- Portals
- The Current Year
- ED in the News
- Admins
- Help ED Rebuild
- Archive
- ED Bookmarklet
- Donate Bitcoin
Contact an admin on Discord or EDF if you want an account. Also fuck bots.
MarioMario456: Difference between revisions
mNo edit summary |
NEVER GOON (talk | contribs) |
||
| (24 intermediate revisions by 12 users not shown) | |||
| Line 1: | Line 1: | ||
{{Perfect}} | |||
{{lolcow2}} | |||
{{Child}} | {{Child}} | ||
{{Aspergers}} | {{Aspergers}} | ||
| Line 11: | Line 13: | ||
[[File:Please abort me.jpg|thumb|"''Is it too late to abort me, mommy?''"]] | [[File:Please abort me.jpg|thumb|"''Is it too late to abort me, mommy?''"]] | ||
On September 18, [[2015]], an 8-year-old Gabriel joined the [[Wikia]] site ''Logopedia'' under the username ''Gabriel02''. He was banned on December 10, [[2015]] because the little shit decided it will be best to [[Edit war| | On September 18, [[2015]], an 8-year-old Gabriel joined the [[Wikia]] site ''Logopedia'' under the username ''Gabriel02''. He was banned on December 10, [[2015]] because the little shit decided it will be best to [[Edit war|edit war]] on the site as well as impersonate an admin like the fucking retard he is, and even went as far as to [[BLANKING IN PROGRESS|blank a few pages]]. | ||
After he got banned, the 'lil bastard cried to his bitch mom to contact the admin of ''Logopedia'' via [[Twatter | After he got banned, the 'lil bastard cried to his bitch mom to contact the admin of ''Logopedia'' via [[Twatter]] to get him unbanned so he can cause more harm to the even more autistic community, after asking him, he then responded with that it's [[underage b&|against the wiki's TOS for him to edit on here]] (the minimum age requirement is 13+ while the little nigga was 8 at the time), then in a suprising turn of events, Gabriel's mom told the admin that he was fucking crying like a crybaby he STILL is, and to this day, it's been reported that Gabriel has been telling people on the internet... just to unban him from ''Logopedia''. | ||
<center>{{morphquote|bitchquotes|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold; | <center>{{morphquote|bitchquotes|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold; | ||
| Line 55: | Line 57: | ||
</center> | </center> | ||
== | == Baby Mario: The "Emperor" of Erectile Disfunction == | ||
[[File: | [[File:babyMario.png|center|thumb|center|600px|[[Abort|Baby Mario]] ]] | ||
Setting his sights much higher, Gabe wormed his way into ED's good graces and was eventually made an admin with the intent of eventually <s>running</s> ruining ED. When ED.online went down for a few weeks, Gabe worked with [[ | Setting his sights much higher, Gabe wormed his way into ED's good graces and was eventually made an admin with the intent of eventually <s>running</s> ruining ED. When ED.online went down for a few weeks, Gabe worked with [[Brittany Holechko|IHM]] to resurrect ED. This did not work because IHM is a retard [[Insane|schizophrenic]] and doesn't know how to use a computer beyond submitting [[SWATting|false FBI]] reports and talking to her [[Dying_alone|AI chatbot]]. But it did give Gabe connections via the ED telegram. During his time on ED and EDF he spent most of his time being an unlikeable retarded autist and starting editwars with other aeditors by editing articles they had created which he knew literally nothing about, this piece of shit contributed nothing of value and would try to lord over other users resulting in him getting shat on a number of times, notably after vandalizing the [[Tom Pearl]] article by [[Moshe Finkberg|M.Finkberg]] who retaliated by kicking up a stink on mario's talk page and got [[Umkemesik]] (who was admin at the time before he got BTFO'd) and [[.wil]] involved and [[Spanking Art Wiki|the little mexican speedy gonzales looking beaner faggot got in trouble]] for trying to larp as an admin l0l0l. Alas When ED.online went down for good, Gabe, a man literally named [[Faggot|Retarded_FAG]], and an [[Incest|inbred]] Burger-King serial-killer from [[Redneck|Alabama]], decided to form the [[Lemonparty|Triumvirate of Failure]]. Gabe and Co., tried to recruit some of ED's most veteran leaders who wanted nothing to do with this spaz. Still, Gabe was able to convince a handful of admins and special needs rejects. Eventually through trial and error, namely [[Ljupco_Steriev|Ljupco's]] takedown efforts, getting the site domain seized, and [[Internet_poor|e-begging for donations]], Gabe was able to maintain a copy of ED. | ||
