columbine|Dylan Klebold's mom]])
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Latest revision as of 09:47, 24 July 2021

When you get caught by the po-po, break out a box of DINDUNIFFINS!
Goodnight sweet prince
dindu didgeridoo.
mace dindu.
dindu skiddoo

When a young black man is shot and killed by a responsible white police officer, other blacks will hold a ceremony to honor the dead in which they burn cars, throw rocks, and destroy businesses. The sound of crying, screeching, and chest thumping is intermingled with chants of, "He dindu nuffins!" which is often assumed to be in English "He did not do anything!" This is, of course, a lie, since the phrase itself is grammatically incorrect; literally, it is the Ebonics of the phrase "Did not do nothing" which is a double negative, therefore, they "did something." Black people will shout this and attempt to gain sympathy from bleeding-heart liberals by talking about how "Black Lives Matter," while still making ample time to loot the local CVS or tip over police cars.

Origins

Originating from /pol/ after following the lulzy spectacles of nigger youths getting btfo after reverting to their jungle instincts in sight of police-wherein they either run like hell for no reason or pick a drug-induced fight with an armed officer of the law, mass chimpouts tend to occur where fellow nignogs make the boisterous allegation that DEYWAS GUD BOIZ. DEY DINDUNUFFIN. Or as white English speakers would say: "They were innocent of any alleged offences and unjustly punished for an assumed crime based only on race." However, converting the proclamation to actual words somehow doesn't make it any less retarded because niggers are always guilty of being niggers if nothing else, which we all know is cause enough for immediate execution. As a result, "Dindu Nuffins," or simply "Dindus" has become popular as a way to refer to niggers in public who, lacking self-awareness, won't detect the obvious implication as they continue their peaceful protests and CVS just kinda happens to burn to the ground.


In The Wild

Deciding that the destruction of civilization on a cultural level was insufficient, the dindus instead opted to raze cities such as Ferguson and Baltimore on a concrete level. The jew news will tell you that it was all races involved, but I'll leave that for you to determine as the cities have been looted of all contents except for sunscreen, Work clothes, and Father's Day cards.

Competing packs of wild dindus engage in territorial behavior. Full unedited footage here

It's not even Black Friday


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