Negress

Negress DNA is only 49% human. DO NOT APPROACH

The Black chick, or Nigerius obnoxius is an extremely dangerous and territorial animal. Black chicks roam in packs, and constantly produce a loud, ear-piercing screech that can cause irreparable damage to the middle-ear. Black chicks can also cause damage to the eyes which will be explained later. Not to be confused with ebony baby chikins, which are considerably more pleasing to the eyes, and which one day end up in black chicks.

Do NOT make eye contact.

lol she's really lying

Black women basically eat whatever they desire. Depending on the region of America, they eat different things. In the South (Texas, Alabama, Georgia, etc) the diet consists of "Soul Food" which is mainly fried meats (chicken and fish) and vegetables like potatoes and collard greens with a side of peach cobbler. These goods are said to give the Southern girl her MAGNIFICENT shape of juicy breasts, SMALL CONTOURED WAIST LINE and nice round ass. You know, kinda like the ass white women like Kim Kardashian go out and BUY because she is not able to acheive it naturally. All black women do not fit in this category, though. Which is why the ones who are not as fortunate and have to resort to ASS SHOTS aka hydrogel injections (just like Northern black (islander) chick Nicki Minaj who has plenty of injections). File:ImagesCAQBL3UX.jpg Other black women eat just like any other American, from fast food joints to home cooked comfort foods. You don't find too many black vegetarians or Vegans (except Beyonce).

Mixed or multi ethnic black chicks (Black Latinos, Black Asians (mixed), Jamaican Americans,etc) typically eat foods of their countries as cooked by their foreign parents.

There are a considerably large amount of overweight black women, just as there are other races, but there is a difference. Black chicks do not want to kill themselves because they are fat, nor do they want to damage their esophaguses by vomitting all their meals like psychotic white women do. They often embrace this fatness, which is a shame. You will often see the ghetto class black female (mostly in Walmart) with skimpy clothing to show off those posterior breasts on her back. Shame shame shame. This type of black female is often accompanied by a extra dark black man who only weighs 120 pounds and nappy, short cornrows.

Anatomy and physiology

All negressess have envious plump rears, perfect breasts and range from light skinned to dark sknned. They also have big curly or kinky hair and piercing brown or green eyes. Beautiful!

On the Internets

Many black chicks have learned how to operate computers, and some even figured out how to create MySpace pages for themselves. Do not, under any circumstances, view a black chick's MySpace, as they often post skimpy pictures of themselves which, along with the bad selection of music that autoplays, can cause permanent sensory damage to the eyes and ears.

Some of them also run ED.

Combat

Black chicks are ferocious fighters. They will leap at their victims, pulling hair, and thrashing with their sharp talons. They can kill a weak paper thin white woman with a single glance. Do not attempt to fight them.

Socialization

A typical black girl, photographed in the wild in her natural habitat

Although in some rare cases it is possible to find a black chick who is nearly fluent in English, they by and large prefer to communicate in their native language. Black chicks are very social and often play games with each other such as:

• "Oh No You Di'int" in which players attempt to speak louder than the competitors. Loudest voice wins the argument.
• "Who My Baby Daddy" in which the pregnant black chick and her friends analyze factors such as income, stability, and gullibility to choose which of several men she slept with in the past 2 months will be paying her child support.
• "Step Off Mah Man Ho" a physical sport where two or more contestants attempt to pull hair, nails clothing and jewelry. The one who keeps most of her accessories "wins" the man, although he continues to sleep with them all anyway.

Relations with men of other races

White men and Azn men show little interest in the colored ape known as the black girl. This is likey due to the fact that both races of men prefer their women to be attractive, petite, literate, not addicted to drugs, and free of HIV, none of which the black girl can legitimately claim to be. White men, however, have for hundred's of years made a sporting hobby out of impregnating poor, ignorant (and often enslaved) black women, creating half breeds just for the lulz. This is evidenced by the occasional beautiful black woman, as well as the anomalous intelligent nigger who wears a suit, speaks english, and possesses basic cognitive skills- traits that normally would be impossible for a black to possess without white or AZN genes. (See Barack Obama)

Latino men, in their never ending pursuit to be better at being a nigger than actual niggers, love black women. This is not so unusual, however, as latin women have much in common with niggeresses that would explain the common gardener's attraction to them. Being overweight, unemployed, frequently pregnant, toothless, drunk, heavily scarred, loud, rude, uneducated, promiscuous, diseased, ugly, lazy, stinky, and having fat asses with which to take disgusting dumps are traits that both breed of woman share.

Arabs, as they are with all women, are repulsed by black girls, because they are Hella gay bro.

Similarity to Hippos

The Venus Nigra Trap, digesting its last victim

Black women are noted for being nearly identical to the hippo, which is also obese, black, toothless, angry and dumb. Together, the negress and the hippo comprise the two biggest dangers one faces in Africa: being eaten by a hippo or catching AIDS from a nigger girl.

Some of the noted similarities between the black chick and the hippo:

• Rude
• Work as receptionists
• Stink even after being in water all day
• Treated as game by white men
• DO NOT WANT
• Have problems with locomotion over land.
• Tusks
• God is ashamed to have created them
• Black men will fuck it if there are no white wiminz to rape
• Beat their children
• Take ENORMOUS dumps all over the place
• Tip over kayaks
• Look hilarious when wearing human clothes and makeup
• Appear in rap videos
• Both are the two least feminine creatures on Earth
• Bad genes
• Breath stinks
• ????
• NO PROFIT!

Opposing Views

Hawt black women.

Because every group of people deserve a little blurb of positivity. So despite what was previously described here (and what many bitter disgruntled men of the black race will tell you (see lie)) black females receive higher education than black males, who are more likely to end up in jail than college. Black women date inter-racially in less numbers than their male counterparts often either due to racial loyalty or the stigma of slavery rape. The times you do see a black woman accompanied by a white male they are often attractive, physically fit and educated. On the other hand, overweight white women are more likely to be the kind of women you will see accompanied by black men, who often have a look on their face as if they hit the jack pot with a white wimmen (often referred to as 'pawgs' phat ass white girls) on their arms. However, there are double standard among Black women dating White men for Black males.

Noteworthy White Males Who Have Dated or Married Black Women

• Prince Maximilian of Liechtenstein
• Prince Albert of Monaco
• George Lucas
• Roger Ebert
• Robert De Niro
• George Clooney
• Brad Pitt
• Gerard Butler
• Johnny Depp
• Eric Clapton
• David Bowie
• Bob Dylan
• Iggy Pop
• Mick Jagger
• Roland Betts
• Peter Norton
• Wolfgang Puck
• Robin Thicke

Non Noteworthy White Males Who Have Mingled With Black Women

• Strom Thurmond
• Thomas Jefferson
• Bill Maher
• Kid Rock
• Paul Wall
• Sean Penn

Gallery

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  Pop quiz - which of these is a black chick?
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  A full commitment is what he's thinking of.

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  Hawt.
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  This black-ish chick became an hero due to bullying.
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  Some of them do like white men though, betraying the Black Man.
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  Don't be deceived by those tits; it's yet another trap.

Also See

• Sittin On Tha Toilet-->One of the most famous and "lulzy" musician/rapper black female on the Internet and especially Youtube.
• Slut-->Most of which are actually not black chicks, surprisingly.

External Links

Pimp My Black Teen

Afro Romance

The Official Black Females Thread

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Negress is part of a series of topics related to Black People☻