But it wasn't the Real ED. The staff got [[Nerd|some shmuck]] to put up their version of the wiki as well as restoring the forums. Gabe wasn't too happy about this and started poaching editors from the Real ED by posting on their talkpage to join team fail. Even going as far as getting some of the editors who were working on both wikis to recruit and vandalize pages, including the main page header directing them to Gabe's shitty fork. These heretics were promptly BTFO but the best was yet to come. | But it wasn't the Real ED. The staff got [[Nerd|some shmuck]] to put up their version of the wiki as well as restoring the forums. Gabe wasn't too happy about this and started poaching editors from the Real ED by posting on their talkpage to join team fail. Even going as far as getting some of the editors who were working on both wikis to recruit and vandalize pages, including the main page header directing them to Gabe's shitty fork. These heretics were promptly BTFO but the best was yet to come. [[assnapkins]] [[2.0]] much? | ||
== | == RetardWar 17 Qué!?: The Mario Heresy == | ||
[[File: | [[File:cluVmario.jpg|center|thumb|center|600px|Baby Mario vs. Real ED]] | ||
Now calling himself the [[Usi|"Emperor of ED"]], Gabe still wasn't satisfied. He decided to publicly beg for forum backups and tried to bargain with the SysOp to abandon Real ED for his version. Truly [[Asking for it]], Gabe was sent a zip backup of the forums...or so he thought. In reality he was given a [[All_Your_Base_Are_Belong_To_Us|zip bomb]]. | Now calling himself the [[Usi|"Emperor of ED"]], Gabe still wasn't satisfied. He decided to publicly beg for forum backups and tried to bargain with the SysOp to abandon Real ED for his version. Truly [[Asking for it]], Gabe was sent a zip backup of the forums...or so he thought. In reality he was given a [[All_Your_Base_Are_Belong_To_Us|zip bomb]]. | ||
| Line 77: | Line 79: | ||
</center> | </center> | ||
After this Gabe still [[Trying too hard|kept going]] until someone posted an [[Doxxing|article with his IRL name]]. He then | After this Gabe still [[Trying too hard|kept going]] until someone posted an [[Doxxing|article with his IRL name]]. He then [[Ragequit]] and tried to run the site through [[Sock_puppet|another Admin]]. Surely this would throw the [[Nope.avi|e-detectives off his trail]]. The article was then transfered to Real ED and rewrote to include his nick, linking Gabe Rojas to MarioMario456. Eventually [[Taking Down ED|fake ED went down]] again because [[CloudFlare|jewflare]] seized the domain. Not being able to afford the $10 dollars it takes to buy a new domain name or the $30 for a server, [[Nothing of value was lost|Gabe is now left in limbo]] as his remaining staff [[Sorry|cut a deal]] and returned to Real ED. | ||
==Aftermath== | |||
After all was said and done, the real reason why Gabe disappeared was not because he wanted to, but because [[764]] compromised all of his accounts and tried to rub off their bullshit with "gaming". These same people may or may not have been launching attacks on ED due to their failure to get their hands on .win. | |||
== See Also == | == See Also == | ||
| Line 83: | Line 88: | ||
* [[Basement-dweller]] | * [[Basement-dweller]] | ||
* [[Retard]] | * [[Retard]] | ||
* [[Attention Whore]] | |||
* [[13-year-old boy]] | * [[13-year-old boy]] | ||
* [[Wikia]] | * [[Wikia]] | ||
* [[Miraheze]] | |||
{{Dying Alone}} | {{Dying Alone}} | ||
Latest revision as of 19:48, 28 October 2024
|
ATTENTION! You can help by trolling the shit out of them whenever you see them, then laughing at their lulz-inducing theatrics.
