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Liar
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This article is about liars in general. For other uses, see Jews.
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AKA Bullshitter, is every person IRL and pretty much every person on the Internets. You may think you're talking to a sexy, sassy 16-year-old girl, but she's more likely an 80-year-old Chinese man in panties. You may think you can trust your e-pal with your darkest secrets, but thanks to Frienditto, your "buddy" is a lying thief.
Examples of lies:
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Shout outs to OL Liars
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- Michelle Mcrae
- She lied to and hurt many people, and proves that you can't trust girls on the Internet. Even if they really are girls, and have a girl's voice, they can still be extremely ugly and heartless. Disregard that, there are no wimminz on thy internets
- Kid Vegas
- Tainted Bill
- "After about ten minutes, I remembered that we parked much closer to the stream. By the way, if Pete should tell you that, when I found her, I threw my arms around the car and said 'daddy loves you', he's a fucking liar."
- Huey's Blog
- "She lies about......her virginity, about tumble weed, her height, she doesn't really need glasses (her eyes are fine), where she lives, hair color (she's really a blonde), she's a FUCKING LIAR!!!"
- Brandon Hilton
- He claims he didn't copy Britney Spears when he posted photos identical to her Circus photoshoot, fake his own paparazzi pictures, and writes about himself on StickyDrama's MyDrama section.
- Cameron Shaw
- Angry Homo Kid
- Regardless what he tells you, he IS a homo.
- Emilie Autumn
- This bitch lies about everything and her retarded fans eat it up.
- Joshu2uber
- Just a fucking crazy who tries to say that he has Dox on Anonymous. Like that's possible?
- Anthony 'A-Log' LoGatto
- Chris Crocker
- Britney Spears is a human when Bush is smart.
- SlamminBran23
- Claims he gave lukeywes1234 over 9000 youtube subscriptions.
- Bronies
- Claim not to be furfags. Yeah, right.
- NateGaming2005
- Fakes everything and trolls people OTI
- willg8686
- Claims to have a (nonexistent) brother, and says that ED doxxed his brother.
Big Fat Whoppers
- Computer Science
- blog archive
- "Hi, I am an alien from Mars and I want to download PHP Editor. So I can make a homepage for my people. ps. Don’t tell it further, because I am in disguise."
- Petition Spot
- The Purpose of Alt IDs
- "I do not need to hide my ID. I am a Klingon!"
- "I remember landing, and there was supposed to be some kind of welcoming ceremony, but we ended up dodging sniper fire instead."
- Self Employed Singles
- "What to say about me. Well, I've got a heart of gold, I'm incredibly funny and stunningly hansom. Additionally I'm kind to children, animals and the elderly. Unfortunately, I am fabulously wealthy."
- Retired Writers Aliases
- "I am a Marshmallow man. No, you cannot use me to make smores, and no, I'm not really here to destroy the world."
- lightningfield.com
- "Hey maybe we can go out some time. I am the same age as you. I drive a red Firebird. Hey I have to tell you, you are really really HOTT. I have brown hair and brown eyes, and I am really beautiful too."
- Outcasted.com
- Copypasta
- 9th grade: My first sexual experience that actually involved nudity. While we're fondling each other, she asks me if I like Diet Coke. Me: It's alright. Girl: Well, I LOVE it. How 'bout you go get me a bottle of it? I go downstairs and grab a 20 ounce bottle from the fridge. When I return, she says it's too cold. Girl: How 'bout warming it up...by rubbing it on my cunt? So I began to rub her vigorously with the bottle. Soon enough, she asks me to shove it inside of her. She really enjoys it, and so do I because I KNOW that, with this girl, I'm defiantly going to get off. That's when it gets crazy. She rips out the bottle, opens it, and begins filling her cunt! with Diet Coke. I swear, she nearly empties the volume into her cunt!.I had seriously underestimated this cunt's liquid retention volume. Girl: YOU LIKE DIET COKE?!?!?!? OH YEAH OH YEAH DRINK IT FROM ME! I was noticeably freaked, but I did want to get off, and I didn't want my first load-blow to be into 18.7 fluid ounces of a 0-calorie beverage. I began to go down on her, until she said the exact wrong thing. Girl: OH YEAH, DRINK IT FROM ME! I'M THE KOOL-AID MAN! OH YEAH! OH YEAH! I don't know how she did it with 16-year-old voice, but she sounded exactly like the Kool-Aid man from the commercials. I glanced at the wall, half-expecting him to burst through and over me a fruity beverage. I was extremely turned-off. She could tell, too. As she sat up to see what was wrong, she twisted her body in such a way that Diet Coke shot out of her and all over my face, chest, and groin. And it was at that sticky, low-calorie moment that my parents chose to pull into the driveway.
See Also
- Atheism
- Religion
- Cake
- Troll
- I have a 140 IQ
- Too cool for the internet
- Barack Obama
- Sock puppet
- Sarah Palin
- Furry Beach Furry Scam
- Internet Detective
- Your life
- Chris-chan
- Sean Hannity
- LifeInATent
- MeganLeeHeart
- Save Aaliyah
- W
- JoshU2uber
- Jact
- Betty Marie Barmore
- Ripoff Report, this site is full of lies.
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