QAnon

8chan becomes mainstream due to Qanon's followers. (Update: It seems that most normalfags can't tell the difference between 4chan and 8chan because to them 4chan is the only chan on the internet. So normalfaggots raided 4chan claiming that they are 8chan because they are mentally retarded.)

Are they really a fringe group guyz?

QAnon, also known as Queer Anon, or Q, is a tripfag e-celebrity who submits vague, low-effort dyslexic shitposts to the faggotry-infested /pol/ boards of 4chan and 8chan. Gullible retards like your drunk, lazy crackpot dad will eat up all the shit QAnon pumps out of his prolapsed, unkempt American asshole; believing him to be an insider within the United States government who holds Q-level clearance and has been allowed to continue making posts despite very publicly confirming the existence of the very secret U.S. Deep State™.

Sometime in mid-2018, the host (the man) they call Ghost, the raging alcoholic in charge of running the lulzy True Capitalist Radio broadcast via BlogTalkRadio, claimed that his Capitalist Army - believing the QAnon personality to be part of an elaborate trolling plan by the liberal media to discredit the right-wing - had secured the docs of QAnon, publishing his name and online history in a tell-all hit piece for their vanity WordPress blog. According to the aforementioned article, the man behind the QAnon posts is a wealthy North Carolina-based investor named Dustin Craig Krieger, who has a criminal history showing that he has previously been charged with possession of heroin in the vicinity of a child care center, presumably while trying to make a quick buck peddling opium-flavored candies to 6 year-olds. A further investigation revealed that one of Krieger's investing accounts was registered under the username Xanatos, a revelation that enabled Ghost's team of CSIII-trained cyberjournalism specialists to expertly link Krieger to a FurAffinity account, as the account was also named Xanatos. Despite the exceptional work conducted by the E-detectives over at the capitalist /i/nsurgency, the dox they dropped on QAnon appears to be completely unsubstantiated, and can only be regarded as complete bullshit, which doesn't come as a surprise considering that three of the four profiles listed are totally unrelated to each other except in name, with the YTMND account belonging to the half-life machinima guy also known as Xanatos. About 6,700 results on Google ("xanatos" inurl:profile, and "xanatos" inurl:user) also show that, much to everyone's total shock and surprise, more than one person may call themselves the same name online and not be the same user as someone else.

Creating A Monster

4Chan pretending to be some faggot named Q while they trolled the world.

As the flames of 4Chan's lesser-known trolling attempt, Pizzagate, began to die down the troglodytes at 4Chan began to conspire to make something far greater than the prototype that had failed QA testing. They went from alpha testing to beta and rolled out Pizzagate 2.0, aka "The Storm". They pushed this glorious turd through the anus that is /pol/ and plopped it on the face of America under the guise of 4chan user "Q". And no, that's not a Star Trek reference, nerd.

Starting on On October 28, 2017, 4chan began allowing users into open beta-testing for Pizzagate 2.0 by posting a series of Scooby Doo mystery clues in a /pol/ thread made by user "Q" titled “Calm Before the Storm” (assumedly in reference to that lulzy Trump quote from early October). Q pretended to be a "high-level government insider with Q clearance" (hence the stupid name) tasked with posting intel drops — which they retardedly called “crumbs” — straight to 4chan in order to "covertly inform the public" about Trump's "master plan to stage a countercoup against members of the deep state." It was, in short, absolutely hilarious, mainly because of the idea that a serious government whistleblower would use 4chan as their outlet is fucking hysterical. Beta testers on 4chan quickly caught on and began adding lulz to the trollout.

Part two of the open beta test (Pizzagate 2.0's first major patch, resulting in Pizzagate 2.1) came in the form of fabricating several "coincidences" in an effort to make Q look more real. Examples included Q pretending to guess that Trump would tweet the word “small” on Small Business Saturday, pretending to be on Air Force One by posting a blurry picture of some islands while Trump was on his trip to Asia, and accurately guessing the size of Trump's 1.2-inch long penis. This caused retards on 4chan that were not hip to the actual trolling that was clearly happening to believe (or at least pretend to believe) that Q was actually real.

The 4chan troll elites that had birthed the project jizzed in their collective pants with excitement as they realized that the conspiracy was actually starting to take hold. They decided to stop beta testing and launch the full release of their product, dropping the name Pizzagate 2.1 as well as "the Storm" and settling with "QAnon" which is what everyone was calling it by then. QAnon hit the market last Thursday and became the latest bukkake to fall upon the face of the internet. It, unlike Pizzagate, was wildly successful.

Regardless of whatever or not you believe in Q, he has bought tons of salt to those who hate him often causing the MSM to write hit pieces that are written in a similar matter to the Legacy Media's first report talking about 4chan. These hit pieces formed as a result of leftist tears who are furious at the existence of Qanon who brought low IQ normalfags to come post at 8chan.

A Contemporary Nostradamus For Neckbeards

Like some shitty Turner Diaries fanfiction, Q's posts tend to talk constantly about some supposed insider war between Donald Trump and the members of a "Deep State" of mostly democrats that collude in the shadows to steal money, rape children, and keep you a jobless virgin. Like the 70 year old gypsy with a magic ball you can always find at any cheap amusement park, Qanon's predictions rely on vagueness and are about as open to interpretation as an European art film. Much like astrology, this means that any retarded minuscule event can be attributed to Q's posts if you try hard enough. He wasn't always like this, mind you. Until drop 60 or so, he made much more precise predictions about a supposed purge in DNC, mass arrests of "deep state politicians" and some kind of martial law being enforced, all with dates ranging from "soon" to "this week" to "this year". When his shitwit predictions failed to materialize, he saw that he needed to go full horoscope and make the "leaks" as muddy and open ended as humanly possible.

