Sons of Kojima

Fun fact: Sons of Kojima is massive Jewish propaganda

PLZ DONATE THE PEOPLE NEED WATER!

Sons Of Kojima are a group of butthurt children that consists of greed, self-glorification for popularity's sake and pantomiming themselves, acting like elitist, fedora-tipping autists, claiming to be above DSP, his white knights, and pretty much everyone else. By the end of the day, they are a prime example of every other annoying group that thinks they're hot shit. Even worse, they prove the lolcow they're criticizing right. Failing as trolls.they circle jerk each other in their videos, and on Twitter against a single person at times, in order to achieve their ultimate goal of enlarging their E-penis. You can help the herd by not giving them ANY water.

Sons Of Kojima members

this is their god

• Fred Fuchs - Current leader and ultimate fake-voiced try hard that has a USI sociopath complex rivaled by Philly-boy himself. For reasons known only to himself, decided to pick a username based on a running joke in Angry Video Game Nerd videos. Usually condescends to those who do not think the exact way he does and has admitted to using a VPN, creating alts just to troll DSP’s channel, and being so butthurt that he had his 5 accounts banned in order to try and strawman DSP into making him look like much more of an asshole than he already is. Manipulates others into doing his work for him as he watches from behind the scenes. Devoted to find out whoever hates his pathetic group that outside of DSP, no one would care about. Made Onyx paranoid about him because he admitted to creating 5 alts for being banned. His ulterior motive is to use the DSP movement in order to get himself popular, and what further demonstrates this is the fact that he doesn't care about DSP and never was a fan, but is pretending to be one so he’s just like everyone else. Critics have laid claim to him of being two-faced, condescending, and a dominating voice in every discussion. By that, we mean that Fred Fuchtard decides to randomly speak over the person he's talking to by interrupting them and then goes on 15 minute whining strawman tangents about how they are wrong. By the end of the day, he is the A-Log to the DSP movement by showing he takes lolcows seriously and that his ultimate desire is and always has been to become popular and cash off of Phil by having popular guests on that already hated Phil in the first place. Did we also forget to mention that he is going for his political science as a masters degree?

Sons of Kojima planning their self fellatio

Fred not recalling that Onyx has good reason to be paranoid

TL;DR: He's a USI-suffering asshat that's part of the club that claims to have the biggest e-peens on the internet.

• Hollywood Kojima – The faggot who created this cancer group to begin with. An egotistical douchebag who constantly attaches his name to anything he can to grow his e-peen beyond one inch. The original source of the Charity Water bullshit with his name plastered all over it to make himself look better than other people. He ended up walking out on the group and left Renegade Operative in charge where he ran the group straight underground. Has a faggot relationship with Dudedaman321 where they cyber all day. He uploads videos no one cares about and has basically been forgotten.

• Renegade Operative – High-pitched house nigger who used to run the Sons of Bitches. Most likely 15 years old 12 years old, as you can tell when he plays any video game. Thinks he is hot shit because he ran SoK for a couple months and now he just uploads shit playthroughs on his channel. Is the laughing stock of the entire Anti-DSP community with his attempts at sounding smart. Without CoK-SoK, he'd be forgotten.

Artist's rendering of Renegade Operative

• RetrospectivePC (Che) - Is the Vice President and pandering asshole that spams everyone, won’t learn to shut the fuck up, and tries to make himself look like the victim. Is Fred Fuchs' professional fuckboi and every person that’s asked about him behind the scenes says he’s annoying and not so bright. Is basically a carbon copy of Fred Fuchs.

doxx http://pastebin.com/JMxeUxUN

• EvilAJ2010 – Fat 30 plus year old no lifer who is the reason neckbeards and little kids think it's cool to hate on DSP. He makes 10 hour videos of MGS playthroughs, but they just want to see him shit on DSP. Got called a stalker by Phil and that made him feel special and get a half-chub at knowing that.

