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Chris Brown
Once upon a time, Chris Brown had a nigga moment. He repeatedly beat Rihanna until she baaawed. It is a known fact that Rihanna gave him herpes, or that's what his representative claimed. Chris Brown was said to have bitten Rihanna, so maybe she thought this was all some sort of kinky game that they were playing. The lulz about this situation will certainly make for a meme later in the future.(NOT)
Rihanna, being a stereotypical nigger, stayed with Chris even though he beat the living shit out of her. I bet Rihanna is singing SOS now.
Who says you learn from your mistakes?
After a long bawfest, Rihanna and Chris Brown decided to get back together. Why? The reason is unknown, but it is said that their relationship ended because of herpes.
Then again, a lot of male Negros tend to hit their female companions, and then in the end they get back together. It's a cycle of lulz that keep on rolling.
Some argue that after getting the shit beaten out of you, you would be pretty pissed at the person and even sue them. but Rihanna just likes her men to be dominant and take control of their girl. After a long talk with her family, she decided to break up with Chris Brown and press charges. She testified to his asswhipping in front of a court of law.
Chris Brown pleaded guilty to a felony assault, and has to do six months of community service. I'm sure that there will be more lulz and that he will continue to have more nigger moments, therefore ensuring this place as a dominant male nigger. Also, the niggers at the state pen will love to fuck his tight, little ass.
NEED MOAR PUBLICITY
Some think that Chris Brown did not have a nigger moment, but instead was looking for publicity. Considering how retarded Chris is, I wouldn't doubt this. To get moar publicity, Chris Brown sent out an apology via youtube.
Next he'll probably make a song about a douche named Makaveli and pretend to be dead, thus igniting a huge controversy.
After this, Usher, needing a lot of publicity, decided to take this oppurtunity to make a negative comment towards Chris Brown and apologize for it.
Typical nigger fandom reaction to Rihanna getting shooped.
He Can't See The Man in the Mirror
At the 2010 BET Awards, Chris Brown was to sing and dance like a minstrel to the songs of Michael Jackson. At first, things seemed to be going off without a hitch, and Brown seemed to be renewing himself for the GOOD things he was known for (something about being a dancer and wearing funny clothing). Then, when a touch ironic song, Man in the Mirror came on the mixtape (which some attribute to a producer making a last-minute change to the line-up), Chris broke the fuck down like a bitch and started BAWing live, on-stage, in front of what is essentially the ENTIRE BLACK MUSIC COMMUNITY. This would also include, but not limited to, his producers, people who lol'd at him, probably his ex-punching bag Rihanna, most of the Jackson family and kids, and assuming anyone still gave a enough of a fuck about him to still invite him, his inspiration for what he does, Ike Turner. Talk about giving up the ghost, amirite?
Rihanna's fourth album
Being a typical woman about the matter, Rihanna is releasing an album dedicated to the incident. The track list has been confirmed, but the record company is picking between Bitches Get Bruises and Hoes Get Hit for the title.
- Abuse Me
- It Was All My Fault
- I Deserved It
- Hit Me Baby One More Time
- (Britney Spears cover)
- Sorry I Gave You Herpes
- Oh Wait, I Had AIDS Too
- Call Me When You're In Prison
- When You're Choking Me
- Make Me Pass Out
- Bye-Bye Cellphone (Hello Beating)
- I'll Go Make You a Sammich Now
- Unfaithful, Part II
Reconciliation with Rihanna
Rihanna, being the trifling whore that she is, got back together with Chris. Some argue that Chris should now finish the job, and then An hero.
