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Quanell X (/ˈɛks/; born Quanell Ralph Evans; December 7, 1970) is a [[Fat|fat]] [[Retard|retarded]] race-baiting [[islamic]] [[nigger]] who thinks he can swindle his own people and no one will notice. Contrary to his IRL [[wikipedia:Quanell X|Wikipedia article]], he is not actually the leader of the new black panther nation. He is rather a cocky cheap sack of shit who was lucky enough to land a cushy gig on a local cable news show that no one even knows exists anymore ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trBImXXhKhw&list=PLlNM4Iv_7kpSFNtbaDxjWy0DzB8eNBQGM&index=5 Fox Faceoff]). In his spare time, Quanell ambulance chases freshly killed jungle bunnies who have been shot by the honorable police and promises their families to get justice or some shit. In exchange Quanell would amount enough money to buy property in [[Texas|Conroe, TX]] far away from all the [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqlCvsusUos murder monkey's] he claims to care about. | |||
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|All you Jews can go straight to hell.|[http://https://www.azquotes.com/quote/593672 Quanell X] | |All you Jews can go straight to hell.|[http://https://www.azquotes.com/quote/593672 Quanell X] | ||
|knuckle up, put your boots on, because we’re ready and the war is going down!| | |knuckle up, put your boots on, because we’re ready and the war is going down!| Quanell X | ||
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==Early life== | ==Early life== | ||
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Quanell Ralph Evans was born in Los Angeles, [[California|Commifornia]]. Both his mother and father we're cocaine-crazed negros who stumbled into the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nation_of_Islam Nation of Islam]. A crazy organization of [[Germany|nazi niggers]] who hate [[White_Devils|whites]], [[Jews]], [[Faggot|gays]], and even other [[Nigger|porch monkeys]]. After some years his | Quanell Ralph Evans was born in Los Angeles, [[California|Commifornia]]. Both his mother and father we're cocaine-crazed negros who stumbled into the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nation_of_Islam Nation of Islam]. A crazy organization of [[Germany|nazi niggers]] who hate [[White_Devils|whites]], [[Jews]], [[Faggot|gays]], and even other [[Nigger|porch monkeys]]. After some years his parent's got an inevitable divorce. Because we all know shit-skin fathers don't stick around their tar babies for too long. Evans, his little brother, and his cocaine-addicted negra mother moved to [[Houston|Houston, TX]]. They lived in a one-bedroom apartment in the Fifth Ward an area in [[Houston|Houston, TX]] known to inhabit thousands of dangerous ghetto smelly cotton pickers. They lived with their blind senile old bitch of a grandmother's house, where he attended [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Worthing_High_School_(Houston) Worthing High School]. | ||
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Per Quanell's account, he was a very bad kid in school, however, we think this is bullshit as he has never been recorded not wearing his monkey suit. He claims he would "compete with his friends to see who would get the worst grade." When in reality he was stalking white women to rape. From an early age, Quanell would see promising [[Herman_Cain|upity niggers]] like [[Malcolm_X|Malcom X]] and [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Louis_Farrakhan Louis Farrakhan] on television. Quanell knew that the only way to get to be a rich nigger, is to be a [[Nigger|criminal]]. | |||
In 1989 Quanell got busted for selling crack, The very drug that makes negros even more violent. Court records show Quanell plead with the Judge to not be sent to prison fearing rape or worst of all, spread time with his fellow niggers. The judge sentenced him to 10 years of probation. | |||
== Entry and ejection from the Nation of Islam == | == Entry and ejection from the Nation of Islam == | ||
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Quanell X looks like it was written by pseudo-intellectual 13-year-old boys. Look out for unfunny Uncyclopedia bullshit, boring in-jokes, and angsty teen-ery. You could also add in actual humor.
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Quanell X (/ˈɛks/; born Quanell Ralph Evans; December 7, 1970) is a fat retarded race-baiting islamic nigger who thinks he can swindle his own people and no one will notice. Contrary to his IRL Wikipedia article, he is not actually the leader of the new black panther nation. He is rather a cocky cheap sack of shit who was lucky enough to land a cushy gig on a local cable news show that no one even knows exists anymore (Fox Faceoff). In his spare time, Quanell ambulance chases freshly killed jungle bunnies who have been shot by the honorable police and promises their families to get justice or some shit. In exchange Quanell would amount enough money to buy property in Conroe, TX far away from all the murder monkey's he claims to care about.
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Early life
Quanell Ralph Evans was born in Los Angeles, Commifornia. Both his mother and father we're cocaine-crazed negros who stumbled into the Nation of Islam. A crazy organization of nazi niggers who hate whites, Jews, gays, and even other porch monkeys. After some years his parent's got an inevitable divorce. Because we all know shit-skin fathers don't stick around their tar babies for too long. Evans, his little brother, and his cocaine-addicted negra mother moved to Houston, TX. They lived in a one-bedroom apartment in the Fifth Ward an area in Houston, TX known to inhabit thousands of dangerous ghetto smelly cotton pickers. They lived with their blind senile old bitch of a grandmother's house, where he attended Worthing High School.
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Per Quanell's account, he was a very bad kid in school, however, we think this is bullshit as he has never been recorded not wearing his monkey suit. He claims he would "compete with his friends to see who would get the worst grade." When in reality he was stalking white women to rape. From an early age, Quanell would see promising upity niggers like Malcom X and Louis Farrakhan on television. Quanell knew that the only way to get to be a rich nigger, is to be a criminal.
In 1989 Quanell got busted for selling crack, The very drug that makes negros even more violent. Court records show Quanell plead with the Judge to not be sent to prison fearing rape or worst of all, spread time with his fellow niggers. The judge sentenced him to 10 years of probation.
Entry and ejection from the Nation of Islam
