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{{Spoiler|Ariana Raykotto admitted her music sucks and that she tried quitting it and becoming a porn star but failed}} | {{Spoiler|Ariana Raykotto admitted her music sucks and that she tried quitting it and becoming a porn star but failed}} | ||
{{Spoiler|On November 14 2023 she tried to jump into a highway but her dyke best friend pulled her away from it}} | |||
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{{Quote|I just found out I am [[retard|autistic]]..|Ariana}} | |||
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==BitView discord faggots== | |||
The faggots in the [[BitView]] [[Discord]] all decided to come look at Ariana Raykotto's page on [[us]] because apparently she did what she does best in their site and server and they all freaked out when they saw her disgusting [[nudes]]! They started telling everyone to "CLEAR YOUR CACHE!!!11!1" and freaked out and said its "revenge porn", but its not even porn. | |||
==Shes so retarded and talentless all her music was AI????== | |||
She admitted it, all her songs were made with [[AI|robo]] clones of [[Britney Spears|another never was]]. This earned her the nickname “AI Britney”, classy. | |||
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This person has Assburgers Syndrome, so you can't say anything bad! :-( Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck. |
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Ariana W. Raykotto (b. April 17, 2005) is a Retarded high school dropout attention whore that decided to attempt to make "music". Out of all the retarded things she has done she decided to tell an entire Discord server she wanted to have sex with an Autistic manchild tranny and that she wasn't kidding about it either despite looking like a tranny herself. She then proceeded to get mad at people in said server for making fun of her for it. Despite having less subscribers than a just-made YouTube account she thinks her music is the holy grail of ear candy and acts like a full-blown fucking celebrity, going as far as making fake paparazzi photos of herself. She even made herself a fucking wikia to inflate her own ego.
The Beginning
There was a time that Mrs. Motherfuckerlover was a normal human and then she did one talent show in 2015 and she went all fucking autistic. Their she met some shitty soundcloud rapper who raped her or some shit.
Her "music" career
In 2021 she somehow got a record deal (probably with a Russian bootleg label) and released the worst album ever, since then she has released multiple albums full of stolen music covers downloaded with YTMP3 and Frostwire.
Getting hard nipples over Chris-chan
She decided it would be a good idea to tell a bunch of Dicksword neckbeards that she wanted to have sex with the mother fucking mother fucker tranny Chris-chan and that a few days later she "flicked the bean" to him drinking his own cum. She even said she plans on fucking contacting him and then dressed up as him.
The attention whore
There is an attention whore that decided to fuck with mostly Ariana Raycunto but other members of the CWCki Server too. He is the one that leaked the fact she said she wanted to fuck Chris-chan.
Concert scam
In September 2022 she posted links to a "website where you can buy tickets to her concert" and to nobodies surprise after you bought tickets they never fucking came and the "stadium" she said they were being held at didn't fucking exist. And then in October 2022 shes gonna start selling the fucking tickets again, scamming more fucking people. The again to buy one of her tickets you'd have to be a retard because no shit it's a scam she can't even actually sing, even if it were real all she'd do is sit up there and play a stolen song off her fucking phone.
Ariana's reaction to her ED page
Ariana blew up like a 1930s Jew in Germany when she saw her ED page, first she cried then she ranted to her non-existent Twitter fans. Ariana has not denied the claims she is a tranny lover and has even suggested she is proud of her love for autistic manchildren trannies!
Ariana is scared of ED
According to a friend of Ariana's that is secretly filling us at ED in, she decided to close down her wikia due to fear she would get "doxxed on the farms". Which she probably fucking will be, it's what she deserves anyways. Check it out for yourself you retard. [1]
Her abomination of a "website"
After downloading Netscape on her Windows XP computer because she's poor she saw it had a website editor and thought "I MUSICIAN. MUSICIAN NEED WEBSITE." and coded up the beautifully ugly Raykotto World website, nice name I know. Again because she's poor she couldn't afford to buy a domain so she put it on fucking Neocities a.k.a. Geocities 2 of all places, again very "professional". The website is better than it was before, so I can't imagine what it was before. But hey Raykotto finally caught up with tha modern timez, or at least as modern as 2008. Her website just barely qualifies as Web 2.0, if anything it's Web 1.9. But it's better than her former website, which was 100% plain text a.k.a. Web 0.5, remember Web 2.0 came out 16 years ago, and this garbage plain text no links barebones website was introduced in January.. 2023. At this "Raykotto World" you can pay her for stolen music, buy her scam concert tickets, watch her shitty music videos in a tiny ass embed player from fucking BitView, and thats it.