|
|
This article is about a person who is under 18 years old. You can help by knocking down their self esteem, telling them to stay in school and to get off of the Internets until then. |
|
This person has Assburgers Syndrome, so you can't say anything bad! :-( Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck. |
|
|
WARNING:
With Spics,
|
MarioMario456 (Powerword: Gabriel Alejandro Brito Rojas (a.k.a. Gabriel02) is a retarded 17-year-old Spic asspie faggot who has been using wikis since he was 8-years-old and the founder and owner of a fork of our site but with a different domain, .win. He originally started out on Logopedia where he was banned within 3 months for impersonating an admin among other abuse. He then literally went crying to his mom and got her to contact the admin who banned him from Logopedia via Twitter. Later on, he became a whiny sysop for the Reception Wikis until he retired in around 2022. He was recently BTFO from being the owner/sysops of .win when his real age was discovered, making the mental midgets that fled to .win because the real ED "has too many minors on the site" look like total buffoons.
Logopedia
On September 18, 2015, an 8-year-old Gabriel joined the Wikia site Logopedia under the username Gabriel02. He was banned on December 10, 2015 because the little shit decided it will be best to edit war on the site as well as impersonate an admin like the fucking retard he is, and even went as far as to blank a few pages.
After he got banned, the 'lil bastard cried to his bitch mom to contact the admin of Logopedia via Twatter to get him unbanned so he can cause more harm to the even more autistic community, after asking him, he then responded with that it's against the wiki's TOS for him to edit on here (the minimum age requirement is 13+ while the little nigga was 8 at the time), then in a suprising turn of events, Gabriel's mom told the admin that he was fucking crying like a crybaby he STILL is, and to this day, it's been reported that Gabriel has been telling people on the internet... just to unban him from Logopedia.
Wiki Thief
Being born without a creative bone in his body, young Gabe decided the best way to become a big shot was through subterfuge. To that end he became an admin on several wikis, most notably Miraheze, Super Mario, crappygames, and Bonzi. On January 30th, 2021 Gabe, who would have been four-fuckingteen at the latest, tried to convince the admins of althistory to move their wiki to Miraheze. This was met with an immediate "who the fuck are you?"
—MarioMario456 stealing wiki's since he was thirteen | ||
Previous Quote | Next Quote
-
Can I Haz Wiki? -
If they only knew...
Baby Mario: The "Emperor" of Erectile Disfunction
Setting his sights much higher, Gabe wormed his way into ED's good graces and was eventually made an admin with the intent of eventually running ruining ED. When ED.online went down for a few weeks, Gabe worked with IHM to resurrect ED. This did not work because IHM is a retard schizophrenic and doesn't know how to use a computer beyond submitting false FBI reports and talking to her AI chatbot. But it did give Gabe connections via the ED telegram. During his time on ED and EDF he spent most of his time being an unlikeable retarded autist and starting editwars with other aeditors by editing articles they had created which he knew literally nothing about, this piece of shit contributed nothing of value and would try to lord over other users resulting in him getting shat on a number of times, notably after vandalizing the Tom Pearl article by M.Finkberg who retaliated by kicking up a stink on mario's talk page and got Umkemesik (who was admin at the time before he got BTFO'd) and .wil involved and the little mexican speedy gonzales looking beaner faggot got in trouble for trying to larp as an admin l0l0l. Alas When ED.online went down for good, Gabe, a man literally named Retarded_FAG, and an inbred Burger-King serial-killer from Alabama, decided to form the Triumvirate of Failure. Gabe and Co., tried to recruit some of ED's most veteran leaders who wanted nothing to do with this spaz. Still, Gabe was able to convince a handful of admins and special needs rejects. Eventually through trial and error, namely Ljupco's takedown efforts, getting the site domain seized, and e-begging for donations, Gabe was able to maintain a copy of ED.
But it wasn't the Real ED. The staff got some shmuck to put up their version of the wiki as well as restoring the forums. Gabe wasn't too happy about this and started poaching editors from the Real ED by posting on their talkpage to join team fail. Even going as far as getting some of the editors who were working on both wikis to recruit and vandalize pages, including the main page header directing them to Gabe's shitty fork. These heretics were promptly BTFO but the best was yet to come. assnapkins 2.0 much?