kkkunthanna
she herself sexualizes hijabs and hired white models to pull the same shit at her first fashion show. She uses child labor for her medicine-smellin-ass makeup. She still hires only whites for her shows. She didn’t care that one of her loves was fucking one of the models backstage and after the show, he pelted her with comments and messages. She must still be bitter about that relationship, but why take it out on women of color and other religious groups? Does she want another salman abedi to attack other musicians? She did show support for the Manchester arena, but is she really that bitter with scammyana, a white woman? If she’s such an internalized racist and fuck buddies with pedonikkka, and she was cuddly with scammyana before, why is she low key trying to provoke another terrorist battle? I guess that how the war on Ukraine, the genocide in yemen and Ethiopia, and the Israel-palestine conflicts are still going on. Does she really have this much hatred for humanity after 2009? Does she really wanna be the ‘last girl on earth’? is this why she’s fucking jeff bezos and sucking his dick? Asap aint the real father of her children. Kesha used to be the opening act of rih’s ‘last girl on earth tour’, but a year later, Lukasz produced some of rih’s 6th album ‘talk that talk’, then after kesha began a series of legal battles with Lukasz, there was nothing from rih supporting one of her many opening acts. Did Lukasz try to abuse rih into submission, even after she dealt with piss brown? Or did he convince her about how ‘good’ he is and anyone who opposes him is a liar? Both kesha and rih dealt with abuse. But is rih really sympathizing with oppressors of the abused, one of whom she used to be? I know she says sometimes she forgives piss brown, but both he and luke are rapists now. How can anyone forgive the fuckery they constantly do? After forgiving them, they seem to do more and more. Theyre unforgivable. Does rih forgive abusers to the point where she doesn’t care who gets hurt or who people lose in the end? She also wears designs by child abuse promoters and abusers like Balenciaga and alex wang. And so do scammyana, judas leech hadid, and vylie. Maybe rih is a black kim petrash.
piss brown kkkoonery kkklown
He almost murdered cunthanna before the 2009 scammys. Did they plan with him to commit domestic violence? He did something to make rih pissed off enough to lash out, causing him to be physical with her, compelling her to fight back. Maybe the scammys had him cheat on her or something and she found out before they even got in that car. He is obviously one of the fucking men who trafficked childen and other victims to be raped by scammys/vmas nominations committee members for that kkkorrupt bribery. He obviously had nipsey hussle, pop smoke, huey, pnb rock, and takeoff murdered. He raped a woman in paris and bribed his way out of facing justice. He also abused karrueche tran and had a secret love child just like kd6. He and kd6 used to fight and diss each other over the years and now since nipsey hussle’s sudden murder, they’re sucking each other’s dicks. Either one should be assassinated immediately!!! In 2011, piss brown was interviewed about whether or not hes still platonic with rih on bet or some other shit like that, then when the show ended, he snapped and threw a chair through a window. He claimed to have been angry at the world afterwards. He also assaulted any girl he saw while out and about who uses a smartphone. He must have a thing against girls using smartphones. He’s fuck buddies with mike Tyson. He did nothing for blm, so he’s also an internalized racist. Whenever he got arrested, he used to work with mark gerragos, but fired him before kesha finally spoke up against dr puke. Puke himself produced some songs for brown, including ‘only’ featuring kd6, pedonikkka, and trump wayne. Puke and piss also made a song called ‘haute’ featuring tyga and j balvin. By the time ‘only’ was produced, mark gerragos was spending his last minutes working for piss until the latter got butthurt somehow and shat him out. Puke only used that time between piss and mark to make the song just to try to put down kesha once mark went to her after piss kicked him out. Before mark gerragos was with piss, some lawyer namedf Michael ‘sitrich’ was the defense lawyer. After piss kicked him out, mike defended dr puke. Piss is clearly working with puke and they must be swapping lawyers with each other, playing them like puppets, to make kesha and other trafficking victims, including Britney, look like discredited liabilities. Both piss and puke have some kind of mission to do things that will forever negatively stereotype all people of color, including blacks, and people of all religions, including jews and muslims. Piss brown wants to be the reason racism still exists. He is an internalized racist who doesn’t want racism to be erased. Piss and the wkkknd are starting to look like twins. Now piss brown thinks he was 17 when he nearly murdered rih on behalf of the scammys. Actually he was pushing 20. Around 2013, he threw a rock at his own mother’s car. Growing up, his parents used to abuse each other. He swore to his mom he wanted to kill his dad and didn’t care if he ended up in jail at 16.
Gallery
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Rihanna aftermath
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Rihanna asking for someone to SOS
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Chris Brown's next publicity stunt
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Animated version of Chris Brown and Rihanna's fight
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True explaination of this situation
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Rihanna's looking up to God to help her.
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Chris Brown's new album cover (2010)
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If you win enough awards, you're always forgiven despite previous habits.
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