Lawsuits
Raykotto v. Dreamwatch Records Ltd.
Raykotto and others v. Dreamwatch Records Limited (2022) was the most retarded lawsuit known to us.Ariana Raycunto decided to sue her record label for re-releasing her music "without her permission". Just to prove the Government is fucked she won the god damn case.
Raykotto v. Jey Music Entertainment UK Ltd. et al.
Fuck the other lawsuit we mentioned, this is the most retarded pointless waste of tax money known to Planet Earth. Raykotto v. JCNA UK Music Limited (2023) was the time Ariana Raykotto decided to be the attention whore she is and sue her new record label for re-releasing her bands music and "not giving her career enough attention", this time she lost the case thank god.
Raykotto v. Closet Records, Inc. et al.
We caused this retarded fagfaced trannyloving whore to get what she deserved, a.k.a. dropped by her 3rd record label. Basically after her record company found out she wanted to fuck Chris-chan they told her after she releases her upcoming 4th album she would be released from her contract with them, which wasn't supposed to expire until 2027. The bitch got her mangina twisted and sued her record company. Raykotto v. Closet Records, Inc., Closet Records Ltd. and Closet Records GmbH (2023) was a lawsuit, basically the summary is after her fourth piece of shit "album" is released she will be transferred to her new unsuspecting record company SBI Records Ltd., they have no idea what the fuck they're getting themselves into. None of this shit matters since we scared her so badly she dropped a rushed album and quit music after that.
Scam cellphone brand
The Motori Catis is a scam cellphone created by Ariana Raycunto, it looks like it could be from ten years ago and it doesn't even run Android, instead it runs a proprietary type of Linux developed just for this piece of shit and other soon to come Motori pieces of shit called Motori UI. The name Motori is an obvious copy of Motorola which may explain why it's just as useful as your old ass Motorola flipphone from 2006. And it's only available in Canada under some start-up carrier thing called Universal Wireless. The only known photo of the phone looks shopped as hell. The YouTube account of Motori was discovered which shows the operating system in action, with only 4 functions. So high tech!
Public Meltdowns
October 5 DUI
On October 5, 2023, she was arrested for a DUI and underage drinking, after she was bailed out on October 7, 2023, she proceeded to send her mugshot to a bunch of Discord servers, proving she is such a smart individual.
October 12 Overdose
On October 12, 2023, she was spotted passed out in a Los Angeles bar. The person that spotted her claimed she had gotten super drunk and then tried to hit on a guy, when the guy declined for obvious reasons she got super pissed off and did a bunch of cocaine in the corner of the bar, she then went into a booth and passed out. The person that spotted her said they did take a picture of her but didn't show it because they sent it into TMZ, they say if TMZ doesn't use it then they'll post it.
EDramatica Discord Account
We decided to have a little fun with her, a user from here created a Discord account called EDramatica and friended her. After she friended them they said she had to send them nudes in exchange for this very article being taken down and if she didn't send them her address would be leaked despite the user not having it. After she shit herself out of fear and deleted all her social media she sent the nudes. Instead of taking this page down we added the nudes to this page just because fuck you.
BitView discord faggots
The faggots in the BitView Discord all decided to come look at Ariana Raykotto's page on us because apparently she did what she does best in their site and server and they all freaked out when they saw her disgusting nudes! They started telling everyone to "CLEAR YOUR CACHE!!!11!1" and freaked out and said its "revenge porn", but its not even porn.
Shes so retarded and talentless all her music was AI????
She admitted it, all her songs were made with robo clones of another never was. This earned her the nickname “AI Britney”, classy.
External links
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Ariana Raykotto Channel
Motori Channel
- Say your "opinions about her dating choices" to her face!
- Her dumpster fire of a website! WARNING: Eye Bleach Will Be Needed
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