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Otoya Yamaguchi
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| Otoya Yamaguchi | |
| Born | February 22, 1943 |
| Died | November 2, 1960 (aged 17) |
| Nationality: | Jap 
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| Highscore | Killed 1, only target |
| Top 50? | No |
| Style | Single player Hack ‘N’ Slash |
| An Hero? | Yes, 3 weeks later in prison |
Prince Otoya Yamaguchi was a 17-year-old Japanese right-wing ultranationalist and samurai who after recognizing the evils of communism and the then-forseeable commie takeover of Japan, became one of the greatest samurais to ever live, when he, on the 12th of October 1960, assassinated and cucked the Chairman of the Japan Socialist Party, Inejirō Asanuma, by teleporting a sword into his rib cage.
Background
Young Otoya was an intelligent young lad and read many books and newspapers. He was angered whist reading about Japanese politics and related towards far-right groups and felt a hatred towards politicians. When he was 16, he heard a speech by right-wing ultranationalist Bin Akao declaring that Japan was on the verge of a lefty revolution, and that the youth of Japan must begin resisting the actions of left-wing groups. Inspired, Otoya joined the Greater Japan Patriotic Party and engaged in some protests, but he knew that words don’t always work and he needed to go the extra mile to save Japan.
Assassination of Inejirō Asanuma
—A note in Otoya’s pocket, he has such a way with words | ||
Day 12 of the 10th month of the 2,620th year of imperial rule (12th of October, 1960) was supposed to be like any normal day for the commies in Japan. In attempt to brainwash more people, the Japan Socialist Party held a televised election debate which 2,500 spectators would attend. (including a ninja, hidden in plain sight)
At 3:00 p.m., the fatfuck Chairman of the Japan Socialist Party, Inejirō Asanuma stood up to give a gay speech that only subhumans would care about. We don’t know Japanese, so we can’t be certain what Inejirō’s speech was about but whatever it was, it enraged our crusader Otoya. In an act of sheer unbreakable courage and bravery and one of the greatest moments in broadcast television history, our warrior teleported behind the politician and whispered “For honour.” and sucker-stabbed the commie as his thick dork glasses hilariously flew off of his head.
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Graded Score
| Kill count: | 1/20 Killed his only target |
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| Accuracy: | 20/20 Directly into the ribcage of a commie |
| Style: | 20/20 Lone banzai charge like his ancestors. |
| Butthurt: | 50/20 Lots of bawwing from commiefags, crippled the Japanese Communist Party forever. |
| Bonus: | 20/20 Successful an hero a few weeks later |
Wanted Level:
Police Force
Aftermath
A couple of weeks later, while confined to a juvenile prison, Otoya wrote a note praising the Imperial Emperor with toothpaste on his cell wall then hung himself with his own bedsheet from a light fixture, thus becoming 切腹. Some argue that Otoya's choice to attack a politican vocally opposed to a common nemesis—The Jewnited States of Americunts—was the result of his own retarded right-wing sensibilities, which rendered him an unwitting tool of his nation's occupiers.
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A real Japanese hero. -
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An hero note written in toothpaste, long live the emperor! -
Rest in Peace, sweet prince.
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Thanks, Otoya!
See also
- Anders Behring Breivik - Fellow commie killer.
- Seung-Hui Cho - Shot up his university, fellow blazn azn.
- Anton Lundin Pettersson - Killed immigrants at a school, also used a sword.
- Brenton Tarrant - Shot up a mosque, wrote Otoya’s name on his gun.
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| Preceded by Brenda Ann Spencer |
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