Supporters

Q levels

Q's supporters are often the same individuals that believe in the flat earth and the Mandela effect. These people are the kind of people that believe in anything regardless of whether or not it is true; but with the media relentlessly pushing degeneracy at such a massive scale, you cannot blame them for not questioning who Q is.

Dustin Nemos/Dustin Craig Krieger Attacks Veterans

Dustin Craig Krieger attacks a veteran

Dustin Nemos claims that Unirock doxxed him.

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How to Piss Off Dustin Craig Krieger

• Tell people that he is Qanon which has been debunked since there are multiple people being Qanon.
• Tell him that he is a criminal.
• Bring up his criminal record on the internet.
• Bring up his Powerword.
• Link him to this ED page.

The "Facts"

4chan continued its Q escapades by making up one hilarious "fact" after another in an effort to pour gas into the engine they had created that was now revving at over 9000 RPMs per second. These "facts" included, but were not limited to, the following list:

• Trump was never really involved with Russia and isn’t actually under investigation by Mueller & Co. On the contrary, Q insists that it’s actually Clinton and Obama who were corrupted by Putin (and are now actually under investigation by Mueller) because they’re obviously just evil, money-hungry globalists who’ll do anything for the highest bidder.
• Trump feigned collusion with Russians to enlist Robert Mueller to join him in exposing the ring and preventing a coup d'état by Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, and George Soros.
• HillBama (and other libtards) is into raping and killing children, though the crowd is split over whether this is because they’re Satanists or just part of some weird blackmail scheme involving the CIA.
• Trump, the genius that he is, figured all of this out way back when he was just a measly presidential candidate and has been pretending to suck Putin's cock and/or be involved with Russia ever since as a way to force a third party to investigate these horrors — without drawing the attention of those evil Dems-who-must-not-be-named, of course — because he’s just that selfless of a leader.
• Clinton, Obama, Podesta, Abedin, and even McCain (he's dead, Jim), are all either arrested and wearing secret police-issued ankle monitors or just about to be indicted.
• The Steele dossier is a total fabrication personally paid for by ClinBama.
• The Las Vegas massacre was most definitely an inside job connected to the Saudi-Clinton cabal.
• In addition to molesting children, members of this cabal also kill and eat their victims in order to ingest a life-extending chemical in human blood.
• In order to stop this elite ring of pedophilic cannibals, top military generals convinced Trump to run for president in 2016.

Most importantly of all for these Q-tards is that Trump is now secretly working behind the scenes to bring those involved to justice, leading to a "day of reckoning" involving the mass arrest of journalists and politicians the likes of which this planet has never seen before: It'll make Watergate look like a limp-dicked cuck watching his wife get plowed by a BBC.

Most of this "reckoning" was supposed to happen in November 2017, but, of course, none of it did. One would have expected this to derail the conspiracy, but thanks to so many autistic faggots online, the beast's claws had taken a stronghold across the internet and refused to die. It spread from the depths of 4chan (and 8chan if you're gay) to Reddit, YouTube, and Twitter, where it found hundreds of thousands of devout coprophiliac followers who were starving for some new shit to snack on. Around that golden age of QAnon's empire expansion, some of the most popular "explainer" videos boasted nearly 200,000 views, and the QAnon hashtag had gotten so popular that it was difficult to track.

Some brain-damaged jew troll (probably one of its 4chan originators from Pizzagate 2.0) even took the time to write a 117-page book charting Q’s rise to power (now buried among the dozens of others that have been puked out onto the internet) so that they could capitalize on the conspiracy's popularity and rake in the shekels. In fact, hundreds of troll investors bought into the QAnon stock and suckered millions of pennies out of dipshits across the globe.

How to Piss Off Qanon Supporters

• Offer them a palm reading.
• Ask them if they ever joined a doomsday cult.
• Ask them why they are in a doomsday cult.

• if they say they're not, point out similarities between what they believe, and the beliefs of doomsday cults.

• Tell them that Q is short for JQ.
• Tell them that by believing that Trump is some kind of uncorruptable insider against the deep state and not just another Neocon boomer that surrounds himself with Jews and Wall Street goons, they're just as fucktarded and deluded as Hillary Clinton supporters.
• Show them pictures of Trump with people they think are pedophiles.
• Tell them that if they really wanted to, the "deep state" would have had Trump and Qanon commit suicide by running into a bullet the moment they opened their mouths.

Videos

Qanon fans still watch children's cartoons

True Capitalist Radio Exposes and "Doxes" Qanon

The guy that Ghost doxxed is known to be a scam artist who lies to people

Anonymous proves that are irrelevant by plotting to expose Q

"This is not a game."

Qanon for beginners

Someone makes a list proof that Qanon is real

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Boards Made to Discuss Q

• https://8ch.net/qisfake/index.html
• https://8ch.net/qresearch/index.html
• https://8ch.net/thestorm/index.html
• https://8ch.net/qthestorm/index.html

Links

qfw he forgot to switch between accounts

• q-anon-community-r-cbts_stream-cbts-thestorm-etc.38801 - Kiwi Farms thread about QAnon.
• https://qanon.pub - The place to get Q posts
• https://8ch.net/cow/res/512858.html
• https://ghost.report/2018/08/01/qanon-followers-are-no-better-than-low-iq-leftists/
• https://ghostreport.files.wordpress.com/2018/08/tcr-show-600.mp3

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