• Loophole572 – Pudgy little autist who thinks he is actually funny. A pimple-faced little fucktard who used to dickride DSP until he realized he could become more popular by being a hater. Only claim to fame is trolling DSP in Destiny Beta, then muting himself and running away. He attempted trolling him again on Hate Live with his nervous ass, got pwned, then hung up the call like a bitch and ran away again. Only in this for the fame and popularity, he tries to attach himself to everything he can. He's basically the aspie version of Hollywood Kojima.

doxx http://pastebin.com/yqwMUHiw

Come on guys donate. The people need water

• DSP.TXT – The most egotistical of them all. He first made a TXT account to talk about his personal life. His missions in life are to take down DSP and convince everyone that he has a girlfriend. Got mad over his voice getting exposed in a video, sounding like a whiny bitch which led him to try to take it down, but in vain. Spends his time bullying anyone he can on Twitter like Mustafa and Invisible Crane. Tries to get people to do his dirty work because he is too scared to do it himself. Gets owned by KGhaleon on the regular. The name itself sounds like a shitty creepypasta.

doxx http://pastebin.com/MWuuDKEs

• Karel Hering – Idiot from New York who flipped out when Ghosthead made a parody account about his bitch. Makes the SoK look like a bunch of old farts and regularly shows how much of a caveman he is on videos.

SOKast section

When they're not circle jerking each other on Twitter and bullying others for having a different opinion like the terrorist group they are, they attack anyone that is more popular than them and then ask them to show up on their podcast without so much as a "sorry".

Well shiet son, they had your EXACT SAME USERNAME. Totally doesn't make you look suspicious, especially with your all caps rage.

Special guests have included, and are not limited to:

• Jack Scalfani (And Jr.)
• The Lemon
• SlySpy
• Slowbeef
• DasBoSchitt (Twice)
• MegamanNG (Twice)
• BiohazardAsian
• SomeOrdinaryGamers
• Engravings
• Timboslice
• Theaireaidlord
• Gorthemoviegod
• Kyoko Kirigiri, a former "The King Of Hate" forum mod
• Mightyfurtado
• You
• Their pet dog
• A pile of cummed-on Muppets
• An outhouse cleaner

More to come.

CoK-SoK white-knights

• Scottisascott - Faggot kiddy script hacker who thinks he's tough shit because he can DDOS people and "dox" them by Googling their information. Uses botnets to hit off the CoK-SoK's critics on Twitter because he can't take them insulting his masters. His friend Strafe admitted to Boon that he made a VPN cracker so he has no life. Uses demonic photos as his profile picture on Twitter so most likely an edgy teen with a god complex who gets bullied regularly. Won't admit his age publicly because he's most likely 10 years old, proven by the fact his vocabulary is shit. Circlejerks with Funkmaster, SexualEcchi, and others to bully people who are superior to them and mask their insecurities. Thinks million dollar companies can be DDOS'd by him because he's just that good apparently. Retweets ass 24/7 because he can't get laid and calls others virgins and beta males with his buttbuddy, Strafe/JudgementFucktard. Sent Mustafa pizza because he pointed out how retarded Scott is then had to lay low otherwise Scott would get his period. Insulted Burn for his tastes in hentai (yet has several anime profile pics) because his time in the military was more productive than Scott's entire life. Also assisted in vandalizing this article, because even though this CoK-SoK cocksock can DDoS and use botnets, he doesn't know how wikis work. Even though he claims to be innocent, he didn't have the common sense to try and disguise his name. Recently had his Twitter baleeted due to butthurt, with the picture of his final tweet archived right here on this article.

• JudgementCut - Insufferable douchebag who's a kiddy's script hacker in training, taking lessons from Scott. Denies talking to him much or being his friend but you can clearly see them sexting each other over Twitter and circlejerking with Funkmaster for being professional cyber thugs. Not very intelligent, you can see this when you start to piss him off by making the CoK-SoKs feelings hurt by posting up E.D. articles and not being in their Twitter hugbox. Apparently got Scott to teach him how to protect himself from being DDOS'd, probably because the Facebook drama was his fault. Recently got his Twitter suspended for reasons unknown, maybe they finally figured out his sexting and hacking.

• Funkbringer - Spends his time bullying people like Dan for being a pinnacle of humanity and overall better than a piece of useless shit like him, and for Dan having emotions like normal people. Think he's hot shit because he's friends with Strafe and Scott who show their true gruff colors to followers by retweeting ass pictures constantly and calling others faggots because they appear to be weak. The last white knight remaining for the SoKs, as the previous two have had their Twitters pwned.

How to piss off Sons Of Kojima

It is really easy because they are thin-skinned teenagers that can be easily torn a new one by any troll.