RetardWar 17 Qué!?: The Mario Heresy
Now calling himself the "Emperor of ED", Gabe still wasn't satisfied. He decided to publicly beg for forum backups and tried to bargain with the SysOp to abandon Real ED for his version. Truly Asking for it, Gabe was sent a zip backup of the forums...or so he thought. In reality he was given a zip bomb.
-
First the set-up. -
Then the 0-2 pitch... -
...stike-out!!!
After this Gabe still kept going until someone posted an article with his IRL name. He then Ragequit and tried to run the site through another Admin. Surely this would throw the e-detectives off his trail. The article was then transfered to Real ED and rewrote to include his nick, linking Gabe Rojas to MarioMario456. Eventually fake ED went down again because jewflare seized the domain. Not being able to afford the $10 dollars it takes to buy a new domain name or the $30 for a server, Gabe is now left in limbo as his remaining staff cut a deal and returned to Real ED.
Aftermath
After all was said and done, the real reason why Gabe disappeared was not because he wanted to, but because 764 compromised all of his accounts and tried to rub off their bullshit with "gaming". These same people may or may not have been launching attacks on ED due to their failure to get their hands on .win.
See Also
|
Wikimedia |
Italian Wikipedia • Russian Wikipedia • Siberian Wikipedia • Simple Wikipedia • Volapük • Wikipedia • Wikiversity • Wikivoyage • Wiktionary |
|---|---|---|
| Wikia |
Animated Foot Scene Wiki • GTA Myths Wiki • IdeaWiki • Lostpedia • Sonic News Network • Star Wars Fanon Wiki • Wikiality • Wikia Search • Wookieepedia • Squirtage Wiki | |
| Miraheze | ||
| POV |
Citizendium • Conservapedia • Encyc • Metapedia.org • OrthodoxWiki • RationalWiki • SJWiki • A Storehouse of Knowledge • Wikinfo | |
| Lulz & Trolls |
Bad Webcomics Wiki • Encyclopædia Dramatica • The LURKMORE wiki • Lurkmore.ru | |
| Unfunny |
Inciclopedia • Illogicopedia • Kamelopedia • Sickipedia • Uncyclopedia • Wickerpedia • Fun Shitposting Wiki | |
| Miscellaneous |
Bad Webcomics Wiki • Boobpedia • BoyWiki • Bulbagarden • Countervandalism.org • Create Your Own Story • Deletionpedia • Editthis.info • Fan History • Know Your Meme / ROCKETBOOM • MeatballWiki • Outskirts Battle Dome • SCP Foundation • Spanking Art Wiki • Steal This Wiki • TV Tropes • WikiAnswers • WikiFur • WikiHow • WikiLeaks • Wikimapia • Wikiporno • WikiWikiWeb • Wipipedia • WP:DAILYMAIL | |
| Dead |
Anti-Encyclopedia Dramatica.com • Beeripedia • Cheat Code Wiki • Christopedia • Crinklepedia • Dickipedia • Encyclopedia of Stupid • Encyclopediadramatica.wiki • Failcyclopedia • IAmTheWalrusWiki • LurkMoarpedia • OhInternet • Orain • partyvan.info • Porn Wiki Leaks • Rightpedia • The Hidden Wiki • Trendpedia • Ultraviolet News Network • Veropedia • Wikichan • Wikitruth • WhatPort80 | |
| People |
Aediot • Angela Beesley Starling • Erik Möller • Fast Eddie • GalaxyRailways2199 • Girlvinyl • GreenReaper • Jimbo Wales • Larry Sanger • Mar9122 • MarioMario456 • Mikemikev • Nate Spidgewood • Seunghwan Lee • willg8686 • Zenny | |
| Wiki Concepts |
Autoplay • Article • BLANKING IN PROGRESS • Double redirect • Edit war • Minor edit • Namefagging • Preview • Random page • Redirect • Red link • Undo • Wikicide • Wikistress • Writing yourself into an article |
|
MarioMario456 is part of a series on Aspies. | [Sperg out] |
|
|
MarioMario456
|
|
| Featured article October 1 to October 4, 2024 | ||
| Preceded by Ljupco Steriev |
MarioMario456 | Succeeded by Satan |