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The Great Baltimore Riots of 2015
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LOL Ferguson 2.0 |
—The INSUFFERABLE Tim |
Dawn of the Planet of the Apes, also known as The Great Baltimore Riots of 2015, or the Great Chimp Out of 2015, was the Second Coming of Ferguson that first began on April 19, 2015, after Our Lord and Savior Freddie Gray was assassinated by the White Man. Luckily, the sane, competent, completely logical blacks of good ole' Bawtmo' Ciddy did the most rational, responsible thing permitted by their current level of cultural development: burn down the whole city and ransack the piss out of everything in sight! After half the town was sit aflame Nero style, the PoPo decided to intervene at last, but this was a mistake on their part: because any sort of police regulation is racist against all blacks!
As if this wasn't enough, the police men who subdued Freddie are now being with homicide, even though they were just doing their job because the retard was selling drugs on the streets again. But of course, Freddie-chan is a completely innocent black male repressed by the corrupt white patriarchy! Because as we know, black men do not commit any crimes at all.
The violence got so bad, that even the gangs couldn't take the horrid violence known as Niggercalypse, srsly
#Chimpout
During the lovely afternoon of April 25, while the putrid air clung to the city and many a Nig sold drugs and shot each other, Saint Freddie Gray was being buried next to his dear loved ones. According to sources, it was a peaceful funeral, with many people shooting up heroin in his memory. An hour or so later, IT began. After walking for a little ways with the peaceful protest, some faggots decided that they needed more lulz in the mix, and thus proceeded to destroy, loot, and wreck anything in sight. The Drama reached epic proportion, with shoe stores being ransacked for everything but their work boots, and convenience stores left only with their condoms and birth control.
Sadly, white people have this thing called "common sense" attached into their brains at birth, and eventually the police had to try to put a stop to it.Otherwise, politicians would have no more retarded voters to give allegiance to their righteous causes of having more Asian children create Nike shoes-- which, of course, will get stolen in another riot later this year. So the police basically suited up military style, and lured the blacks with KFC, and kool-aid. We're just shitting you: they used tear gas, and prison. I mean, those gosh darn "humans" were already smashing through the KFCs, and raping the McDonalds (see above video). There is no reason to be found at all to entice them, when they're already voraciously consuming all the cock meat.
Did we also mention that over 1000+ policemen were evolved in this Epic Drama? We were not kidding when we said that the niggers were burning down the city, folks.That just goes to show that every race below the pure Aryan whites are just literal animals, and Hitler was right in his final solution. After the day was over, it was time for the nightly gang rape of namely black men, and thus all energy was placed into this and the riots finally ended.
Oh, and some fat ass found her son trying to be Epic, and started beating the shit out of him. This may very well be the rarest species of black people in existences: a parent actually doing shit about their kid, and not just using them for welfare! She still acts like a bitch, though.
The Great Freddie Gray
Moar info: Freddie Gray.
All black children are taught very early on to be the model black citizen for their white slave owners. Freddie Gray graduated with top honors in this education, and thus we provide the fine, prestigious accolades he has achieved with his, wonderful, beautiful life:
- March 20, 2015: Possession of a Controlled Dangerous Substance
- March 13, 2015: Malicious destruction of property, second-degree assault
- January 20, 2015: Fourth-degree burglary, trespassing
- January 14, 2015: Possession of a controlled dangerous substance, possession of a controlled dangerous substance with intent to distribute
- December 31, 2014: Possession of narcotics with intent to distribute
- December 14, 2014: Possession of a controlled dangerous substance
- August 31, 2014: Illegal gambling, trespassing
- January 25, 2014: Possession of marijuana
- September 28, 2013: Distribution of narcotics, unlawful possession of a controlled dangerous substance, second-degree assault, second-degree escape
- April 13, 2012: Possession of a controlled dangerous substance with intent to distribute, unlawful possession of a controlled dangerous substance, violation of probation
- July 16, 2008: Possession of a controlled dangerous substance, possession with intent to distribute
- March 28, 2008: Unlawful possession of a controlled dangerous substance
- March 14, 2008: Possession of a controlled dangerous substance with intent to manufacture and distribute
- February 11, 2008: Unlawful possession of a controlled dangerous substance, possession of a controlled dangerous substance
- August 29, 2007: Possession of a controlled dangerous substance with intent to distribute, violation of probation
- August 28, 2007: Possession of marijuana
- August 23, 2007: False statement to a peace officer, unlawful possession of a controlled dangerous substance
- July 16, 2007: Possession of a controlled dangerous substance with intent to distribute, unlawful possession of a controlled dangerous substance (2 counts)
April 19 was his final demonstration of what the great negro community does, and was his greatest heroic moment ever. It will assuredly be documented and created as a religion for the New Nigger Order of the world. Truly, a blessing to mankind.