• Call them out on their hypocritical bullshit, which is all of it.
• Say anything negative about their group.
• If Fred Fuchs or any CoK-SoK members follow you on twitter tell them to fuck off and you’re not interested in being in their circlejerk group, then unfollow.
• Block every member of their group. They will then show a picture of you blocking them, then they will all call you names and circlejerk each other by agreeing even with their alts. Retaliate with unblocking, sending them some Pain Series, then reblocking them.
• Tell them that they flipped-flopped like fucking Mitt Romney when they went against DDoSING Darksydephil's forum, but promoted doxing when a video of a person’s voice was leaked on the internet. Which is stated on their YouTube "about me" page that they don’t promote doxing, hacking, or DDoSING.
• Tell Retrospectivegaming (Che) that he’s nothing but a low IQ fuckboi that jerks off to John Cena every day.
• Tell them they are just like DSP, as they block anyone that proves them wrong.
• Say they are all circlejerkers because they retweet each other and agree 24/7 like an echo chamber ejacularium, much like DSP and his fan base where they think they're right and everyone else is wrong.
• Say that without DSP, they would not be relevant and no one would give a fuck about their group, let alone their SOKAST.
• Call them all out as wannabe A-Logs, and when they ask why, show them this page and Anthony Logatto's page at the same time.
• Accuse Fred of being a sociopath and being exactly like DSP that talks shit but can’t take it when it’s given back to him.
• Tell them their group is a bunch of individuals that are the same as DSP and his fan base. Then watch the lulz unfold when they prove you right with the butthurt responses.
• Show them our Offended page if they start whining about your criticism.

After this, it's pretty much effortless to offend the entire Sons Of Kojima group at once. Hell, contributing to this article is another good way to piss them off.

Sons Of Kojima honorable mentions

These people were either ex-SoK members or people that got themselves so associated with trying to join or troll them, it was too good to pass up.

• DSP.TXT - A well respected twitter handle that turned into a whiny bitch after his voice was leaked. Never fights his own battles.

His voice was leaked again, so he had to have the support of his hugbox. [[1]]

• Shadowsteppah - a.k.a. Sidesteppah, has numerous problems with the law and is currently on probation with his parole officer. Thinks he's badass but comes across as a fucking idiot with nothing better to do than troll people for TXT or another one

of his anal buddies. Thought he was cool for going on Mustafa's show with his Twitter alt and insulting Burn too.

• Nomad Slayer - One of Fred’s minions that is a whore-in-training and yesman to whatever he says, is the third in line for the D. Would be nothing without CoK-SoK; made a video called 00Boondocks00 Tries It: Being a little bitch but then pussied out and took it down, showing the irony of the group.

• 00Boondocks00- aka Mikel Rashad, one of the biggest retards of the group. When on the SOKAST he was given the opportunity to ask DasBoSchitt a question and responded 15 minutes later with "Hey Moogle, what's your favorite Blaze Blue character? Confirmed Autist.

Boon's Dox (archive)

Sons of Kojima Exposed

Lately they've been obsessed to find the person behind the Exposed account, to no avail. TXT is naturally 50 shades of butthurt and in denial.

[2]

THEKINGOFDIVASVLOGS

The most feminine and homosexual of the bunch who finally surrendered to the Bubba e-peen of SOK. Originally a member of CoK-SoK he ended up trying to bring down the group after being obsessed with their god Fred Fuchs. TheKingOfDivas claimed to be on the fast track of shutting down. After a 50 minute documentary about Divas getting "exposed" for getting butthurt and jealous over the new members getting recognition in this gay clan. It was pretty much was just them saying "He sucks cause he tried to take us down and do something else with our lives" and mutually masturbating each other for almost an hour to refill their cum barrels. Then he made a letter of surrender, deciding to shut down his Twitter and make his YouTube channel dormant and neutral instead of getting in another petty internet gay boxing match with them. After a week of hugboxing with about 4 or 5 sock accounts he finally deleted his Twitter a week later.

Divas will forever be known as a fame seeking hater turned DSP white knight for trying to bring down the group of the DSP obsessed idiots. Divas spent his time commenting on DSP videos with multiple sock accounts to thumbs up his own posts and agree with himself to make himself look more important than he was. After manipulating several people with autism and people with severe mental disorders to do his dirty work he was finally outed for being a closet homosexual with a hard on for their god Fred Fucktard. Of all the Cok-Sok we can't think of a more pussy, conniving, backstabbing piece of shit psychopath than the Queen Diva himself.

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External Links

• SonsOfKojima
•  sonsofkojima
•  Scottisascott BALEETED
•  JudgementCut SUSPENDED
•  Funkbringer
•  RetrospectivePC
• SOKAST
• Funk exposed for being an insecure little bitch LOL
•  TheyCallMeDivas BALEETED
• TheKingOfDivas' letter of surrender to CoK-SoK

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