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Quantum TV is known for their eccentric behavior revolving veganism

Quantum TV is a proud follower of Jesus Christ himself and believes to the god of us all. Quantum believes to be morally superior to everyone on this planet earth. Because of this, he takes his duty trying to stop anything he believes to be satanic such trannies and fags.

Quantum, in reality, is a crybully niggerflaggot from Florida who thinks the world revolves around him when it despises his existence. He doesn't understand that he is a pathetic basement-dweller and instead tries to troll things that make him butthurt. Quantum harasses other people that go against his views to he can't handle via flagging their videos. If he were a god he wouldn't be pussing out over some dumbasses pointing out how much of a sadcuck he is.

Keep in mind that Quantum's sperg outs started all over Elden Ring. Srsly.

Sperging Out with Quantum™

Qauntum TV hates fags

Quantum TV thinks he's god himself and they're for hates fags. According to Quantum, faggots are destroying humanity and ruined all hope of a future of life. To save us from faggots taking over humanity and leaving all the straight beta cucks to die., Quantum spends his time harassing people that go against his values when it only highlights how sad losers like him are.

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Elden Ring take

Elden Ring is hyped by gamers to be "the greatest vidya gaem evar". With all the praise the game has been getting, Quantum was seething over degenerates wasting time by grinding to beat a boss. Quantum TV doesn't know how to play Elden Ring, since he has noob DNA baked into him when he plays gaems. Since nobody watches his dogshit videos, he uploaded a review of Elden Ring for the sole purpose of attention whoring. The review is dogshit, in-fact it's so dogs hit that he delete the video after the amount of backlash it got. Ironically, Quantum lost his shit over people not worshipping his review as it was the second coming of god.

Edited, so Quantum's butthurt won't strike it down.

After the original video was obviously panned by everyone for having no real points, and only proved how much of sad cuck he was. He made a response video, with he basically resorted to crying about how much everybody knew how much of loser he is and throwing petty insults to pretend he is any bit more worthwhile than any of the of commenters. He deleted this video after all the backlash it got too. Quantum is 100% percent the god of us all.

Again edited, Quantum is proving himself to be as pathetic as everyone thought.

Drama with The Act Man

Quantum TV is in an internet sissy fight with The Act Man.
Please dig up lulz on them both.
Professional victim of copyright abuse

During Quantum's daily routine of telling people to get everything bad about them off the internet, an unfunny gaming YouTuber known as The Act Man decided to make a video shitting on Quantum's retarded Elden Ring take. Quantum later chimped out and got the video baleeted from YouTube for a short while. In response, The Act Man created a 30+ minute video about his wrongdoings from his past. In it, he paints himself as an amateur lawyer, although he was too lazy to actually do anything helpful.

Since nobody cared about that video, Act Man made another long-as-shit video on him, and got people to finally give a shit about the video. Jannitors at YouTube, however, took the video down due to sexual depictions of Quantum sucking a cucumber off. After all the spergery Quantum had to go through, he tried to bounce back in the most autistic way possible: by calling Act Man's mom. With all the shit being flung to him by Quantum, The Act Man decided to create the #YouTubeIsCorrupt and #JusticeForActMan hashtags as a way to feed his USI. This also made Act Man say retarded shit like "YOUTUBE IS HOMOPHOBIC!!!11", as well as labeling people that disagreed with how he's handling his own hashtags as "QUANTUM TV FANS OLOLOLO".

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Drama with Mischief

Before the drama with The Act Man took off, Quantum was stimming with another fellow down syndrome fuck named Mischief. The drama included Quantum copyright striking a video from Mischief who then proceeded bitch and moan like the fag that he is until the drama shifted into the Act Man Drama. Despite fading into obscurity afterwards, Mischief did gain 170k subs from the drama, most which dont watch his content anyway.

Quantum's alts

Quantum ban invaded

Quantum has multiple alt accounts to spread his butthurt on channels more successful than his sorry ass even further.

  • Quantum TV Blogs: Probably for shitty blogs, since nobody gave a shit about his dogshit opinions. He renamed it "Controversial Truth" to slander other YouTubers that piss him off.

What happened was that Quantum privates his other accounts then change the URL and makes the account public again, being the pussy he is to admit that he was given the banhammer.

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